I can see the blood bar, my purity is very high

Chapter 122 Interviewer Listens (6k)

Lu Wenwu stood in front of the huge beast and habitually opened the Eye of Insight.

[Di Ting (E)]: 1/1

[Current Status]: Curious

Lu Wenwu: “???”

Wait a minute?

What’s up with this weird data?

This guy is actually Di Ting?

And it’s Di Ting’s original body?

Lu Wenwu rubbed his eyes and opened the Eye of Insight again towards Di Ting.

[Xie Zhi (A+)]: 0.001/0.001

[Current Status]: Angry

Before Lu Wenwu could continue to do anything, in about two seconds, the refreshed data changed again.

[Bai Ze]: Infinite/Infinite

[Current Status]: Calm

Okay, okay, you’re teasing your brother, right?

The scanned data changed three times in a row, each time more outrageous than the last. Lu Wenwu reacted even if his mental state was abnormal.

This is Di Ting making fun of him.

Seeing that the examiner had no intention of speaking, Lu Wenwu simply turned off the Eye of Insight and moved a chair from the back to sit down.

Sitting face to face with Di Ting, the man and the beast stared at each other.

They stared at each other for five minutes.

Seeing that the other party had no intention of speaking, Lu Wenwu simply took out an egg-filled pancake that he had made in the evening and put in his personal backpack and started eating.

Suddenly, the entire interview hall was filled with fragrance.

Hearing Lu Wenwu eating the pancake without any hesitation, Di Ting's huge nose twitched for a while, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore.

A voice composed entirely of mental fluctuations sounded: "I want to eat it too, can you give me one?"

"Sure." Lu Wenwu took out another one casually, "But you have to exchange it with 5,000 spirit coins or something else, after all, I don't know you well."

"How about this thing?"

Before the voice fell, a ray of golden light fell from Di Ting's body, as if it had turned on the navigation, and it floated accurately in front of Lu Wenwu.

Looking closely, it seemed to be a strand of crystal clear white animal hair, with a layer of brilliant gold coating on the outer layer.

Just getting closer, you can feel the waves of comfort and peace of mind coming from it.

Lu Wenwu did not take it, but asked, "What is this?"

"This is a strand of animal hair growing on my forehead." Di Ting replied, "My hair is stained with nine qi, namely - spiritual energy, spirit, blessing, wealth, sharpness, luck, vigor, strength and backbone."

"If my animal hair is refined into a talisman, it can play some roles such as warding off evil spirits, eliminating disasters, bringing blessings, and protecting the body. With some methods to stimulate it, the Buddha power contained in it can make the family prosperous and the foundation evergreen."

"Some practitioners have gone to the underworld and promised to exchange it with me for a large sum of money. They believe that children wearing my animal hair can thrive and become sincere, sages, wise men, enlightened, awakened, and long-lived. Adults wearing it will have their wishes come true and good luck."

"Eat chicken tonight?" Lu Wenwu added casually.

Di Ting turned his gaze to the egg-filled pancake in his hand and asked back, "Didn't you eat it already? Chicken eggs are also chickens."

Hmm?

Really.

Lu Wenwu thought for a moment, took out a finished egg-filled pancake, removed the sausage inside, and handed it over.

Di Ting arched his back like a dog and stretched his body.

In a burst of light, the huge beast kept shrinking, and the left rear became as big as an ordinary puppy. Then he used his spiritual power to control the egg-filled pancake to fly to him and enjoyed it.

Lu Wenwu took the strand of animal hair suspended in the air and put it in his hand.

Without any force to drive, a soft, soothing power quietly permeated, and he immediately felt a sense of physical and mental pleasure.

The Eye of Insight opened, and Lu Wenwu ate the pancake while looking at his hand.

[Ding Ting's Pure Corner Hair]: ? ? ? / ? ? ?

[Current Status]: Rule Blessing, Spirit, God, Blessing, Wealth, Sharpness, Luck, Vigor, Strength, Courage, Evil-Repelling, Disaster-Removing, Blessing, Protection, Good Luck.

The series of buffs blinded Lu Wenwu's eyes.

So this strand of animal hair was plucked from the horn on Di Ting's forehead?

If this strand of animal hair is refined with Tian Shi Di, can it be...

"I advise you not to do this."

Just when Lu Wenwu suddenly had an idea, Di Ting, who was enjoying the delicious stuffed pancake, suddenly looked up and said.

