I Can Level Up By Staying Idle

"Brother take me!"

Gao Haoran flew and hung directly on the thigh of "Black Earth".

Lin Mo suddenly found a pendant on his leg, and couldn't help being shocked. Looking down again, he suddenly smiled - because Gao Haoran used his real appearance very confidently in the Metaverse, Lin Mo recognized him at a glance.

Lin Mo used the "universal appearance" in the Metaverse, and Gao Haoran never knew Lin Mo's name and digital ID in the Metaverse, so he didn't recognize him at all Come out, the black soil is actually his Mexican.

"What is this little fat guy called? Haoran is righteous?" Lin Mo almost didn't laugh when he saw Gao Haoran's name in the Metaverse.

Just this little fat man who is so tender in the clubhouse every day, how dare he give himself such a name?

If Lin Mo remembers correctly... Since Gao Haoran entered Jiangnan Wuda, except tonight, he has hardly spent any night in the clubhouse!

With such a life style, are you still proud?

What about the face?

No face!

"But... this little fat guy knows how to hold his thighs!" Lin Mo thought with some relief.

In the game "The King of Chicken", each player actually has his own way of survival.

For someone like Gao Haoran who is at the bottom, the best way to survive is to hug his thighs.

If it hadn't happened to meet Gao Haoran in the game, Lin Mo would not have been very convenient to take him; after all, Lin Mo hadn't planned to reveal the heavy identity of "black soil" for the time being - Lin Mo knew very well, The strength that he has revealed on the outside is already enough of a monster! If the heavy identity of "black soil" is exposed again, I am afraid that there will be martial arts masters who will kill themselves at any cost.

Lin Mo still doesn't like putting his fate in the hands of others, so it's better to keep a low profile and not expose it.

But since I happened to meet him in the game now, and Gao Haoran rushed up very cleverly to ask for it, it would be different—as a good brother, how could Lin Mo not bring him?

However, the other players in the spaceship cabin didn't think so after seeing Gao Haoran's behavior.

"What the hell? You hug your thighs as soon as you get up?"

"Damn it! Is that black soil?"

"This 'Haoran Righteousness' is too shameless! He actually hugged Heitu's thigh as soon as it came up!"

"What is righteousness? It's just shameless!"

"Bah! Shame!"

"Haoran is righteous and not a cute girl! It's strange that the black soil will take him!"

…

Gao Haoran, who transformed into a pendant, did not care about the gazes of other players around him. He looked at the black soil eagerly, and said expectantly: "Black soil boss, can you add a game friend?"

There were disdainful boos all around.

"Add a fart! It's strange that the black soil will add him!"

"Like this shameless and skinless! It's good that the black soil didn't kick him away!"

"This arrogant righteousness is completely self-inflicted humiliation!"

"I estimate that in this game, the black soil is likely to kill this Haoran righteousness first! After all, this guy looks a bit disgusting and a bit cheap!"

But then, a scene that surprised everyone appeared!

Instead of getting tired of the "Haoran Righteousness" pendant hanging on his thigh, Hei Tu said very kindly: "Yes! But I closed the friend application, so I will add You!"

"What!?"

"Black soil actually added him?"

"Isn't that too good to talk about?"

Gao Haoran's eyes lit up with excitement: "Okay! Add me and I'll pass it right away!"

Sure enough, in the next second, Gao Haoran received a friend request from "Black Soil" and passed it with a smile.

"Added! Black soil boss!" Gao Haoran let go of "Black soil" thighs and stood up.

Immediately afterwards, Gao Haoran asked tentatively, "Hey soil boss, when you have time, can you take me to the double row for a chicken?"

The expressions of the surrounding players became exciting when they heard the words.

"He is so arrogant and righteous, he's too good at making things happen, right?"

"It's just that he added a metaverse friend. He really thinks he is a good friend of the black soil? He even took him to eat chicken? It's a shame he dares to think about it!"

"I see, this Haoran Zhengqi is thinking about shit!"

"Black Earth will probably delete his friend soon!"

"If I were black soil, I would definitely delete my friends in seconds!"

