I Can See the Experience Value
Chapter 536 [A Mere Grasshopper]
"Stop." He Xiaotian signaled Brother Pingtou to stop the next move, and then the big-eared male wild boar demon king couldn't wait to pull up his pants to protect the delicate chrysanthemum.
"Tell me about you. You obviously have a way to hide it. You almost gave Xiaopingtou a hard time. How will you face the young ladies in the future? Don't lie to me. I am the most beautiful person in my life. Hate liars.
If you dare to procrastinate, talk nonsense. I immediately went to invite the best tattoo artist in Yangcheng to come over and spend money to tattoo a sunflower on your back for free. "After He Xiaotian finished speaking, he patted his face.
The man with big ears nodded repeatedly, with an expression that I would never dare to lie to you old man.
At the same time, his mind was spinning rapidly, racking his brains to think of a way, how to send the two of them into Wanshou Mountain without anyone noticing.
It's just that his brain started to boil, but he still couldn't figure it out.
"Say, what's the matter, do you really want to enjoy it?"
He Xiaotian looked at the big-eared man lying on the sofa with cold sweat dripping from his forehead and urged.
Probably a little impatient for waiting, so he pouted at Brother Pingtou.
"Ride him!"
"okay!"
After finishing the words, Brother Pingtou once again stretched out his evil hand to grab the trouser leg of the man with big ears.
"Stop, stop, am I thinking about it? Give me some time, and I will definitely let the two of you get into it."
The wild boar demon king, who was usually arrogant and arrogant, burst into tears.
At the moment of life and death, it's not impossible to be cautious.
But letting a honey badger ride it is worse than death for a pig.
"Think? Let Xiao Pingtou hit you while you think about it slowly." Who is He Xiaotian? Take the wicked properly and never show mercy to any enemy. If the man with big ears was a female beast, he would definitely not be like this.
But who told you to be a hero! !
Treating men of the same sex is naturally cruel.
Anyway, it wasn't him who rode the pig,
But his little brother.
Brother Pingtou doesn't care, isn't there such a saying in the human world?
Since you can't resist, just enjoy it honestly.
He closed his eyes at the worst, and it will be spread that he just killed the wild boar, not the wild boar rode him.
The big-eared man yelled at his master and servant in his heart, the most despicable and shameless combination of human and beast in the world.
Don't give him a chance to stand up, otherwise he will definitely go all out to kill them himself.
Oh, right.
I almost forgot to get tattoos, and by the way, I sold them to a Japanese restaurant to make a feast of human body 丨 to make money.
"I thought of it! I thought of it!"
Brother Pingtou stopped in time and let the other party pull up his pants.
"Say."
He Xiaotian's expression was flat, but the man with big ears could already see a little impatient look in his eyes.
If it doesn't work out in the next second, the other party will ask for a tattoo artist.
"I tricked the demon in charge of the key out, so that the two of you can come in and out at will?"
Between the alien beast and protecting himself, the big-eared man chose to betray without hesitation.
"Hehe, that's a good way. But don't tell me, I need to let you go. Only after entering the Mountain of Beasts can I trick the other party out." He Xiaotian followed the big-eared man's words and continued.
"?!"
The wild boar demon king's eyes lit up when he heard this.
"Do you think so too?"
"I think you're thinking of farting! Flat head, go and call the best tattoo artist in Yangcheng. Today I want him to experience double happiness."
Brother Pingtou hurriedly nodded in response, of course it would be nice if he could not ride a pig, after all, this is not an honorable deed.
It's just that I'm a tattoo artist, I'm afraid I will change my career in the future.
"No, no. My mind is confused for a moment. Around Wanshou Mountain, the key can feel the breath of strange beasts. If it is seriously injured and dying, it will remind the controller that there are companions outside who need to be rescued."
The big-eared man went all out, and it was better to be seriously injured than to be ganged up by Xiaoping.
"There is such a function?!"
He Xiaotian muttered to himself, this space is amazing.
It is estimated that it is a measure to prevent seriously injured people from escaping to the door with great difficulty, but being unable to enter.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be too unfair to die?
"I remember Xiaopingtou said that you are the second strongest in Wanshou Mountain, but why the key is not in your hand."
"Heaven and earth conscience, I absolutely did not lie to you. When Leopard Spirit got the space, there was an old monster inside. I was actually the third strongest, but the old thing was exhausted and never made a move."
The man with big ears explained, but he withheld more information.
The strongest thing in Wanshou Mountain is the old guy. Don't look at the other party's weak appearance all day long, if you really want to fight, the big leader and the leopard spirit are no match for the other party.
"Okay, do as you said. If I think you might run away halfway, I will cut off your things and let you have a taste of yourself." He Xiaotian patted the big-eared man on the shoulder , said in a rather expectant tone.
Just listening in his ears, making him want to cry without tears.
Am I knocking! !
You bastard's routine, how come one set follows the other, and the ideas are more than one bug.
"Which direction is Wanshou Mountain at this time?"
He Xiaotian picked up the other party and asked, the man with big ears pointed to the southeast direction.