"With your current strength, you can't bear the strand of animal hair that I shed on my own initiative. Although the power contained in it is not much, it involves some things that you can't understand at present."

"What's the use of this?" Lu Wenwu rubbed it in his palm, "It can't be just for good luck, right?"

Di Ting finished the last bite of the pancake and shook his tail with satisfaction: "Give me another egg pancake, I will help you solve this problem, you can see the effect directly."

"Okay."

Lu Wenwu took out another one.

When he was about to take out the sausage, Di Ting spoke again: "Don't take it away, put the one back for me."

Lu Wenwu would try his best to meet the requirements of diners.

However, he had some doubts about this: "As a companion of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the legendary mythical beast Listening, who has a profound understanding of Buddhism, do you also eat meat? I thought you would fast like those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas."

Di Ting slurped and ate, and replied with mental waves: "Before I attained Taoism, I was in the body of a dog, and dogs ate meat. This is a natural thing. I follow the cycle of heaven and earth, so why should I fast?"

"It makes sense."

Lu Wenwu took out a handful of dog biscuits, which Maomao usually used as snacks.

"Then you try this?"

After hearing this, Di shook his head in disgust: "It's so crude that it can't be eaten."

"You're quite picky about food." Lu Wenwu curled his lips, "By the way, how do you plan to help me use this strand of hair?"

"It's very simple. Use this to crystallize the power of the little gods from other universes."

Di Ting raised her paw slightly while eating.

Lu Wenwu only felt that the life and death talisman hanging around his neck suddenly levitated out of the air, and the chain he was wearing was untied, and it hovered in the air together with the strand of pale golden animal hair.

"Although it is a wild and obscene priest, its power is crude, and its method of use is full of loopholes, but it still has some basic knowledge of life and death. This thing is barely usable." Diting commented.

Lu Wenwu said nothing.

proud!

So proud!

You are right, but this is the top divine beast from the underworld and Buddhism!

The Dimension Demon God of Life and Death was so angry that he cried when he heard this comment.

After all, he is also a dignified dimensional demon!

It is much stronger than the ordinary divine beings who barely call themselves gods - such as a certain shield machine god, the demon god of life and death is at least an extremely powerful cosmic life form.

However, when Di listened to these words, the Demon God of Life and Death acted as if he was some kind of shady little god from the Fela cult, and he was the kind of person who would be wiped out by a certain county urban management team at any time.

Diting stretched out his head and touched the talisman of life and death with the horn on his head.

The golden white animal hair spread out like flowers in bloom, wrapping the life and death talisman in it, and slowly closed and converged towards the center.

In just a moment, the entire interview hall suddenly glowed with light, and golden lotuses emerged from the ground.

It seems that there are thousands of dead souls chanting, and there seem to be countless Buddhas chanting.

When Lu Wenwu wanted to take a closer look at what happened, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the sky suddenly disappeared without a trace.

The interview hall was still the same interview hall, as if nothing had ever happened.

A delicate amber-like talisman automatically flew into Lu Wenwu's collar, and the crystal clear chain tied into a beautiful and strong knot.

Lu Wenjun ate the last bite of the cake in his hand, put away the oiled paper bag, wiped his hands, took the upgraded life and death talisman out of his clothes, and held it in his hand.

The general appearance of the talisman has not changed.

But behind the talisman, there is a small "swastika" character that exudes a faint golden color.

This logo is so Buddhist.

It can only be said that he is worthy of being the spiritual pet raised by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Of course, if it is flipped and rotated at some angles, this "swastika" character will have some more special effects.

For example, using force to remove it or something like that

I don’t know how the failed art student in the Western Hell is doing now.

[Name: Talisman of Life and Death]

[Quality: Legend]

[Type: special equipment]

[Introduction: A precious prop given by the Dimensional Demon God of Life and Death to believers and blessing givers, it contains a trace of his divine power. After being blessed by the legendary mythical beast Tingting, it achieved even more incredible effects. After being bound and worn around the neck, one judgment can be made when receiving a fatal attack. 】

[Devil’s Blessing: If the result is white, you will be immune to this damage]

[Blessing of Listening: If the result is black, this damage will take effect in three parts within the next three seconds (average)]

[The Blessing of the Earth: Before disaster strikes, the earth may give you some warnings when it is in a good mood]

[Note 1: After each judgment, 24 hours of cooling is required]

[Note 2: Each time you make a judgment, there is a probability of obtaining some abilities related to the priesthood of life and death. The probability depends on the favorability between you and the dimension demon, life and death]

[Note 3: The maximum endurance limit is the [Ascension to God] level]

Damn it!

