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Chapter 119 Ghosts in the underworld do not celebrate foreign festivals [6k]

Lu Wenwu looked horrified when he heard this, and hurriedly covered Hei Jiubawu's mouth, sweating all over his body.

"Brother, don't say any more, brother, I'm already sweating profusely, and it'll all be gone in a minute!"

"What, what, what? All that stuff is gone? Although the old principal has been reincarnated, hasn't the underworld already completed modernization reforms! Compared with before, it has become much more ghostly!"

Hei Jiu Ba Wu struggled to break away from Lu Wenwu's restraints and muttered dissatisfied.

"And Xiao Wu, let me tell you, Quantai University is still my alma mater. I went there to study for many years because of its reputation. Now I go back every year for the alumni meeting. Speaking of which, I really miss that time."

"It's a pity that after the old principal implemented the modernization reform of the underworld, he rejected the invitation of Emperor Dongyue. He had no intention of becoming a Yin God to manage the underworld. Instead, he directly used his merits and went through a special process to reincarnate, and nothing could stop him. Don’t live.”

"That bold spirit! That vigorous heroic appearance! Tsk tsk tsk"

"Speaking of my alma mater, Quan University, everything about it is good, but the place is so auspicious and the distance from the world of the world is so close. There are often ghosts who are not strong-willed enough to be purified and saved in the process of studying. Occasionally, It will also cause trouble”

Black 985 is constantly chatting and bashing, crazily missing its old principal and alma mater, and the green years at Quanzhou University.

Lu Wenwu was sweating profusely, fearing that Heijiu Bawu would say some untouchable topic, which would attract the attention of some unspeakable force and completely obliterate the entire universe in an instant.

Bai Eryiyi sat over with a laptop and helped him fill out the exam registration form and department of interest.

The Boer Elephant Breeder in Fumo Division.

A ghost food chef from the Food Research and Development Department of the Wangchuan Ghost Food Administration.

The material manager of Tiandi Bank.

Bai Er11, the three previous positions that offered less money and more freedom, were all filled by Lu Wenwu.

Of course, the most important Guimenguan Security Bureau did not forget to write it.

There is no way to indicate your intended position in advance. All positions will be assigned based on grades and performance after internal interviews and additional tests after passing the exam.

Soon, a form was basically filled out.

Bai Eryi took a four-inch bareheaded photo of Lu Wenwu with a black background and uploaded it.

Excited heart, trembling hands.

Lu Wenwu took a deep breath, selected [Other] in the race column, and filled in two big words in the blank space at the back - living person.

Then, submit!

Hei Jiu Ba Wu is still there, telling the history of his studies with a look of sadness on his face.

Lu Wenwu and Bai Eryi stood in front of the computer, staring intently at the words "under review".

Generally speaking, due to the physical problems of the ghost workers in the underworld and the fact that they all work in three shifts 24 hours a day, the audit efficiency is extremely high.

Even if this kind of audit is carried out by ghost workers, the results can be obtained within a few seconds.

However.

This page seems to be stuck.

No matter how Bai Eryiyi refreshes it, it only displays the words [under review].

In desperation, one person and one ghost had no choice but to wait.

I simply grabbed Hei Jiubawu, who was still chattering away, and went to the rooftop platform to barbecue, drink, and eat egg-filled pancakes.

Lu Wenwu and the others were eating and drinking happily.

The prefectural Civil Service Bureau has already exploded.

Originally, everyone was just clicking the "approved" button on the ordinary registration form in this boring day, complaining that it was too much to not be able to rest during the Ghost Festival.

Until a registration form with "Other" selected in the race column was uploaded.

The young ghost in charge of the review rubbed his eyes and yelled: "Fuck!"

The attention of the entire review department was attracted.

The old man in charge walked over quickly, gave him a crutch, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you yelling about? Why don't you just mourn in the office if you can't celebrate the Ghost Festival?"

"No, head, look at this!"

