I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 5 5. Go, SpongeBob SquarePants

Lin Li opened his eyes and looked at the clock on the wall. It was one o'clock, but according to the weather outside, it was one o'clock in the afternoon.

"After getting used to it a little bit, I need to buy some technological equipment." Standing up from the big soft bed, Lin Li rubbed his head and eyes, and murmured.

Actually, he didn't sleep very well that night. Lin Li always felt uneasy, as if he was not the owner of this house, but a thief who just stole this house.

Coupled with the light sleep I was used to in the refugee area, I woke up many times in the middle of the night.

He boiled a pot of water with a kettle, made a simple lunch, and Lin Li ate a decent second meal in this world.

After packing up the things and washing the dishes, Lin Li got up, put on the safety chain at the gate, and closed all the windows and curtains.

"October 10, 142 AD." After recording today's time from the holographic projection outside, Lin Li wrote it on a note and put it in the bedside table.

Walking to the closet, there are not only several sets of clothes in it, but also fit them very well, as if they were tailor-made, Lin Li received the [set of clothes] on his body into the warehouse, and changed into a set in the closet.

[A set of clothes] This kind of props that can be taken at any time is more suitable to be stored in the warehouse for backup.

Everything was ready, Lin Li took a deep breath, and called up the [Start] panel...

Wait, I forgot to go to the toilet. This must not be forgotten. Throughout the ages, there have been many bad things caused by the three urgencies.

...

Again.

After meticulously washing his hands, Lin Li took a deep breath, and this time, he pressed the start button.

【Ding! 】

The world suddenly became a vast expanse of whiteness, with no end in sight, let alone a dividing line.

[The copy of "SpongeBob SquarePants" opens. 】

The red font appeared in front of my eyes.

[Due to the setting of the world attribute, a set of [unscientific diving suit] is given as a gift, which has been worn by default and will be destroyed after the dungeon ends. 】

[Unscientific diving suit: enough to support the survival needs of the host under any water pressure for five days, very stable and strong, difficult to be destroyed, and make the host lose the instinct of eating and excreting while wearing it. 】

[Transmission has started, I wish you a pleasant journey. 】

The rich white began to flow, and Lin Li felt dizzy for a while.

——

Lin Li felt a little sick and uncomfortable when he smelled a strange smell.

Frowning, Lin Li opened his eyes.

The taste was no longer important, Lin Li's eyes widened, and he put his hands on the glass protective cover, admiring the scenery in front of him.

In the blue sea above the head, ribbons of various colors like stars are fixed in the air, like sunlight falling from above, but it is not dazzling, even if you look directly at it, it will not be uncomfortable.

On the yellow land, purple corals are occasionally scattered, and sometimes bubbles will emerge from the ground, rising to the sky, and finally disappearing from view.

There are miniature shells, like birds, with their mouths open and closed, wandering in the air.

The painting style is exactly the same as in my childhood memory, which is nostalgic.

Lin Li lowered his head and began to check himself. He was still wearing the same suit he brought out from the room, and the diving suit given by the system did not seem to appear on him.

So it's a BUFF type of equipment?

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the land full of grass, and Lin Li realized that although he was not wearing a diving suit, there was no water around him, and he could even breathe heavily.

Suddenly turning around and looking up, Lin Li looked around.

A huge oak tree house stands in the very center of the meadow, and around it, there are scattered picnic tables and chairs, as well as a squirrel running wheel.

This is...Sandy's home!

The familiar scenery and layout immediately made Lin Li aware of where he was.

And the glass cover I supported just now is the wall of Sandy's house!

Lin Li called up the mission panel.

【Task:

[Dungeon completion requirement: pull down the curtain of this ridiculous story]

[Main task (1/3): Obtain the secret recipe of delicious crab stew]

[Mission hint: Boss Crab]

[Mission Reward: [Delicious Crab Burger]*1]

[Delicious crab pot: After eating, a permanent gain will randomly appear. 】

"..."

Looking at the task, Lin Li fell silent.

Really come?

Really tell yourself that your main task is to obtain the secret recipe of delicious crab pot? ! Is this reasonable?

So now, should I find the ruffian boss as an ally?

Lin Li patted his forehead with his hand, his face was full of troubles and headaches, what the ruffian boss didn't get in hundreds of episodes, but he needed to get it in a short time.

According to the system prompt before departure, the diving suit on his body can only support him to survive under the sea for five days, so it can be regarded as that his limited time in this dungeon is only five days.

Looking at the panel, this is the first of the three mainline tasks.

I don't know what the next two tasks are.

It's just... this dungeon completes the requirements and is an independent part, so maybe I can leave this world as long as I complete this.

But "pull down the curtain of this ridiculous story", this statement is too metaphysical, and there is no way to complete it.

Lin Li suddenly found that a small box appeared in the lower left corner of his line of sight.

[Absurdity: 10%]

"Mission progress bar?" Lin Li rubbed his chin and speculated.

"Is it possible to increase this progress by triggering the absurd plots in "SpongeBob SquarePants", which are found in those anime and never appear in reality, and can leave after reaching 100?"

"Humph~hum~Little Huahua, grow up~"

The sudden humming of a song and the sound of water rushing not far away interrupted Lin Li's thinking and attracted his attention.

Following the direction of the sound, Lin Li walked towards the back of the tree house.

First is a small flower bed, which is being washed by water jets at the moment.

The source of the humming sound was facing away from Lin Li at the moment.

The huge tan tail is swaying left and right with the humming of the owner. There is a purple bra ribbon on the upper body, and the corresponding purple miniskirt on the lower body. Under the skirt, it is yellow... something like a diaper.

Maybe it was a very sexy outfit, but Lin Li didn't make any waves, and didn't think there was anything wrong with looking at such a picture.

It's a squirrel after all! One cannot, at least not...

Undoubtedly, the figure in front of me is the owner of this tree house, Sandy.

Lin Li compared his height with Sandy's. He was slightly taller than her. Lin Li guessed that he was about 16 centimeters now.

There was an UP owner at station B who had nothing to do. The rough height of the characters in "SpongeBob SquarePants" is about 10 cm for SpongeBob SquarePants, 15 cm for Pai Daxing, and 14 cm for Sandy when she is not wearing a space suit. centimeter……

"Sandy?" After hesitating for a moment, Lin Li spoke to Sandy's back.

"What's the matter?" Sandy turned her head slowly, and the two huge dies shone in the light.

The two looked at each other.

Then...

"ah!!!!!!"