I Can See the Experience Value
Chapter 236 [Iron-boned Egg Shiqi, as if struck by lightning and severed his left hand]
After Luo Jie chatted with He Xiaotian about the Lizard Demon's surprise attack, he left the dormitory in shock.
Sure enough, if you walk a lot at night, you can meet all kinds of strange things.
The left broken hand who stayed up all night playing games, the husky who was born in an egg and looked aggrieved.
The two are totally incompatible with the cruel, evil, treacherous and cunning weirdness in the impression.
No matter how hard you beat one, it won't die, and even if it dies, it will still think of Krypton Gold's severed hand.
Not only did it shatter Roger's three views, it was so broken that it couldn't be put together.
Recalling in his mind, just now because of money problems, He Xiaotian slapped his severed left hand into a puddle of paste.
Immediately afterwards, an even more astonishing scene appeared, the left severed hand recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye, and once again desperately raised the phone, showing the recharge port at his boss.
If you die, you will have to krypton, and you will not be happy if you don't feel vivid.
At that time, he wanted to take out his mobile phone and record a video.
Then it will be played in loop every day in the streets and alleys of Shanghai, for those demons and heretics who are making trouble in this world to watch.
A small severed hand has such awareness and is doing very pursuing things.
Why do you like to commit crimes when you have nothing to do!
Play games and make money, and be a quiet and happy fat house, isn't it good?
In the dormitory, He Xiaotian took a comfortable bath.
Wrapped in a bath towel and walked out of the bathroom, I saw Danshiqi blocked by the left hand.
Probably out of curiosity, what exactly did the boss bring back.
"Woof~~~" "Woof~~~"
In the end, before the left severed hand continued to approach, Dan Shiqi suddenly opened his mouth and let out a dog bark.
"..."
It obviously wanted to whine, but why did it turn into a bark when it came to its mouth?
The left severed hand was caught by this sudden cry,
Startled.
He jumped directly from the ground to a height of one meter, and then moved his five fingers back quickly.
When Dan Shiqi saw the movement of the 'five-legged beast' in front of him, he was so frightened that he immediately retracted into the egg.
He Xiaotian: "..."
When two cowards meet, nothing is surprising.
Forget it, anyway, I am strong.
Accepting them, there is no hope of helping them in battle.
He Xiaotian stepped out in two steps, came to the corner, picked up Dan Shiqi, and put him on the table in the living room.
He knocked on it first, but he shrank in the shell and couldn't come out.
Well, it's impossible for you to expect Danshiqi to change his attitude towards a person who has taken over his entire property.
After thinking about it, He Xiaotian picked up the pen and paper placed on the table, and wrote a line.
He snapped his fingers, called the broken left hand that was lying under the stool, and handed it over.
"Give it to Feng Yu, don't you know him? Whoever you think is the most stupid, just give the note to him."
He looked at the left broken hand that made a gesture and swayed from side to side.
Who would have thought that it was cowardly just now, but suddenly made a ??, and waved its raised index finger.
Then he tapped the phone on the table, He Xiaotian looked at the top-up port, silent.
If I knew I shouldn't have given this to you in the first place, you who didn't ask for anything in return, why did you become like this?
"There is no internet right now, so I can't recharge. When the communication is restored, I will definitely give you krypton gold, Boss."
After the voice fell, Zuo Duanhand took the note.
Using the index finger and middle finger to pinch it, the remaining three fingers ran out of the dormitory.
open the door?
Trivial.
He Xiaotian stroked his chin, looking at the mobile game without internet but still able to pop up the recharge port, lost in thought.
After a while, the evil hand stretched out involuntarily, and quickly began to operate on the screen.
At the same time, I said silently in my heart, I am here to break my hand and return to the right path.
Liver games every day are not good for your health.
It is still young and has a lot of youth, which must not be wasted.
He didn't even think about it, does a severed hand have a liver? !
About half an hour later, there was a knock on the door.
"Dang!" "Dang!" "Dang!"
"Come in." He Xiaotian responded casually, and with a creak, Feng Yu walked in with something in his hand.
"Boss, the high-quality dog food you asked for cost me a total of three hundred yuan. Nowadays, pets are more expensive than people. In the past, people were more popular than people. They have lived for more than 20 years, but now they can't even compare with dogs. It's gone." Feng Yu muttered while handing the dog food in his hand to He Xiaotian.
The left severed hand jumped up and landed on the table.
Skillfully scratch the screen saver of the mobile phone, but let it appear like a scene of being struck by lightning.
Because, the icon of Xiaoxiaole is gone! !
"Crackling!"
With five fingers moving, it started to go crazy on the table.
"Slap!"
He Xiaotian slapped his severed left hand flat.
"Gudong!"
Seeing this, Feng Yu swallowed.
It was too bloody.
"What did you just say? A few hundred dollars?" He Xiaotian turned his head and asked calmly at Feng Yu, who was swaying.
"Hahaha, boss, you must have misheard. I was asking how Zuoduanshou found me? It met me yesterday, how did it know that I was Feng Yu?" Feng Yu looked guilty. Said.
"I told it the stupidest person in the crowd."
"..."
goodbye! farewell!
Feng Yu left He Xiaotian's dormitory with a look of being hit hard.
