I Can See The Success Rate

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last of the last.

Mu Yier still entrusted her former soul to sell.

However, the buyer this time was not someone else, but Bai Wu.

Then, Bai Wu threw the management rights of the company into Mu Yier's hands, and also threw the two upstream supply studios into Mu Yier's hands.

Cough cough!

Bai Wu is here, and he must clarify a little.

It's not that I'm lazy and don't want to manage these companies.

joke!

Hard-working, optimistic, positive, sunny, kind and upright people like myself are rare in the world, right?

The reason why I threw the two studios into Mu Yi'er's hands is because I feel that Mu Yi'er has the talent of a domineering female president!

Uh-huh!

That's right!

"I'm here to exercise Yier, I'm definitely not lazy!"

0%!

After dealing with the problems of the two studios and the company, it was already two or three o'clock in the afternoon.

Drive, take Mu Yier, and go home.

on the way home.

Inside the car, 790 was quiet.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Mu Yier kept her head down all the way, didn't speak, and didn't know what she was thinking.

"Yi'er, what are you thinking?" Bai Wu suddenly became curious and asked.

"No, no... nothing..."

Mu Yier raised her head and glanced at Bai Wu, her face flushed slightly, and she hurriedly shook her head, looking guilt-free and shy.

"Well, there is a problem!"

Bai Wu rolled his eyes, took a detour, and said, "Yi'er, there's nothing to do right now, let me tell you a joke!"

"Okay, okay!" Mu Yier nodded obediently.

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Ming. He was a person who liked to watch the fun. One day, he heard that there was a fire in the West Alley, so he hurried to the West Alley to watch the fun. Together, no matter how much he squeezes, he won't be able to squeeze in!"

Bai Wu paused for a while, then said again:

"At this time, he suddenly heard someone sigh with emotion: 'It's all burned like this, it's really pitiful!' This made Xiao Ming even more curious. At this time, he thought about it and suddenly had an idea. He shouted loudly: 'I am the relatives and friends of the deceased, please let everyone, let us!'"

"This time, Xiao Ming finally managed to squeeze in, and everyone was shocked, staring at him, he squeezed in, but when he saw it, Xiao Ming was dumbfounded. It turned out that it was a pig who was burned to death. !"

"puff!!!"

Mu Yier laughed outright.

Seeing Mu Yi'er's smile, Bai Wu's heart was touched.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!

It's so beautiful!

Oops!

It's a heartwarming feeling!

"another one!"

Bai Wu went on to say: "One day, Xiao Ming and his friends were playing football, and the ball fell into a pit. After all of their efforts, they couldn't get the ball out of the pit. At this time, they stood silent. Xiao Ming, who was silent, suddenly suggested everyone to pee in the pit together, and finally the ball finally floated up."

"Under the admiration of the crowd, Xiao Ming said to everyone earnestly: 'Be calm and use your brains!'"

"The next day we played football together, but Xiaoming fell into the pit..."

"Hahahahaha!"

Mu Yier hugged her belly and was about to come out laughing.

Bai Wu chased after the victory and spoke again: "One more! On Xiao Ming's wedding day..."

Mu Yier: "..."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"

Mu Yier blushed and waved suddenly, interrupting Bai Wu's story.

"What's wrong?" Bai Wu wondered.

"Why is it always Xiao Ming, so you can't change someone!" Mu Yier said angrily.

"Okay, okay, since my family's Yier has spoken, then of course change it!"

Bai Wu nodded without hesitation, thought for a second, and said, "Xiaogang's wedding day..."

Mu Yier: "..."

"What's wrong, Yier, don't you like the name Xiaogang?" Bai Wu asked.

"Go ahead!" Mu Yier gave Bai Wu an angry look and said.

"Then I will continue!"

Bai Wu went on to say: "On the day of Xiaogang's wedding, he asked his father how to have a baby. His father said: Use the hardest part of your body to hit the place where a woman urinates!"

"Ah!!!!"

Mu Yi'er's face flushed suddenly, and she screamed shyly.

Bai Wu acted as if nothing had happened, and continued, "Then, Xiao Ming, cough, no no no, Xiao Gang, it should be Xiao Gang, then, Xiao Gang and his wife entered the bridal chamber, not long after. , I only heard a woman's scream and a 'bang' from the room."

"Xiaogang's parents were in a hurry. They ran into the room and saw that Xiaoming smashed the toilet lid with his head!"

The voice fell.

inside the car.

Suddenly quiet.

one second.

two seconds.

Three seconds.

After three seconds.

Mu Yier's hilarious laughter sounded.

...

In this way, amid the laughter and laughter, the two of them went back to the villa all the way.

"Bai Wu, how did you know about Jiajia, her, her, and ninety, ninety-seven men..." Mu Yier's laughter gradually stopped, and she suddenly asked.

"So that's what I said!"

Hearing Mu Yi'er's question, Bai Wu let out a deep breath in his heart.

Along the way, Mu Yier lowered her head in silence. Bai Wu thought that something had happened. It turned out that she was thinking about it.

Bai Wu smiled mysteriously at Mu Yi'er and said, "I figured it out!"

"It worked out!?" Mu Yi'er pouted, her face full of suspicion.

"Oh, don't you believe me? It seems like I'm going to do my old job!"

Bai Wu murmured in his heart: "Is Yi'er wearing flesh-colored underwear today?"

0%!

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some analysis.

After ten seconds.

Bai Wu suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Yi'er, I just did the math. What you are wearing today is a black silk hood, right?"

Mu Yier: "!"

"And then, what I wear below is also with black lei silk, right?" Bai Wu said confidently.

Mu Yier: "!!"

After speaking, Bai Wu stared at Mu Yi'er with bright eyes, looking forward to Mu Yi'er's shocked expression.

but.

The fact was beyond Bai Wu's expectations.

"Tooth ah ah ah ah!"

Mu Yi'er screamed in shame: "Stinky Bai Wu! You stinky bastard! You peeked at me to change my underwear! And told me that you figured it out!"

Bai Wu: "..."

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