I Can Resist Most Vicious Beatings
Chapter 961: Caring for the elderly (two more)
Everything was sealed, except for his own consciousness, and he couldn't even move for a while.
Listening to the continuous prompts from the system, Jiang Du expressed his comfort.
"who are you?"
At this time, a faint voice sounded behind Jiang Du.
Jiang Du?
At this moment, Jiang Du felt a look at his back.
Jiang Du was shocked, holding the grass, why is there anyone else?
Does anyone have the same hobbies as themselves?
"who are you?"
Jiang Du was silent for a while, then asked back.
"Giggle... I didn't expect that after such a long time, someone would stupidly touch the seal. It's better now, I can eat fresh flesh and blood again."
Laughing and crazy voice sounded behind Jiang Du, and at the same time Jiang Du smelled a stench from behind him.
Jiang Du...
What to do, I'm going to be eaten, so panic!
With an idea, Jiang Du said: "Brother, it's not like this. You will eat me as soon as I came in. Let's talk first. You said that you have been sealed for a long time. Don't you feel lonely and lonely? cold?"
"As far as I know, if a person is alone in an environment without anyone talking to you for a long time, you may get sick. This disease is called aphasia."
"card!"
A mouth bite in Jiang Du's shoulder mercilessly.
"Oh, brother, don't tell me, let's talk for a while, do you want to let me know who you are? Otherwise, wouldn't I be dead to understand?" Jiang Du said hurriedly.
The unknown existence behind him suddenly tore off a piece of Jiang Du's flesh and blood, and began to gulp.
Jiang Du was panicked in his heart, madly scolding why the system was so slow in upgrading his skills.
However, his face was calm, and even a smile appeared: "Well, the meat of the buddy is not bad, don't you worry, the meat is definitely clean, and it chews very hard."
In the words, there is quite a sense of pride that Wang Po sells melons and self-proclaims.
The sound of chewing behind his back paused.
Immediately afterwards, the second bite was on Jiang Du's other shoulder blade, and Jiang Du clearly felt the other's teeth, a little bit submerged in his flesh and blood.
Then I met the bone, and the other party tore it hard, and another large piece of flesh was torn off.
After two consecutive bites, Jiang Du's body has become **** and looks extremely miserable.
"How is it, how does it taste? Isn't it very unpleasant, not eating hard?" Jiang Du continued to look for the topic.
Jiang Du didn't believe it anymore, a powerful existence that had been sealed for so long just cared about his own 100 catties of flesh.
Is he really not lonely or lonely?
Just talk about two yuan, Jiang Du can get out of this sealed state, and then Jiang Du will let him know what the sinister society is.
"Let me tell you, although my meat is clean, it is best not to eat this stuff raw. On the one hand, it is easy to have diarrhea, and on the other hand it is not tasty!"
"Think about it, if you roast the meat until it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, add some cumin and some chili, then this is delicious in the world. If you eat it raw, it is a waste in the world.
"If it weren't for me to be sealed now, I would have to roast myself and let you taste it."
I took the third bite.
Jiang Du was indifferent, but rather a little disgusted with this unknowing thing behind it was a waste of good things.
Fourth mouth.
"Oh, your old teeth seem to be dysfunctional, and it tastes so slow. If you can do anything when you eat bones, I will worry about you."
"Are you really afraid of death?"
At this time, the figure behind finally made a voice again, and there seemed to be some confusion in the voice.
"Fear, who is not afraid of death, but is it useful to be afraid of death now? Is it possible that I am afraid of death here and crying for mercy, so you can let me go?"
Jiang Du heaved a long sigh of relief, but he would not show it either.
I finally took care of myself, but the stand-up comedy is really hard to say.
"will not!"
The voice behind it was a little dull.
It seems that I haven't communicated with people for a long time, so I speak very slowly.
"That's it, and don't think I'm stupid. If I cry bitterly now, and my tears are salty, then you will taste more flavorful, maybe I will die faster."
