I can increase the scoring rate in football

"In the just-concluded Europa League, Ray performed well as always!"

"But in the weekend league match, Villas-Boas still placed Ray on the bench as always."

"And we all know that this is not a physical problem at all..." - "The Record"

Perhaps Lei Yu's performance was too "forward" in the match against CSKA Moscow, so Villas-Boas adopted the so-called "rotation system."

Lei Yu remained on the bench for the entire 90 minutes.

Fortunately, the opponent was not strong. Porto, playing away from home, won 2-1 with goals from Hulk and Falcao.

After the game, the game was called "a rare" victory by the media because it meant Porto got out of the league's cycle of draws and still maintained its lead over Benfica.

However, the goal conceded in the 85th minute of the game and Lei Yu's paralysis throughout the whole game became the media's criticism. In the words of the opponent's commentator: All female fans are waiting for Lei's kiss!

The "listlessness" on Lei Yu's face was also misinterpreted as dissatisfaction with Boas's formation.

In fact, Lei Yu didn't complain much about not being able to play as a substitute.

What he really cared about was that he wanted to take leave this time to take a driver's license test, but Boas refused.

As a result, Lei Yu had no choice but to take up his usual training time and go to a driving school to get a so-called regular driver's license.

In Nasha's words, Lei Yu just received a few tickets and it was a stroke of luck. If he was caught driving without a license and then found to have forged a driver's license, the crime would be huge!

"What crime can there be? Just hire a lawyer!" Lei Yu looked arrogant when he received the call.

Ever since he made some "stinky money" in Porto and learned that many wealthy clubs were interested in him, Lei Yu no longer takes money very seriously.

"You might as well die on the road!" Nasha said gloomily.

"Walter? You are cursing me!" Lei Yu was so angry that his mouth twisted, "Be careful, I will deduct your salary!"

I just applied for a fake certificate, is it so serious?

"That's right! If a policeman recognizes your fake ID on the spot, given your character, he might drive away. When the police are chasing you, it might cause a series of car accidents or something. And you, maybe

He will die in this car accident!"

Lei Yu: "..."

After a long while, Lei Yu pinched his eye point and said, "Are you still not my agent? Have you ever cursed me like this?"

"Since you know that such consequences may occur, why don't you get a driver's license?"

The day after the league, Lei Yu got up early.

He took a taxi specially and went straight to the private driving school Nasha arranged for him.

When Lei Yu received the driving school training, information questions and class schedule, Lei Yu almost vomited.

I’m here to take the driver’s license test, not the pilot test!

Are you sure the information you gave me is correct?

"I can already drive, and my driving skills are pretty good! Can we spend some money to save me the previous steps of classes and exams?" Lei Yu approached the person in charge of the driving school and said eagerly.

"If you are willing to spend an extra 1,000 yuan, I can arrange for you to take the road test directly. The premise is that you must come to practice driving, and your driving skills must be approved by me!"

One thousand yuan can buy 48 classes?

What a bargain!

Lei Yu took out his credit card on the spot and swiped it to the person in charge of the driving school.

When he saw the money arrived, the other party nodded with satisfaction.

"In that case, let's go to the parking lot first. If your driving skills are really good, you can go home and wait for my test notification."

When he arrived at the driving range, Lei Yu was led to a woman with a blond ponytail.

"Hey, hello, my name is Penny, you can call me Coach Penny."

"Uh...hello."

Lei Yu stretched out his hand and shook it, but forgot to let go.

No way, Penny's exposed half of the bear is really attractive!

From Lei Yu's perspective, he could just see the deep ravine inside.

"Are you Lei? I just heard what the person in charge said. Come on, let's get in the car and drive for a lap. If your driving skills are okay, you can go home and wait for the test news."

"Uh... I'm sorry, I, I can't drive." Lei Yu suddenly stuttered.

"What? You can't drive? Didn't you say before..."

"Uh, yes, I have indeed driven it a few times, but I am not skilled at it, and it is not formal. If possible, I think I would like to learn it systematically again."

"Okay then, let me see how good you are first, and then I will teach you slowly."

After saying that, Lei Yu followed Penny onto the coach.

"Fasten your seat belt first, don't forget to adjust the angle of your rearview mirror, put your hands on the steering wheel, and don't rush into gear... Oh!"

With a "boom" sound, the coach ejected and started.

Then a stream of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe, and the car slowly drove forward.

Not far away, the person in charge of the driving school shook his head. "It seems that people who are good at driving have become beginners under Penny's hands!"

After driving around the driving range, Lei Yu parked the car on the spot.

Open the door and get out of the car, waiting for the verdict like a candidate.

"Oh, dear Lei, I have to say sorry!" Penny's voice was full of regret, "With your current driving skills, I think it is impossible to pass the driving school test. So I suggest that you come to the driving school step by step.

It’s better to go to class.”

"Yes!" Lei Yu shouted in his heart.

Suppressing the secret joy in his heart, Lei Yu touched the back of his head and said, "Ah? That's it! Okay, let's arrange the time."

"Lei, in that case, do you want to choose a personal trainer or..."

"Private, private!!! One-on-one!" Lei Yu said quickly, "It's okay, I'm not short of money."

"Okay, a private lesson costs 100 yuan. I think with your current level, five or six sessions should be enough."

Without saying anything, Lei Yu took out his credit card and transferred 500.

After the money arrived, Lei Yu couldn't help but ask, "Coach Penny, this 1v1 personal trainer is you and me, right?"

"That's right! Do you have any more questions?" Penny shook her ponytail and said cheerfully.

"No, no problem!" Lei Yu then put his heart back in his stomach.

It's better to practice driving with beautiful girls in your spare time than to go to the game arcade with the guys on the team!

Lei Yu and Penny spent the whole day in the car.

After talking, Lei Yu learned that Penny was not only a part-time driving school instructor, but also a waiter in a fast food restaurant.

Hearing this, Lei Yu couldn't help but suggest: "In that case, how about we go to the fast food restaurant where you work for dinner at night? I'll treat you!"

Penny adjusted his hair in the passenger seat and looked at Lei Yu with a smile: "Lei, do you want me to serve you?"

"Ah? Is there still such a project?" Lei Yu pretended to be surprised, "If there is, I think it's no problem!"

"Screw you! I don't want to serve people plates while eating! Let's find another restaurant!"

"Okay, then where do you want to go?"

"Find a Chinese restaurant! I haven't had Chinese food yet!"

"Really? I guarantee you will become addicted to it!"