I Can See the Experience Value
Chapter 133 [Huh! Why is it a little wet? ] (Drunk Panda Protector 1/3)
fish? Why did you talk about the fish?
"Eat, what's the matter? We are different from monks, we have no taboos." Shouyangzi replied without vigilance.
"Hey, that's good." He Xiaotian put away the hammer, smiled at him, and took out the fish frozen with ice from the storage space.
Daoxuan standing outside the door, looking at the fish in his hand, trembled all over.
If this thing is not mistaken, it is the legendary happy fish, right?
Then without hesitation, he ran away.
That appearance was like seeing some terrifying demon king.
Shouyangzi was at a loss, what does x mean, you want to reconcile with me? forgive yourself?
He Xiaotian ignited a blue flame in his right hand, which evaporated the ice in an instant, and cooked the oily fish by the way.
Stretched out his left hand, grabbed Shouyangzi's chin, and forced the fish into it.
All this happened in the blink of an eye, and the old Taoist, as a monk, didn't even react.
"Gudong!" "Gudong!"
After the oily fish swallowed one by one, He Xiaotian let go of his left hand and moved his palm towards his stomach.
The internal force penetrates the body, and with its control over the finalists, the cooked fish can be dissolved quickly.
"Ahem, what did you do to me?"
"Hey, eat fish!"
He Xiaotian's answer almost made Shou Yangzi faint, who eats fish like you?
You should be the roast duck in Kyoto, raw filling!
"Although your actions are very rough, let alone the taste of this fish is quite fresh. It's a pity that you swallowed too many pieces, so you can't taste it carefully."
"Of course, the taste of oily fish is unique."
Shouyangzi: "..."
What did you just say?
He Xiaotian looked at the old Taoist's unbelievable eyes, grinned and said: "You heard it right, it's oily fish. After eating it, you will be very happy."
I am happy Nima! !
Ever since the conversation that upended Shouyangzi's world view a few days ago, he secretly used his mobile phone to inquire about Youyu.
As a result, let him directly address the Supreme Heavenly Venerable.
How could there be such a brazen fish in the world?
But today, you told me that you fed me oily fish?
I am still happy?
Reminiscent of what someone said, there is nothing wrong with a man being a bit perverted.
Shouyangzi subconsciously hugged his buttocks with both hands, as if desperately trying to protect himself.
"X, I admit that it was my fault to black you. But you can't...you can't retaliate against me like this! I am an old man, and I have been guarding myself like a jade since I entered the meditation." Up to now, in Huaguo, there has been no report of a man forcing Ling What kind of sanctions will be imposed on a man.
In his opinion, the fact that He Xiaotian didn't kill him immediately proved that he was still rational.
After all, the relevant departments have an attitude towards the crimes committed by strange people and strangers.
At best, He Xiaotian beat him up violently.
But after feeding the fish, he changed his mind.
This is naked revenge!
"Do not worry,
I don't have any interest in your ass. Well, the punishment is over. Now let's discuss the issue of compensation. "
I tm...
Shouyangzi almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
You just feed me fish, and you want compensation?
Why don't you go to heaven? You!
Who is He Xiaotian?
That's an existence that even the Deputy Minister of Scavenger dared to blackmail.
It's just a Shouyangzi, he's settled for today!
Besides, who told me to take advantage of this matter!
Just now you admitted it yourself and forgive me for the IOU.
"As the person in charge of Shenxuanguan, you must have a lot of good things in your hands, right? I'm not greedy, just take out a few hundred pieces casually, and just expose the matter."
"Pfft!"
Heartbroken.
Randomly take out hundreds of pieces?
Old Daoist, if I can really take it out, as for Hei, is your aura crystallized?
"Lao Yang, don't say I'm not righteous. You black me first, and I'll ask you for some mental damage, isn't it too much?"
"Not too much." Shouyangzi smiled wryly, why did he meet such a combination of stunned youth + reckless man!
He reached into the Taoist robe with his right hand, took out three pieces of yellowed talisman papers, and handed them over.
He Xiaotianxia took it consciously, and then looked at the strangely shaped ancient seal on the talisman paper with a dazed expression.
