I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 253

The next day, Lin Li woke up naturally.

The glass bottle is still in its original position and has not changed, which means that there should be no other 'guests' last night.

Lin Li got up, opened his sleeves, and looked at the place where the liquid was injected last night. The traces could no longer be found, and his skin was still fair and smooth, with a healthy reddish color.

I am worthy of taking Dabao skin care every day, which is what I deserve.

Off track.

"Buzz--"

The sound of mosquitoes came from the ear.

It was only the beginning of June, and there were actually mosquitoes.

All things have spirits, except mosquitoes. Lin Li kept his body still, but his eyes were searching around, ready to kill him with a blow.

Found you, brat!

Die for me!

Wait, why are there orange mosquitoes.

The strong wind of Lin Li's slaps had already been slapped, but when this color was caught in his vision, he quickly stopped.

The air current rushed the mosquito to the bed, Lin Li leaned over, picked it up, and looked at it carefully - there is no mosquito wearing glasses in this world, unless it is Martin the mosquito.

He almost slapped his partner to death, fortunately, Lin Li let out a long breath.

Damn it, why didn't the system give him a reminder and tell him that Martin was coming.

"..." Martin opened his mouth, but the voice was inaudible.

"Martin, do you know that you are just a little closer to death, your buzzing sound is really annoying." Putting the mosquito Martin next to his ear, Lin Li teased helplessly.

"I've been talking just now, but you can't hear me, Lin Li." Maintaining such a distance, Martin's voice finally reached Lin Li's ears, "The buzzing sound is made by my wings. There will be, I can't control it."

"Today is Martin the Mosquito?"

"Um."

"Do you remember that I left a few days ago?"

"Yesterday."

"Is that so..." Lin Li nodded, so the time flow rate of this dungeon may be 1:1.

"You are very fragile today, just stay by my side, don't fly around, I'm afraid you will be killed accidentally." Lin Li got up from the bed and said at the same time.

Martin's uncertainty lies here.

"Oh——" Martin has always been obedient in front of Lin Li.

Mosquitoes with folded wings won't make noise near Lin Li's ears.

On the first floor, Teacher Mifu was making breakfast. When he saw Lin Li coming down the stairs, he greeted him, "Are you awake? Good morning, Lin Li."

Human beings always ask such questions, asking a person who has opened his eyes "are you awake?" and asking a person who is eating "are you eating?"...

Although it doesn't make sense, but they always ask subconsciously. It seems that pigs also follow this tradition.

"Yes, I'm awake, good morning, Mr. Confused."

"How did you sleep last night?" The confused teacher who was brushing butter on the bread asked politely.

"...It's okay, but when I was dreaming, I felt like I was stabbed with a needle." Lin Li said casually, but his eyes were secretly observing.

"Go and wake up the little piggy too. He, no one calls him, he can sleep until the end of time. When you come down, you can have breakfast." After a dazed movement, he said quickly and naturally, still Directly ignored Lin Li's 'dream'.

"good."

Lin Li also felt uncomfortable being alone with Dazed now, so he just took this opportunity to see the situation of Pigman, so he went back to the stairs.

"Martin, have you had breakfast? If you haven't, just suck my blood." Lin Li thought of Martin's breakfast.

"There are many idiots. Male mosquitoes don't suck blood. I eat nectar. I've already sucked enough." Martin complained.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows: "...well, I just can't learn enough."

In Pigman's room, he himself was sleeping soundly, stretched out without sleep at all, half of the quilt was thrown away under the bed, Lin Li didn't rush to wake him up, but took this opportunity to look at his body Room.

On the bedside table, next to the assembly bracelet, there are various building blocks and a book of "Assembly Cheats" left by his grandfather.

Other than that, I didn't see anything worth noticing.

By the way, there are more than a dozen sets of clothes in the closet, but they are all exactly the same. Maybe this is the fate of anime characters.

In this version, Pigman only puts on a tiger-striped dress for the decisive battle, which looks pretty good.

