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"Junior brother, you have greatly overestimated our Misty Rain Academy. Even the strongest flower, bird, fish and insect department cannot reach the second-rate in the East. To be precise, it is the second-rate in the Jiangnan region. If you look at the entire East, it will be good." Zuo Miao sent a private message to correct him: "This is what my father Zuo Guang asked me to say. He is embarrassed to correct you."

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Bai Chen's mouth twitched.

"If you don't believe it, a second-rate local college in the East cannot be so strong!"

Nuwa didn't believe what Bai Chen said.

Bai Chen thought for a while and decided to come up with his trump card: "Old Monster Wu is one of the founders of the academy."

"Now I believe it, your Yanyu College must be a scumbag college!"

Before the live broadcast, the old man Wu was full of blood.

The teachers and students looked at their old principal with strange eyes and kept whispering.

"I thought Boss Bai Chen would have to spend a long time and very hard to convince Nuwa that Yanyu Academy is a weakling."

"I didn't expect that when Frankenstein's name was mentioned, the man-made god of Mars would believe him without hesitation."

"The college founded by the scumbag must be a scumbag college. Logically speaking, I should feel offended, but why do I want to laugh?"

"It's true that my ex-girlfriend has more trumpets than Nuwa, but it would be too much not to pass on such a powerful ability to us."

"Yes, under the leadership of junior Bai Chen, Mist and Rain College has become stronger and soared into the sky, but why have the number of singles like us in Mist and Rain College increased?"

"Strongly requesting winners in life like the old principal to impart relevant experience on how to become a scumbag!!!"

The old witch's face turned red: "Stop being crooked, this Nuwa is an artificial retard, just like Elder Tang, the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty in the East, and his wife, the king, discovered that the price of pork in the world of Journey to the West has risen sharply, and decided to send The second senior brother bred the sows. As a result, the online boxing AI on the earth captured the keyword "fertility" and punished Elder Tang for his behavior that hindered the postpartum care of the sows. "

"I, the old witch, have been doing everything in my life. Do I need the guidance of the artificial goddess Nuwa created by the Martian guy in the big blue sky world?"

Bai Chen's mouth twitched even more fiercely.

Inside the extinct volcano, Wu Qingmei and other genius center bosses at the Martian mahjong table also had indescribably weird expressions.

Admittedly, Nuwa felt that it was a bit excessive to deduce that the Misty Rain Academy founded by the scumbag was also a scumbag because of the poor character of the old weirdo.

But it’s not like Wu Laoguai lost his mind and compared the postpartum care between himself and the sow.

"What the boss means is that even if he is the second senior brother in heat, he has nothing to do with Nuwa, the alien god-creator!"

"Bai Chen, give me the information of the speaker above!"

As soon as the old monster Wu said this, the teachers and students of Yanyu College chose to go offline one after another.

Then, countless anonymous tourists instantly appeared in the Ancient God client.

Bai Chen took a sip of happy water: "It's true that Yanyu Academy is not strong. Now it's your turn to talk about Mars."

Nuwa controlled Tai Chi 888 to move in front of Bai Chen and turned on the projection of Mars.

It is different from the planet before the age of psychic energy, which was orange-red due to iron oxide. The Mars projected by Nuwa turned out to be the same as the Earth, with a white atmosphere and blue ocean.

What surprised Bai Chen and the teachers and students of Yanyu College even more was the volume that Nuwa had deliberately marked.

Similar to the earth that has been expanded by psychic energy, the volume of Mars is actually fourteen times that of before the era of psychic energy, and is even at least twice the size of the earth before the era of psychic energy.

"Is this really Mars?"

The old monster Wu took a breath of cold air.

"This is only data from three hundred years ago. The appearance of Mars has not been updated since then. However, I heard from the Martians at the alien headquarters that the current Mars is far from the most ideal version. With the help of the rock tribe inside the galaxy, Using planetary raw materials obtained through channels, as well as water, air and other resources collected through various worlds, the ideal Mars should be a super giant with a radius of more than 100,000 kilometers. "

Nuwa's statement made the teachers and students of Yanyu College suddenly become serious.

The old man Wu and others even took out pen and paper and began to calculate how terrifying the "Mars" with a radius of 100,000 kilometers was.

Bai Chen played with the bottle cap of Happy Water: "Stack it to a radius of 100,000 kilometers? Do Martians have such technology? I think it is probably the stone people of the Rock Tribe who have such advanced brick-moving abilities."

"Yes, they are from the Rock Tribe."

Nuwa confirmed Bai Chen's judgment.

"I accept your statement that Yanyu Academy is not strong, but I don't think that a second-rate academy in the East can do everything you have done now. So based on the principle of exchanging information, you should tell me why you can do this. a little."

Bai Chen snapped his fingers.

The portal to the brain control hall opened again.

The statue suture monster, the little native dog, and a little fart dragon Ao Twelve with five claws and gray-white dragon eyes riding on the little native dog came to Nuwa one after another.

"Ancient God? Or two ancient gods?"

"There is also a five-clawed dragon king with weird psychic attributes?"

Tai Chi 888's electronics couldn't help but sweep over the two gods and one dog.

"Speaking of which, this is the power of love."

"Yes, the old wizard has not only slept with humans, but also with real Eastern dragons."

Bai Chen made up a story every time he opened his mouth.

The teachers and students before the live broadcast looked at their old principal. However, they found that the old wizard not only showed no signs of exploding and spiraling upward into the sky.

Instead, it was as if the actor was possessed by him, with his chest raised and his head raised with a proud look on his face.

"That's right, the dragon knight Wu is here."

The teachers and students completely bowed to the shamelessness of their old principal.

Miss Long, the new member of the academy, has wide eyes.

If she hadn't found even a hint of the Eastern Earth Dragon Clan's companion in the old monster Wu, judging from his current expression and his numerous achievements in the past tense, she would have really believed Bai Chen's serious nonsense. Eight ways.

"For a race like the Eastern Earth Dragon Clan, it is commonplace for hundreds of years to pass by just sleeping."

"This is the situation in our academy. In the early years before the academy was established, the old monster Wu met his friends from the dragon clan. Hundreds of years passed after they got to know each other deeply."

"The senior Dongtu Dragon Clan returned to the East to talk to Old Monster Wu to reminisce about the past. He found that not only did Old Monster Wu become the controller, but even the Misty Rain Academy he founded was a second- and third-rate unknown local college, so he decided to pull the pillow. With the help of others, I invested some resources into Misty Rain Academy.”

"And by coincidence, we took this opportunity to work together to make some big news."

"As a result, it was known to other past tenses."

"I found out that my ex-boyfriend became a prostitute, and coupled with the old wizard's proficient skills in picking up girls, the past tense became the present again."

Bai Chen said as he took out a few small blue pills.

"Relying on this "secret weapon", the old wizard not only was not sucked dry, but also killed three times and five times, and obtained a lot of resources from the incumbents."

Tai Chi 888 took one pill and swallowed it in one gulp under the stunned gazes of teachers and students.

"That's right, it's a powerful piling potion!"

"The old wizard must have used these resources to recruit you!"

Nuwa thought.

Bai Chen smiled slightly: "Now it's time to talk about the social structure of Mars."