I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 248 247. The Hero Pigman and His Assistant Lin Li

Building blocks?

This was something Lin Li didn't expect.

If I remember correctly, there was no mention of this in the original anime.

"Pigman, what is Mr. Fisla talking about building blocks?"

Since it wasn't in the original animation, it was the content of the system magic change, and the importance to him was self-evident. Lin Li immediately turned his head, poked Pigman on the shoulder, and asked.

"Ha! As expected of us sleeping duo in class, when Mr. Fisla taught this part of knowledge, you fell asleep too!"

Pigman raised a single raised eyebrow of "As expected of both of us".

"..."

"Yes."

Pigman showed a knowing smile as expected, and then explained to Lin Li:

"You know, the world we live in now is a world of building blocks, and the aborigines living here are all building block people, and our assembling technique is derived from this nature.

But there is a small problem in this world, that is, we outsiders will be subtly transformed, making us slowly and unconsciously become building block people like Taitai. "

Pigman glanced at Artest on the left.

"The speed of transformation can be fast or slow, depending on the individual's resistance. Look at Zhu Daming, although he is the same age as us, his left hand has already become like this.

Pig Liye is similar, they are examples of relatively low resistance.

But now it feels useless to have high resistance, and the speed of building blocks seems to be getting faster and faster, but fortunately, a hero like me has no such symptoms at all! "

Pigman pointed to the two students in front of Lin Li and said.

Lin Li turned his head and looked over. He did not notice just now that although the upper half of the left arm of his classmate in the front row still maintains the visual impression of pig and human flesh, the lower half has turned into a smooth and flat building block. , especially his hands, have completely turned into the kind of pincer hands in Lego.

The situation of the pigmen behind him was not much better.

Lin Li was slightly surprised by this new content, and then asked:

"Will there be any problems after I completely become a building block man?"

"Hmm..." Pigman lost in thought, and then became very serious: "The problem is very serious, very scary."

"for example?"

Pigman took a deep breath, which made Lin Li subconsciously serious:

"Like... rock-paper-scissors... always loses."

Lin Li: "..."

"It's not once or twice, it's always losing! Lin Li! After becoming a building block man, he only has two fingers! Only scissors can be produced, isn't that scary?" Seeing Lin Li's numb expression, Pig Man seemed to be indifferent. Not surprised, hastily emphasized.

"..."

I really want to celebrate the New Year.

Translate, I really want to kill a pig.

Now Lin Li really wants to give Pigman a cloth (slap) on the cheek, a rock (fist) on his belly, and a pair of scissors (?) on his lower body.

"That's all?" Lin Li also took a deep breath, but he suppressed his desire to use force, and asked again.

"What's the problem?" The prank succeeded, and Pigman covered his mouth with a smile, "After becoming a building block man, he won't die, but his physical fitness will be much worse than our pig man's, and his body's flexibility will also increase. Greatly reduced.

No other problems at all! "

"Is that so?" Lin Li was dubious.

"Of course!"

Lin Li couldn't deny what Pigman said. Will the system make meaningless magic changes? Besides, when Fisla said this just now, his sad and downcast expression was only for a moment, but Lin Li caught it. arrive.

"But it's bad after all that the body becomes wooden and you're no longer familiar with it. Isn't there any way to prevent it?" Lin Li asked again.

"You're so weird today, Lin Li." Pigman scratched his head, "Can't we inject anti-building block medicine every week?

I was quite afraid of injections, but fortunately the quality of the medicines is getting better and better. I heard that I used to have injections every day. "

Lin Li's expression froze, and he suddenly remembered that his Pigman was not the same as Lai, and it would not be strange for him to ask any basic questions.

My character is set to be the piggy villagers who traveled with them, so it may be more appropriate for me to obtain this information by other means, and I can't just keep asking rashly.

Lin Li was about to explain to Pigman, but when he looked up, he realized that not only did Pigman stop talking, he even started to concentrate on reading, nodding from time to time, as if he was thinking about the contents of the book.

But... can you take your f*cking book and read it again? "Fa University Quick Weight Loss", is this book good?

But at this moment, silence is better than sound. In this situation, Lin Li realized something, took a deep breath, and looked up at the direction where Fisla was standing just now.

The two looked at each other, and Lin Li could even see his own reflection in the other's eyes clearly - the distance was so close.

"Mr. Fisla...why are you here?" Lin Li said weakly as he looked at Teacher Fisla who had come to him and Pigman at some point, bending over and staring at them.

"You guys like to talk so much, so I'll tell you this class." Fisla snorted coldly, and said, "When you've had enough sleep, you wake up and start talking, right? Are you here for a school vacation? And , Pigman, stop pretending, you have all the books upside down!"

