I can summon outrageous partners

After Hijikata Jushiro came out of the whirlpool, the whirlpool closed.

The number of people on both sides is now similar, and it seems that no other characters will appear.

In the end, Shinpachi didn't stop Kagura. After all, he was the strongest fighting race in the universe, the Night Rabbit, so Kagura had already rushed forward and became one with Okita Sougo in a physical sense.

I'm used to this scene, and Isao Kondo doesn't bother to care about it anymore.

Although the two people were deadly rivals, they still knew it well - at most they would smash each other's head into a stone pillar, which would still be very gentle.

All he has to do is stop Shi Shi, don't let this guy participate in the chaos, and everything will be fine.

By the way, he also licks his brother-in-law.

"It would be nice if you really died if you killed people in this world. Now if we blow up all the three members of the Shinsengumi, the victory of resisting the barbarians will be ahead, right?" Gui pinched his chin and thought seriously. .

Elizabeth held up a sign: "We can keep these two in this world forever with bananas and mayonnaise."

"I'm not a real gorilla! Bananas can't tempt me!" Isao Kondo complained to save his face.

"What if it's Shimura Miao's banana?" Katsura took out a banana from Elizabeth's body - between her legs, raised it above her head, and asked Kondo Isao.

"What do you call my sister's banana? Where did my sister get the banana? And is your banana really just a banana? Why did it come from a place like that? It completely makes people lose their appetite!" Shinpachi Some defenses are broken.

"A Miao, yes!" Isao Kondo suddenly became excited and stared straight at the banana.

"Mr. Kondo, are you a pig? Can you believe this? Mr. Hijikata, don't you care about Mr. Kondo!" Shinpachi asked Hijikata.

"Go, gorilla!" At this moment, Gui suddenly threw the banana out - towards the foot of the mountain.

"No! A'Miao! My A'Miao! Don't die! I won't let you die! Even if you die, let's be together! This is our fiery and loyal love!" After leaving these last words, Kondo Isao seemed to be running free. The wild horse jumped down the mountain directly following the banana.

"Why did this inexplicable banana turn into my sister! My sister never came to this world! And Mr. Kondo, you don't shed tears at all for your sacrifice like this! You can't trick the audience into crying! "

Shinpachi walked to the edge of the cliff, looked at Kondo Isao who was still falling, and complained about his headache.

A few white flowers fell from the side, bringing a somewhat sad atmosphere.

Shinpachi turned his head and saw Sougo Okita, who was mourning Kondo Isao. After wiping away the non-existent tears from the corner of his eyes, Sougo looked at Hijikata Jushiro. While talking, he had to use the sword in his hand to deal with the god attacking him next to him. happy:

"Mr. Hijikata, according to Boss Kondo's will, he made me the new leader of the Shinsengumi and ordered you to become my O slave. You don't want Boss Kondo's spirit in the sky to blame you, right? So now, commit seppuku."

"Huh?" Hijikata Jushiro's temples had veins popping out.

"Mr. Okita, it's too obvious that you made up this will! Also, Kagura, can you two stop it?"

"That's right. According to Mr. Kondo's true will, he clearly asked Katsura Kotaro to succeed the Shinsengumi leader. The two of you commit seppuku together. I, Katsura Kotaro, will carry the banner of the Shinsengumi."

He put on a lawyer's suit and had a sophisticated beard on his mouth. He stepped forward to deny it, while Elizabeth next to him put on a priest's suit.

"You are also a fake! When did you change your clothes? If the Shinsengumi leaves it to you, it will be worse than if it is handed to Mr. Okita!"

"Hey! Can you two stop it?"

Except for Lin Li, who was looking very happy, the other twenty characters were now in a state of confusion.

What kind of people are these?

Just forget about fighting?

Has one committed suicide now?

"What about that? New contestants, please stop fighting among yourself and enter quickly." Captain Dragonfly said in a helpless tone at this time.

He was afraid that if he waited any longer, the players he summoned would be exhausted.

He didn't know that he would call such a nonsensical group of people.

"Hey, everyone, the referees are urging me, everyone, stop it! Our "Gintama" is going to be completely embarrassed!" As the only normal person - relatively speaking, Shinpachi quickly said to everyone said.

"Correction, "Gintama" has no face. I can be Gui or Jackie Chan." Gui suddenly tore off his disguise, revealing... Jackie Chan's face.

"Don't play tricks at this time!" Xinba, a violent bumpkin, then frowned slightly: "Qiaodou sack, where is Yin Sang?"

