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Chapter 369 Then let me ask you, are you a man or a woman? Ah, then let me ask you
Maomao: “???”
Xiaobao: “.”
Lu Wenwu: Stare.
The kitten rolled his eyes expressionlessly, gave his owner a look of disgust as if he was looking at a fool, and then stood up silently.
After turning around, he lay down again with his hands in his pockets, facing Lu Wenwu with his butt.
The big furry tail stood up and swung left and right in dissatisfaction, making someone's nose itchy and want to sneeze.
Lu Wenwu, who couldn't resist the temptation, grabbed the cat's tail and stroked it a few times with his hand.
In the analysis given by the True Vision Eye, Xiaobao's attributes are normal to the extreme.
[Xiaobao (E)]: 300/300
[Cultivation]: None
[Current Status]: Unhappy, about to get angry
[Analysis]: The cat raised by the invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex God of War Lu Wenwu was bored with the words and actions of the owner, and was on the verge of getting angry because his tail was pinched.
It looked like an ordinary kitten, nothing special at all.
But
It is because this analysis data is too normal, so this is the biggest abnormality.
In order to avoid being rewarded with three "red silks" by the cat's claws, Lu Wenwu consciously let go of his sinful hand and changed to stroking the other party's fur again.
"As the oldest group of players, you should have experienced many parallel worlds of Earth and Blue Star, right? I wonder if you have paid attention to the literary works in these parallel worlds?"
"In some parallel worlds, you have a man named AK, who is a fellow countryman of JK Rowling and wrote a book called "Harry Potter."
"Among the protagonists in it, Ron Weasley has a pet mouse named Scabbers. It looks ordinary, but it has lived for many, many years, and has long exceeded the maximum lifespan of mice."
"It was not until the third book "Prisoner of Azkaban" that Scabbers' true identity was revealed. He is an illegal Armanigus named Peter Pettigrew. Because the mouse was transformed by him, he can live so long."
At this point, Lu Wenwu smiled and stopped the action in his hand.
For a moment, he felt that the soft body of the kitten under his palm suddenly stiffened.
Just for a moment, not even a split second.
"Well, we have lived together for many years without realizing it, so long that many of the chickens I raise in the Dragon Mansion have become extraordinary creatures due to the infiltration of spiritual energy."
"From the very beginning when we met on a rainy night until today, your appearance and physical data have never changed, my little baby."
Since the advent of the apocalypse, the spiritual energy between heaven and earth has revived, and the concentration of spiritual energy has ushered in a surge.
Undoubtedly, this is a prosperous era for cultivation.
Even if it has not yet reached the point where all members have entered the extraordinary and all wild animals have become monsters, the physique of all creatures has made great progress compared to before the apocalypse.
At least, the lifespan will be slightly longer.
A long lifespan does not mean that the life cycle will change, nor does it mean that the process of young and middle-aged will be prolonged.
The time is too short, and the species transformation cannot reach that step-unless it enters the extraordinary realm.
When Lu Wenwu and Xiaobao first met, the other party was already in the form of an adult cat.
Now, ten years have passed, and the other party is still the same as before.
Live a comfortable life of eating, drinking, playing, sleeping and beating dogs all day long.
This is the biggest doubt.
Normal cats at this age are already old grandpa cats and old grandma cats.
On weekdays, let alone playing with a big monster that is close to ascending and inheriting the inheritance of the God, it is a bit difficult to get on the kang and walk.
And Xiaobao.
I can only say that the light red plum blossom mark on Lu Wenwu's arm is still very beautiful. It looks very energetic and full of vitality.
At the dining table, the atmosphere suddenly stagnated.
Maomao lowered his head and lay on the ground, as if he was asleep, with his two paws on his head pretending to be dead.
Lu Wenwu touched the soft and smooth hair on Xiaobao's back from time to time, smiling quietly.
And Xiaobao himself.
Silence.
Continuous silence.
Only the tail that gradually increases in strength can show the inner irritability and unhappiness of the kitten.
As we all know, cats and their tails are parasitic.
This is really hard to control.
After about three minutes, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt that there was an inexplicable power slowly dissipating from Xiaobao.
The Eye of True Vision suddenly began to run wildly, and the violent running speed even caused some white steam to emerge from his scalp, and a large amount of information flooded past his eyes.
The previously ordinary panel was also slowly covered.
Instead, there was a bunch of new data that Lu Wenwu had never seen before.