The young ghost looked aggrieved and pointed at the computer screen with aggrieved expression on his face.

The old ghost didn't take it seriously: "Isn't it just a registration form? What's all the fuss about? Young ghosts just don't know anything. Back then, I went to Huangquan Kingdom to exchange and study with the Western Hell. Damn it! What the hell is this!? "

Don't say it.

You really don't want to say that.

Old ghosts howl more energetically than young ghosts.

This voice directly alerted several departments next door.

Several department heads and a group of senior staff are now peering outside the office wall, wanting to know what's going on here.

If a living person took a look at it at this time, he would be scared to death.

A row of heads hung on the wall, looking in the same direction.

"Lao Lu, what are you calling for?" asked a ghost with a black and blue face.

The supervisor of the review department, Old Ghost, glanced at the curious ghost heads on the wall with numb eyes, and his face turned pale: "This time I applied for the ghost job, oh no, there is a living person among the applicants for the underworld civil servants."

Old ghosts: "???????"

What the hell?

A living person! ?

"How did he come down?" An old ghost felt puzzled by this, "Is there really a living person who can go down to the underworld? Even those great heavenly masters in the past couldn't do it, right?"

"People know why." Another old ghost squeezed half of his body in and shrugged, "Speaking of Old Lu, no matter how he came down, should this application be sent back to him?"

"How to send it back?" Old Ghost Lu was very helpless, "The procedures he followed were all legal and compliant, and our underworld did not say that living people cannot apply for the underworld civil service examination."

The old ghosts were silent.

The entire review department was silent.

This seems to be...really a problem.

Since the underworld has undergone modernization reforms, it has now allowed the dead who have obtained permanent residence permits in Huangquan Country, Western Hell, Western Heaven, Egyptian Underworld, Ancient Greek Underworld, Hall of Hell, Niflheim and other places to participate in the underworld civil service examination.

Although there is basically no, at least it is written in the rules.

But living people can participate.

This is really the first time.

Although the King of Hell in the Fifth Palace also judged people during the day and ghosts after death, he was a meritorious Yin God appointed by heaven and earth and wished by the Yang world!

Can it be the same as the current situation?

Before he came down, he was already half the manager of the underworld.

After he came down, because the big guys above were too Buddhist, he simply became the actual supreme ruler of the entire underworld.

This can't be considered an example, right?

So, the leaders of the General Administration of Civil Servants in the underworld did not sleep all night that day, held a meeting to discuss, and reported the results to King Yama for approval.

Finally, with the approval of King Yama, Lu Wenwu's registration form was officially reviewed and qualified for the exam.

For the next half a month, Lu Wenwu stayed in the staff dormitory of Hei Jiu Ba Wu and Bai Er Yi Yi, repeatedly brushing past years' questions and listening to Bai Er Yi Yi's lectures.

As an old ghost who has worked in the position of Wu Chang for many years, Bai Er Yi Yi's knowledge reserve is extremely profound and he is a very good teacher.

In the process of learning, Lu Wenwu also has a general understanding of the current living conditions of the ghosts in the underworld.

Overall, it is similar to the world of the living.

However, due to the change in race, many living habits are completely unaccustomed to by people in the world of the living.

For example, the time of festivals in the underworld is not fixed. Generally, the exact holiday notice is issued according to the statistical data of the Astrology Bureau when the day is approaching.

Another example is the most common: except for the ghost messengers and ghost soldiers who work in three or four shifts, the work and rest schedule of ordinary ghosts is to sleep during the day (Blue Star Shenzhou time) and work at night.

There is no way, the daytime is too auspicious, the yang energy is strong, and some places are prone to ghosts.

So most ghosts who have no cultivation will not go out during the day.

There are also some buildings in the underworld.

It can only be said that it is worthy of being the underworld, and the degree of horror is very outrageous.

Some players with relatively high absolute values ​​of good and evil and who escaped from the Eighteen Layers of Hell quickly just arrived at the Ghost Realm Castle and lived a terrifying life.