"Water Cave used to be a very famous tourist area, but after several energy tides came down. The number of tourists from all over the place decreased sharply, and most of them stayed at home and dared not go out. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, so we occupied it."
"I will enjoy it!" After the words fell, He Xiaotian disappeared in place with the two strange beasts in an instant.
"boom!!"
After the three of them left the private room, a group of armed men rushed in.
"Where are people?"
The sweeper who led the team glanced at the messy private room, frowned and said.
The waiter was poking around behind him, and he called all these people.
It has to be said that the scavengers in Yangcheng are fast enough.
In just a few minutes, he rushed over abruptly.
"Do you remember the appearance of the three people in the private room?"
"Remember, remember."
Seeing this, the captain said to one of the team members.
"Xiao Zhang, get him done."
"what?!"
Hearing this, the waiter froze in place.
I'm a good citizen who calls the police, why should I be dealt with?
"Relax, recall the appearance of the three of them in your mind." Xiao Zhang pressed the waiter's temples with both hands, and said softly.
"Oh well."
The next moment, the projections of He Xiaotian and others appeared in the air.
"Captain, it's them!"
The waiter stared at him, thinking that strange people and strange people are powerful enough.
"demon king?!"
The scavengers immediately recognized He Xiaotian, the mark on his chest was too obvious.
Of course, what really allowed them to determine their identity was the Pingtou brother standing aside.
The major cities in the north hated Wanshou Mountain so much that they naturally recorded some main strange beasts.
The same is true for the honey badger in the Hunyuan Realm.
It is worth mentioning that after the battle of Xigu Town.
Now young people all over the street are wearing pig masks and a hoodie with a gold X logo on them, claiming to be fashionable.
The shopkeeper who first sold a certain treasure made a lot of money.
Adjacent to the water hole is a forest park and a nature reserve.
Of course, don't talk about personal shadows now, not even ghost shadows.
"Shall I do it, or do you do it yourself?" He Xiaotian smiled and handed over the Liuli Jiedao in his hand, and the man with big ears flashed a bright light in his eyes when he saw this. But it was quickly covered by it, and he raised his arm.
"Let me come, if you hack me to death, you won't be able to attract the old thing. It doesn't matter if I die, and you deserve death if you delay your plan."
Brother Pingtou crossed his arms and sighed inwardly.
Give up struggling, the opportunities given to you by the big devil are all traps.
"poof"
A blade flashed, and blood spurted out. The man with big ears looked at the broken arm on the ground with a dull expression on his face.
Why are you doing it all of a sudden?
"puff!!"
In a daze, the other arm of the big-eared man flew into the sky.
"..."
Am I knocking!
"poof"
"???"
After chopping off both arms, he stabbed the knife into the chest again.
"You give me...wait..."
"Plop!"
The man with big ears fell to the ground on his back, his breath quickly weakened, he became half dead, and fell into a state of serious injuries.
The defenseless demon king is so vulnerable to the glass magic knife.
The old man who was preparing to execute the plan in the Mountain of Beasts suddenly turned his head and looked outside the mountain.
I saw the wild boar spirit, usually known as General Zhu, lying on the edge in a very miserable state.
Both arms were cut off by the sharp weapon, and the chest was pierced even more.
The blood flowed out like money, and quickly piled up into a big pool.
"This demon king whose pigskin is so thick that he can't cut it, will be injured? When will there be a strange person in the north who can severely damage the Three Flowers Realm? Forget it, you are lucky, you are more or less a good one." Essence and blood."
Based on the idea that mosquito legs are also considered meat, the old man floated a golden box in his hand.
Then the whole person seemed to be distorted, and flashed in the water hole.
"Is it dead?"
"Little... small..."
The man with big ears said weakly, intending to look up to the old man, and beware of He Xiaotian's sneak attack.
"It hurts so badly, don't talk."
He Xiaotian, who was hiding in the trees, was ready to start a sneak attack.
The gold box emerged, and the man with big ears was directly put into it.
"After pretending for so long, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief today. Leopard spirit, you are also worthy to become the old man's disciple? It's a pity that the batch of strange beasts he took away may not come back.
The end of seeking skin from a tiger, other than being devoured by a tiger, what else could it be. But the Shui Clan did me a great favor, if not for the leopard taking away half of the troops. I'm afraid the old man is still hesitating up to now, and he dare not make a move. "
After the words fell, the old man ran out of the gold box in his hand and threw it above his head.
As for him, an astonishing mutation occurred. When the skirt of his clothes was torn, a green grasshopper was reflected in the eyes of He Xiaotian who was hiding in the trees.
"hum"
The gold box was opened, and there was a thumb-sized mountain peak looming inside.
If you look carefully, there are all kinds of small and exquisite animals living on it.
"Refinement!"
The emerald green grasshopper yelled angrily, a red fire descended, and with a bang, a mountain peak the size of a thumb burned violently.
Without waiting for him to take a breath, he felt a chill all over his body.
A person emerged from the weeds under his feet.
"A mere grasshopper dares to be rampant?"
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