Create a piece of legendary equipment at will! ?

You are so powerful, Brother Diting, he is worthy of being a top divine beast!

Lu Wenwu was shocked when he saw the attributes of the life and death talisman.

Delayed settlement is an absolute magic skill.

Inflicting 90 damage at once and causing 30 damage every second for three seconds may seem to have the same total output, but the dps is completely different.

If the recovery ability is strong, it is enough to rely on the amount of milk to withstand this fatal injury.

Negative effects are changed to powerful positive gains.

This magical hand of decay is absolutely unparalleled.

Now Lu Wenwu knew why Di Ting looked down on the Demon God of Life and Death.

If it were him, he would be a little disdainful.

What kind of rotten fish and shrimps are given a blessing and a negative curse?

As for the skill [Blessing of the Earth], it seemed that it was exclusive to the European Emperor, so Lu Wenwu didn't pay much attention to it.

Just one [Blessing of Listening and Listening] is enough to be worth the price of admission, earning money with blood.

Listen carefully, I am very particular!

After happily putting away the Talisman of Life and Death, one person and one beast returned to their previous state of big eyes and small eyes.

This time, Lu Wenwu looked at the time passed by the clock on the wall and asked proactively: "What, am I not here for an interview in the underworld? Why don't you ask me something?"

"Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me." Diting swung his tail, tilted his head and asked, "Are you a good person?"

"What the hell is this problem?" Lu Wenwu's expression suddenly became weird, "I think I should be at least half a good person, right? After all, I am still a progressive young man of the new era who abides by the law on Blue Star, respects the elderly and loves the young. ”

Di Ting ignored Lu Wenwu and pried up a few floor tiles with his claws, revealing the black underworld below.

Then, his whole body lay on the ground, one ear pressed tightly against the ground.

"Dadi, Dadi, please tell me, is this human being in front of me a good person?"

About a second later, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt that the life and death talisman on his chest suddenly vibrated and became slightly hot.

A vaguely male-female voice came out: "He may be a good person, but it is unlikely that he is a good person. He may be a good person, but he is not entirely a good person."

This is probably because Di Ting is right in front of him, and the person he is describing is Lu Wenwu himself.

So Lu Wenwu barely heard the echo from the earth.

That's the way to talk.

Why is Nolino so angry?

You understand the literature of contradictions.

"Dadi told me that your attribute is Chaos Neutral. No wonder you were sent here." Diting still lay on the ground and did not get up. "Dadi, Dadi, please tell me, how good is this human being in front of me at cooking egg-filled pancakes?"

The disembodied voice suddenly came again: "111111111111"

Lu Wenwu really didn't hold back this time.

no?

Aren't you, Dadi, too unruly?

What, you want to send me hellfire?

How did such an abstract listening to the earth communicate with it for so many years?

"You seem to have heard the response of the earth through my power, but you are very troubled by it." Di Ting said this seriously, "The response of the earth is different in the perception of each creature. It will use The communication method you are most comfortable with is delivered, so please don’t take it the wrong way.”

Lu Wenwu: "."

Okay, okay, the abstraction is actually me.

Titing still didn't get up, but asked the third question: "Dadi, Dadi, please tell me, what has the person in front of me been thinking about all day?"

Dadi's voice was as indistinguishable as before, with a flat tone: "Go to the kitchen to fill the cakes with eggs to increase the purity. Make more eggs to fill the cakes to improve the purity. When the high-speed machinery enters the Kun of China, "

Lu Wenwu was very convinced this time that he had definitely heard something strange just now.

He looked at the mythical beast Tingting who finally stood up, laid the floor tiles again, and resumed his normal size, lying comfortably.

"Did we both hear the same thing just now? Why were the words behind Dadi garbled?"

Diting laid her head down nonchalantly, found a comfortable position, and replied mentally: "It's not that the earth's response is garbled, it's that your own thinking is chaotic, disordered, and the combination makes no sense. of."

Lu Wenwu thought for a while and said seriously: "I suspect you are calling me crazy, but I have no evidence."

"I didn't." Diting denied, "You just think too divergently. It's very common. Many ancient practitioners will become like you during their practice, or even worse."

"Really?" Lu Wenwu was a little suspicious.