"Arnold, Shinpachi, wig, can you get up from my body first?" About ten seconds after appearing on the stage, his face was never shown again - because Sakata Gintoki, who had been lying on the ground, is still lying on the ground. With.

He carried too much on his own, in a physical sense - because Katsura, Shinpachi, and Hijikata were all standing on top of him.

"Gin-san! I'm sorry, I accidentally forgot about you!" Shinpachi quickly helped Gintoki up.

"I won't forgive you, Shinpachi. I won't buy you glasses solution anymore. I'll see how you take a bath." Gintoki was very vindictive.

"My body is not glasses, but a human being. I don't use glasses lotion when taking a bath!" Shinpachi let go and let Gintoki fall down again after he had just stood up.

"Then you're not Shinpachi." Although he was covered in blood, Gintoki acted as if nothing was wrong. After standing up, he picked his nose, looked in front of him, and then said with some surprise: "Hey - meow, meow, Look! It's "Iron Armored Little Treasure"!"

"Why am I not Shinpachi! Why is my name Meowth!"

"What? "Iron Armored Little Treasure"?" Gui seemed to have noticed Kabuda and others at this time, and said with some surprise: "Elizabeth and I are also die-hard fans of "Iron Armored Little Treasure"! It's a real childhood memory! "

"There's no such setting at all, right? You two, don't waste traffic!"

"Shinbasan, this is your fault. Elizabeth and I are really die-hard fans. We even specially developed its super transformation form! Elizabeth, come and show your ability!"

"Super-change-form! Brackets, abbreviated version."

"Why do you need to add abbreviation verbally?"

After holding up the "OK" sign, Elizabeth's whole body burst into white light, which was very dazzling.

But Shimura Shinpachi was silent at first, but as the white light became more and more dazzling, he finally couldn't bear it anymore:

"Don't shine a bright flashlight into my eyes to fool people! Although our "Gintama" has never had enough funds, we can still afford the white light special effects!"

When the bright light disappeared, Elizabeth held up the "Transformation Complete" sign to indicate that she was finished.

Shinpachi looked at it for a long time, but after finding no difference, he asked: "You are exactly the same as before, right? What did you super transform into?"

Elizabeth slowly turned around and saw a succubus tattoo on his butt.

Shimura Shinpachi: "?"

"You transformed into this! If your childhood memories are like this! It's simply an unspeakable "beep——" childhood! "The long-lost silence appeared in Lin Li's ears again.

"We all talked about the simplified version of "Super Transformation". Elizabeth and I omitted "Transformation". Does that mean it's "Super Abnormality"?" "Gui explained seriously.

Shimura Shinpachi: "..."

As the king of gossip.

This time he was completely silent.

He didn't expect that Gui, who had just loaded the Chinese MOD, could already play Chinese phrases and memes.

I... am falling behind!

"Alright, all of you, please be quiet!" Captain Dragonfly raised his flying dragonfly, and instantly the red thunder in the sky fell on everyone in "Gintama". In the flash of lightning, their bodies were paralyzed and they screamed slightly.

"If you continue to fight and destroy the scene without caring about it, I will directly sentence you to failure!"

"Haha -" Lin Li said loudly. He took a step forward and looked at Gintoki: "Gin-san, everyone, how can you bear this? What qualifications does a mere Dragonfly Captain have to restrict you! It's me, resist directly!"

Shinpachi: "The method of provoking generals is too obvious! How could an idiot fall into it——"

Kagura: "You're right, Kagura wants to oppose-"

Kagura was covered by Shinpachi before she could finish her words: "Why are there really idiots who fall into this trap?"

Gintoki scratched his curly hair and looked at Lin Li: "It's uncomfortable to be ordered, but when we come here, we have a reason to do this. Everyone, please be a little more serious."

"I understand, boss (Yin Sang)."

On the rare occasions when Sakata Gintoki was serious, everyone would still listen to his words, so everyone seemed much quieter at this moment.

Kondo Isao, who jumped off the mountain, also reappeared in front of everyone at this time, but the scene was a bit indecent - he was licking the outer skin of the banana with his tongue.

It’s almost like JoJo licking a cherry.

"Mr. Kondo, what kind of perverted behavior are you doing! I already told you that's not my sister's banana! It's Elizabeth's banana!" complained Shinpachi, who couldn't calm down at all.

"..."

After realizing that he was now in the public eye, Isao Kondo coughed twice and explained: "I am studying the corrosiveness of salivary amylase on the outer skin of bananas. Don't get me wrong!"

"Don't use fancy words to cover up your perversion!"

