I can see the blood bar, my purity is very high

Chapter 128: People in the world of the living do not celebrate the Yin Festival [6k]

About a few hours later.

Lu Wenwu had already captured those three-headed hell dogs and another four-headed chimera, and the old ghost was arrested and imprisoned for illegally possessing a powerful offensive magic weapon.

Although he has not yet reached the standard of being dragged to feed boar elephants, he is expected to stay in prison for a few years.

This story tells us, don’t pretend to be cool when it’s okay.

Especially when he doesn't understand the law and still pretends to be in front of the ghost.

What made Lu Wenwu even more uncomfortable was that

The consecrated mithril cross in the hands of this old ghost was actually bought from the three electric fish guys who were captured earlier.

As for the electric fish guy, he picked it up from the garbage dump at the recycling station when he sneaked up there a while ago to collect the materials for the sky mine connection device.

After he came back later, he treated it as an antique and a consecrated instrument and sold it to this old man who liked to climb mountains at a large price.

Damn it, the days of these three fishermen are getting more and more fateful.

Smuggling, illegal return, reselling controlled items, secretly attracting sky thunder, setting fire to the Yama District monument, intentionally hurting other ghosts.

Lu Wenwu believed that he would soon be able to reunite with these three people at the Bo'er Elephant Breeding Garden of Fumo Division.

I hope nothing happens to them again.

Otherwise, it would be enough to go through tens of billions of years of hell!

After simply completing his first mission after joining Guian, Lu Wenwu got on the paper boat and returned to the headquarters with Ju Li to report on his work.

He casually killed two three-headed hell dogs, but no attribute points were revealed, which made him somewhat depressed.

Ju Li asked while riding the boat: "What are you going to do with your loot?"

"Sell it to the organization, I won't use it." Lu Wenwu replied, playing with the mithril cross.

It can neither explode attribute points nor be eaten, and there is no point in raising them. To him, these things are pure waste.

As a dog owner, it is somewhat difficult for Lu Wenwu to eat a three-headed hell dog.

As for the four-headed chimera.

This thing looked like it came out of Resident Evil, and Lu Wenwu had no desire to speak.

Unless he could get a recipe for cooking chimera in the future, he might consider giving it a try.

But no matter what, Lu Wenwu's ghost career officially begins today.

Almost a year later.

Lu Wenwu, who had just had a hearty battle, walked out of the shower room in the dormitory, used the sun's real fire to evaporate the moisture on his body, and transformed into a set of casual pajamas.

"Tomorrow is the Ghost Festival. I really miss home, and I don't know if Maomao and Xiaobao are doing well this year."

Lu Wenwu was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, reading today's news from the underworld boredly, and his mind was filled with all the joy of being able to go back.

After one year of working as a ghost, his combat experience has greatly increased.

Just the experience of fighting with all kinds of strange creatures in various missions is a very valuable asset.

For others, maybe this journey to hell is just a simple world copy, and it is also a puzzle type.

Everyone is either thinking about how to quickly complete this dungeon and return to the earthly world, or they are thinking about how to get enough rewards in the underworld, or they are working hard to survive.

It's easy to go back in advance, just sneak back from the Resurrection Cliff.

As long as you don't get caught by being too promiscuous, the security at Resurrection Cliff basically turns a blind eye and doesn't care too much about it.

Or if you are more powerful, you can return to the Yang Realm from the stuck bug in Beiyin Mountain. The specific operation is unknown. It is said to be awsd squat squat squat squat squat squat.

If I were to be conservative and wait for the ghost gate to open during the Ghost Festival, I would be able to go back through legal means and there would be no danger.

There's nothing bad about it except being a little scared this year.

But for Lu Wenwu, a guy who came ashore by mistake, this is no different from a long standby rest period.

As a ghost among ghosts, it would be too easy for him to go back.

Just make an application with the above. The underworld is not a forced labor agency, and it is still very humane in this regard (correct).

