I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 231

"This proposal is very good, right? But don't worry, my requirements are not high. You can protect me to the tenth place. I won't ask for more. When the time comes, I will jump off the stage by myself."

Lin Li, who is handsome and kind-hearted, said to Bai Zhan very considerately.

I am not a devil, so why would I make some embarrassing requests?

It seemed that Bai Zhan hadn't realized it until now, the corners of his mouth began to twitch crazily, he felt the casualness and threat of Lin Li's attitude, and the angry emotion gradually became clear on his face:

"You're dreaming of your spring and autumn dream! Eat your ass! It's absolutely impossible for me, Bai Zhan, to agree to such a humiliating request!"

"You want me to be the first one out, right? I'm sorry, I have my own followers, and they will follow me to the death..." Bai Zhan pointed at the people who surrounded him from the very beginning, excited in Lin Li's voice shouted.

"Then what, interrupt," Lin Li said, looking at Bai Zhan sincerely, "I just checked your eyes for you, the people around you rolled their eyes when I said I would be the first to kick you off the stage Brighter than a night pearl.

Most of them are twenty-five boys, you'd better not trust them. "

Bai Zhan: "..."

Interrupted by these words, his emotions suddenly became incoherent, he opened and closed his mouth a few times, and finally found his tune:

It doesn't matter what the hell, what's important now is that instead of this, it's better for the forty-nine of us to expel you first! "

"Yes, I choose Bai Zhan."

"Bai Zhan is what everyone expects!"

The younger brother next to Bai Zhan immediately agreed after hearing the words, expressing his loyalty.

"Hiss—that's fine too." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

"All students, listen to me!"

Bai Zhan stopped looking at Lin Li, and said loudly to the others present:

"For the rest of his years, he has only relied on a chance technique to win so far..."

Bai Zhan has done his homework and knows Lin Li's origin and the conversation that took place at the gate of the city.

"It's true that he doesn't know how to crack his "eye exercises", but I have a way to deal with it. I carry two teaching aids "hanging beam" and "needle for the thigh" to break the imprisonment of the soul and obtain sobriety. "

It seems that this is the way Bai Zhan said before.

"Can it be used by everyone?" Someone asked expectantly.

"...No, it can only be used by one person." Bai Zhan replied after silence.

Seeing that everyone's eyes changed again, Bai Zhan just said: "Everyone, don't forget that he has only one person for the rest of the year. That is to say, as long as we attack him together, he can only replace one at most, and if he is just unconscious, it doesn't count. Bureau.

Then I, Bai Zhan, swear here, for the person whose soul has been imprisoned for the rest of the year, I will guarantee you to be in the top 20, and I will personally compensate you with a set of low-level exercises of the mysterious rank! "

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes lit up.

Especially those whose strength is already at the bottom of the fifty people, this is a bloody business.

Under the instigation of Bai Zhan's words, everyone's eyes on Lin Li changed again, from "don't choose me" at the beginning to "come and see me".

Looking at the people who seemed to have reached an agreement, and who became more and more excited as they talked, Lin Li frowned.

I just wanted to be lazy, so why did I become the Great Demon King?

Besides, he was a little confused - who the hell said that "eye exercises" can only be aimed at one person at a time? Why doesn't the user know about it?

...

"The competition system of the final melee is indeed very interesting. I am looking forward to it just by listening to your conversation before the competition. I plan to promote the teacher who came up with this competition system to a professional title as a testament to his whimsical ideas." excitation!"

The host, Erhun, said with a smile after listening to the whole process.

Afterwards, Erhun tapped the gong hanging next to him with a mallet, and said loudly to the whole square:

"Now, I declare that the final melee will begin!"

The field was immediately divided into two sides.

Lin Li was on one side, and Bai Zhan was on the other side of the forty-nine people.

"Eye Exercises". Scratching his head, Lin Li uttered the nightmare words in the eyes of the person who had fought against him.

"Eye exercises, start~"

"Close your eyes."

The "Disciplinary Committee" made its debut. This time, everyone was not afraid, but full of anticipation. What's more, they rushed up to the Disciplinary Committee: "I didn't close my eyes, imprison me!"