What is this tm? !
"Don't underestimate the charms I got, they are all good things. It can be said that they are the only remaining property of me, the old Taoist. These three charms are named Waterproof, Vajra, and Preserving Essence respectively, and they are painted by my brother Guashi.
Water-avoiding talismans need to be worn, folded into gossip, and worn with you. Suddenly, as long as the power in the talisman remains, you can ignore rivers, lakes and seas, just like a mermaid. But you have to pay attention to the time, you can last half an hour in the water at most.
The Vajra Talisman is a sticking method, stick it directly on your body, and within a quarter of an hour, your whole body will be forged like fine steel, invulnerable. And the strength will increase, it is no problem to break the marble with one punch.
All men understand the essence-preserving talisman. It has to be eaten. Put the talisman in a bowl and cremate it into ashes, then flush it with water, and drink it after the talisman water is clear. At that time, the old Taoist I will hold you and fight on the bed for twelve hours, and they will call Dad after cleaning up. "
"..."
What kind of Taoist are you?
How come there are such evil spells?
No, sir, I have to confiscate it.
He Xiaotian put the three talisman papers into the storage space without a trace, then turned and left.
There is no need to pay back the money, and the compensation has been obtained, so why stay here?
Shouyangzi looked at his back and smiled slightly.
Strength is strong, but you are still a young man in front of the old way.
When I went down the mountain to the magic capital, I stole a box of spells from my senior brother.
If it weren't for...
well! If I could sell charms, I'd have done it a long time ago, as for the black people!
Just three talisman papers sent He Xiaotian away, it was worth it!
He didn't know, but what He Xiaotian was thinking was that he played a trick of playing three poles with dates and no dates.
As a result, Shouyangzi was fooled, and he was really compensated.
Both of them are black-hearted bastards, and neither of them is a good person.
No, strictly speaking, He Xiaotian is much better than the old Taoist.
He is using his strength to make money, and Shou Yangzi is using the Daomeng's brand to hack other people's money.
Wait, why is my ass wet?
Shouyangzi subconsciously wiped back, and then his face turned dark.
Because the right hand is pitch black.
x, pretty! !
Then, his face suddenly darkened.
Because I don't know when, He Xiaotian came back again.
"Lao Yang, after thinking about it, I'm still a little angry, so I decided to beat you up."
"No, don't, wait a minute, listen to me..."
"boom!"
Before he finished speaking, his right eye turned blue.
"Ouch!"
"boom!"
This time he couldn't speak, and his left eye really hurt.
"Crackling!"
There was smoke in the side hall, not only that, some black ink was splashed out, and I don't know what it is.
He Xiaotian pushed open the door and went down the mountain with a refreshed face.
Only Shouyangzi, who was holding his buttocks with a bruised nose and face, and the blackened ground under him were left behind.
"Lao Lao (grandmother's)! Zuo Le Shen pinched when I got the sad word alcohol (old man, what did I do in my previous life)? Hey! Shocking (really hurts)!"
The old Taoist got up, ready to apply some Chinese medicine wine.
As soon as he took a step, he fell to the ground with a thud.
"puff!"
This time he was dumped in all sorts of ways, and he couldn't hold back his hypocrisy.
As a result, the black liquid flowed all over the ground again.
"Ahhh, Aix (x), Woyaoshaleni (I'm going to kill you)!"
He Xiaotian couldn't hear the old man's cry of pain, and after going down the mountain, he went straight to Moon Lake.
He intends to rent a medium-sized boat and spend the night on the lake away from the crowds.
Even if another existence like Mr. Men pops up, it won't affect the innocent people, right?
Moon Lake has a special place to rent boats, the price is not cheap, but ordinary people can afford it.
After spending thousands of oceans and renting a medium-sized boat, he drove directly to the center of the lake and stopped.
Then in the room inside the cabin, the black suitcase was opened, revealing 500 spiritual energy crystals.
【Ding! It is found that the experience value can be absorbed, is it converted? 】
"Hey, "Nine Suns Divine Art" here I come!! Transformation, all transformations."
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