The left severed hand recovered quickly and jumped up.
"Slap!"
The heroic and fearless it was pressed flat on the table by He Xiaotian again.
After recovering, the left severed hand ran towards the phone.
And He Xiaotian unpacked the dog food, took out a piece, and put it next to Dan Shiqi.
Dan Shiqi, whose sense of smell is sharper than that of humans, naturally smelled the sweet kiss when he opened the bag.
Saliva, unknowingly flowed out.
It's so fragrant, dozens of times more fragrant than the crystallization of aura it is willing to live.
Just thinking about the hideous face of the 'two-legged beast' outside, searching all its belongings, Dan Shiqi held back.
No, you can't be fooled.
"Squeal!"
He Xiaotian turned his head, only to see that Zuo Duan was dragging his mobile phone and came in front of him.
The index finger frantically tapped the screen, as if asking about its Xiao Xiao Le!
"Let me tell you, Zuo Duanshou, your mobile phone is broken, and the game was automatically uninstalled. Someday the boss will pay you and buy you a new one." He Xiaotian opened his eyes and told nonsense, bullying his younger brother for being speechless. Technology does not understand.
Pushing the phone helplessly, Zuo Duan left the table and faced the corner, seemingly falling into autism.
He Xiaotian looked at its back and sighed.
Cut off your hand, you don't understand the painstaking care my boss has made towards you.
Krypton gold is a bottomless pit.
I am actually saving you who are about to get lost!
I did a fight early in the morning, and ran for more than an hour for the map, I am a little tired.
Go to the bedroom to sleep for a while.
Well, if the lizard demon king who died tragically knows. The surprise attack it launched can only be regarded as a dry fight with He Xiaotian, and I am afraid that it will faint in the toilet.
You think this is a child's play house!
After He Xiaotian walked into the bedroom, Dan Shiqi on the table stuck out his head with the eggshell on it.
Grabbing the high-quality dog food in one bite, he quickly shrank back.
"Crack!" "Crack!"
He Xiaotian who was lying on the bed showed a smile when he heard the sound in the living room.
Little one, I still can't cure you?
A husky pretends to be a little milk wolf.
Dog food, isn't the food you eat delicious?
At noon, He Xiaotian woke up.
He stretched and walked out of the bedroom.
I saw the opened bag of dog food on the table, it was used up, and the bag remained.
It seems that they have all gotten into Dan Shiqi's stomach.
Under the stool, there was a burst of noise.
He walked over in two or three steps and looked down, only to see Dan Shiqi's head stuck into a newly opened bag of dog food.
"Crack!" "Crack!"
"Dangdang!"
He Xiaotian reached out and flicked its eggshell.
"Woo~~~" "Woooo~~~"
Dan Shiqi turned around quickly, grinned at He Xiaotian, and resumed his usual wolf howl.
There seemed to be a touch of pride in his eyes.
"Hey? You actually corrected it? Come, come, let your master beat me, and bring you back. Bark!! Bark!!"
"Wow~~~...Wow~~~" "Woo~~~"
Dan Shiqi's eyes widened suddenly, with an expression of disbelief.
Why... why did I call it wrong again?
I have never enjoyed the high-quality dog food made by human beings, and I feel happy physically and mentally when I taste it for the first time.
At that moment, it felt that it had been in the wild for many years, and it was all in vain!
Although this thing has no energy, it is not as good as a spiritual crystal.
But the taste is great!
So, it uttered a cry from the heart.
Then I found out that I could actually whine again.
As a result, He Xiaotian came out, barked twice without any effort, and gave it back again.
Dan Shiqi only felt that his future as a beast was extremely bleak.
"Woof~~~" "Woof~~~"
It fell into a strange circle again, and didn't even bother to eat dog food.
Then Dan Shiqi walked into the corner on his short legs.
With one buttocks, the severed left hand that was thinking about facing the wall was pushed away, and shrunk into a ball.
It turned into a smooth egg again.
Come on!
Add another member to the autistic family.
"Fight with me?" He Xiaotian smiled triumphantly, and after dinner, I'll give you a big gift bag!
After getting dressed, I left the dormitory and went straight to the cafeteria.
Along the way, a large number of soldiers were found busy on the ruins of the teaching building.
It has to be said that the efficiency of the country is still quite high.
Start now, plan to rebuild the defensive position.
When He Xiaotian walked into the cafeteria, he saw his three younger brothers and the unnamed disciples feasting.
The dust on their bodies all showed that they were not idle in the morning and were all working hard.
"Feng Yu, come here."
He Xiaotian called the honest boy and whispered in his ear.
"?!"
After Feng Yu listened to his request, he stared at He Xiaotian constrainedly.
"Boss, you..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I never eat this kind of meat. Let you download the video, not to learn how to do it, just to scare the new pet."
"That's good, that's good. Don't worry, I'll be back before you finish eating."
After the words fell, Feng Yu took the mobile phone from He Xiaotian's hand and left the cafeteria.
About half an hour later, the honest boy returned.
"Downloaded? The most comprehensive one?"
"certainly!"
He Xiaotian nodded, took his mobile phone, and returned to the dormitory.
Eggy, here I come.
Hope you can hold on.
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