Then he shouted righteously to the people behind: "I will sacrifice myself and defeat Yu Nian. I will leave it to you. Don't miss me!"

The person following behind: "..."

Bi let you install it, right?

"Remember my name and ignore this man."

"Remember me, remember me, I'm called Puergen!"

"Don't bother with you guys, brother Xuying, my name is best remembered, Taiyi, with few strokes, it's the most convenient to remember me!"

Several people seemed to start arguing about this.

"Disciplinary Committee" Xu Ying coldly glanced at the crowd rushing towards him, and said indifferently and without emotion: "I didn't even close my eyes, seriously remember the name once."

When the figure bowed his head and began to write, the person rushing to the front said excitedly:

"My soul has already been imprisoned, I have been selected! The twentieth place is mine!"

"You fart, I'm the chosen one, you kid won't pretend to be comatose to cheat the exercises later, right?"

"Wait, I seem to be imprisoned too..."

"I also……"

Everyone immediately realized that something was wrong, they looked at each other, seeing the real pain on each other's faces, the excitement began to disappear, and turned into shock, they turned their heads and shouted loudly to Bai Zhan:

"This is not a single exercise, but a group exercise!"

Everyone's expressions froze, but Lin Li yawned.

"It's not a big problem. He is responsible for catching the phantom of the loophole. There is only one of us. There are so many of us that he can't attack him. Take this opportunity and let's attack together!" After all, Bai Zhan is still a genius of New Oriental, and he immediately saw A possible way to break the game.

"That's right, let's hurry up! Xu Ying is really still remembering their names with his head down!"

"Quick move!"

"What is 4396 times 7?"

"What's next after Xiehouyu took off his pants and farted? What is the tortoise's day reading?"

"What's black in English? What about black people?"

...

A series of exercise questions were locked on Lin Li.

Sensing the attack, Lin Li didn't rush to answer the question, but smiled at them and said, "I didn't say that there can only be one "disciplinary committee member"? "

Everyone was shocked.

I saw Lin Li took out the brooch, said "give me strength" in his mouth, and then began to repeat the words ""eye exercises"" over and over again.

And after every "eye exercise", a figure will appear on the field.

Soon, fifty "disciplinary committee members" appeared on the stage, one for each, standing in front of each opponent, and one more, at a loss, floated on Lin Li's head.

"..."

All the people present fell into silence tacitly.

No, buddy, forget about your group skills, why is there no upper limit on the number of phantoms...

There is no need for such rain and dew, right?

"I didn't close my eyes, and seriously remembered my name once."

Forty-nine disciplinary committee members said the same thing in unison, which sounded very imposing.

There was no chance of fluke anymore, and everyone immediately closed their eyes.

"Oh, I'm so tired. I've almost used up all my hole cards." Lin Li sat on the ground weakly, panting heavily.

——It’s all pretense.

The consumption of these academic abilities is nothing more than a drop in the bucket for a strong "high school student" like him.

Taking out the brooch is just a trick to make Erhun and others think that they can do this step only with the help of the brooch.

Everyone's offensive is still there, but Lin Li is not in a hurry. He has enough time to answer the questions - after his education has increased, this time has increased, and these people can't even persist until the second quarter begins.

Everyone on the field was stunned.

They thought it would be a hearty battle that would benefit them for the rest of their lives after watching it, but who the hell would have thought that everyone would get together to do eye exercises! The worst thing is that no one can do it, so they can only close their eyes.

There is no ornamental at all!

However, there were still changes on the field. Some people tried to fight back and continued to attack Lin Li, but Lin Li chose not to answer this kind of thing;

There are also people who have mastered the Shunfa type of exercises, but because they cannot open their eyes and there are too many people around, it is difficult to lock Lin Li.

As for Bai Zhan, facing the lock of the phantom, he had already deduced it.

With his eyes closed, he took out a rope from the interspatial ring and tied it around his neck, then took out a steel awl, hesitated for a moment, then looked ruthless, and stuck it forcefully on his butt.

But after feeling it for a while, and finding that his imprisoned soul hadn't improved, he looked a little terrified, and couldn't help asking:

"Why are these two tutorials useless at all!?"