"Pigman, get up!" Lin Li shouted after observing the environment.

"Hmm..." Pigman murmured, then turned his back to Lin Li.

The snot bubbles blow again.

"get up."

Lin Li tried to shake him awake, but Pigman pushed Lin Li away with a wave of his hand.

"Immediately... Ababa... Immediately."

Lin Li sighed slightly, anticipating this situation. After taking a deep breath, he approached Pigman's ear:

"Feifei and Superman are going to get married, Bobby is the best man, and Pigman is also very important to your status as the master of ceremonies, you can immediately watch the two of them say "I do" to each other in front of you and then kiss.

Now, let's start kissing—"

"..."

"Hmm... um? WHAT!!!"

Pigman's eyes opened sharply, and his whole body jumped up, almost jumping from the bed to the ceiling. After rebounding, he sat on the bed panting heavily, and turned his head to look at Lin Li next to him:

"Lin Li, I felt like I was having a nightmare just now, and a demon was whispering in my ear!! It's too scary!"

"Go downstairs and have breakfast." Lin Li shrugged amusedly. Sure enough, this is the way to deal with this kind of animated characters.

After breakfast, Mi Hu drove to school with the two of them.

"Okay, now I will introduce a new classmate to you." Fisla said on the podium table.

"Feifei! My Feifei!? Hehehe..." Sitting next to Lin Li, Pigman, who was about to catch up on sleep, immediately raised his head, took out the mirror and comb from the drawer, and turned his head to look at Lin Li: "Lin Li, Take a look at me, is there any flaw!"

He knew yesterday that Princess Feifei was going to transfer to the Assembly Academy.

"Before answering this question, can you tell me why you brush your hat with a comb, and what is the point?"

Lin Li squinted at Pigman - this version of Pigman has no hair exposed at all.

"You don't understand this, it's to make my hat more textured." Pigman turned his head chicly, "I'm a fashionista who walks ahead of fashion."

"6." Lin Liwu FUCK said.

"Hello, everyone. My name is Feifei. I just came here from my grandmother's house in the countryside. Please take care of me." Feifei walked into the classroom and introduced herself to everyone.

"Isn't she the girl who helped Cinderella with Pigman?" Superman said to Poppy.

"That's right! It's him!"

"Hmph! I want to show him off! Let her know who is the boss here!"

Superman and Poppy are plotting loudly.

Later, when Fisla asked Feifei to sit in front of Pigman, he spilled thumbtacks on Feifei's chair—the method of framing was very simple, and the bullying was that there was no monitoring in the class.

Lin Li could hear it clearly, but Pigman was so engrossed in the pink bubble that he didn't notice it, and missed the hero's chance to save the beauty.

But it doesn't matter, someone will make a move:

"Boss, according to the latest information, this Feifei... seems to be the daughter of Principal Athos!" Bobby looked at the phone, blinked, and weakly reminded Superman.

Superman: "..."

It's broken, the distance between Feifei's butt and the thumbtack seems to be the distance between herself and her student status.

To live or to die? Seeing that Feifei was about to sit on the chair, Superman strengthened his heart, gritted his teeth and stepped forward, and sat in her seat.

Lin Li, who was watching the whole process, looked at Superman Qiang whose face was purple, and subconsciously felt pain for him—but why didn't he choose to take the thumbtack away, but this way.

"What are you doing?" Feifei asked angrily after being knocked to the ground by Superman.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just trying to see if this stool is firm..." The real man never said it hurts, Superman forced his hands on his buttocks and returned to his position - taking a thumbtack along with him.

"Student Feifei, may I ask, where is your father, Principal Athos?" After watching this familiar plot, Lin Li did not forget his main mission, so he asked.

"Father? I don't know. He always likes to hang out and rarely comes home. Is there anything you can do for him? I can pass it on to him." Feifei said after thinking for a while. .

