I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 498 497. "I am super, 〇〇!"

"A little bit, indeed."

Facing super large missile vehicles.

Okita Sougo looked at the two rocket launchers on his shoulders again. Compared with the big guy in front of him, they were really insignificant. He was still too conservative.

"I'm like 00's 00 seeing 00's 00 now, and I'm a little scared." Sougo said.

"Why are they all silenced? Mr. Okita, what exactly do you want to express?" Shinpachi complained as he listened to the constant beeps in his ears.

"However, Lin Lisang, although your 〇〇 is bigger than mine, I will not surrender if you don't press the launch button."

Shinpachi: "Now I understand."

Okita Sougo threw the rocket launcher 'casually' as if he was throwing away garbage.

It shouldn't be random.

because--

"Hey! Baga pervert! What do you mean you hit me in the face!" Kagura, who had just returned with Gintoki and others, now had a rocket stuck in her head, showing off her extreme beauty skills.

Probably similar to Hashimoto Kanna's Yan Yi in I Am Big Brother.

Shinpachi was busy holding Kagura back again.

Sougo didn't look back, and picked up his katana, with a little seriousness in his eyes, as if blood was brewing.

His eyes wandered over the missile vehicle, as if he was thinking about countermeasures. His eyes were fixed on Lin Li, and his body was already in a 'start' posture.

But Lin Li did not launch the missile.

Using missiles is a bit overwhelming.

It is indeed easy to send everyone away except yourself.

So, the next second he disappeared into the driver's seat of the car.

"Keng——Keng——"

The sound of steel hitting iron.

The dangerous aura spread, and Sougo turned around quickly, barely able to block Lin Li's heavy blow from the steel rod.

The collision and friction between the katana sword and the steel rod produced sparks.

Sougo staggered back a few steps, feeling his numbness, and looked at Lin Li with solemn eyes.

I definitely underestimated this opponent.

Not only is he also Doraemon, but his strength should not be underestimated.

Lin Li responded with a smile and continued to step forward.

The sound of collisions was constant.

The speed of the two people's attack and defense is getting faster and faster. If their eyes are a little more dazed, afterimages can even be seen.

A real martial arts showdown took place on the stage - compared to the previous arms race, at least it was quite real.

The speed of the two of them was getting faster and faster. When they returned to the edge of the stand, Shinpachi, who was not particularly good at swordsmanship, could no longer see clearly.

…

"Xiao Zong's swordsmanship is better than Lin Li's." Isao Kondo said.

"But the opponent obviously knows more than just swordsmanship." Gintoki added.

"We only loaded the Chinese MOD, but this guy Lin Li seems to have loaded everything."

"It's okay, Mr. Xiao probably has a trick up his sleeve." Isao Kondo said solemnly.

"Oh?" Shinpachi and Gintoki looked over curiously.

"As long as Mr. Xiao says, "Friends in the universe, please give me your energy," and then we raise our hands, Mr. Xiao can create something beyond his body..."

"Don't bother me anymore - forget it, we have been bitching about Dragon Ball all the time. Mr. Akira Toriyama has also received the apology letter many times. This one is the best. Gin-san, remind me to write an apology letter tonight. We have to Send it before this episode is released."

Shinpachi, who originally wanted to complain, thought about it and decided to accept this setting.

"Hi, hi! I know." Gintoki nodded, looked at the stage, and said softly: "It seems that he has lost."

On the martial arts stage.

"Sure enough, although you are ordinary people on Earth in terms of settings, you are on a completely different Earth after all, and you cannot be considered human at all." Lin Li moved his wrists and said softly to Sougo in front of him.

He was holding the steel rod in his left hand and the stolen blade in his right hand.

In terms of strength and speed, Zongwu has completely surpassed Lin Li's understanding of human beings.

In a state where nothing was activated and no abilities were used, Lin Li was only on par with him, or even slightly inferior to him - you know, Lin Li's body has been subtly being strengthened.

[Learning to Break the Faith of the Mainland People] In addition to allowing Lin Li to master the power of faith, it also allows Lin Li's physical fitness to increase at a slow rate - this effect is permanent.

Just like the dog head hiding in the toilet and stacking Q's, quantitative changes will lead to qualitative changes. Lin Li is no longer the same as he was back then.

But just like Lin Li said, "Sure enough," he had also predicted this situation.

After all, in "Gintama", when these guys are serious in the main storyline, they can smoothly cut off a cubic cement pillar with a side length of one or two meters with one sword.

Regardless of speed or strength, they are in no way comparable to humans.

"I don't know if I should feel lucky to be told by a monster that I am not human." Okita Sougo looked at the broken sword in his hand and the curled and incomplete blade on top of the broken sword.

