I can increase the scoring rate in football
Chapter 78 League Crisis
When Lei Yu saw reporters in the player tunnel, his first reaction was to turn around and walk away.
But how could these reporters allow such a big news figure to avoid their sight?
When they saw Lei Yu appear, they rushed forward in a swarm.
"Lei, can you talk about that chest bar? What brand is it? What's the size? Does it have any smell, uh... like a light body fragrance?"
"Lei, is this your new hobby? Asking for breasts from female fans? Will this bring better luck than kissing?"
"Lei, when you score a goal in the next game, in addition to the breast bar, will you also ask for women's underwear? For example, panties?"
The reporters were all talking.
They had long forgotten Lei Yu's goal, and gossip was the focus of fans' attention.
Just two figures for the score are enough, but the tidbits about the stars are worth writing about.
For example, in Porto now, Hulk, a muscular man, likes mature women, Falcao likes Lily, Guarin likes watching movies, Lei Yu likes gay men with numbers 0-1, and big bear beauties. These are all the fans talk about.
topic.
Lei Yu had long known that these guys would gather around him to ask gossip, but in order to clear his suspicions immediately, Lei Yu still answered seriously.
"First of all, I did not ask for any property from female fans, including their intimate clothing."
"Secondly, the chest bar was just an accident. I don't know the fan. As for why she threw such a thing, I think it was because she had nothing else around her to throw."
"The last thing I want to say is that I am not a gay, let alone a bt. I am just an ordinary male player, and my hobbies are no different from those of 18 or 19-year-old boys!"
Speaking to the end in one breath, Lei Yu looked at the reporters who were recording in front of him and asked: "Are you clear this time?"
The reporters nodded, then shook their heads.
When one of the reporters saw no one was talking to him, he thought for a moment and raised his hand and asked: "Lei, you haven't answered yet what brand is that chest bar? Also, does it have any smell on it? If so, you
What brand of perfume do you think it will be?”
Looking at the reporter who looked expectant, Lei Yu rolled his eyes.
Shet, these guys didn't listen to a word just now!
...
That night, the result of this Europa League match was announced.
In addition to briefly introducing the score and the scorer, the most eye-catching incident was the incident of Lei Yu being "smashed".
Just as Lei Yu thought, these guys reported the matter completely according to their own wishes.
"...Ray didn't kiss the cheerleaders before the game. This may be due to a bet!"
"We can see from the ending that Ray is clearly the winner."
"In the second half of the game, Ray scored a goal and got the reward he deserved - a freshly made bra worn by female fans!"
"According to Lei's description, the chest bar is at least as big as an F, which is very suitable for Lei's hobbies."
"There are rumors that the woman who offered her breasts to Lei has been given the opportunity to have dinner with Lei."
"I wonder how many gay fans who like Lei will shed tears after this night."
Seeing such reports, Lei Yu wanted to tear the newspaper in front of him into pieces.
These guys are really smart!
Not only did he create a fictional girl with big boobs who bet with Lei, but he also brought along Lei Yu’s inexplicable “taste”.
Do you believe him when he says he likes beauties with big boobs?
Didn’t you see him and Hulk having sex in the gym?
That's one of Ray's other hobbies!
...
At night, as soon as Lei Yu turned on the nozzle, his body was held by a pair of hands from behind.
"Nasha, don't be so harsh!" Lei Yu bowed his waist.
"Lei, what brand is that chest bar? How big is it?" Nasha slowed down.
"Hey, Nasha, why do you ask these questions?"
"You haven't answered my question yet!"
"How do I know? I'm not an expert in selling underwear."
"I heard you brought it back! Let me guess, she's hiding under your pillow now, right?"
"Yes!"
Lei Yu took a deep breath, Nasha's pinch just now was a little too strong.
"I would have thrown it in the trash can!"
"Really?"
"Of course it's true! If you don't believe it, you can go to my bedroom and look for it. If you can find it, you can do anything you want me to do!"
"I'll find it."
After Nasha finished speaking, she spared Xiao Leiyu's life.
That night, Nasha sneaked into Lei Yu's bed and sat on Lei Yu's body.
Before Lei Yu could react, a black breast bar was pressed over his eyes.
"Nasha, you..."
"Shh, don't say anything, just enjoy it."
...
In the next league match, Porto faced Guimarães at home.
As one of the strongest contenders for the title of "Portugal's fourth most popular club", Guimarães has long tried to change people's preference for the traditional top three.
In the 2007-08 season, Guimarães also finished third in the Portuguese Super League.
In recent years, Guimaraes' struggle for the European war has almost become a rule, that is, finishing fifth or above in the league.
It can be said that, in addition to the traditional top three of the Portuguese Super League, Guimarães is the leader of the second echelon.
In the 22nd minute of the game, Falcao took advantage of the opponent's attack to launch a successful quick counterattack and took advantage of a single opportunity to score.
Subsequently, Hulk scored a goal in the penalty area, and fans thought that Porto would seal the victory in the first minute.
Perhaps the players were a little slack after taking a two-goal lead. In the second minute of stoppage time in the first half, Guimarães forward Alves made a sudden shot from outside the penalty area to help the visiting team get a goal back.
Not long after the start of the second half, Rodriguez replaced Varela.
Losing Varela's speed allowed Guimarães to relax its defense on the right.
Not only that, Boas also replaced Ronaldo and Falcao one after another.
According to his idea, it is simply to save some energy for the team members.
But what all the fans didn't expect was that after greatly reducing the offensive threat in the frontcourt, Porto began to be beaten by their opponents.
Until the 86th minute of the game, Guimarães forward Ribeiro broke into the penalty area and made a pass from an inverted triangle. Porto's defense was unable to clear the ball in time, and the opponent succeeded in attacking the goal.
The three points obtained turned into a draw again.
Seeing this ending, the Dragon Stadium exploded.
The team has drawn four consecutive league games!
If this continues, the lead will soon be overtaken by the opponent.
If he loses the top spot or even loses the Portuguese Super League championship, then Villas-Boas will be the first sinner!
For a time, the clamor for Lei Yu to be used in the league once again reached its peak.
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