I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 33 33. "Mr. Lin Li, kill me."

Lin Li directly touches and feels the seabed with his body, but Lin Li doesn't have any wonderful experience.

On the contrary, it was the unpleasant smell that had been running through since he came to this world, which reached its peak at this moment, causing Lin Li to pinch his nose subconsciously.

But it doesn't seem to work.

"What is the real world like?" Lin Li asked.

"Don't you know?" Brother Octopus was a little surprised, but then he understood, "When you fell to the bottom of the sea for no reason, you seemed to be in a coma—I thought you were dead, and then you came directly into my world."

"You don't know," Squidward repeated in a declarative tone, "It was a wonderful experience."

"Dirty, muddy, just as neat as that painting." Pointing to "Cleanliness" in the corner, Squidward said with a smile.

When Lin Li looked over, the sewage inside the scroll seemed to be rolling as if it were real, and rushed out of the scroll, slowly flowing down the paper, and the sewage gradually spread in this room.

It turns out that this painting also refers to the real world.

"Sorry." Brother Octopus stood up, crumpled the work into a ball, and threw it into the wastebasket beside him.

It's a pity that the sewage inside is still emerging continuously.

Picking up the mop, Brother Octopus tried to clean it up, but he wiped more and more.

"Forget it, Brother Octopus."

"Yeah, that's right." Brother Octopus nodded, trying to get back to his seat, but one foot was tripped by the mop, and he fell straight to the ground, splashing sewage all over the place.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

He started laughing maniacally again.

After laughing, Brother Octopus got up and sat back in his seat as if nothing happened, but his face, hands, and feet were already covered with black sewage.

"If I want to return to the real world, what should I do?" Lin Li asked.

"I don't know." Brother Octopus shook his head, his voice has already started to distort, and gradually moved closer to "starfish" and "little snail". "No one else has ever broken into my world."

"But maybe it's okay to kill you in this world?"

"I really want to kill you, Mr. Lin Li." Brother Octopus said with a smile. He raised his claw-covered palm and stroked Lin Li's knee.

The clothes were punctured in an instant, and the sharp teeth left dense wounds on Lin Li's knees, and blue blood flowed out.

Then, as if recalling Lin Li's words, the blue blood turned bright red again in the next second, making it even more dazzling.

"You're going crazy again, Brother Octopus." Lin Li didn't feel any pain, so he didn't do anything to stop him.

"Ah—it seems so." Brother Octopus retracted his hand embarrassingly, and slapped his leg fiercely, bleeding blue blood.

Whether it was blue or red blood, it slid down along the legs of the two people, but when it fell to the ground, it was instantly swallowed up and assimilated by the pitch-black sewage.

"You don't need to kill you, you have to go back." Brother Squid kept scratching his thigh with his hands, while pointing out the window with his other hand, and said softly, "I can't do it."

Lin Li got up, walked through the sewage, and looked out the window from Brother Squidward's perspective.

The world is falling apart.

The Beech Fort is gradually breaking into pieces one after another, and the edges of each piece are gradually turning into black powder and flying away.

The shells no longer swim, the sun no longer shines brightly, the silky ribbons are torn.

Darkness and despair have become the main colors, which means the end of this world has arrived.

Only SpongeBob SquarePants' pineapple house still persists, and even enjoys a piece of sunshine to itself. The pineapple leaves on top of the pineapple are still swaying against the wind from nowhere.

"When this world disappears, you should be able to go back. It's a pity...

Red blood, what does it taste like to drink...

I also want to hold on for a little longer, so that we can all be in this world...

Hehehehe, you will definitely taste ten thousand times better than starfish meat...

stay a little longer...

Why do you have a case! Why are you still alive! "

Brother Octopus's words gradually became weird and intermittent, as if two different people were speaking with this body.

An octopus' tentacles appeared from outside the window and patted the window, but when I looked over, it disappeared again.