The hardness of Lin Li's body exceeded Sougo's imagination.

Sougo felt like he was not cutting down a person, but a piece of super alloy steel.

Actually, it is.

"Lin Li, are you a cuckold? Why did you suddenly become a cuckold during the fight?" Sougo asked in surprise as he looked at the iron bucket above Lin Li's head.

"Don't worry about adults' matters, eighteen-year-old children. What do you know? Cuckolding can give people strength." Lin Li coughed twice, too lazy to explain.

Sougo: "?"

"Why doesn't Mr. Lin Li from our world also have a brain problem?"

"Oh? Lin Li, are you a cuckold? Can I be friends with you? Gui Xiaotaro likes friends like you the most. By the way, where is your girlfriend? What does she look like?" Gui Xiaotaro put on new clothes. There were many serious inquiries.

This friend, I have decided to pay.JPG.

Gui is indeed a fan of this.

There is a wife character in "Gintama" - the noodle shop owner Ikatsu. She was betrayed by her brother-in-law. At that time, Katsura participated in the rescue operation and unlocked this special hobby.

Go to a noodle shop to eat noodles every day.

The best thing he eats is noodles.

Gintoki also questioned him at the time, and Katsura's exact answer at the time was - "I didn't go with Ikumatsu 000 and 0000 and finally return 0000000!"

"Don't talk about your perverted behavior in such a serious manner. Also, Mr. Gui, when did you change into the Cao Cao costume? Did you bring the wardrobe with you? Where did you get it from?"

Shinpachi originally had only one sentence to complain about, but after he turned around and saw Gui's clothes clearly, he added a few more.

Elizabeth pointed to her lower body and held up the sign: "This is it. (Shy)"

"You 〇〇, how many things have you hidden?"

Elizabeth continued to hold up the sign: "Miaomiao-san, to be honest, like Sougo Okita, I am also a child-rearing robot from the 22nd century. My real name is Doraemon Elizabeth..."

"That's enough, shut up! Don't let me repeat the same complaints again. The life of the complainer is also life!"

On the martial arts stage, Lin Li still had time to respond to Wig:

"Wig, not only am I not a cuckold, I don't have a girlfriend, nor a wife."

"Besides, when it comes to green, your country is the one where no one dares to claim the first place, right?"

Originally, among the popular comics, Korean comics were the most awesome - with awesome painting style and awesome plots. As time went by, Japanese comics gradually caught up with them in this matter.

Pure love seems like a crime now.

"The story of my relationship between me with zero experience and you with all the experience", Lin Li is willing to call it the top cerebral palsy animation. He has heard of private cars being developed into taxis, but he has never heard of locking buses.

And this is actually quite popular in the island country - Lin Li's evaluation is: the industry is taking jujube pills!

When he and Gui were discussing whether there was a pill for the industry, footsteps came from behind him. Lin Li turned around again, but Sougo, who had not given up, rushed forward again with a broken sword.

Lin Li was no longer polite. Faced with Zongwu who was at the end of his crossbow, he turned over and smashed the last sword blade in his hand with a steel rod. He moved slightly, raised his hand and then lowered it. The steel rod was on Zongwu's left side. It was stabbed hard into the abdomen.

Sougo turned his head sharply, with a bit of cruelty in his eyes.

Lin Li looked at his left arm - Sougo's sword hilt with a bit of blade fragments was pressed against it and had already pierced his clothes. His hand was still exerting force.

This was probably Sougo's final counterattack - he didn't want to hide, he just wanted to get injured, but unfortunately, all the damage was absorbed by the iron barrel.

As soon as he raised his hand, the sword hilt flew to the ground.

After stabbing another stick in his right abdomen, Lin Li had no intention of winning the game by killing Sougo. He looked at Sougo who was completely unable to stand.

Lin Li reached out and pushed his back, pushing him towards Gui underneath.

"I will catch you!" Gui said seriously.

Then step back in crazy little steps.

Elizabeth, who was also retreating, raised the board: "Are you going to throw thumbtacks on the ground?"

"Forget it, just throw some bandages on the ground." Gui shook his head, "We resisting the barbarians don't do this kind of thing. We can just watch the fire from the other side, but we can't take advantage of others' danger."

So Elizabeth took out the bandage from her private parts and threw it on the ground.

"What kind of catch are you doing!" Shinpachi was about to step forward, but Hijikata Jūshirō and Isao Kondo had already surpassed him, catching Okita Sougo who fell down, and immediately started to bandage Sougo's wounds. .

Although there will be no real death, the reduction in combat numbers is unnecessary.

"This guy is very strong, roughly equivalent to twenty bosses, thirty Kondo bosses, fifty me, and six and a half billion Hijikata-san." Sougo, who was seriously injured, weakly said to his companions.