Anyway

As long as you don't practice to a very awesome level, you will have to come back sooner or later to report on your work. The underworld is not very anxious about this kind of thing.

Of course, if you practice to that awesome point

It doesn't matter if he comes back or not.

In this way, Lu Wenwu lived very comfortably in the underworld this year.

He has come down from his true body and can still continue to practice in the underworld.

For a year, even if he only set up a stall at the Gui'an headquarters every now and then to sell a few egg-filled cakes, it was like carrying money in a sack, making a lot of money in spirit coins.

Coupled with the particularity of the world copy, the mall was not locked in the process. After he stabilized, he started to buy training accelerator cards and spend heavily.

In addition, Lu Wenwu is still using the resources that Gui'an can collect and his colleagues to practice his various skills crazily, and his proficiency level has been greatly improved.

Don't get me wrong, of course it's not about turning colleagues into training resources or killing them to exchange attribute points (the main thing is that killing ghosts doesn't explode, Lu Wenwu tried it in the mission).

But here, Lu Wenwu can easily find opponents who can compete with him and grab a lot of them.

As long as he doesn't use the true fire of the sun, there are still many ghosts and ghost generals who are willing to be his sparring partner.

Compared to his colleagues who used all kinds of fancy skills and shady tactics, Lu Wenwu, who could only punch with a simple straight punch, could be described as "cute".

And after each sparring session, there were delicious spiritual food and egg-filled pancakes to eat, which was really cool.

So far, in Lu Wenwu's skill panel, except for the very embarrassing [Gun Mastery], which he only played with the underworld guns to [Initial Gain], the proficiency level of all other skills has been improved to [Grandmaster].

Among them, through the careful guidance of Deputy Commander Gui An in this year, Lu Wenwu's [Ba Fist] has already had a hint of the essence of the true meaning of martial arts, and is about to break through the threshold of [Reaching the Pinnacle].

Not only this skill is about to break through.

[Dragon Wings], which can be improved with only real dragon blood, is also about to be improved, and it will even be faster than [Ba Fist].

Lu Wenwu has several positions, and this year is not for nothing.

He used the various rare resources of the underworld he had collected and some spirit coins to exchange for ten milliliters of precious blood of the Dark Yin Dragon at the Food Bureau, and it was the most important blood essence.

The Dark Yin Dragon is a powerful dragon species unique to the underworld, with a strong talent for traveling between the Yin and Yang worlds.

The ten milliliters of dragon blood exchanged by Lu Wenwu came from a Dark Yin Dragon that was about to enter another realm and was at the peak of S+.

If calculated according to the common saying in online novels, it is probably half a step to godhood.

However, there is no such level division in the system.

The skill [Dragon Wings] is very strange.

The strength of the skill does not depend on the practitioner's comprehension, but mainly on the quality of the dragon blood used for repair.

In this way, the Dragon Wings cultivated with the blood essence of the Dark Yin Dragon at the half-step to godhood level will definitely bring Lu Wenwu a strong improvement.

What does the proficiency of [Reaching the Peak] mean?

It means that this skill has reached the peak in the realm of mortals.

Basically, only S-level strongmen can cultivate one or two skills to this level.

Going further up, it involves the level of law, which is a realm that only gods can master, and under normal circumstances, it is something that can only be touched by ascending to the god level.

And now, Lu Wenwu is about to have two skills of the [Reaching the Peak] realm!

The skills he mastered have been wildly improved, and Lu Wenwu certainly did not fall behind in terms of his body.

Apart from the mysterious things like combat experience, the improvement of [physical] attributes is real.

Lu Wenwu, who made millions of spirit coins, combined exchange and practice to directly rush his [physical] attribute to the 6500 mark!

The price is that his spirit coin deposit only has a balance of more than 200,000 left for emergency.

After fiddling with the phone for a while, Lu Wenwu's communicator came with a "beep beep" notification sound.

When he opened it, it turned out that it was a reply to the resignation report he had submitted earlier.

