I Can Resist Most Vicious Beatings
Chapter 998: Zombie arrest plan
In an instant, half a month passed in a flash!
"Boss of Zombie King, Brother of Zombie King, Jiang Du called the King of Zombie King, King of Zombie boss hears please answer!"
"Boss of the emperor..."
Within half a month, Jiang Du discovered a problem with the imperial land.
Not too dedicated!
It turned out that when he first started, he still had Jiang Du's mind several times a day.
But gradually, it became once a day, and now, I haven't come over for almost a week.
What is this not dedicated?
This thing is like running. At first, I swore to five kilometers a day aggressively, but after two days, my whole body was aching.
Five days later, five kilometers shortened.
Seven days later...
Run?
No perseverance, no perseverance!
Jiang Du was like a calling machine, madly contacting Zonghuang.
Finally, the emperor came slowly.
"What's the matter?" Zonghuang asked casually.
For Zonghuang, this kid is extremely dedicated and loyal to himself, there is really nothing to monitor.
The only problem is that this guy likes to complain in his heart.
Zonghuang couldn't stop him from making complaints, because once stopped, with the cleverness of this guy, I'm afraid he could guess that he could monitor his heart.
Simply stiff, not seeing the heart, let this kid grow at will.
Anyway, chasing a woman, especially chasing a woman who is stronger than yourself, according to the understanding of the emperor, is very difficult, difficult to reach the sky.
It's not that he has never done it.
I remember that at that time, he was still an innocent zombie, and finally met the woman who made his blood flow.
However, after all, he was obsessed with paying the dog, sucking blood afterwards and not looking back.
Who hasn't been a dog licking for a while.
After that, Zonghuang completely lost interest in women, women or something, there is no blood sucking fun.
According to legend, 90% of men will be changed because of the departure of a woman, and the emperor is a member of the 90% army.
"I made it!"
Jiang Du couldn't wait, and said with a grimace.
"Success is a success. How important is it... what is success?" The Emperor Zombie reacted halfway through his speech and asked in a daze.
"Isn't it, Boss Zonghuang, have you forgotten all the tasks you posted to me?" Jiang Du said in shock.
The Zhenghuang thoughts slowly converged, and his eyes slowly lit up in the dark.
"You mean, you successfully formed a Taoist couple with those six women?" Zenghuang asked.
Jiang Du instantly covered his forehead with black lines.
"Big brother, one is rare enough, but six. Why do you want my kidney to be weak?" Jiang Du said helplessly.
"What's going on?" The Emperor Zong didn't quite understand the concept of kidney deficiency, but he could hear that Jiang Du didn't associate the six women as Taoists.
"I have become a Taoist couple with one of the six women!" Jiang Du said excitedly.
Stiff Emperor...
No words for a while.
"Boss of the emperor?"
"Silly big guy?"
"puff!"
Jiang Du's blood spurted out, but he wiped it out in an instant without any reaction, as if the blood he vomited was not his own.
Get used to it, just get used to it.
"Really, it's the girl named Qin'er among them. I have successfully captured her heart. Do you think this reward..."
"impossible!"
The Emperor Zong said sharply.
"You are lying to me, what is your purpose, don't forget, my zombie imprint is now on your soul, I only need a thought, and you can die instantly." The zombie said hoarsely .
"Boss, calm down!" Jiang Du said hurriedly as he was about to come down in cold sweat.
Let me drop it. What is the stimulus of this imperial emperor, why does he react so much?
Isn't it just to find a woman to become a Taoist couple? Is it still a very difficult thing?
Speaking of it, if I marry Jane, maybe those six women will become dowry...
Uh, I was thinking about fart.
"Jiang Du, whose person you are, and what purpose do you have, tell me honestly, maybe I can let you go!" Said the dead emperor in a gloomy voice.
"Boss, if you treat me like this, it will make me chill. Since I came here at your command, you touched your own conscience or not and said, where am I sorry for you?" Jiang Du's violent temper He also came up, and said with a suspicion and disheartened expression.
The emperor was choked by these words.
But the suspicion in my heart did not disappear.
"Hmph, continue to pretend to me, I have already seen through your plan, do you think I am mentally retarded? Jiang Du, remember, if there is a chance to reincarnate, you must not play clever in front of me in your next life." Zhuanghuang said with a sneer. .
If you can see through, I will let you recognize me as an uncle!
But this did not emerge in Jiang Du's heart.
But Jiang Du showed a gloomy look.
"That's it, you kill me, if I have the next life, I would never meet you again, I will recognize you as the boss!"
All Jiang Du's defenses disappeared, and his soul fell into a state of malaise, making it extremely clear that he had given up all resistance now.
With such a posture, the stubborn emperor, who was still in anger, suddenly became a little surprised.
His brows frowned tightly.
Can't think of his sister!
The two sides fell into silence.
After a long time, the emperor Zong said in a low voice: "Jiang Du, it's a fate between you and me. I will give you another chance. If you obediently tell your true intentions, I will still..."
"Stop talking nonsense, aren't you trying to kill me? Brother for so long, if you believe me, you believe me. If you don't believe me, just kill me. What's the cost?" Jiang Du's consciousness is in the consciousness of the emperor. There was a sudden roar in front of him.
"Being brother, in your heart, if you don't believe me, what can I do?"
A tear slipped from the corner of Xiao Jiang's one eye that was condensed into consciousness.
Hey, would you pretend to be too much?
But Jiang Du didn't know, the Emperor Zombie was staring at him deeply at this time.
Time seems to have passed a long time.
Zenghuang finally let out a long sigh.
"That's fine, maybe I am suspicious, but I still can't understand how you formed a relationship with a woman in such a short time, and this woman is stronger than you." Zonghuang voice He has recovered calmly and said.
"Give me the three venerable instruments first, and I will naturally tell you the answer." Jiang Du's expression also returned to calm.
At this time, the two seemed to be directly transformed into superiors and subordinates with extremely rigid relations.
Three zombie emperors slowly appeared in Jiang Du's consciousness space.
A pair of boots, a ring, a black long knife.
The three statues have extremely powerful spirituality, and they can even communicate directly.
Each piece of equipment that can reach this level has terrifying abilities.
However, Jiang Du didn't have much hope, because the emperor would not give him really rare equipment.
Put the three statues in your storage space at will.
"Wait and see!"
Jiang Du said to the emperor and closed his eyes.
Zenghuang was also curious.
impossible!
It shouldn't be!
Unbelievable!
How could anyone in this world be able to find a woman as a companion in such a short time, unless forced.
But Jiang Du didn't have the conditions to force him.
A few minutes passed in a blink of an eye.
A woman wearing a light green long skirt has hurriedly flew over, and the moment she saw Jiang Du, her eyes lit up.
It's the kind of bright, and the light of heart radiates in the eyes.
As the saying goes, the light in a person's eyes can be pretended, and there is nothing else that can't be pretended.
"Brother Jiang Du!"
Qin Qin screamed sweetly, and a light green long skirt instantly plunged into Jiang Du's arms.
A smile appeared on Jiang Du's face, and he squeezed Qin Qin's small and handsome nose and said, "Qin Qin, it's been a few minutes, how come?"
"Oh, some tasks entrusted to me by the Empress, I will finish first before coming here, and I will definitely not come so late next time." Qin Qin was a little shy and buried his handsome and blushing face on Jiang Du's chest.
"Well, Qin Qin is really a good and dedicated girl. Unlike some people, she has been fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, and she doesn't know what she is doing." Jiang Du praised Qin Qin, and once again confronted the emperor Sarcastically.
Zonghuang... already stupid!
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