I Can Resist Most Vicious Beatings
Chapter 1512: False Buddha
Without letting Dijiang and Jiang Du wait too long, the black hand behind the scenes had already appeared in front of one person and one beast.
A monk!
A monk with a golden body but a black halo on top of his head.
The black halo is completely composed of black flames, like a black hole, giving people a feeling of swallowing everything.
"Two, meet for the first time!"
The monk clasped his hands together, with a kind smile on his face, giving people a feeling of kindness.
"Buddha Lord?"
Jiang Du has never seen the Lord Buddha, but looking at this person's appearance, who else can he be if he isn't the Lord Buddha?
Is there such a powerful existence among the monks?
The Lord Buddha nodded slightly and admitted his identity without any scruples.
"Actually, the poor monk brought the two over, because there is one thing he wants to ask for." The Buddha said with a smile.
Jiang Du stared at the Lord Buddha, then looked at the dark Buddha ring on the Lord Buddha's head, a strange look appeared in his eyes.
"What's the matter?" Di Jiang couldn't wait to ask.
He had just gotten out of trouble, and now he was caught again, what was called aggrieved in his heart.
"This matter is simple for the two of you. That is to ask Jiang Du to become my Buddhist disciple and Dijiang to protect the Dharma of my Buddhist school. I don't know what the two of you think?" The Buddha said with a light smile.
"I think you are whimsical, thinking about fart!" Jiang said blankly.
The co-author is that the two of them converted to Buddhism?
The four are empty, and then treat you with respect and loyalty.
"well said!"
Emperor Jiang immediately agreed. It is the Emperor River, which traverses the mountains and seas, and slaughters the heavens. How could it allow itself to be a **** guardian.
However, the Lord Buddha didn't have any anger at Jiang Du's words.
"I know that the two will not easily agree to this kind of thing, because you don't understand the profound meaning of my Buddha. If you understand the profound meaning, the two will naturally convert to Buddhism." The Buddha said in a gentle voice.
"Come and come, if you want to save us, don't talk nonsense, let the horse come here, if you can save us, I am your grandson!" Jiang Du said very stiffly.
"The pioneers don't want to press their faces, and personally act on us who climb to the sky. Now our palace lord is sure that we have received the news, then you will not want this temple!
"well said!"
Di Jiang felt that Jiang Du's words were extremely happy, it was almost in his heart.
"Hehe, if Sha Tian has the courage to go to my Buddhist temple, then I can be regarded as admiring him, but when he comes, you should already know the mystery of my Buddhist school, then maybe you will meet with Sha Tian soldiers. "
While speaking, the Buddha's huge body was already sitting cross-legged in front of a person and a beast.
With his legs crossed, he held the Buddha seal with a smile on his face.
"Ha ha……"
Jiang Du smiled disdainfully.
"Don’t think I didn’t see it. You are not the Lord Buddha, right? I don’t know what name the Lord Buddha gave birth to a deformed fellow like you. If my guess is correct, the Lord Buddha is also looking for you. Well, I want to make trouble, and let the Lord Buddha take the blame for you. Do you think the pioneers are stupid? I think you are the most stupid. There is a serious pen, and the head is quite big, but it is inside. The pretending is Huang Huhu's old-fashioned rotten shit, even if your brain is blocked, I can smell that stink..."
Jiang Du looked at the Buddha indifferently, and he started to mumble.
The Buddha master with a black Buddha ring on his head suddenly revealed a strange look in his eyes.
What a smart person!
In such a short time, all the truth has been discovered.
It would be a pity for such a person to become a foolish Buddhist disciple.
"Good word! Good word!"
Di Jiang's entire beast was agitated, scolded so happily, he simply scolded all the words he wanted to scold, even if he couldn't remember it, he scolded them together.
Enjoyable!
The Lord Buddha didn't take Jiang Du's insult to heart, but said softly: "I have a "Buddha Sutra", which records many of the profound meanings of my Buddhist school. Now I personally chant it to both of you."
"Listening to Nima, it is obviously shameless brainwashing words, and return the Buddhist profound meaning. The true Buddhist profound meaning is to save one's life and win the seventh level of the Buddha. It is the equality of all beings. It is a clear conscience to see the Buddha and not worship. It is the heart. With good intentions, everyone is a Buddha! Not like you, with gold skin attached, it looks golden, but it is actually dark and dirty. If you can call it a Buddha, I am a Buddha. ..."
Jiang Du said a word without thinking at all. When he swears, he will catch it with his hands and say it at the mouth, and he speaks clearly.
The only pity is that although the seal can be lifted at any time, Jiang Du doesn't want to contact him. He is still ready to listen to this forced chanting and feel the power of saving people.
As for brainwashing, it is impossible. With the dog system, who can brainwash himself.
"Good talk, good talk!"
Di Jiang's six excited wings were all fluttering, wishing he would grow a mouth now and learn to curse with Jiang Du.
The scolding is so happy!
It's just... just... can't describe it.
But the Buddha's face was also thick, and he ignored Jiang Du at all, and he started to whisper softly in his mouth.
"If there are sentient beings, it is the Karma of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's self-care..."
A magnificent voice came from the Buddha's mouth. In an instant, the light of the Buddha filled the stone platform, and countless sounds seemed to be buzzing, and the buzzing was mixed with unique rhythms, which began to sound directly in Jiang Du's mind.
There seemed to be countless characters turned into rivers, flowing on Jiang Du's soul.
The same is true for Dijiang.
"If you go to Nima, don’t be an I don’t know. What kind of **** is this "Crossing Buddhism Sutra". I have a big spitting star on your face. You are so special that you can’t create by yourself. Take other people’s scriptures and use it as a big shit. What about the tail wolf? No wonder someone else is a Buddha, and you just don’t see the light. Without a piece of trash under your hand, you use this method to close your hands. I don’t think anyone can do such a thing. Others still know how to serve with virtue. As for people, it’s like to convince people with your face, because you have so many faces, two skins, three skins, four skins, no skin, no face, thick skin, and the lacquer. Do you need it? Do I need to take a tuft of gold dung to shave you a layer of putty to make you look more golden?"
"Well said, well said!"
Dijiang's wings moved continuously, dancing and dancing.
The Buddha's face twitched slightly, and the black light of the Buddha ring above his head became deeper and deeper.
At this moment, the Lord Buddha suddenly had the urge to kill Jiang Du, such a thing, what on earth did he spend on his own?
But because there was really no subordinate, the Lord Buddha simply blocked his hearing.
Seeing that the Buddha's face returned to calm, Jiang Du suddenly understood that the other party had blocked his hearing.
But this doesn't want him to scold him, no way!
Jiang dully roared, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out, and the power of the law of sound exploded directly. Except for the law of sound, everything else was still being sealed.
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