Lin Li found that the matter was not simple. He pinched his chin and thought for a while, then asked tentatively:

"Bai Zhan, what avenue are you cultivating?"

"Double majoring in mathematics and science!" Although the situation was very embarrassing, Bai Zhan still said with great momentum, "Why are you asking this hypocritically now? Are you humiliating me?"

"Understood." Lin Li nodded in relief, and then kindly explained to Bai Zhan:

"Teaching aids should be useful, but you are using them wrongly.

For your two teaching aids, the rope should be tied to the hair, and the awl should be inserted into the thigh.

The roll king who created them should practice the "Language Dao". The "head" refers to the hair, not the neck, and the "stock" refers to the thighs, let alone the buttocks.

You are tied around the neck and inserted into the buttocks. The picture gives people the illusion that after being insulted, you are about to hang yourself. "

Lin Li shook his head.

The audience on the sidelines couldn't help laughing after hearing Lin Li's explanation.

Among them, scholars who majored in "Chinese Avenue", and those who had studied related content, also began to explain to others why Lin Li said that.

Bai Zhan: "..."

shameful.

Forget about coma.

But the desire for victory instantly overwhelmed this decadent thought, thinking that he had the chance of winning, right? Also deliberately tell yourself how to use the teaching assistant? When I win, you see how I humiliate you!

Bai Zhan silently pulled out the steel awl stuck in his buttocks, ready to insert it into his thigh to liberate his soul.

"Where are my things?"

Bai Zhan's expression suddenly turned pale - he found that the things in his hand had been dragged away by others.

He opened his eyes in panic, wanting to see who was so courageous, but he only saw Lin Li overlapping with the phantom.

"I didn't close my eyes, and seriously remembered the name once." Xu Ying said.

"Stupid." Lin Li said.

...

After two eight beats, Lin Li was the only sober person left in the selection field.

All the offensives they created were also defeated by themselves because of their complete coma.

Lin Li didn't take any attacks the whole time, and he was very satisfied with the victory.

He got up, stretched his waist, and after leisurely doing a few exercises to move his muscles and bones, he came to the side of the unconscious Bai Zhan again, and kicked his bloody ass:

"I'll let you be upright "fifth grade", I'll let you pull, you are the fiftieth. "

When Bai Zhan was kicked off the field, according to the competition system, he became the fiftieth.

"You boy, Bai Zhan's dog leg, right? Forty-ninth."

"You too, the forty-eighth."

"You want to be the twentieth one, right? Forget it, you just want a better life. What did you do wrong? I'll leave it to you as the second best."

"This is a girl? Then I've changed my mind, and you're second."

...

Thousands of people in the square just watched Lin Li kick everyone off the stage one by one with all kinds of outrageous reasons based on his personal preferences.

"I'm exhausted." When forty-nine boys and girls were lying down under the stage, Lin Li shook his head with a smile, then looked at the referee whose eyes and mouth were twitching, nodded and said, "Referee, announce the match!" Let's end."

"..."

"The competition... is over, the first place is... Yu Nian." The referee has never judged such a battle.

The square didn't react at first, and then the applause gradually sounded, and it became deafening again.

"Isn't this too outrageous!?"

"Yu Nian is really a trick that can be eaten all over the world!"

"Is no one curious about his brooch? It can actually strengthen skills to this extent."

"The dean has said that it may be a teaching aid of the same level as "Zhai Tianlin's academic book", how can it be simple! "

"It's terrifying, this is the most indescribable battle I've ever seen..."

...

Erhun rubbed his forehead with his hands, and waved to the people next to him.

The dean's assistant stepped forward immediately: "Dean Er, do you have any orders?"

"Who is the teacher who came up with this competition system?"

"Teacher Wan Ju."

"Demote me severely!

And let him stop thinking about it in the future! "

Erhun gritted his teeth and said.

It seems that the person who just said that he wants to promote his title is a person with a 'wonderful idea', and he is not like him at all.

...