But then, the other players in the spaceship cabin were all dumbfounded.

"Okay! Let's eat chicken together next time!" Hei Tu was still very friendly and said, "You can also follow me in this game! I promise you can get it! second!"

"What!?"

"What!?"

"What!?"

In the cabin of the spaceship, there are faces all over the place.

"Why did the black soil agree so simply?"

"A big guy like Black Earth, shouldn't he be very cold?"

"If I had known that thighs were so easy to hold, I would have gone up to hold them too!"

"This Hao Ran is righteous, did he know the black soil from the beginning?"

"Know a fart! Didn't you see that all your friends were just added?"

The other nearly 100 players in the cabin were still in shock for those who responded slowly, while those who responded quickly started rushing towards Lin Mo, wanting to emulate Gao Haoran's way of hugging their thighs.

"Brother take me!"

"Black soil boss, I have a special standard for kneeling!"

"Black soil boss, I speak very nicely!"

"Black soil boss, I kneel and lick very well!"

"Black soil boss, I'm 34d!"

"Black soil boss, although I am a man, I have a sister of 34e! You can accept me as a lackey!"

A large group of players rushed towards the black soil - after all, as long as you hug the thigh of the black soil, you can get very good points in the chicken eating contest! Let me ask, who doesn't want to hold such thighs?

Seeing this, Lin Mo hurriedly parachuted from the spaceship.

Gao Haoran hesitated a little, then jumped off the spaceship.

The next game was like a dream for Gao Haoran. He doesn't need to do anything, just follow Black Earth's side, and then he will see the other players appearing nearby all die one by one.

In this way, Gao Haoran is like a follower behind "Black Earth", sleepwalking all the way to the finals.

In the finals, Gao Haoran stood there for a few seconds, and saw that the black soil had emptied all the other players. In the whole game, only he and the black soil were left alive.

"Uh..." Gao Haoran found that the other players were dead, and said very sensible, "Black soil boss, I know the rules! You don't need to do it yourself, I will kill myself!"

Speaking, Gao Haoran lifted a brick he picked up on the road and slapped it directly at his door.

The game ended, and Gao Haoran won the "second place" in the game.

"This second place is too easy, right?" After quitting the game, Gao Haoran still couldn't believe it; Will you take me to the double row for chicken? Or is it just polite words?"

Thinking of this, Gao Haoran didn't dare to send a team invitation to "Black Earth". After all... the black soil boss is likely to say it casually, you can't really put your nose on your face!

Just when Gao Haoran hesitated to send a team invitation to "Black Soil", he received an invitation from Black Soil.

Gao Haoran's eyes lit up immediately: "The black soil boss really wants to take me to eat chicken in a double row!"

Gao Haoran is really touched!

What is the true love in the world? —It was just a chance encounter, just hugging a thigh casually, and actually hugged it!

"Black soil boss, don't say anything! From today, you are my brother!" After the duo joined the team, Gao Haoran said quite moved, "Except for my brother Mexico. , no one has ever been so kind to me! Look... am I calling you Brother Hei, or Brother Tu? Forget it, it's not very nice, let's call you Big Brother Hei Tu! It's more domineering!"

Lin Mo didn't say anything, thinking that this little fat man had some conscience and knew that Mo was the best for him.

"By the way, black soil boss! If you have time, you must come to Jiangnan Prefecture!" Gao Haoran continued chattering, "As long as you are in Jiangnan Prefecture, no matter which city you are in, I will It's clearly arranged for you! - You take me double row to eat chicken in the game, and I'll take you double row to 'eat chicken' in reality!"

"Can you still eat chicken in two rows in reality?" Lin Mo was a little puzzled.

"Black soil boss, don't pretend to be confused! For a boss like you, has anyone entertained you before?" Gao Haoran showed a smile that a man could understand, " Don't worry, I still have a bit of a status in the big sword circle of Jiangnan Prefecture! Black soil boss, you don't have to worry about the big sword being caught! I'll catch you out immediately!"

Gao Haoran patted his chest and said.

"Can I be such a person?" Lin Mo said speechlessly.