Every day, Lu Wenwu can see a group of new ghosts screaming in fear on the street.

You don’t need to open the Eye of Insight to know that these are the players who have participated in the world dungeon.

It's not a real ghost, and the mindset hasn't changed. It's really hard to adapt to the extreme style of the underworld.

The street is dark, with green ghost lights floating overhead. The two ghosts in front are laughing miserably. Several young ghosts cosplaying as drowned ghosts and skeletons are in groups of three or five. When I turned around, I saw seven or eight paper people with big blushes following behind me, talking and laughing.

It's really hard not to be scared!

The happy bean effect is like this!

In such a tense preparation day, Lu Wenwu felt that his life was extremely fulfilling.

It was as if he had returned to the month before the college entrance examination.

However, compared to the past, his [physical] attribute has exceeded 5,000, and his memory and learning ability are much stronger than before.

It has completely achieved the legendary effect of photographic memory.

This is quite advantageous in the underworld exam.

For ghosts, it is very difficult to remember new things and ensure that they continue to remember them. Ghosts without cultivation are very difficult and require great efforts.

If it weren't for this, Bai Eryiyi would have probably advised Lu Wenwu to give up.

Soon, nearly a month passed, and the time came to August 15, the eve of the exam.

This is the last day of the Zhongyuan Festival in the underworld, which is called the Moon Worship Festival in the underworld, and it is also the Mid-Autumn Festival in the world of the living.

This is the second most important day in the underworld calendar every year after the Zhongyuan Festival. Its importance is roughly equivalent to a weakened version of the New Year's Eve in the world of the living and an enhanced version of the Lantern Festival.

On this day every year, the moon shines the brightest, and the gods in the heavenly court will hold a banquet.

Friends who often become ghosts should know that the power of ghosts can be enhanced by the moonlight, so this is also the time of the year when the yin energy is the heaviest.

Therefore, the underworld will hold a grand blessing ceremony in the ghost world fort to receive the power of the moon, improve the happiness index of the underworld, and improve the living environment of the underworld.

Every year around the Zhongyuan Festival and the Moon Worship Festival, it is the busiest time in the entire underworld.

Not only will the ghost kings from all over the underworld come to the Ghost Realm Castle to participate in the banquet, but the dead from other underworlds will also try to travel to the underworld to experience the different customs and practices.

Unfortunately, the underworld civil servants who selflessly serve the ghosts have to rotate throughout the year.

Even during major festivals, the ghost messengers have to rotate.

It's just that the three groups were divided into twelve groups, and each group took a two-hour turn, which was relatively ghost-like.

This year's schedule is pretty good. It just so happens that Black 985 and White 211 take turns on the celebration street on the main road of Yama District, so they can feel the strong festival atmosphere of the underworld up close.

Lu Wenwu, who decided to give himself a half-day break to change his mind, took the opportunity to go out the back door, sit in a special black and white paper boat, and patrol the streets with these two guys.

Including other ghost provinces, flying is prohibited over all residential areas. Only ghosts and patrolling ghosts have the privilege of flying at low altitudes slightly higher than houses.

Ordinary Yin soldiers are not allowed.

On the main road in Yama District, there are lights and white lights everywhere, and everything you see is full of ghostly atmosphere.

The black yin energy gathered and lingered, rendering the entire street in a dark tone.

Countless white candles and white lanterns were hung high, and from time to time, white paper money-shaped original pieces of paper money were scattered in the sky to enhance the atmosphere, causing bursts of laughter among the ghosts.

"Here are the fine paper carriages and horses! Take a look!"

"A brand-new technology combination between the world of heaven and the underworld, God is offering a huge discount for Mate 444pro for a limited time. It only costs nine pounds and ninety-eight pounds, and you can take home a cool phone!"

"The Desire Demon Troupe from Hell performs, and one ticket costs one pound and two taels of hell coins! The second ticket is half price!"

