I Can See the Experience Value

abnormal! !

After listening to He Xiaotian's words, this person was about to lose his hair in fright.

Not only have they broken into the lair of a great villain, but they are also mentally ill.

After all, He Damangfu's clothes, and his hammer.

The combination of the two, no matter how you look at it, looks like a character with an extremely abnormal heart.

"Don't be afraid, I'm very interested in you, and I won't hit hard."

"..."

Although the rest of the intruders were panicked and their asses tightened, they still couldn't help wanting to slap He Xiaotian in the face to defend his remaining dignity.

"Don't think about it, I'm just interested in the footwork you just used. After all, I'm a straight..."

Before he could finish speaking, He Xiaotian burst into flames and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The man said something in his heart, secretly calling him despicable and shameless.

To actually use words to distract me and make a surprise attack is really shameless to the extreme.

Sensing the wind behind him, the intruder didn't dare to neglect, let alone continue to complain.

With a twist of his legs, he jumped out, so as to quickly escape from the clutches of the pajamas freak.

"Whoosh!"

The whole person is full of happiness, like an arrow leaving the string, and it seems to be shrinking into an inch, shooting towards the plant wall. If you want to leave this place, it can be called the back garden of the devil.

"Snapped!"

The intruder stepped on the solid wall with both feet, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

But he knew that it couldn't be said to be safe at this time.

The villa area must be evacuated in the shortest possible time.

As a result, just as he was about to jump up, an arm wrapped around his shoulder.

This arm is still holding a huge evil hammer.

The blood all over his body was completely cold at that time, and he turned his head to look with a mournful face.

I saw He Xiaotian's face full of compassion, just like a great monk in a temple, people can't help but respect him... What a ghost! !

This guy is a deadly master, will it end well if it falls into his hands?

Obviously a pervert, you pretend to be a Bodhisattva of Nima.

"Young man, you are still young, why not think about it? Stay here as a guest, drink tea, and discuss your footwork with me, how wonderful!" This description is quite beautiful, but the second half of the key sentence makes people shudder up. "Then I'll smash you to the ground with a hammer, so that you can die more happily and reach bliss early. It will save you from suffering in this world."

The ugly intruder: "..."

I have a crazy saying, I don’t know if I should say it or not?

And when He Xiaotian was teaching him with "painful words", a certain husky, who had been huddled in a corner and shut himself up, sneaked up to the strange man who was buried in the ground.

It just finds the flesh and blood and aura of these people so attractive.

Kind of makes a dog...a wolf want to swallow it in one gulp.

Just thinking of the ladies and sisters who gave him snacks in the medical university, Husky held back.

But a little tempting, so it sticks out its tongue and starts licking these guys' faces.

I can't eat it, so it's not too much to lick, right?

The Twolegged Beast shouldn't have punched me!

Just lick it, and shut up after one sip.

"Chiliu!" "Chiliu!"

The husky licked it excitedly, not to mention that the taste was quite good, much more fun than the bone sticks and flying saucers played yesterday.

The first person who was photographed underground by He Xiaotian woke up leisurely.

After he woke up, he suddenly found that he couldn't move.

It's like being trapped in a box with something stuffed in its mouth, why is it so disgusting?

And the muddy smell around it is very pungent.

It seems to be used in it, the special fertilizer produced by the farm?

He shook his head, trying to push away all the dirt surrounding him.

Then...then he was very unfortunate, by the bright or pale moonlight.

He saw a white wolf, obviously not an ordinary beast, licking a human head not far away.

"???"

Especially the excitement revealed in the eyes of the beast,

It's just chilling.

This is to be eaten raw! !

In an instant, he was too frightened to shake his head, wishing that the surrounding soil would completely cover him.

He even wants to shrink into the center of the earth if he can.

This garden is terrible!

Hutch was licking happily, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a human head swinging on the ground.

So, its eyes lit up.

With four limbs, he happily ran over.

The heart of the strange person who pretended to be dead and wished to shrink into the depths of the earth stopped beating for a moment.

He looked at the husky that was getting closer, and that 'big bloody mouth', and the teeth gleaming coldly inside.

"Woo woo woo..."

He wanted to vent his fear by shouting, but the 'abnormal item' in his mouth burst out with a strange taste.

Then he rolled his eyes and passed out straight away.

"!!!"

The husky came closer and found that this person had his eyes closed, just like everyone else.

There was still an inexplicable smell in the mouth, and it suddenly lost interest with its keen sense of smell.

In order to cover up the pungent smell, Husky raised one of his hind legs, and a stream of water poured on his head.

I look so cute, and I am liked by many young ladies, what do you mean when you faint when you meet and exude a nasty smell?

Don't give me Hamou wolf face, right?