[Xiaobao/Lanbulu (S+)]: 2300 0000/2300 0000 (×9)
[Cultivation]: Pseudo-ascending God Level 1
[Current Status]: Nine-Life Heavenly Demon, Gengxin Power, Domain Prototype, Unhappy, Embarrassed, Irritable, Relieved
[Analysis]: A cat demon of the ascending god level who has not been baptized and transformed after understanding the law. He is the only first-generation guardian of Shenzhou in the world and is honored as Lan Ye.
A proud little cat.
Seeing the real data, Lu Wenwu's smile became more and more intense.
Even if he admitted it, he had to admit it in this way. There was probably no hope of saying it in person.
But
Lu Wenwu lowered his head to look at Maomao, who continued to reduce his presence at his feet, covering his head and pretending to be dead. He raised his leg and kicked it lightly. He laughed and cursed: "You bitch, you already knew this, right? You've been hiding it all this time. Don’t tell me?”
Maomao raised her head aggrievedly: "Oh, Master, Maomao doesn't want to do that either!"
"Don't blame Maomao."
A clear and heroic voice sounded.
Lu Wenwu turned his head to look, and a bright yellow light flashed in front of his eyes.
In the blink of an eye, the kitten in front of me disappeared.
Instead, there was a little blond shot sitting on the dining table.
It looked to be about ten years old, short in stature, wearing a navy blue plush one-piece pajamas, with its legs hanging on the edge of the table.
There is a little baby fat hanging on the delicate face, and a pair of golden vertical pupils make people think of cats at a glance.
"It is bound by my contract and cannot speak."
Lan Ye, or Xiaobao, looked unhappy, but still said calmly.
The cat ears standing up in the blond hair were twitching, looking full of irritability.
Lu Wenwu suddenly felt funny and stretched out his hand to touch it.
Before the hand could reach it, he was hit immediately.
It was so fast that he couldn't see the specific process clearly with his dynamic vision. He could only see a blurry shadow giving him a hand.
Probably the Shadowless Meow Meow Fist·Renren form.
"Go away! You don't know how to respect the old and care for the young! Show some respect to your protector! I'm older than your grandparents!"
Xiaobao rolled his eyes skillfully and sat on the table with his arms folded.
"Urgent."
Lu Wenwu looked at Maomao, gestured towards Xiaobao with his right thumb, and winked with a smile.
"Someone, oh, that's not what a certain cat said when he was pretending to be stupid and enjoying my superb cat massage skills, your purr...ahem"
Halfway through his words, his voice gradually became quieter.
Although Xiaobao on the table was also smiling, his smile was so gloomy, his fingers were moving in a regular rhythm, and there was a creepy, crunching sound of claws grinding constantly.
Lu Wenwu was very sensible and did not continue the topic.
If he had read correctly just now, the sound of grinding claws should be caused by the power of Geng and Xin rubbing against each other, probably a product of the Law of Gold.
It seems that a certain thin-skinned and arrogant kitten is on the verge of going berserk.
Xiaobao took a deep breath, suppressed the idea of rewarding Lu Wenwu with a few blood daozi, and asked in a deep voice: "When did you start to doubt me? And what you just said is just a guess. It can’t be considered a stone hammer, right? How can you be sure of my identity?”
"Well, actually, I had some doubts about this after I came back from the first official dungeon, but I didn't take it seriously at that time." Lu Wenwu said, "After all, a pet cat can avoid Maomao who is running at full speed. A sneak attack is unreasonable no matter how you think about it, right?"
Xiaobao: "."
Seeing its silence, Lu Wenwu continued: "The suspicion actually started from this dungeon. This time I downloaded a Western Fantasy dungeon, and coincidentally, I found the magician's flying sky in it. The broom can't even support my weight."
"At that time, it suddenly occurred to me that I didn't pay attention to the furniture in our house when I was using it, and I didn't even use it because I was too relaxed. In this case, the bed in the bedroom can't hold the three of us. Bad, this is very doubtful."
"You also know that my eyes can see a lot of information that ordinary people can't see, so after I got up this morning, I looked at the furniture and the house itself. The result shocked me."
"Considering the original price of these materials, it is unlikely that they are distributed by the state. They can only be specially arranged by some big boss. Especially when I saw that the huge cat climbing frame in the living room is made of 'jianmu' when."
"It's really hard not to suspect that this has something to do with you, my treasure."
Xiaobao was silent again.