The higher-ups did not approve Lu Wenwu's resignation application, not even a single position.

Instead, according to the old tradition of the underworld in ancient times, he was given a classic job sealing treatment method.

The staff dormitory and files will be kept at the same time, and the equipment distributed will be kept by himself.

If Lu Wenwu comes down again one day, he can take up his post again directly from Fengdu City

"Forget it, let's keep it."

Lu Wenwu smiled and shook his head, changed into casual clothes and walked out of the room, saying goodbye to the friends and comrades he met this year.

Today is his last day in the underworld, and tomorrow he will end this trip to the underworld and return to the world of the living.

Before leaving, Bai Eryiyi and Hei Jiubawu, who happened to be on vacation today, asked him to go to the scene in the early morning to watch the most grand celebration performance in the entire underworld - the Zhongyuan Festival Gala.

It is probably the same nature as the Spring Festival Gala during the Chinese New Year in Shenzhou, but it is much more fun and interesting than the things in the world of the living.

After all,

whoever dares to mess up at this meeting where the whole underworld, including the Yin Gods and the Ghost Kings, will watch together, will be directly dragged to feed the elephant!

The fate of the fat crosstalk actor named Jiang before is vivid!

Driving a paper boat to the main city area of ​​the wheel area, the atmosphere of "New Year" here has become extremely strong, with white paper lanterns and white candles everywhere.

Many shops will also give away exquisite round ancient paper money as souvenirs, and the entire main city area is full of ghosts crying and gusts of cold wind.

Many shops selling ghost food have hung up huge live screens, and professional staff are being invited to debug.

This is also an old tradition of celebrating festivals in the underworld.

At this time, people in the world of the living usually set off firecrackers, race big pigs, light river lanterns, dance sky lanterns, offer tributes, burn paper money, save lonely souls, and pay homage to ancestors. Some places will eat snacks with special meanings.

The biggest fun for ghosts in the underworld is to gather together on this day to watch the live broadcast of people in the world celebrating the festival and the ghosts who go up there.

After watching the Zhongyuan Festival morning party, the ghost gate is wide open, and those who still have relatives and friends up there can go back if they want to.

If you don't go back, you can call three or five friends to start watching the fun together.

For example, which unlucky ghost didn't get to eat the offerings this year, which ghost who had no relatives but still went back stole someone's offerings, which descendants made a mistake in the grave and worship method, leaving the ancestors without food, and so on.

In recent years, as the times have changed, the number of living people celebrating the Zhongyuan Festival has gradually decreased, and the ways in which ghosts in the underworld have fun and have fun have become more and more bizarre.

For example, in recent years, there have been some companies that opened during the Hungry Ghost Festival.

Bet on whether those angry people can successfully eat the sacrifices this year, whether they will cause trouble if they don't eat the sacrifices, and how long it will take after the troubles to be forcibly arrested by the Day and Night Wandering God and Gui'an.

Lu Wenwu parked the paper boat and walked casually to the Underworld Drama Tomb in casual clothes. On the way, he listened to many conversations between old ghosts and new ghosts.

Regarding the festival in the underworld, there is also a lot of friction and disagreement between ghosts.

Some radical ghosts believe that the races have changed, and all the festivals of the people in the world are the same, and we only celebrate the festivals unique to us ghosts.

Some conservatives argue: Anyway, after so many years of living, I have already gotten used to it, so it’s okay to continue celebrating it. Festivals are like this.

There are also those who are in the middle and the mud-sect ghosts who believe that China’s festivals in the underworld and the underworld can be celebrated, but foreign Christmas, Halloween and the like are completely unnecessary.

As for Lu Wenwu, he didn't care about it.

Anyway, no matter whether he takes a vacation or not, his daily life is still practicing and researching how to make more delicious egg-filled pancakes. There is not much difference.

Walking through a beautifully built cemetery, the tall Underworld Drama Tomb is clearly visible.