Lin Li shrunk his neck subconsciously - the sense of oppression brought by these familiar words was too strong.

It's the same as "Because you waste one minute, you waste forty minutes for the whole class, and one class is over."

"Don't talk, don't talk, Teacher Fisla, you talk, I'll listen." Pigman immediately smiled obsequiously, straightened the book, straightened his sitting posture, and said.

"Both of you, pick up the book and stand behind and listen!" Fisla just sneered, and said mercilessly, "If the guardian of the two of you hadn't been seriously injured and unconscious, I would definitely call him over!"

Is my guardian in this dungeon also Teacher Confused? Lin Li got this information.

But Lin Li never expected that he would be fined to stand when he came to this dungeon.

"Back to business.

The principal of our Assembly Academy, the strongest assembler after EE Bond, Principal Athos, is now looking for the whereabouts of these components and finding suitable owners for them.

There are only two components left, I think, the day we go home should not be far away. "

Fisla returned to the podium table and continued.

"Go home! Go home!" Little Dada has been repeating this sentence since the very beginning.

"Boss, tell me how much money our company made during the time we were away!" Bobby also twisted his body and entered fantasy time.

Superman punched Bobby directly on the head: "What "our company" is my company! "

"It's all the same, it's all the same, hehe, I hope you don't get all the fines posted. When we left, some departments always said that our technology has affected the environment. What does it have to do with us!"

"At that time, I can also restore my body, and I can play rock-paper-scissors freely!" Zhu Daming, whose body has changed, also looked at his arm and said with relief.

Only the aborigine, Artest, scratched his head and looked at the cheering crowd, unable to empathize.

Fisla looked at the students below, smiled faintly, paused for a while, and said softly:

"The most basic prerequisite for becoming the owner of a super component is to have your own exclusive mecha, and then be selected and approved by the component. Soon, you may also become their master. Be prepared..."

"I, Pigman, as a chivalrous hero, I will definitely own one of these things!" Hearing this, Pigman immediately twisted his butt excitedly, as if he had already imagined himself as the owner of a super component time scene.

"Oh, even if I die, Superman will not let you become their master." Superman said with a sneer.

"Wow, you are too vicious." Pigman blushed, "Isn't it..."

"You'd better not." Fisla looked at the excited Pigman, but said with an inexplicable expression.

"No way, Teacher Fisla, you look down on me too?"

...

Lin Li did not join their conversation, but took advantage of this gap to call up the system panel.

【Task:

[Requirements for the completion of the dungeon: Before the complete building blocks, collect all six components and take the pigman out of the fairy tale world. 】

[Main task (1/3): Dialogue with Principal Athos]

[Mission prompt: Princess Feifei]

[Task reward: [Cooling reset device]*1]

[Cooldown reset device: Act on the used props that you already have, so that the cooldown time of the props in progress is reset to zero, and they can be used normally. 】

Unlike the previous dungeons, this dungeon really has a time limit.

It's just that Lin Li didn't know how much time he had given himself by completely building blocks.

I can definitely be regarded as an outsider in this world, does this mean that I will slowly turn into building blocks?

Lin Li checked himself subconsciously, but found no problem for the time being.

The task of completing the dungeon just corresponds to the main line of this animation. It is very refreshing to snatch back and gather the six major components from the dark assembler.

As for the idea of ​​completing the main task, Lin Li reviewed the plot. Principal Athos returned to the assembly school not long after, and he could choose to wait. As for Princess Feifei, he should be able to meet with Pigman.

The rewards are also very exciting for Lin Li.

For the current Lin Li, the most worthwhile item to use this reward is undoubtedly the double. Many of his tricks can only be used based on the existence of the double.

However, Lin Li only noticed now that his height was quite high compared to Pigman - he was only half of his own height, and he was probably almost the same as Superman, or even once.

Then Lin Li searched through his pockets, but found no sign of Jerry or Martin the gecko.

It is impossible to hide Tom's size on his body, so it seems that none of his three partners came to him today.

"Is there a mirror? Pigman." Lin Li lowered his head and asked Pigman in a low voice.

"Yes, here you are." Pigman seemed to be lowering his head, took out a mirror from his pocket, and handed it to Lin Li.

Lin Li immediately looked in the mirror and admired his own face:

The proportion of my head is smaller than that of other people in the animation - like Pigman, they have three heads, similar to the neutral body of normal humans and animation characters, and my facial features, only the nose has undergone obvious changes , into a forward-facing pig nose.

The other four sense organs are no different from themselves in the main world.

Still acceptable.

