I can summon myself

Lao Huang and Er Huang had no way to connect the old witch with a Mediterranean afro and a white coat, who drank several kilograms of god-level essence but could not break through the shackles of the awakener and become the controller, with the second uncle of Cthulhu, the golden and quasi-mythical title holder of the Heavenly Dao.

"In ancient times, there were photo frauds, and now there are Heavenly Dao frauds under fake credit cards."

"How can technical matters be called frauds?"

"The truth module absolutely speaks the truth."

"The faith module is absolutely the deepest faith of living beings."

"All the information is true and conforms to the basic rules of the earth that the Heavenly Dao cannot be deceived and the God cannot be deceived."

"It's nothing more than fooling the Heavenly Dao module to make the Heavenly Dao make a wrong judgment when translating the information."

"This is a communication bug between different civilizations and different systems, and it is definitely not a deliberate deception of the Heavenly Dao."

The serious sophistry of the bald senior, the son of the plane certified by the Heavenly Dao, made Lao Huang and Er Huang laugh.

"A sixth-level awakener, the Son of the Plane?"

"Or the one certified by the Heavenly Dao?"

"Wang Botang, where's your face?"

The bald senior laughed: "Uncle Lao Huang, Uncle Er Huang, if I only look at the title, can I scare you?"

Lao Huang and Er Huang looked at Bai Chen.

Bai Chen smiled and said: "I am testing the compatibility of the fake credit card with the Heavenly Dao of our Earth. Well, whether it can scare people is also one of the test items."

Lao Huang laughed: "If you remove the funny names of these funny titles, they are a bit scary at first glance, but if you calm down and feel them carefully, there are still quite a few details between these titles and the real legendary titles."

"It's unlikely that you can scare people with these current titles."

The bald senior took out his wallet like a bereaved mother.

"Junior Bai Chen, I thought you were being modest, but I didn't know that you really can't scare people now. It's a big loss."

Zuo Miao happily accepted the small amount of money offered by Wang Botang.

Bai Chen spread his hands: "I have said that the function of the fake letter card is fine, but according to the heavenly way of the earth, the parameters should be further adjusted so as to better localize and integrate with the heavenly way."

Old Huang and Er Huang looked at each other, um, localization.

They found the highlight.

But think about it, there is no such magical technology that can deceive the heavenly way in the East.

"Brother, why send the fishman over?"

"With the fake letter card, I am willing to take a stroll in the Arctic Circle."

Wang Botang volunteered and personally experienced the power of the fake letter card. As long as Bai Chen completes the localization and debugging, he can run to the ancient god on the other side of the Arctic Circle with confidence.

"I am willing to do it too."

"Count me in."

The senior management of the college volunteered one after another.

Everyone had a sense of confidence that with Bai Chen's fake letter card in hand, he could deceive the heavenly way, let alone the ancient god.

Bai Chen shook his head and refused: "We humans are not suitable."

"Why? Because fish people have three good qualities."

Wang Botang's face became serious, and he quickly took out his small notebook and sat upright to listen to the class.

Wu Laoguai, the senior management of the academy, Lao Huang, Er Huang, and Wu Qingmei also listened attentively.

When everyone was ready.

Bai Chen began to popularize science for them.

"First, the history of fishmen is long. Their scientific name is Deep Divers, and they can be traced back to the first psychic era of the earth three or four billion years ago."

"As one of the few Old Ones who have kept up with environmental changes, fishmen have always been one of the most common creatures in the deep ocean, no matter how time flies or how the years change."

"In comparison, we humans have only been around for more than 200,000 years. In the four billion years of history of the earth, we are the newest among the new."

"From the perspective of the ancient gods, the familiar fishmen will not make them too vigilant, and even if we humans have the help of fake credit cards, they are still emerging life forms that need to be paid special attention to."

The teachers and students suddenly realized, and Wu Qingmei and Lao Huang Erhuang also nodded in realization.

Yes, what Bai Chen said is absolutely correct.

The ancient gods know the Walalala fishmen, who are also Old Ones.

But for the current overlords of the earth, humans, they are obviously very unfamiliar.

The tool fishmen have the advantage of being familiar.

"Second, that is from the perspective of truth and faith."

"Although the ideals of the fishmen are all kinds of strange, and their beliefs are also illogical, we can use alcohol to catalyze those fishmen who are highly sensitive and dependent on alcohol into alcoholic fishmen whose ideals are drinking and whose beliefs are also drinking. After drinking this glass of alcohol, they don't know how many eyes the fishmen have."

Everyone suddenly thought of the ancient city under the sea. After a few sips of yellow soup, the fishmen shouted "this way sir" and even told the color of their king's underwear like a bamboo tube pouring beans.

"Great!"

"If we want to unify the ideals and beliefs of mankind, let alone whether we can do it, the time required is far beyond our limit. But fishmen, one can of alcohol is not enough, so let's have another can. After drinking the yellow soup, no matter what ideals and beliefs the fishmen had before, they will become alcoholics."

"Such a group of staunch alcoholics, neither the Heavenly Dao nor the Ancient Gods can find the flaws in their beliefs, so we can maximize the function of the fake letter card, because from the perspective of ideals and beliefs, these creatures with only alcohol in their minds are definitely the most staunch alcohol fanatics."

Humans are different. Even if the goals are the same, everyone's ideals and beliefs cannot be as pure as the alcoholic fish-people.

Everyone looked at Bai Chen with admiration.

He was able to identify the fish-people among the vast number of targets at the first time, and he was able to extend the function of alcohol on the fish-people to the fake letter card.

Bai Chen is really amazing.

"The third point is the hard power of the fishmen themselves."

"Billions of years of evolution have made them perfectly adapted to the deep ocean."

"They can reach a maximum speed of 700 kilometers per hour underwater, with almost endless endurance, and a body that is much larger than a human has a very high load-bearing capacity."

"The reaction and agility are among the best in the deep ocean."

"Even the dragons in the deep ocean are reluctant to provoke a complete team of fishmen migrating in the ocean."

"It can be said that they have speed, endurance, combat effectiveness, and deterrence, and they are the best detection tools."

The teachers and students nodded continuously.

"Yes, that's right."

"Mercemen are indeed more suitable for a trip to the Arctic Circle than us."

"Mercemen have three good points, as expected!"

Bai Chen smiled slightly: "Now I will continue to assign tasks."

"Testing team, continue to test and improve the fake letter card, so that the fake letter card is completely in line with the laws of nature on Earth."

"Fishing team, use the surrounding merman information provided by the No. 5 Deep Ocean Market to catch some mermen who are highly sensitive to alcohol."

"Logistics team, prepare to brew the special edition alcohol needed by the mermen. I will pass on the formula of the god-level essence alcohol to you. The alcohol made with the god-level essence of the underwater ancient city can make the mermen contaminated with the breath of the ancient god on the other side of the underwater ancient city. Even if they are discovered by the ancient god of the Arctic Circle, the ancient god of the Arctic Circle will also put the account on their colleagues in the underwater ancient city."

"Hehehehe."

The teachers and students of Yanyu College laughed tacitly.