"The same type of bandages as the mummies of Ramses II, imported from the Egyptian underworld, the most fashionable choice this year!"

"Sign up for the Huangquan Kingdom Tour Group! We have big seats! A limited-time discount of 30 kilograms of ghost coins per person!"

"Today's top dish is Minotaur meat fried with green onions! Everyone is objective, if you pass by, don't miss it!"

The shouts of merchants along the street are endless.

Looking at the bustling scene below that was as lively as the Chinese New Year, and the countless small animals mixed in with the ghost stream, Lu Wenwu couldn't help but ask: "Brother Hei, where did all these cats, dogs, birds and beasts come from? I don’t think I’ve seen it over there?”

Heijiu Bawu put an arm on the window of the flying boat, tilted his head, and replied with a smile: "These, these are small animals that died in the mortal world. They usually live in Yanluo District and Chujiang District. , Qinguang District activities, our place is a gathering place for ghosts, and these little guys don’t want to stay. "

"People have to reincarnate, and so do small animals. Most of them have no one to build their graves, and there are no ghost houses here, so they all live in shelters and wait for reincarnation. Some of them don't want to live in the city. Run to live on Beiyin Mountain behind Ghost Realm Castle."

"So that's what happened." Lu Wenwu nodded.

"I get angry when I mention this. Let me tell you, Xiao Wu, a long time ago the youngest and I were thinking about raising a few nightmare hell horses to travel around. At that time, these things were still a newly introduced species. As a result, because of this It’s all over the place!”

When he asked this, Hei Jiu Ba Wu seemed to be opened up and started chattering again.

"We had completed all the procedures at that time, but after the two horses arrived home, they were immediately spread out and died inexplicably! This made me angry at the time. I thought I had just bought something, so I went to argue with them."

"Later, when the supervisor and Gui'an came to investigate, they found out that the Yin Qi of the Yin Mansion on Wuchang Street was too strong, and the yard was too unlucky. The Nightmare Hell Horse was not acclimated to the climate and could not bear it. I was scared to death!"

"In the end, because of this, the boss also deducted a month's bonus from me and the youngest because of 'killing introduced species and failing to read the breeding manual in detail before domesticating'. His grandma is really outrageous!"

"What do you mean this is?"

"We just introduced it the day before, and two people died after we changed hands. The special envoys sent by others have not left yet, and the people who are interested in buying are also watching. If this matter spreads, this introduction will be regarded as a yellow stall. ”

Bai Eryiyi didn't care much about this. He drove the flying boat with one hand and his expression was very calm.

"Although it was an accident, it was also a mistake. If it weren't for Lord Yama's mercy, you and I would have eaten in Bo'erxiang's belly. Do you still want to continue to be impermanent?"

"I'm just secretly complaining." Hei Jiu Ba Wu muttered.

Lu Wenwu did not interfere in the daily interactions between the two old partners. He just looked at the scene below with interest, looking at the players who were scared to tears by the festival of the underworld.

This is quite interesting.

The festival for ghosts in the underworld is so lively.

The cries of ghosts and howls of wolves continued one after another.

It seemed that the lively sound was even louder than when I came just now.

Suddenly, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt a special smell filling the air.

He didn't ask the two noisy old ghosts in front of him.

After all, ghosts have no sense of smell, so asking is in vain.

He sniffed hard, and it felt like a unique smell of flames burning something.

Following the direction of the smell, Lu Wenwu stood up from the paper boat and looked far into the distance, looking in the direction where the burning thing came from.

He swore that his eyes saw the most shocking scene in his life so far, bar none.

In the distance, on the open space known as the Underworld Square, a super-giant monument that was at least several hundred meters high rose from the ground.

Below the monument, a huge and majestic Bixi raises its head, as domineering as the Xuanwu in myths and legends.

The whole body of the stele presents a magnificent, slightly transparent green color, like fine jasper. I don't know what material it is made of, and it is extremely dazzling.