The intruder on the wall who seemed to possess some kind of unique knowledge, although he disagreed with He Xiaotian's proposal, he still bowed his head.

No way, the situation is stronger than people.

If he doesn't bow his head now, the heavy hammer in the hands of this pajama pervert will probably smash him flat without hesitation!

However, when the two turned around, they saw a husky peeing on a person's head.

When it solved the personal hygiene problem, it found another human head, and it slid around happily.

"..."

Facing the coerced intruder, he cautiously turned his head and glanced at He Xiaotian.

You still say you're not a pervert?

Take a look at your dog... the wolf is peeing and licking people's heads again.

After a long time, your family is not a good person! !

"Young man, tell me your details. It's interesting to shrink the ground just now." He Xiaotian ignored his stupid dog's behavior, as long as he didn't eat people, everything would be fine.

Besides, isn't it normal to like to lick people enough?

"Big...boss, I I...I was...before...pure...purely...yes Exploding...exploding latent...potential..."

"Don't panic, why are you panicking? I won't eat you, come here, calm down your guilty conscience first. Then tell me exactly what footwork you used before."

Don't panic? At this moment, who can not panic?

You won't eat me, but you can smash me to death!

It's a pity that he could only hold back these words in his heart, not daring to say a word.

Because according to his understanding of psychopaths, it is best not to try to provoke.

Otherwise, who the hell would know if He Xiaotian would immediately change his face and send him to meet his ancestors?

So, honestly, he finished the book and told all the truth.

This guy was very naughty when he was young.

His father often made fried pork with belts for him to supplement nutrition.

Three meals a day of cooking, never stop.

His father took care of the belt business of the small shop in the village the most diligently.

Once he discovered that when he hid in the ancestral hall in the village, he would not be beaten.

He evolved directly from a bear child to a dog who drops melon skin every day.

He almost treats the ancestral hall as a home and sleeps in it for 20 hours out of the 24 hours a day.

The ability to cause trouble is evident.

One day, he accidentally knocked over a tablet, and he panicked immediately.

He is very clear that this incident is just ignorance if it is small, but it is disrespectful to the ancestors if it is big.

Let people know, don't even think about getting out of bed for at least a month.

Then he quickly picked up the tablet that fell on the ground, but unfortunately the tablet was broken, it was torn apart, it was broken badly.

But a small book fell out, and when he heard footsteps outside the sacrificial hall, he didn't care about anything else, so he could only stuff the book into his clothes first.

What followed was a scene of 'tragedy on earth'.

When lying in bed, he planned to pass the time with this book.

As a result, they are all obscure ancient seal characters.

At that time, he burst into tears, and what he cried was that the one who heard it was sad, and the one who heard it wept.

It made his father feel unbearable, and secretly wondered if he was too ruthless.

Then, in order to understand the words in the book, he began to study hard.

For nothing else, if you get beaten up, you must gain something, right?

Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of beatings!

Once he was like this, my father thought it was the effect of a stick.

Since then, this guy has lived in dire straits.

Whenever there is something wrong, emmmmmmm...

Later, the village became connected to the Internet, and he was promoted to a junior high school student, and began to look up ancient seal characters online.

It took a year to finally translate the content of the booklet.

The above are all about martial arts, yes, that's right, martial arts.

When he was still young, he was extremely pleasantly surprised and fantasized about becoming a hero one day.

After practicing for half a year, the swollen dog was dripping melon skin every day, and he went to find fault with the bully in the school.

Then, he was beaten violently.

In this regard, he only felt that he could not cultivate well.

So, go home and study hard.

Continue to find fault and get beaten.

Days in such a life, quietly disappear.

"Continue." He Xiaotian urged this person, let alone very interesting. The first half is obviously a routine for the rise of the protagonist, and the second half is equivalent to penance, paving the way for future pretense and slap in the face.

"No more. When I was in the freshman year of high school, I set it on fire and washed it away with a splash of urine. After three years of beatings, I finally woke up." When the guy said this, his face Sadness.

"???" He Xiaotian was a little uneasy, his eyes gradually became dangerous. "Young man, I'm going to burn you now, do you have anything to say?"

"Don't, don't, big brother. Although the book is burned, I remember everything in my mind. Otherwise, I wouldn't have used the footwork with Fu Ling's heart." Hearing this, the man was so frightened that he was all smart. Fortunately, he didn't urinate.

In his opinion, a pervert in pajamas is a proper mental patient, what in the world can't he do?

It seems that having a baby is also possible!

After all, you can't fathom the mind of a psychopath.

"Tell me, what's the name of that book?" He Xiaotian squinted his eyes and asked, the secret book that can shrink the ground to an inch is definitely not the "unknown person".

"Hey, the name of this book is quite crazy, it's called "..."."