"Okay, now the players on both sides have arrived!" Captain Dragonfly said at this time, forcibly interrupting the Gintama character's madness to attract attention.

"Wait!" Lin Li raised his hand.

"What's wrong?" Captain Dragonfly looked over.

"Now that we count, there are 17 people on the opposite side, and we only have 16. Isn't this a bit unfair?" Lin Li asked.

Having been tortured by the Shi Leng dungeon, he immediately observed the number of people. On his side, it was 12+3+1, and on the opposite side, it was 8+8+1.

Lin Li was worried that there was another invisible boy on his side.

Hey, by the way, did the Shit King return to the Shi Leng World?

It seems that I didn't say goodbye to him at the beginning.

"The number is correct, you are indeed missing one person, but don't worry, you will be compensated when the confrontation conference begins." Captain Dragonfly dispelled Lin Li's paranoia of being victimized.

"Now, I give you three minutes to give your team a short name." Captain Dragonfly said, "It will help me explain the rules and determine the results."

"Are we going to call them the Evil Killing Team? That's the ultimate goal anyway." Lin Li directly proposed an idea.

"no problem."

"It's just a name, it doesn't matter."

Lin Li got the result quickly.

Captain Dragonfly looked towards Gintama and Tiejia Xiaobao.

Then the corner of his eye twitched.

Because the fight has started again.

How about "If you have any difficulty, go to Wanshouwu, and you can get a 10% discount when you give your name to the bank, 11% off when you give your name to Shinpachi, and get a 11% discount when you give your name to Kagura"? "

"Don't advertise on such an occasion! We can't attract customers at all! And why do you have to pay more for advertising my name!"

"How about A Miao, I love you team!"

"My sister is not here. Mr. Kondo, it would be wrong to borrow flowers to offer to Buddha!"

"How about telling Mr. Hijikata to go to the death squad immediately?"

"It's not a wig, it's a team. How about this?"

"Is there any team name that is not private? Isn't it good to call it the Iron Armor Gintama Team?"

"not good!"

"Why are you denying me so uniformly at this time! There is no need for our Gintama characters to be so selfish and not give a single part of the scene to Tie Jia Xiaobao, right?"

“You weirdos, we’re going to call them sharks and cockroaches—ouch!”

Kabuda and the others did not participate in this 'battle' at all. Their eyes were the same as Captain Dragonfly's. However, Shark Pepper and Cockroach Bully wanted to join in, but found that they could not squeeze in at all.

These humans are so annoying!

Looking at this scene, Captain Dragonfly said: "..."

Three minutes may not be enough.

"Boom boom boom!"

Another thunderstorm interrupted the discussion. Captain Dragonfly nodded and came to a conclusion:

"Very good, both sides have come up with good names. This is the Zhuxie Team, and this is the Evil Team."

Shinpachi: "?"

"Wait a minute, Mr. Captain Dragonfly, is there something wrong with this name? We are not evil at all, the meaning of this name is too bad!"

Captain Dragonfly commented with a cold face: "No, you Gintama brats who are born evil, the Evil Team is perfect for you."

"We Gintama just have no moral integrity and are not evil! Captain Dragonfly, please change him!" Uchiha Shinpachi prayed.

Captain Dragonfly thought for a while and realized that this did seem a bit unfair, as if his butt was crooked, so he nodded:

"Okay, let's just label you as evil. Although it's not unfair, it's inappropriate. Then you call...the other team."

Shimura Shinpachi: "???"

It doesn't seem to be much better, right?

"This is too sloppy, can you..."

"No." Captain Dragonfly responded.

"Okay, now I announce that the "World's No. 1 Martial Arts Confrontation Conference" will officially begin from now on! "

In order to prevent Gintama from making any more planes, the flying dragonfly in Captain Dragonfly's hand made a gong sound, drawing everyone's attention to him.

Lin Li subconsciously took out the BBK reading machine and started recording.

I don’t know if it’s useful, but I’ll just record it first.

"The teams competing against each other are Team Zhuxie and another team. The contestants from the two teams are Lin Li and Xianchi..."

"This conference adopts a points system. The points will be recorded on the number plate on my chest. The left side represents the Zhuxie team and the right side represents the other team. The conference is divided into two stages: morning and afternoon. At the end of the afternoon, the team with the highest points will Get the prize of this confrontation——

Silver and bronze ancient books! "

"This ancient book can fulfill your wishes, let you get the things or people you want, and bring them back to the real world!"

"It is more useful than the Peace Star, and there are no fakes!"

"So, everyone-"

"Please use your best in the next competition and show your style!"