"Why can't it be?" Gao Haoran continued to laugh, "Besides...even if it wasn't before! As long as you come to Jiangnan Mansion, you can become yes!"

"Stop talking about this, the game is about to start!" Lin Mo reminded.

"Oh! That's right! It's important to eat chicken!" Gao Haoran nodded again and again and asked, "Black soil boss, how should I play this game?"

"You..." Lin Mo thought for a while, and said, "After entering the game, you can play by yourself, or just commit suicide!"

"Huh?" Gao Haoran was taken aback.

But immediately, he understood the meaning of the black soil boss - with his little strength, when eating chicken in a double row, the most important thing is not to affect the black soil boss!

"Okay! Black soil boss, I understand!" Gao Haoran continued, "After I jump out of the sky, I will just find a place to go to Yin people! It doesn't matter if it's too dark!"

"Yeah!" Lin Mo nodded slightly.

…

In this way, Gao Haoran started an extremely dreamy night in the chicken eating competition.

In each game, after he enters, he only needs to play a few games!

It is best to be able to kill a player, and it does not matter if the Yin is not dead, anyway... In the duo mode, even if he hangs, the black soil will definitely eat chicken in the end!

That’s it…

Gao Haoran's fighting skills are only a "second-order early stage" little chicken, and his points in the chicken-eating competition are soaring and take off!

1000 points!

1100 points!

1200 points!

In one night, Gao Haoran's game points rose to 1245 points!

Take off!

"After killing all night, my hands are numb! Tired and tired!" Lin Mo said in a private chat in the metaverse at the end of the last game.

From dark to dawn, Lin Mo is going to lie down and sleep in the gravity room.

"Black soil boss, I can fully understand you!" Gao Haoran also said, "I'm a little tired after dying all night, let alone you!"

"Let's stop here for now!" Lin Mo continued to chat privately, "If I'm free at night, I'll bring you a pair of chickens!"

"Take me at night?" Gao Haoran's eyes lit up, and his heart was even more moved, "Okay! Black soil boss! Then tonight, I won't go to Dabaojian!"

"..." Lin Mo was speechless.

But he suddenly found out that if he pulled Gao Haoran to eat chicken every night, wouldn't Gao Haoran have no time to go to Dabaojian?

"This may help Gao Haoran to quit prostitution successfully!" Lin Mo couldn't help his eyes light up.

But then, Lin Mo was dumbfounded.

I saw Gao Haoran say very wisely: "I will go to Dabaojian in the daytime!"

"..." Lin Mo didn't want to say anything anymore, so he quit the Metaverse.

"What did the black soil boss say to go?" Gao Haoran found that the black soil was offline, and he was a little puzzled, but he didn't think much about it.

"Right! I don't seem to have registered my school yet for this chicken-eating contest!" Gao Haoran suddenly remembered.

According to the rules of the chicken-eating competition, you can only appear on the leaderboard if you have registered which martial arts university you are from.

Originally, Gao Haoran never thought about how many points he could get for his strength, so naturally he didn't register; lest the points be too low and be seen as shameful by other students.

And now...it's different!

Gao Haoran, who has a score of 1245 points, feels full of confidence!

With such a high score, if you don't register at the martial arts university you are in, it will be like a night walk in brocade!

I finally caught an opportunity to pretend to be x, could Gao Haoran miss it?

Certainly not!

Don't even think about it, Gao Haoran started to register his own martial arts university directly on the page of the chicken eating contest.

"Haoran Zhengqi...real name Gao Haoran...School Jiangnan Martial Arts University...registered..."

After one operation, the registration was successful soon!

"With such a high score, it is estimated that few people in the entire Jiangnan Wudao are higher than me, right?" Gao Haoran thought to himself, found the page of Jiangnan Wudao University again, and clicked on Jiangnan Wudao 's leaderboard.

The next second, Gao Haoran's eyes were as round as two mung beans!

On Jiangnan Martial Arts University's "Personal Points List", Gao Haoran saw that his name and points were at the top of the list!

First in the school!

And it opened a gap of almost 50 points with the second place in the school!