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"There's a new joke!"

"You have been shot down by fish-men, and now the update is that Little Pit Dragon has been scared to tears by junior Bai Chen!"

"Hahahaha, the dignified mirage dragon prince was scared to tears!"

"This little dragon is so funny."

"You can't even hold yourself back from such a small scene."

"It really looked like we were going to dissect it."

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing."

The wild laughter of the teachers and students of Mist and Rain College was like a sharp awl pricking the little Pilong's heart with holes in it.

The two-legged beast that killed a thousand swords, the two-legged beast that was heinous, actually used such despicable means to make it cry.

"You guys are shameless!"

Little Pilong was so angry that these wanton laughter broke his heart and intestines more than the scalpel in Bai Chen's hand.

"Shameless?"

"Little Pit Dragon, do you know that our Eastern Earth Psionics Association has special management regulations for you stowaways from aliens?"

Bai Chen's voice reached the genius center where Wu Qingmei was.

Old Huang and the two Huang looked at each other, do you have this thing?

How come they don't know?

The laughter of teachers and students stopped.

Everyone in the Bear bomber stared at the big screen with wide eyes and unblinking eyes.

They wanted to see how Bai Chen deceived this little dragon.

"Article 1 of the Regulations, collection of biological data!"

"Relevant samples need to be collected from stowaways like you and formally registered as identification IDs."

Bai Chen made a trick with the scalpel, aiming the tip of the scalpel at the slender horns of the little fart dragon.

"The dragon horn has your essence, blood, and spiritual energy fluctuations."

The little fart dragon waved its front paws and tried to cover its horns. Unfortunately, the claws were too short, and the head was fixed to the dissection table.

No matter how it dances, it can never hide its crystal clear dragon horns like green jade.

"One-horned dragon, it doesn't look good or sound good."

Before Little Fart Dragon could take a breath, Bai Chen's knife tip slowly pointed downwards at its dragon body.

"It's okay to cut off some scales. Anyway, missing a few scales will only make you bald, and there will be no other side effects."

The little Pilong was panicking to death.

It kept shaking its head to prove that it was determined to die as a bald dragon.

"Of course, if you don't want to remove the scales and horns, you can also draw blood."

Click, the console opens automatically.

Mo Qianxing took out a syringe that was about twice as thick as Xiaofulong's body.

"If this pipe is pulled out, I'm afraid it will turn into a dragon."

Look at the needle thicker than its dragon horn.

Xiao Pilong's eyes were full of horror.

This world is too dangerous, and the two-legged beasts in this world are so crazy. How could there be such a terrifying thing?

"There is also the simplest way."

Zuo Miao picked up the big iron stick.

"Punch out your dragon poop, it can also be used as a sample for biological data collection."

Duang, duang, duang.

The big iron rod passed by the little dragon's body.

"Wow!~~~"

The little fart dragon howled loudly.

Zuo Miao threw a stack of paper towels directly into Xiaopilong's face.

Soon, the white paper towel turned into evil color under the influence of green dragon tears.

"My dear, the weight of these dragon tears is enough to analyze why it has been a useless dragon in a maternal state for hundreds of years."

Lanxing Baichen was extremely satisfied.

"alright."

The little dragon suddenly stopped crying.

"Do you know where the aircraft you are now on came from?"

Bai Chen said lightly.

Little Pilong shook his head subconsciously.

"Before you, there was a pirate group called the Seven."

"These seven people think they have good brains and plot against us in the name of Moon Worshiping Angel Butterfly."

"The result is that their car belongs to us, and they are now locked in a cave nearby, serving as calculation machines for Morde's senses."

"Why don't they feel anything? They work from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. six days a week, seven days a week. With such intensity, they have no sense of anything in the world except mathematical calculations."

Little Pilong shivered subconsciously.

The calculation tool man of 996?

Oh my god.

He eats and sleeps all day long. After sleeping and eating, it is really hard to imagine what kind of working state this is.

"And you!"

Zuo Miao glared at Xiaopilong fiercely.

"We summoned two thousand fishmen to cause trouble!"

"It seriously damaged our fish fry environment."

"As soon as he arrived on the island, he mentally controlled the bald senior and the foodie senior, making them both green and green. It seriously hurt their feelings and the image of Misty Rain Academy!"

She swung the big iron rod hard.

"Then they robbed our five-color dragon eggs and ate a whole black dragon egg on the spot!"

"And it caused huge damage to our trophy, the Snake-5 aircraft."

"Tell me, how should we deal with troublemaking little dragons like you who have been smuggled in from the alien world?"

The little fart dragon shivered.

"But, we Earthlings are very reasonable."

Mo Qianxing pushed the bill typed by Sally in front of Xiaopilong in unison.

"Click your paw."

The little fart dragon couldn't help but shake his head, and clenched his four claws tightly.

Bai Chen didn't want to talk to Xiaopi Long, so he directly picked up the needle.

The little Pit Dragon stretched out his right front paw in frustration.

Initiative leaves its mark on the bill.

"Given the fact that you owe us forty million."

"Before paying off this money, you must work for us."

Zuo Miao said expressionlessly.

"I don't want to be a 996, I don't want to be a tool man."

Little Fart Dragon said loudly.

"To be a tool man? You wish. If you are not a top-ranking student with a score in advanced mathematics in the top 5% of the grade, what qualifications do you have to be a tool man?"

"A useless dragon like you is only worthy of brushing dragon eggs."

Hearing the arrangement that Bai Chen had prepared long ago.

Little Fart Dragon was in a trance for a moment. It was hit by the big pie that fell from the sky and its soul left its body. It was floating in the air.

"Brush dragon eggs?"

"Two-legged beasts actually let me brush dragon eggs?"

"These two-legged beasts are probably the stupidest bunch of fools in the world."

As long as it can get close to the dragon egg, it can secretly absorb the dragon essence in the dragon egg while the surface of the dragon egg is intact.

The task that Bai Chen gave it was simply the best job in the world.

If I had known that the two-legged beast in front of me was so stupid, I would have used brushing dragon eggs to improve its strength.

The little dragon didn't even need to summon the army of fishmen, he had already taken the initiative to come to the door to sign up for the dragon egg.

"From now on, the task of brushing dragon eggs will be handed over to you."

The little dragon nodded like pounding garlic.

The look he gave Bai Chen was as if he was looking at the world's biggest sucker.

"Bring the dragon eggs here directly after brushing, and feed Sally five five-colored dragon eggs at a time, understand?"

The little dragon's mouth opened wide.

What the two-legged beast said before was actually true?

The two-legged beast leader in front of him actually fed the chickens, crabs and chickens with five-colored dragon eggs?

The little dragon's saliva dripped.

Five at a time, it can get five oils for brushing dragon eggs once.

Five times the harvest, five times the happiness.

Suddenly, the little dragon felt that the two-legged beast in front of him was not so hateful.

"How did the dragon die?"

"The dragon died of stupidity!"

"Want to take advantage of Bai Chen?"

"I can only wish this little dragon good luck."

Ximen Fuyun shook his head.

It seems that this little dragon will never be able to escape from Bai Chen's palm.