From a long distance apart, Lu Wenwu had already seen the quiet Bai 211 and the roaring Black 985.

These two are still the same.

For two old ghosts who have lived for at least several hundred years, a year is too short, just a short period of time in a ghost's life.

But for Lu Wenwu, one year is already quite a long time.

At least that's what he thinks now.

"Good guy, it turns out this is the VIP seat! I haven't been here in all these years! Brother, you are so awesome! How much does it cost to get this ticket!"

In the VIP private room inside the tomb of the Underworld Drama, Heijiu Bawu looked left and right as if he was Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

"Yes, Xiao Wu, this is too expensive. We should have treated you."

Bai Eryiyi had a curious and embarrassed expression on his face, much more reserved than the black-faced guy next to him.

"You guys, don't care about this. It's a gift from the customer, it's free of charge." Lu Wenwu waved his hand, hiding his merit and fame.

He forgot that the ticket for the VIP seat was given to him by the ghost king who had eaten cakes before, and it was worth a piece of cake money.

He thought about it at that time, and he and Black and White Wuchang happened to go and see it.

If it were to be sold, the ticket seller would be caught by Gui An as soon as he finished selling the tickets.

These things are specially provided to the major ghost kings and are not circulated outside at all.

Soon, the guests were seated.

Under the pale white and ghostly green headlights, accompanied by the creepy and tragic gloom, the Ghost Festival Gala officially began.

Lu Wenwu, who didn't read the program list, always felt that this stuff sounded familiar, but for a while he couldn't remember where he heard it before, so he just nodded his head along with the rhythm.

Suddenly, the main melody of erhu and suona complemented each other, and the atmosphere in the tomb reached a climax.

Lu Wenwu suddenly remembered.

Damn it, Erquan Yingyue Symphony version!

Okay, okay, it’s so elegant.

A song is played.

Amidst the even more eerie music, several host ghosts took the stage one after another, waving to the ghosts and shouting in unison:

"Viewers! Have a happy holiday, everyone!"

A host ghost dressed in black said loudly: "This is the Underworld Radio and Television Station, the live broadcast site of the 2025 Ghost Festival TV Gala. We have an appointment with the ghost people of all ethnic groups in the underworld and compatriots of all ethnic groups in the underworld. Here’s to welcoming the Mid-Autumn Festival in the Year of the Snake!”

"Ouch! Ouch!"

There was a burst of ghosts crying and howling, all the ghosts outside the box were shouting crazily, and a sinister wind was raging on the scene.

Just when Lu Wenwu thought that the Ghost Festival Gala in the underworld would be like the Spring Festival Gala in the earth, with a lot of polite auspicious words as the opening remarks, he only heard a sharp and sad female voice shouting:

"Young and old men in the underworld, fellow villagers! Let us all get excited!"

Before Lu Wenwu could come to his senses, he saw the scenery on the stage change, and a total of eighty-eight hanged ghosts suddenly jumped down from the top of the stage like bungees.

The jumping was very neat, and each ghost had a white silk ribbon of the same style as He Shen tied around its neck.

Lu Wenwu heard a crisp "bang" sound, and eighty-eight white silk threads stretched at the same time.

Accompanied by this extremely explosive opening, coupled with even more hellish music, the eighty-eight hanged ghosts, half men and women, began to swing in the air.tmd!

Singing and singing loudly.

I don’t know what kind of device was installed on the ceiling, but the hanging ghosts were divided into two groups from the white silk ribbons. They started to rotate clockwise and counterclockwise in the entire venue like a rotating swing!

The sound was high and low, far and near, up and down.

Lu Wenwu even saw those hanged ghosts smiling brightly and waving enthusiastically at him when they passed by his private room!

The main thing is a super experience!

True 3D surround sound!

What kind of "Bose", "Harman Kardon" and "Yamaha"?

Compared with the 360-degree spherical surround sound with no blind spots in front of you, it is nothing but rotten shrimp!

People know how scary this is!

Even the usually calm Lu Wenwu was stunned.

