I can increase the scoring rate in football

After the match against Spartak, Porto has one foot in the Europa League semi-finals.

The team members' faces were full of relaxation, and they were discussing where to go during the holidays.

But unfortunately, Boas didn't see it that way.

After coming back from the press conference, Boas said with a serious face: "I can give you leave, but you must first set a rule. Don't go to nightclubs and bars!"

"Ah! Why?"

"That's a guarantee!"

"Boss, don't do this!"

After a big victory, you can't let go and let these old fritters lose their spirits.

It's like having done enough foreplay but not letting you take off your safety pants at the end.

"Why? Isn't it because of yourselves?"

Boas didn't look good at all.

"Have you forgotten the point difference between Benfica and us?"

"If we had won those few games last month, we would have secured the league title in advance!"

"Instead of like now, every game must be won!"

After Boas explained, the team members fell silent.

The great advantage of leading was wasted, who is to blame?

Don’t you have to blame yourself for slacking off?

When everyone's interest waned, Falcao was the first to jump out.

As a direct "beneficiary" of this regulation, Falcao saved a lot of money!

"Okay, okay, don't be listless anymore. Train hard and try to win the first championship trophy this season!"

Everyone looked at Falcao who immediately "rebelled" with contempt.

Hulk stood up and pointed at his nose and said, "Do you think you can hide away like this? No! Then I'll pay for it first, and I'll treat you again after the season is over!"

There was a moment of excitement, and several other players who had been "bought" by Falcao also stood up, saying that this treat could not be passed over by him just like this.

Falcao had no choice but to agree to them one by one.

If you piss off your teammates now, you may not be able to receive passes from your teammates in the next games!

...

The next day, Lei Yu came to the training ground early again. Also present with him was Falcao, who owed him a free nightclub trip.

"I don't want you to compensate me after the season, just train with me for a week!"

Falcao did the math and realized that by practicing for a week longer, he could save money on the treat. The deal was quite cost-effective, so he agreed.

When the two came to the training ground, what they practiced most was long passes.

High ball, low ball, ground ball...

Lei Yu has to practice a few moves related to long passes, transfers, through balls, and assists.

If the offensive methods are too lacking and the passing is not up to standard, don't even think about advancing your position.

For Falcao, he also needs to adapt to Lei Yu's passing rhythm.

As a forward, he no longer wants to face the embarrassing situation of not scoring a single goal.

Since his last game, he has been almost blackballed by the media for not scoring a single goal.

He also held back his energy and tried to earn his face back in the next round of competition!

After the two practiced for a while, Falcao, who had been picking up the ball off the court, finally couldn't help it anymore.

"Lei, can you pass the message more seriously?"

"I'm already very serious!" Lei Yu looked innocent.

"Seriously! Are you sure you are following my pass? Where did your shooting skills go during the game? And why did you use the outside of your instep to pass the ball, Mr. Mao?"

"Because it's cooler!" Lei Yu exclaimed, "And it's not easy for opponents to judge."

"Hey! I can't tell either!"

"Then I don't care. Anyway, I will pass the ball like this in the next game. It's your fault if you can't catch it!"

"Shet!"

After the training, Lei Yu wanted to treat Falcao to a meal, but he refused.

In his words, he no longer wanted to practice with Lei Yu, a "madman", and wanted to go home and have a good sleep.

When Lei Yu saw this, he didn't force him to stay and took a taxi back home alone.

Lei Yu can't even think about driving again until he gets his driver's license.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw his agent sitting on the sofa wearing a nightgown.

Nasha had her legs crossed, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on her nose, and half a cup of hot tea in her hand.

Seeing Lei Yu enter the door, Nasha put down the documents in her hands and looked up and down at her employer.

"My dear, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you seem to have become a lot stronger."

"Well, have you seen my biceps? Do you think they are for nothing?"

Nasha adjusted her glasses, stepped forward, and observed Lei Yu like a medieval farmer selecting a slave. Finally, she even opened his mouth and checked his teeth before giving up.

Just when Lei Yu wanted to move his tongue, Nasha suddenly pulled his finger back.

Pick up a piece of toilet paper and wipe away the saliva on it.

Lei Yu was a little angry when he saw this. Do you really treat me as a slave?

"Hey! What do you mean!"

"Check the development of your teeth to see if you have wisdom teeth."

"So what if it grows longer?"

"Then you have to find time to remove it as soon as possible!"

"Why?"

"Because it could affect your game!"

"Ha, are you kidding me? How can I delay the game because of a small tooth?"

"You underestimate your teeth! When you have a toothache, let alone football training, you can't even eat or sleep. And even if you go to the hospital to have it removed, it will take a while to recover. If you don't take good care of it during the period,

, it is very likely to cause massive bleeding leading to sepsis or something like that.”

"So scary? Don't scare me!" Lei Yu opened a can of juice and took a few sips carefully.

"You'll know when the time comes." After Nasha said that, she sat back on the sofa and crossed her legs again.

This time, the bathrobe slid down her thighs, revealing a large area of ​​white flowers.

Seeing this, Lei Yu couldn't help but swallow, and his pupils dilated several times in an instant.

"Hey, I'll pay attention." Lei Yu rushed forward and sat next to Nasha, about to make a move.

Nasha looked at her employer with interest and suddenly asked: "How did your driving license test go?"

"Driver's license? Oh, I've already passed the written test. I'm just waiting for the road test." Lei Yu said impatiently.

"Oh? How did I hear that you didn't take the written test at all? Besides, the lace panties under the pillow at the head of the bed don't seem to be mine!"

Saying that, Nasha used two fingers to pinch out a pair of transparent lace panties with disgust, and waved them in front of Lei Yu's eyes with a smile.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

Looking at his "criminal evidence" in Nasha's hand, Lei Yu suddenly shrank.

"Okay, I admit, I'm a little bit depressed when you're not around these days, so..."

After explaining, Lei Yu was like a child who had done something wrong, rubbing his hands and waiting for Nasha's criticism.

"Listen." After a long while, Nasha slowly spoke, "Self-discipline is the most basic quality of a player. If you want to become a superstar, then self-discipline is absolutely indispensable!"

"Like Ronaldo?" Lei Yu asked cautiously.

"Yes, just like him!"

"Oh, then I'm relieved!" Lei Yu let out a long breath and suddenly became enlightened, "That guy has more than ten rumored girlfriends now, right?"