"Okay, okay, don't look in the mirror," Pigman looked up and rolled his eyes when he saw Lin Li, "I admit that your nose is very enviable, but other places--my evaluation is Not as good as me.

Lin Li, will you go for plastic surgery in the future? Make me into such a peerless beauty. "

Lin Li has no troubles, all the dungeons have no normal aesthetics, he thinks they are farting, and Lao Tzu is the most handsome, Lin Li anchored this cognition very early on.

"You two, can you chat while standing in the back!" Fisla couldn't bear it anymore, and finally roared: "One is the farthest left, and the other is the farthest right!"

...

Soon it was time for get out of class to end.

"Lin Li, we're going to go home too, but I don't know if Teacher Mifu died. If he died, he won't be able to eat as soon as he gets home. He must starve to death." Pigman rubbed his belly Belly, said resentfully.

"I've been standing all day today, and I'm going to be exhausted."

"Okay." Lin Li stood up and walked behind Pigman.

I am worried that I have no place to go, so I live in Pigman's house.

Fortunately, almost everyone in the "Pigman" series has a big heart. Even if their behavior is occasionally weird, no one will think it is abnormal.

"But I'm in a hurry now! I'll find a place to go to the bathroom first!" Accompanied by a series of grunts, Pigman's complexion changed, and he said hastily.

Lin Li first followed Pigman to the school's toilet, but found that the entire toilet was occupied by Da Tai. He had no choice but to run to the door of the teaching building, intending to go to the toilet outside the school.

Lin Li was able to see the whole picture of the assembly school. There was a huge square at the entrance of the teaching building, but it was a square, more like a playground, because the circle was full of plastic track, and many people were playing around on it at the moment.

In the center of the runway is a silver statue of EE Bond holding up an assembled bracelet.

Below the statue, there are five big characters of "True Heroes".

"Pigman, there is a public toilet here, come, I'm treating you today, you can use it as you like!" Superman Qiang and Bobby stood in front of a luxurious old eight ecstasy toilet, seeing Pigman clutching his crotch, he immediately smiled and invited road.

"Huh? You also want to treat guests to the bathroom?" Pigman was full of doubts.

"Of course, this is a super luxurious five-star public toilet. It is equipped with an ergonomic fully automatic toilet. Pursuing greenness and fashion is the consistent goal of this public toilet." Dogleg Bobby immediately stepped forward and introduced flatteringly.

"Ah, it's so advanced, then I'd better change into a suit and come back." Pigman sighed after hearing this.

"grass……"

Lin Li lowered his head and laughed out loud, mainly because Pig Man was very serious when he said this, which meant that he was not trying to be weird, but really thought so.

"It's all about treats, why change into a suit!" Superman immediately denied, "This toilet happens to have two seats, Lin Li, do you want to have a sweet double row with Pigman? I can invite you together oh."

"No need, I don't have such worldly desires." Lin Li waved his hands quickly.

Forget about the sweet duo, and besides, he knew it was a superhuman prank. The so-called public toilet was actually a rocket heading into space.

"No, we have to do shit together when we sleep in class! If Lin Li doesn't come, I won't come either! Even if I, Pigman, pull out and pull my trouser pockets, I won't pee secretly alone! I did it earlier Shit is worthless than grass."

Zhu Zhuxia mainly focused on brotherhood, and said indignantly, and then he covered his ass with a determined face.

Lin Li didn't know whether to be moved or not.

"You go in for me!" Superman finally couldn't bear it anymore, he stepped forward and kicked Pigman in, and patted his hands, "It's really long-winded."

The door of the public toilet was then closed.

Superman Qiang started to dance his hands: "Triangle board, super assembly!"

Lin Li immediately shifted his gaze to Superman Qiang.

I saw the shell of his assembled bracelet opened in half, revealing a white vortex, and immediately a large number of mini building blocks began to appear.

These building blocks began to arrange themselves in the air, and gradually built the prototype of a rocket booster. After they were assembled completely, a white light flashed from the beginning to the end. As the light flashed, all the edges and corners of the building blocks disappeared, and the materials also disappeared. Then it was changed, only part of the color was retained, and it became a real rocket booster.

This is the super assembly technique, which makes no sense at all.

At this moment, Lin Li's main focus was thinking... This thing... Can it trigger the "Bandit" easter egg like the previous Guobao Excalibur?

Although he already has an assembled bracelet, Lin Li's hands are still eager to try.

However, considering the butterfly effect that would be triggered if the robbery was successful, Lin Li still suppressed this idea.

Immediately after the rocket booster was manufactured, it was placed on the 'public toilet', and soon, with the eruption of flames, the public toilet began to fly into the sky.