"Um... Is there something you want to talk about...By the way, Feifei, do you have your father's phone number?" Lin Li reviewed the mission description, and there is no prerequisite for face-to-face, so in theory, telephone communication should also be possible of.

The appearance of Dr. Hei last night prevented Lin Li from asking for a call in time.

"Yes, but he is usually very busy, so he may not answer the phone immediately." Feifei directly wrote down a series of phone numbers and handed them to Lin Li.

Princess Feifei has such a kind heart, it must be delicious to make Jiuzhuan large intestine - Lin Li.

"Thank you." Dispelling the extremely outrageous thoughts in his mind, Lin Li took the note of thanks.

"Okay, everyone, be quiet. Feifei is also a junior assembler. The intermediate assembler promotion exam that I told you yesterday will be held this afternoon. Including Feifei, six qualified students in the class, Remember to prepare!"

Fissla cleared his throat and said to everyone:

"At that time, even the king of the fairy tale world will come to watch your competition. Please show your best demeanor, and don't lose the face of the Assembling Academy and Principal Athos."

"OK!"

"Lin Li, do you want to participate? Don't you already know how to assemble?" Pigman suddenly remembered Lin Li's cockroach chariot yesterday, and asked hastily.

"Mine is different from yours." Lin Li shook his head.

"You can't master the dark assembling technique, right? This is what you said before, what you are secretly researching??" Pigman touched his chin first, and then he clapped his hands as if he had discovered the truth.

Lin Li: "..."

It seems to be a bit like-cockroaches are not a good thing either.

"Really? No, I want to report!"

Seeing that Lin Li did not refute, the righteous partner Pig Man widened his eyes, and immediately raised his hand, ready to punish Lin Li, but was pressed down by Lin Li who rushed up.

"There are no dark assembly skills in this world, only dark assemblers. I, Lin Li, are all straight. Don't you believe me, little piggy? What about the bond between us in class and sleep duo?" Lin Li is sincere and sincere Said.

"This..." Pigman got into trouble, and finally nodded: "Well, you really didn't do anything bad, so I won't report you yet. But I will supervise you, if you turn bad, don't blame me for killing your relatives righteously! "

"Heh, what you said, you don't believe in brothers, right? Have I, Lin Lichang, done any bad things at such a young age?"

"On the 2nd, I secretly used up all other people's 30M traffic." Piggy said with a blank expression.

Lin Li: "..."

...

afternoon.

During the period, Lin Li used Pigman's mobile phone to call Athos, but as Feifei said, he didn't get through right away.

However, seeing this, Feifei also told Lin Li that her father would usually call back according to the call records when he was free, even if it was her daughter who called.

After calling several times to no avail, Lin Li had no choice but to wait.

Although Lin Li did not qualify for the competition, he still came to the square with everyone.

On the square, Saint Yanlong was curled up to rest, while Fisla, Bean Knight, and the king stood together, communicating.

The king was an old Jenga man with a white beard, just like the picture Lin Li saw on his phone yesterday.

"Wow, Fairy Bean Knight! He's here anyway!" Pigman's eyes widened slightly, and then his steps suddenly became sneaky. He approached the Saint Flame Dragon next to him cautiously, and stroked its mecha wings:

"Saint Yanlong is so handsome~ As expected of Grandpa's masterpiece!"

Saint Yanlong felt the touch, opened one eye, and closed it again after seeing that it was Pigman.

"Such a cool mecha, if Pigman wants to touch it, I want to touch it too!" Seeing Superman Qiang, the competitive man snorted coldly and ran up immediately.

Three seconds later, with the snort of the saint Yanlong, Bobby turned into a star in the sky.

As for why Poppy is not Superman...

——Because Superman is more agile, he was prepared, the first moment Saint Yanlong turned his head to look at him, he felt hostility, and successfully avoided its back kick.

Well, but Bobby behind him didn't hide.

"Hahaha—Superman is strong, you can see that, Saint Yanlong likes me even more, because I am the real hero in the future!" Pigman laughed when he saw this.