At the top of the monument, a blue ghost fire was burning.

The flame was so big, fierce, and gorgeous that it was like a thunderbolt exploding in the sky, swaying and shining.

Lu Wenwu used his hearing and vision to take in the distant sounds and the shocking scene.

Countless ghosts, young or old, knelt around the monument.

As many as millions of ghosts knelt down together, and the kowtow movements like waves rose and fell.

Several Western hell tourist ghosts with red and yellow hair on their heads shouted "oh my god!" and kowtowed their heads among a group of ghosts with oriental faces, extremely pious.

Some of the "young ghosts" had confused looks on their faces, and they obviously didn't know what was going on.

They just blindly followed a group of old ghosts and kowtowed continuously, imitating other ghosts, and kept chanting words like "xx God bless", "seek marriage", "seek merit", "seek ghost money" and so on.

The gathering of millions of ghosts and the release of their soul power together was a rare spectacle.

It even caused a small-scale tide of Yin Qi.

Even some ghost kings who were enjoying themselves eating, drinking and having fun around were attracted and cast their eyes towards the monument with surprise or joy.

"It's so shocking. It's really worth coming here today!"

Lu Wenwu held up his mobile phone, turned on the video mode, and said with great emotion.

Hei Jiubawu suddenly became a little proud, and said without turning his head: "I'm telling you, Xiaowu, our underworld's Moon Worship Festival is a unique one. It's a pity that you didn't catch up with the Zhongyuan Festival morning party. Hey! That's really lively! But this year's Moon Worship Festival is not bad, listen, how miserable the people below are!"

"It's already very lively!" Lu Wenwu didn't look back, "This is the first time I've seen millions of people. Oh no, millions of ghosts kowtow to a flame monument in unison!"

"Flame monument?"

"Millions of ghosts kowtow together?"

Hei Jiubawu and Bai Eryiyi were stunned for a moment.

Hei Jiubawu, who was in the co-pilot, looked back and saw Lu Wenwu recording the video, so he asked: "Brother, what are you looking at? We don't have such large-scale kowtow activities during the Moon Worship Festival? There is no flame monument."

"Ah? Then what am I looking at?" Lu Wenwu was surprised and pointed in the direction they came from.

Bai Eryiyi was also confused.

So he turned on the hovering mode of the flying boat, stood up with Hei Jiu Ba Wu, and looked in the direction he pointed.

Then

Bai Er Yi Yi, who was always very calm, suddenly turned from white to black, and then from black to blue, and his whole facial expression collapsed.

"Fengdu Emperor, that's the fucking monument of the underworld on fire! Go and put out the fire!"

While howling, he didn't even sit down, but stretched out his legs and stepped on the accelerator hard, and the joystick was almost broken.

Lu Wenwu: "???"

Ah?

So this is not a show, but an accident?

I was thinking that the monument in the underworld is so cool, and the designer is so capable that he can design such an awesome monument.

So it's on fire

No, if it's on fire, what are these old ghosts worshipping here?

The entire flying boat instantly drifted and launched, and almost threw Lu Wenwu and Hei Jiubawu out together.

Hei Jiubawu was also a little overwhelmed.

He quickly took out the communicator to call for reinforcements.

After a while, a large number of Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Headed Horse-Face arrived, and with them came a large group of Gui An.

Ox-Headed Horse-Face was responsible for maintaining order, Gui An was responsible for dividing the flow of people in the square, and Black and White Impermanence cast spells at the same time to quickly put out the blazing ghost fire on the top of the monument.

When the ghost fire was extinguished, the top of the monument was burned off a whole layer!

Now it looks like an obelisk.

Lu Wenwu, who had been sitting on the paper boat, could see clearly that there seemed to be a half-dead old ghost lying on the top of the monument that was about to be burned.

The whole ghost seemed to have been struck by lightning, with the outside of the lightning being burnt and the inside tender, and the lightning was torn into pieces.

Does the lightning seem to be able to be saved?

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