About half a minute later, it asked quietly: "Couldn't someone know that you have a cat and put it here to do whatever it wants?"
"I considered this possibility, but in subsequent conversations with Confucian masters, I rejected this possibility." Lu Wenwu shook his head.
"As soon as the Confucian master came in, he was very nervous, and his whole person was in a tense state. It was the same as when I was in school and faced a very strict dean in the office."
"In terms of pure strength, it is unlikely that he will be in such a mental state. And since you took Maomao to Long Mansion, he has become much more relaxed. He is just a little reserved. This is normal."
"However, this cannot be regarded as a complete stone hammer. Coupled with some of the information he told me and some past memories, this makes me completely sure."
"Isn't it a cat's habit to have a bad personality and like to play with its opponents in battles? Cats only catch mice in one go, but cats will always tease the mice until they are exhausted before eating them."
"Master Lan is not a Chinese, nor a Chinese, nor even a human. He is a great demon from the British Peninsula who settled in China hundreds of years ago."
"And you, my treasure, happen to be a British shorthair cat, a true British cat."
"A coincidence is a coincidence, but when a bunch of coincidences are added together, it's close to the truth."
Having said this, Lu Wenwu, who was very interested, paused and looked up to observe the expression of Mr. Mao Er.
Seeing that the other party didn't really mean to be angry, but just gave him a familiar roll of the eyes, he continued:
"Of course, the most important thing is that I am the god of the underworld who controls egg pancakes! The egg pancakes I make are top-notch spiritual food that can continuously stack talent and understanding."
"In this case, you have eaten my egg pancakes for a full ten years, plus a bunch of messy nourishing spiritual food, spiritual objects, natural treasures, specially prepared iced blueberry juice, etc., but there is no sign of transformation. This is simply too outrageous!"
"With so many resources invested, let alone an ordinary pet cat with normal intelligence. Even a true ant should have a strong cultivation level, right?"
"More Plus, you also showed disdain for Kazan, the old Fire Demon. He is a powerful Abyss Overlord in the lower layer of the Endless Abyss. Even if he is not at the level of a demon god, he is at least a third-level god. "
"Even I felt a strong sense of oppression through the holographic projection at that time. Ordinary kittens would have been scared to death and hid, or simply collapsed and incontinent on the spot. How could they have glared at the old Fire Demon?"
"Also, a long time ago, when I came back from the dungeon, all other houses were blown up, but our house was safe and sound. You looked very tired at that time. Did you go to help suppress the materialized pollution area?"
"Thinking carefully, you have actually shown it quite obviously in the past few years, but I have never paid attention to these aspects."
Indeed.
Xiaobao's demonstration of his identity was quite rough.
Although the other party was Lu Wenwu's first cat, as a qualified shit shoveler, he would often surf the Internet and learn some knowledge related to raising cats.
It's just that I have never used it except for the cat-stroking technique.
Xiaobao's IQ is so high that it even crushes Border Collie. Anyone should feel that something is wrong!
Also
Which normal stray cat would stand in the middle of the road with a dog on a rainy day, and his fur would not even get wet?
Thinking carefully, there were many unreasonable details in the past that were ignored by Lu Wenwu himself.
Maybe Xiaobao used a little mental suggestion at that time.
This is not a difficult operation. It is easier to fool Lu Wenwu, who was just a mortal at that time, than to kill an S-level extraordinary person.
"How about it, are you satisfied with my explanation, baby?" Lu Wenwu smiled, "Or do you prefer me to call you Grandpa Lan? Grandpa Blue?"
"Get lost, keep calling me by the name you gave me!"
Xiaobao bared his teeth and gave Lu Wenwu's dishonest hand again in a bad mood.
Lu Wenwu immediately raised his hands up in surrender with a smile: "Baby, since I have been your shit shoveler for so many years, I have a little doubt, can you satisfy my curiosity?"
Little Bao raised his chin proudly, and his cat ears trembled: "I am in a good mood now, and I have something to say."
Lu Wenwu did not hesitate to manifest the blood dragon scales under his clothes, and the "Body Refining Technique of Conquering People with Virtue" was running at high speed, and even the "Power of My Thoughts" of the law of wishing to make his wishes come true was strengthened on himself.
After doing all this, he asked in Xiaobao's puzzled eyes: "Baby, you are obviously a female cat, but why do you transform into a boy and call yourself Master Lan?"
Before he finished speaking, Mao Mao, who was eating melon, suddenly showed horror on his face and disappeared in a flash.
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