"I, Titting, am the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. How could I lie to you?" Titting raised her eyes and glanced at him, then lay down again, "If there is nothing else, just go back and wait for notification."

Lu Wenwu didn't move and continued to ask: "Then I've forgotten it?"

"Of course, the egg-filled pancakes are delicious and I like them very much, so you can consider your employment opportunities in the future." Di Ting said openly, "There are three adults who are very fond of you."

"Three people?" Lu Wenwu continued to break the casserole and asked, "Can you please find out, who are the three people?"

"You have too many questions, please ask them next time."

Di Ting blew out a sharp breath and swept Lu Wenwu out of the interview hall.

By the time his feet landed on the underworld, he had returned directly to the small courtyard of Heijiu Bawu and Bai Eryiyi.

Black and White Wuchang, who was just about to go to work for a rotation, looked shocked.

After Lu Wenwu left, Di Ting laughed softly.

I don't know where I took out a strange pamphlet, with a comment written behind Lu Wenwu's name.

"He has great potential, but his mental state is very different from ordinary people. It is not recommended to participate in group tasks. The egg-filled pancakes he cooks are extremely delicious and are really rare."

Then, a strange mental fluctuation erupted from its body, and it suddenly transformed into thousands of bodies, creating countless projections of itself and conducting interviews with hundreds of ghosts at the same time.

Regarding these ghosts, although Ting Ting did not ask the real person, it was much more formal than when he asked Lu Wenwu just now. The questions he asked were all serious questions and there was no small talk.

It's a little less ghostly and a little more mechanically cold.

Sure enough, as Di Ting said, Lu Wenwu passed the interview without any trouble.

I once again lamented the speed of the underworld.

The test was taken the day before and the results were released the next day.

On the third day, he was supposed to take a physical examination and submit an application form for his intended position.

However.

The underworld didn't have any physical examination equipment for living people, and he couldn't use it for ghosts.

The ghosts in the Ghost Power Resources Department decided to cancel this item and dump the burden on the employer, letting them solve it themselves.

He just dreamed that the descendants above were too troublesome.

Let's talk about it when the sedimentation period is over!

Also, a department once recruited a pure yang body born in a yang month, yang day and yang hour in the solar calendar year.

Result

Who would have thought that the yang energy in this guy was so strong that even if he died, his yang energy was stronger than that of ordinary living people.

On his first day at work, he just shook hands with his colleagues one by one out of courtesy, and did nothing else.

As a result, the large amount of buffs on his body exerted their power on the spot, and directly purified and transcended a weak colleague in the department.

Originally, he was still wondering if there would be any problems with his crossing, but fortunately, there was no accident, and everything continued as usual.

Lu Wenwu's main application for Gui An and the other three part-time jobs were all approved miraculously.

The moment he saw the public document, Hei Jiubawu said it was impossible.

Bai Eryiyi was more convinced that Lu Wenwu had a big background.

Although theoretically it is feasible to have a main job and then work part-time in the other three departments.

But so far, there is only one case like Lu Wenwu.

In fact, it is not only Hei Jiubawu who thinks this is outrageous, all the ghosts who saw the announcement think this is simply outrageous.

Is this man the son of King Yama? Can he work part-time in so many positions at one time?

Could it be that he is just a figurehead and eating empty salaries?

They all want to ask why Lu Wenwu, such an unknown little person, can work in several positions after passing the Hell's exam for the first time.

In response, King Yama accepted an interview with the Hell's TV station and clarified the matter specifically, saying that everything is fair and just, and there is absolutely no fraud.

Under the good reputation accumulated by King Yama over the years, the ghosts in the Hell easily accepted this result.

In fact, it is indeed the case.

Lu Wenwu took the written test based on his ability. The specific score was not released because the Ghost Security Bureau still couldn't believe that a human being could get close to full marks.

This score was really shocking.

At present, they are trying to find some loopholes to see if they can find ways to deduct some points from Lu Wenwu.

The expert ghosts who were responsible for making the test papers are still reviewing what went wrong.

In terms of the interview, Dadi and Di Ting both agreed that Lu Wenwu had no problem, so what else is there to say?

He is a legitimate candidate, and he is ready to take up his post!

PS: I didn't expect that I could actually write an original and exquisite book. This can be considered a successful transformation, right? Speaking of which, my initial goal for this book was only one or two thousand averages. It is gratifying to exceed the goal, gratifying!

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