I Can See The Success Rate

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In the living room, it suddenly became quiet.

Mu Yier curled up in the sofa bedding, sleeping sweetly.

Di Qingqing glared at Bai Wu with gritted teeth. If eyes could kill, Bai Wu would have been killed by Di Qingqing's eyes many times now.

No, no, not just killing, but also killing five horses, even Bai Wu's corpse, which has to be chopped into clumps of minced meat.

"I said Di girl, please don't stare at me like that, okay?"

After Bai Wu finished speaking, he showed a 'shy' look and added: "I'll be embarrassed if you look at me like this!"

Di Qingqing still glared at Bai Wu fiercely.

"Yes, yes, I know, I know, I know I'm handsome and suave, I know I'm handsome, but Di girl, no matter what, you are a beautiful woman, so you can't care about your image , looking at me like I don't want to marry, I would really be shy!"

Bai Wu didn't blushed or was out of breath, he joked in a serious manner.

"Pooh……"

Di Qingqing couldn't bear it anymore, and spat out, "You are shameless!"

"How shameless I am, look at my neat white teeth!" Bai Wu grinned again, showing his neat white teeth towards Di Qingqing.

Di Qingqing: "..."

After being silent for a few seconds, Di Qingqing said in a cold voice: "Bai Wu, what did you just say? You said you are handsome?"

"Isn't he handsome?" Bai Wu asked.

"Handsome or not, don't you have any idea in your heart?" Di Qingqing asked in a cold voice.

"Ok……"

Bai Wu touched his face, pondered for a few seconds, raised his head, and said with emotion: "It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he didn't believe that I was inherited from his chromosomes. children."

Di Qingqing: "..."

"Later, in order to prove her Qin Bai, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. As a result, the doctor took off the quilt and looked at it and cried. He wiped his nose and said go back, this is not your son, neither is anyone's. No, humans can't give birth to such handsome children..."

Di Qingqing: "..."

"An intern nurse in the hospital came over and immediately found a box of red ink pads, printed my fingerprints, and spread out the coiled hair at once, and murmured to me: "The long hair is reserved for you." , if I don’t marry you in this life, I don’t cut my long hair, I’m an ancient Buddha with a green lamp, I’ll comb myself in my boudoir…”

Di Qingqing: "..."

"When I was fifteen years old, I didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I didn't go to school. When I was in kindergarten for a long time, I didn't dare to go. All the children, teachers and gardens in the kindergarten went crazy. The girl's kiss was swollen into a watermelon..."

Di Qingqing: "..."

"The CCTV Focus Talk program team came to interview me. The beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the little girl who was in charge of the transcript changed the Chinese into Italian and Spanish abruptly."

Di Qingqing: "..."

"The United Nations allocated a special fund to build a hiding place for me, located on the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas, there... I enjoyed the real quiet, the blue sky was so close to me, God was just within reach, although pure, But my heart is still jealous and bored."

Bai Wu said, showing a look of annoyance and annoyance, his face was not red, and he was not out of breath, he continued solemnly: "That day, I stood at the peak and shouted: I am not handsome! I am not handsome at all. And guess what?"

Di Qingqing: "..."

"As a result, the voice of God suddenly came from the sky: No, you are lying, you are lying!"

Di Qingqing: "..."

"Alas, when the world wants to be handsome and beautiful, I have been troubled by my handsomeness for decades. Life is really lonely as snow!" Bai Wu said with emotion.

Di Qingqing's delicate and beautiful face gradually turned red.

It is clear.

She was embarrassed by Bai Wu's words.

Blushing, clenching fists, clenching his teeth, he spat out tremblingly: "You, you...you, you, how, how can you be so shameless!"

"How many times have I said it, I have teeth!" Bai Wu showed his neat white teeth again.

"You, you...you, me, you, I..."

Di Qingqing didn't know what to say for a while, blushing and speechless for a while, and finally exhausted his last strength, and whispered to Bai Wu: "Despicable and shameless!"

"Thank you for the compliment!"

Bai Wu responded brilliantly.

"you you……"

Di Qingqing gritted his teeth in anger, then simply closed his eyes, hugging Mu Yier and ignoring Bai Wu.

"Hey, hey, I said Di Qingqing, you sleep as long as you sleep, can you be hugged by my daughter-in-law?"

Seeing Mu Yier and Di Qingqing hugging together, Bai Wu couldn't help but say.

Di Qingqing opened his eyes and glanced at Bai Wu, then closed his eyes again.

Not only that.

The body also leaned towards Mu Yi'er, and the two pressed against each other tightly.

Bai Wu: "..."

Shaking his head, he smiled angrily, Bai Wu also found a place on the sofa and sat down.

Soon, drowsiness struck.

After all, I worked all night last night.

In a daze, Bai Wu fell asleep.

There was silence in the living room.

I don't know how long it took.

Di Qingqing slowly opened her eyes, looked at Mu Yier who was sleeping, and then looked at Bai Wu who was also asleep not far away, her eyes were complicated.

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