Lin Li leisurely returned to his seat, looked at Ruolin who had a strange face, and nodded with a smile: "Mr. Ruolin, you have lived up to expectations. I originally planned to take the tenth place, but in the end I was pleasantly surprised and won the first place." !"

Ruolin: "..."

"Yu Nian, even if I fight you with all my strength, it will be very difficult for me to win, right?" Ruo Lin said with a sigh.

"It's not impossible, I can only do it with the help of a brooch." Lin Li said very modestly.

Ruolin just shook her head with a smile, and didn't say whether she believed it or not: "Go back and have a good rest, after a few days, when the other forty-nine people have recovered their souls and regained their sobriety, they should take you to the inner courtyard.

Thanks to you this time, there is no problem in being promoted to the mentor position, thank you. "

"I should do it, Master."

Lin Li planned to skip the waiting point tonight and go directly to the day when he went to the inner courtyard.

Otherwise it's a waste of time.

"Go back, if you don't go back now, people looking for you later will overwhelm this place." Ruo Lin looked around with her eyes, and almost everyone's eyes focused on Lin Li.

"It's okay, I like fans!" Lin Li said loudly, spreading out his hands, expressing his willingness to accept all of this.

Ruolin: "..."

However, because of Lin Li's actions, she found a 'foreign object' in his hand, Ruolin raised her eyebrows: "Yu Nian...the thing in your hand...is..."

Lin Li lowered his head, looked at the "needle" in his hand, frowned and thought about it, and then said tentatively: "Teacher, I said I picked it up on the road, can you believe me?"

Lin Li really didn't do it on purpose this time, he really didn't have much interest in the butt needle, he forgot to throw it away after taking it.

Ruolin: "..."

His expression was exactly the same as that of Wang Qing who saw the stele.

"Didn't you see your fighting process clearly as a teacher?"

"You wait for Bai Zhan to wake up completely...forget it, don't pay it back, you may think that you are humiliating him if you pay him back, you can deal with it yourself." Ruolin sighed with some headaches, and said helplessly .

Lin Li looked at the steel awl in his hand, looked at Ruo Lin, and asked, "Teacher, you can use this kind of supplementary materials as soon as you grab them? Are there any restrictions? If you want to grab them during a battle, what should you do?" Is it the most suitable?"

Lin Li remembered the previous attempt to snatch "53" but was stopped.

But there is no difficulty in grabbing this one.

"This kind of low-level, non-spiritual assistant cannot recognize the master, and can be used directly by snatching it, but there is usually a problem, because it is bound to the space ring contaminated with blood essence, and can only enter one kind of blood essence In the space ring, after snatching the teaching assistant, it will become very troublesome to use.

For example, my "Backgammon Reading Machine", this kind of thing, if you hold one, there is no extra space in your hand.

Many teaching aids and stationery are not small in size.

Wait, how could you wild cultivator not know this... Wait a minute, why are you asking this? "

After Ruolin finished answering, she realized something was wrong.

"It's okay, just ask." Lin Li smiled.

"Then why did your eyes suddenly become so bright? You don't want to go back to your old job, do you?" Ruolin's mouth twitched.

"No, I just have good expectations for the future because I became the number one in the outer court." Lin Li said loudly, with a righteous attitude.

"The school has a law enforcement team." Ruolin emphasized.

"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.

"Strong Law Enforcement Team!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Wait a minute, Yu Nian, I think it is necessary for me to give you a class on morality."

"Mr. Ruolin, I just used the brooch, and I'm very tired. I need to go back to my room to rest, and Wang Qing, who is seriously injured, hasn't eaten all day. I'll take care of him!"

Lin Li said righteously.

"He was beaten like this by you..." Ruo Lin rolled her eyes, then waved her hand, "Forget it, you can go back."

Lin Li turned around and left without waiting for his fans.

He looked at his empty hands and nodded in relief.

The "butt thorn needle" has been stored in the [back space].

Jiaofu can only enter a kind of space ring, which is the setting of this dungeon, but what does this have to do with the [back space] that has nothing to do with this dungeon?

Lin Li even started to think, when he saw the man in black take out the token to summon the figure, could he grab it directly.

At the end of the month, begging for the extra monthly pass on hand, I love you, huh.