Lin Li turned his head and looked at Brother Octopus, who was already kneeling on the ground with his head in his hands, squatting in front of him.

There was no wound on the back of his head.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry!!" Brother Squid's sharp claws tore his scalp, and the blue color gradually soaked his whole body, with a creepy smile on his face, but the words he spoke had a strong sorry.

Lin Li sighed, feeling a little sad.

Why did the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants" become like this.

Dog days of the system.

It's all the system's fault.

He grabbed Brother Octopus's hand and asked him to grab himself instead, Lin Li said to Brother Octopus, "Don't hold on any longer."

As if the pain had been relieved for a short time, Brother Squid was lying in the sewage exhausted, panting heavily.

"Kill me, Mr. Lin Li." When he raised his head, the first words he uttered were this.

Lin Li and Brother Octopus looked at each other, and then said softly:

"I have no weapons."

"Here you are." In Brother Octopus's hand, steel rods placed in the coral forest suddenly appeared.

"At least give me a better weapon. Using this to kill you is not only torturing you, but also torturing me."

Lin Li looked at the steel rod and said helplessly.

"I see you use this all the time, I thought you liked it." Brother Octopus smiled miserably.

"That's not because I can't find anything else."

Brother Squidward took out a shotgun again—the one that Boss Crab held in his hand.

"what about this?"

"much better."

"Aim at my head."

"Well, I'm going to shoot."

"Wait a minute." Brother Octopus stood up suddenly, and the microphone that had been tormenting Lin Li for a long time appeared in his hand, "Mr. Lin Li, please allow me to present you a song at the end, "Goodbye, LinLi" (Goodbye, Lin Li)."

Lin Li: "..."

"Stop torturing yourself, Brother Octopus, I can't bear it anymore."

"If the artwork I create is not appreciated by people who understand it, it will be torture to me. Mr. Lin Li, please shoot the moment I finish singing."

Brother Octopus said seriously, even though his whole body is undergoing changes and his body is gradually becoming bloated.

He really seems to be exuding the artist's brilliance - if the song sounds better, it will be better.

"Okay, please." Lin Li sighed and nodded.

"Bye, Lin Li, BYE Lin Li, I'll see you next time, Lin Li ~Li~ Li~Li~

..."

The level is very stable, and you can tell at a glance that Brother Octopus has not plagiarized.

Lin Li took a deep breath. He originally thought that listening to Brother Octopus singing was unbearable enough.

But he didn't expect that if he had a weapon in his hand while listening to Brother Octopus singing... he would have to endure the bad music and the desire to shoot immediately.

Referred to as double torture.

"I beg you, Mr. Lin Li, kill me."

"Not only here, but also when you meet the real, completely crazy me, please... kill me."

"I will help you as much as possible, help you...kill me!"

After the performance, Brother Octopus smiled brightly, and in the miserable blue, he said firmly and loudly.

"As you wish." Lin Li nodded heavily.

"bump!"

The bullet passed through Brother Squidward's head, and with a maniacal smile, he fell straight into the sewage.

The resurrection portrait house began to collapse, and when his body also began to collapse, Lin Li looked at the pineapple house outside the window before he fell into a coma.

The world collapsed into darkness, only that pineapple exuded a quiet and beautiful brilliance.

The gently swaying leaves seem to be waving and saying goodbye.

[Absurdity: 90%]

[Main task (3/3): Kill Brother Octopus]

[Mission Tip: The wound below the back of the head]

[Task Reward: Spirit Amplification Pill]

[Spirit Amplification Pill: It will take effect after consumption, and it will increase the mental power of the user—it is easier to concentrate, use the brain without fatigue, etc., and it is immune to general mental attacks. 】

"Goodbye, Squidward"

Style or something, it is still in the groping stage~

When this world is over, I can have a good chat with everyone.

To be honest, I kind of want to overthrow the outline of the second world, because it's not so weird anymore...

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