"Pigman, this is actually a rocket, farewell!" Superman laughed forcefully.

"Congratulations boss, congratulations boss, without Pigman as a competitor, the throne of the third-generation top assembler belongs to you." Bobby immediately came up to cheer.

The first generation is EE Bond, and the second generation is Atos.

Lin Li scratched his cheek, why did he always feel that this Bobby had the shadow of Yu Nian on him...

And did your champagne open too early? This is no longer opening champagne at halftime. According to the plot of the animation, this is the first episode of yours!

Lin Li ignored the two idiots, and walked silently to the trash can behind the academy, waiting for Pigman's 'return'.

"ah!!!"

Soon, the screams of Pigman came from the sky.

"Wow—"

He hit the trash can with precision.

"It seems that it's not easy to go out today." Piggy Man leaned out of the trash can with his upper body dizzy, "Lin Li, are you already here? Let's go, let's go home and sleep."

"Let's go." Lin Li said helplessly.

"There is a very serious problem, Lin Li." Pig Man's expression suddenly became serious.

"Tell me." Lin Li's expression was perfunctory, he had already firmly believed that this little piggy man couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth.

"I'm stuck." Pigman lowered his head, looked at the trash can whose diameter was the same size as his belly, and said sadly.

really.

"I'll pull you out." If it's a little hero with a big belly, there's nothing he can do about it, Lin Li said with a sigh.

"Are you the grandson of EE Bond?" During the process of pulling out carrots, a sweet female voice came from behind Lin Li.

There was no one else here, the other party might be talking to him, Lin Li turned his head and looked behind him.

The visitor was wearing a dark pink top and light pink diapers, holding a big pink umbrella, blocking his face.

Although he didn't see his face, Lin Li knew that this was Princess Feifei, the heroine of the Pigman series, and this was indeed the place where the hero and heroine met.

Very romantic.

"Are you helping homeless street children now? You are worthy of being the grandson of a hero, that is great." After seeing what Lin Li did, she said again.

Pigman: "..."

Is this little sow polite!

"It's not Lin Li, it's me!"

Concerned about his own reputation, Pigman immediately jumped up—taking the trash can together: "I am GG Bond, an assembler who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars are cars, and maintains world peace! Known as, Pig Pigman!"

"Ah? Aren't you a street child?" Princess Feifei was a little surprised.

"No, no! I am Pigman, and he is my assistant, Lin Li!" Pigman shook his head emphatically.

"That's right." Lin Li also nodded, agreeing with this statement.

"Is that so... I'm sorry, Pigman, I have something to ask for your help." Princess Feifei said after apologizing.

"Help? Then you have found the right person. I hope we can cooperate happily."

Pigman confidently stretched out his hand, and a few flies flew over it.

"Can I not shake hands? Or can I shake hands with Lin Li?" Seeing this, Princess Feifei said with some fear.

"Although my hands are dirty, my heart is very pure, just like the grass that has just sprouted in spring, tender and pink..."

Lin Li:?

You are pure der!

"Okay, okay, come with me." Princess Feifei said.

"Wait a minute, you haven't told me what I can do to help you? If you ask me to help you with your homework, then I won't talk about it." Pigman said with a sense of justice.

"I want you to help Cinderella find a good home, she is so poor."

"Then how much are you going to pay?"

"I only have so much..." Princess Feifei took out a lollipop.

"Ah? A lollipop? Is my pigman so cheap? It hurts your self-esteem, you should go back! I want another price, I can't serve you like this!" Piggy immediately Said.

You are pure der!

"I beg you! Please!" Princess Feifei said immediately.

"No... let's go back!"

"Then I'd better ask others for help. I believe that in this world, there will always be people who work out of love!" Princess Feifei said resignedly, and finally put away the umbrella she had been holding up during the day, revealing her face.

Under the yellow slanted bangs, the delicate facial features are revealed.

"Three, two, one."

Standing behind Princess Feifei, Lin Li counted for three seconds, and saw that the pigman opposite had turned into loving eyes.

"It's so beautiful~"

The hero is sad and the beauty is off.

Princess Feifei turned to leave, and her face appeared in front of Lin Li.

"..."

"laugh--"

Lin Li grabbed his own tiger's mouth hard to prevent himself from laughing.

Lin Li had received professional training, and generally he would not laugh at situations that were not particularly funny.

but……

What the hell.

Who told Lin Li that this version of Princess Feifei looks a bit like Jia Ling?

So, now Lin Li's mind is full of Jia Ling, and the more he looks more and more like him, it's quite a drama-this substitution, there is no going back.

It's really similar, wait for me to post a picture for you to see