The figure behind was silent for a while.
"Very interesting remarks!"
He really hasn't encountered such an interesting little guy in a long time, it is relatively rare.
"Of course, I used to be a staff member of a service center for the elderly. I used to make elderly people happy. Then I accidentally embarked on the path of no return to practice. Now that I am dead again, I suddenly miss it. It's the time since the beginning."
"I am not interested in cultivation. I have never liked cultivation for so many years. My strength has grown by itself."
Pull, close your eyes and pull at random.
"Well, if you don't mind, if you are older than me, how about I just call you uncle?"
Jiang Du asked.
Find a topic!
The message of banning skill enhancement is still ringing in my mind.
Jiang Du estimated that after this incident, the blocking skill might become his most powerful skill.
"uncle?"
The figure behind was a little confused.
"Well, the uncle is a respectable name. People who are older than their parents are called uncle, and the uncle is very close."
Jiang Du said seriously.
The title of uncle is really intimate.
I have never heard of others cursing, but they are all cursing: your uncle's, your uncle's, your uncle's egg, etc.
It is because the uncle is close to each other, so swearing hurts the most.
Before the figure behind him agreed or refused, Jiang Du had already continued to speak.
"By the way, uncle, I want to ask you one thing, what is your identity? Anyway, after the two of us have chatted, you will eat me too. Why do you want me to be a ghost, then I will be reborn!"
Jiang Du felt that his eyes seemed to be able to blink.
Does Jiang Du dare to blink?
Dare to blink to have a ghost.
"Being eaten by me, the soul will enter my soul for refining, do you still want to reincarnate?" The figure behind smiled, seeming to laugh at Jiang Du's whimsical.
"Can't even reincarnate?" Jiang Du was inexplicably shocked.
"It's fine, anyway, there are some people who only live to three years old and are buried at 300,000 years old. Although the world is good, they will never come again in the next life."
The opening is the old net suppressed the cloud!
The person behind listened quietly, and didn't know what to say.
After all, the stalk of the modern earth, let alone an old antique who has sealed such a long time, even the second elder and other heads do not know it!
If you know it, you have to seal him up.
"Uncle, what is your identity? Come and listen, let me have a long time to understand and understand."
"You can call me lifeless!"
The figure behind said softly.
Jiang Du almost shook his body.
"Wusheng...What is the relationship between Wusheng Devil Land and you?" Jiang Du asked in a bit of uncertainty.
"That is my physical body..."
Jiang Du...
What exists behind him is actually an inanimate demon!
Before I came, I prayed that I had better not meet these two things, one is the inanimate demon, and the other is the guy in the sea of misery.
Who knows, the Unborn Demon Land hasn't entered yet, the first thing you encounter is the Unborn Demon.
According to the words of the inanimate demon, Jiang Du roughly inferred that the soul of the inanimate demon is now sealed in the word "Feng".
And the whole Wusheng Devil Land is the flesh of this thing?
Is this really so scary?
Hold steady!
"Grass, it turns out that you are the inanimate demon. I came to the inanimate demon land to meet you. I didn't expect to see you here." Jiang Du's voice began to change a little excited.
The inanimate demon was stunned.
Came to see me in a place of no life?
What a joke, I'm so terrible, how can I come to see me specifically?
"You are playing with me!"
The Inanimate Demon was angry, and began to bite Jiang Du again.
"Hey, hey, uncle, what's the matter with you, what's wrong with you, why did you eat again, where did I play you?" Jiang Du said hurriedly.
"I am the demon of all living beings, how could you come to me, dare to play with me, and find death!" The inanimate demon said hoarsely, full of a feeling of emotion and anger.
"Master, you really misunderstood. Think about it for yourself. Your Wusheng Devil Land has now become a place where birds don’t shit. I came to the Wusheng Devil Land not to find you because of my hard work. Am I still looking for the baby?" Jiang Du explained.
Inanimate Demon? ? ?
In this way...it seems...is that really special?
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