What scene haven't you seen?

Wdnmd, I have never seen this scene before!

"Ghost."

Lu Wenwu couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and start recording.

"I have accumulated great virtues, and the auspiciousness reaches the sky. I have learned a lot today. Those famous people in ancient times were definitely not as exciting as they are today when they were sentenced to death."

Heijiubawu excitedly stuffed a handful of ghost vine fruits into his mouth, chewed them bulgingly, and said vaguely while chewing: "An ancient celebrity? Isn't that the one who just flew over?"

"Oh? Who is that?"

"Concubine Yang, it seems her name has been changed to Li Hua now."

"Oh, Yang Gui. What the hell, wait!? Who did you just say that flew over!?" Lu Wenwu was confused on the spot.

"Yang Guifei Yang Yuhuan! It's the one who rides on the red dust concubine Xiao, no one knows it's Li Zhi. No, he's here again, and he's greeting you." Hei Jiubawu was a little confused, "She should be very famous. , Xiao Wu, haven’t you heard of it? Or do you guys not study ancient history anymore?”

"No, of course I know Yang Yuhuan!" Lu Wenwu looked crazy and pointed at the flying guy, "But he is a man! A man! Even if his face is indeed as beautiful as a fairy , but she is also a man!”

"I thought you had adapted to it this year." Bai Eryi followed Lu Wenwu's habit and shrugged, "Ju Li, who you Guian often asked you to go out to do tasks with, was a boy before. I and I Lao Wu was also a woman three hundred and seventy-five years ago."

"WTF!!!" Lu Wenwu's face was full of doubts about life, filled with sadness and anger, "But I still can't accept Yang Yuhuan becoming a man!!!"

Bai Eryi continued to shrug happily: "In fact, for various reasons, many ghosts in the underworld have changed gender."

"After all, for ghosts like us, physiological structure is not important. Appearance can be changed easily. Gender has no meaning to us. Why not experience it?"

"Just like in the past few decades, many female ghosts who have lived for more than a hundred years have chosen to transform into male ghosts for fun."

"However, many of the young male ghosts who came down in the past few decades will be very excited to transform into female ghosts, and then on Chinese Valentine's Day, they will be extremely excited to make appointments with other male ghosts for the next life."

"There are also some female ghosts who will transform into male ghosts and then harass other male ghosts, which is very emmmmm."

"The young ghosts who have come down in the past twenty years still have some rather naughty ideas. They make themselves appear masculine and feminine at the same time. I heard that they seem to call this... Help her?"

"Old guys like me don't quite understand the thoughts of young people. Fortunately, there are few of us. This kind of situation occurs more in Huangquan Kingdom, Western Hell, and Western Paradise."

"It's very convenient for ghosts to change their gender. It's just a thought. But I heard that it's not easy to change the body after cultivating the Yin God." Hei Jiubawu answered, "Haven't you noticed that those public people in the underworld Have you ever installed an anti-blurring device in the dressing room?”

"Hahaha, I really didn't pay attention." Lu Wenwu laughed twice, "I didn't expect that before I left, I learned another useless trivia."

Just when he thought the current situation was at its peak.

Unexpectedly, something more important was yet to come.

Those hanged ghosts actually tore their bodies off when they reached the climax of the song, jumped onto the stage and started dancing!

And the eighty-eight heads were still flying in the air, spinning and singing, like the rainbow light balls in a disco, their orifices shining and spinning crazily!

The audiovisual effects are extremely explosive.

The ghosts below have become completely excited. The whole scene is gloomy and mixed with a little bit of sand sculpture, and there is a hint of joy in the bad luck.

After accepting this setting, Lu Wenwu really looked at it a little bit, and barely understood the essence of the underworld show.

Judging from the immersed expressions of Black 985 and Bai 211, as well as the cries and howls of the ghosts below, the guy who planned this program must have done a ruthless and good job, which is very consistent with the general aesthetics of ghosts in the underworld. .

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