Then Sougo took a breath and lowered his head, only to see the wound that Hijikata Jushiro was responsible for bandaging. For some reason, it was pinched severely again.

"Why are Hijikata-san's quantifiers so exaggerated!"

"I've seen it, but it doesn't matter. This is not a one-person competition. Just take a good rest, Mr. Kondo." Isao Kondo shook his head.

"Okita Sougo left the martial arts stage for more than a minute. The winner of this game is Lin Li! Team Zhu Xie adds one point!"

As time passed, one minute passed quickly. Captain Dragonfly announced the result, and the score card on the left side of his chest also changed to 01.

"I underestimated you, Lin Li. I originally thought you were just an ordinary person." Zhuan Tianhou scratched his head and gave a thumbs up to Lin Li who stepped down, "I didn't expect that your strength seems to be stronger than Xiao Hai after Dacheng. Be awesome."

"The rest will be left to you." Lin Li nodded with a smile.

"Wait, Lin Li." Captain Dragonfly said.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li turned his head in surprise.

"Drive your car away." Captain Dragonfly pointed expressionlessly at the missile vehicle on the stage.

Lin Li: "..."

"Second round, unarmed martial arts!" After clearing the martial arts stage, the scepter in Captain Dragonfly's hand made a sound again, attracting everyone's attention to listen to the rules of the second round.

"Both sides fighting in this round are not allowed to hold any weapons in their hands."

"Failure is determined by meeting one of the following three conditions: death, being knocked out of the field for more than one minute, or admitting defeat."

"Because Lin Li won the last round, this round the Zhu Xie team will send players first, and the other team will follow."

After finishing speaking, Captain Dragonfly looked towards Lin Li.

"Now, team Zhu Xie is asked to select the contestants within three minutes."

"Let me go. In terms of unarmed kung fu, my Yuan Qi and Xia Lan skills are very strong! They are both unique martial arts skills that do not require weapons!" Xianchi took a step forward and patted his chest, feeling very confident. said to everyone.

"If that doesn't work, I can also try to use the zero force in my body!"

"I do recognize Xianchi's ability." Pilihu said, "I fought against him yesterday, and he is indeed very strong."

"Then..."

"Wait a minute." Just when everyone was about to make a decision, Lin Li said at this time.

Because of the strength Lin Li showed in the last round, everyone paid a lot of attention to him, so they turned to look at him, wanting to hear his opinions.

"——You are not allowed to hold weapons with your hands. Zhuyeqing's tail doesn't count as her hands, right? How about letting her hold a concealed weapon? Catch the opponent off guard?"

Lin Li's first reaction when he saw the rules now was to find loopholes.

Everyone: "?"

"this……"

I wanted to refute, but I couldn't.

Zhuyeqing indeed has no hands.

"It seems... reasonable." Dadu Rong scratched his head, but then said: "But this seems to be against martial ethics, right?"

Lin Li smiled: "In the last round, that guy Sougo pointed a rocket launcher at my head and talked about martial arts?"

But you can point a Dongfeng missile vehicle at someone's head and you won't lose your momentum - everyone thought.

"It's okay, why don't you let me go? I should be a little stronger than Zhuyeqing. My Yuan Qi and Gang Qi are very powerful. They are not considered weapons but they are better than weapons! Hidden weapons are still inferior after all!"

Xianchi still said.

Zhu Yeqing raised her eyebrows. Her unique skills were judged as inferior, and she chuckled.

Looking at Xian Chi and covering his mouth with a fan, Zhu Yeqing said with a smile: "Are you really that powerful?"

"certainly!"

"That little guy who is more powerful than me, why didn't you block the hidden weapon I just shot at you?" Zhu Yeqing said still in an understatement.

Xianchi: "?"

Zhuyeqing continued to smile and said, "Look at your butt."

Everyone lowered their heads, and then they discovered that dozens of fine needles were stuck on Xianchi's buttocks. The positions were very symmetrical. As Xianchi lowered his head and raised his buttocks, he twisted crazily.

Seeing this scene, Chenyue could no longer hold back her laughter, covered her mouth and said:

"Xianchi! Let me brag! You should get a shot now! You were attacked by a sneak attack and you didn't notice it yet! How stupid!"

"You made a sneak attack, Zhuye Qing, you don't have martial ethics!" Xianchi's face suddenly turned red.

"I am already a master of concealed weapons and have mastered low-level martial arts. Are you making things difficult for me by telling me martial arts ethics?" Zhuye Qing didn't care much about this. After thinking about it, she added.

"Oh, by the way, I'm also addicted to drugs."

Xianchi: "!"