"A broken mecha with eyes but no pearls, what's so rare, hum!" Superman Qiang insisted, "Da Tai, hurry up and get Bobby back."

"yes!"

"Don't play for now, all of you come here. The Fairy Bean Knight is the supervisor of this promotion competition. If anyone dares to cheat, Saint Yanlong will never show mercy. Now let's divide into groups and introduce the rules of the competition..." Goss Ra walked up to the six and began to explain the rules to them.

Lin Li stood on the edge, but his mind was not here.

His gaze stayed on the fairy bean knight and the king who were talking in the distance.

"Martin, are you there?" Lin Li whispered.

"Yeah, I've been listening to you guys. It's so interesting here." Martin's voice immediately rang in Lin Li's ears. At his age, he happened to be the most vulnerable to Pig Man.

"Help me eavesdrop on what the fairy bean merchant and the king in white are talking about, and come back and repeat it to me." Lin Li said, looking at the two people in the distance.

The confused teacher was originally one of his targets. Moreover, after Fisla left, Lin Li noticed that the two of them seemed to have deliberately lowered their voices, and their expressions became more serious and serious than before.

Lin Li was very curious.

"Is it bad behavior to eavesdrop?" asked the simple boy Martin.

"Then go and suck the nectar from the flower next to them. If that's the case, their conversation will force your way into your ears. It's not considered eavesdropping." Lin Li replied.

"It makes sense!" Martin suddenly realized, and his world view was refreshed.

As expected of Lin Li, he still has too little experience.

The sound of buzzing and flapping wings sounded, and then gradually faded away.

"Be careful, safety is the top priority, don't get shot to death!" Seeing that Martin agreed so quickly and carelessly, Lin Li hurriedly urged.

"Leave it to me!" Martin nodded, "I'll just fly up to their trouser legs and eavesdrop."

"It's not eavesdropping, it's drinking nectar." Lin Li nodded, and then watched Martin go away.

"Where did the mosquito come from? Die!" Martin adopted the strategy of the shortest straight line, so he crossed Superman and the others. The tallest Superman seemed to hear the sound of Martin's wings, frowning, his hands ready to move.

Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief: "?!"

my martin!

"Ha, I got you, it's still an orange mosquito... um!"

The line of sight has caught the other party, but Superman can't speak - his body suddenly stiffened, and his face turned purple.

Superman turned his head trembling all over, looked at Lin Li who was vigorously kneading his butt with both hands, and looked focused, gritted his teeth and asked:

"Lin Li! What are you doing!"

Butt rubbing is supposed to be painless, but the problem is with Superman's strong ass... full of 'bullet holes' from morning nails.

"I feel that your butt is very stylish. I want to rub it, but I can't help it. Superman is strong. Your body is so perfect." Lin Li smiled very simple and innocent, just like Martin just now.

Of course, no matter what kind of expression, matching the content of Lin Li's words, it is abnormal.

"..."

Superman Strong: ? !

"Oh, of course, what do you think I work hard every day for, just for such a perfect figure!" But Superman was different, hearing Lin Li's reason, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly put on a fit pose, All smiles.

——He didn't think there was anything wrong with Lin Li's words at all, and even ignored the pain just now, and further showed his figure for Lin Li.

Lin Li handled it to death.

"Indeed! Indeed! It's perfect, I would call it a golden ratio ass." Lin Li also echoed in a serious manner.

"You are very discerning. My ass is indeed the best. When I beat Pigman and get the strongest exclusive props, I can give you a few more massages, and I can accept you as my little brother." Superman said confidently.

"You can touch other places if you want, I am very generous to my little brother."

Superman has already begun to try to expand the territory of the younger brother.

"...Okay, okay." Lin Li responded perfunctorily.

Martin had left safely, and the Cavalier of the Bean and the King did not take any action to smack the mosquito. Lin Li felt relieved and waited for its return.

Excessively, ok ok ok ok ok