I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 501 500. "I am superior, no more competition!"

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

What scene has Lin Li not seen before?

He has never seen this scene before!

Kagura on the stage was contented and humming a tune, while Shinpachi's pupils in the audience were shaking and his chin dropped to the ground.

"Hey - Mr. Gui! Just smash the scale and break off its pointer. Is this the method you came up with with all your wisdom?" Shinpachi turned to look at the little genius Gui and complained excitedly.

"That's right, am I a genius? I can't help it. I thought about it. There are eight of us here, eight robots and one cat. In total, I should only have one brain, so I can only take action. This is the truth. ! The new machine-made tile keeps touching your belly——"

Gui adjusted the Conan glasses that appeared on his face and said proudly and chicly.

"I told you not to use traffic anymore! And glasses are my specialty! Forget about Pokémon, I will never allow Conan to appear!" Shinpachi went up and broke Gui's glasses with a punch, and then Then he complained:

"And how smart is this! Look at Kagura, she has adjusted her weight to ten pounds? What is the concept of this? There is no such scale on the scale! Kagura is walking on the road now, and the ground is still Do I owe her ten pounds? Is this reasonable?"

"Is this reasonable?" Not only Shinpachi was questioning, but also Zodiac, Xianchi and others, but the target of their questioning was Captain Dragonfly.

Captain Dragonfly remained silent.

This is the most unspeakable game that he has refereed in his life. Damn the stone statue. Even if he kowtows to himself next time, he will not participate in such a game!

Hosting this kind of competition is really ruining your life!

If this continues, your gears will definitely get rusty.

"What's unreasonable?" Gui handsomely shook his long flowing hair and said not only to Shinpachi, but also to everyone on the Zhuxie Team:

"We didn't break the rules."

"It didn't attack your rabbit, nor did it affect your weighing. As for attacking your own scale, doesn't it say it's not allowed?

The result of the competition is compared with "the weight value, which is the value after the pointer is completely stable for five seconds." Captain Dragonfly, now that five seconds have passed, it's time for you to announce the result. Guili said confidently.

"That's right -" Sougo urged, and then began to reflect:

"The anti-barbarian patriots are so smart and Mr. Hijikata is so stupid. No wonder we haven't eliminated them until now."

"Kusou! Sougo, do you want to die!"

"What he wants to say is indeed what I want to say. I'm sorry, Team Zhuxie. Although I don't agree with it in my heart, it is approved by the rules. The weight result of the other team has been released, which is 0." Captain Dragonfly heard Yan nodded and said helplessly to the indignant zodiac signs.

"Ha——!? People have already tilted the pointer to the back of 0, it should be a negative number! I protest! I should be carrying ten pounds of Aru!" Kagura on the stage said dissatisfied.

"Little girl, please stop. The weight scale does not have such a scale. The lowest value is zero." Captain Dragonfly turned around and said.

"Okay, Kagura, just be satisfied! Get down here quickly, you 110-pound guy!" Shinpachi complained helplessly, as he really didn't want Kagura to continue to ruin the atmosphere of Wanshiwu.

No, Wanshiwu seems to have no atmosphere.

"Huh? Meow, glasses, you dare to slander Kagura-sama's weight. You said I'm not heavy at all! You're finished, Aru!" Kagura immediately became furious after hearing this. Anyway, he had reached the limit of his performance, so he jumped off He came to the stage and gave Xinba a love education.

Only Ruyue with a stiff face was left on the field.

Playing with sex? Lin Li understood this meaning from his expression.

She is indeed very good at Qing Gong, but the result she has to face now is the ultimate 0. Qing Gong is still Qing Gong after all. She cannot make her feet touch the scale, but has no weight - even if she can fly, it is difficult to control it to this level.

What's more, such a small scale is not enough for Ruyue to display all his Qinggong.

"Ruyue! There's no other way! Since the opponent once again doesn't respect martial ethics first, let's learn the opponent's method and destroy our weight scale!" Thunder Tiger immediately shouted loudly.

Ruyue Ye was not pedantic. He nodded after hearing this, then raised his fist and hit the scale hard.

"Dong——" After the silent knocking, Ruyue took a breath: "It's so hard!"

Looking at the scale that was attacked just now, it was almost unharmed and still intact.

"No! This is impossible. That little girl can easily break the screen with one punch. This is definitely an inferior product. Although Ruyue does not specialize in martial arts, she is not weak, so how can she not break it?

Captain Dragonfly, are your two scales made of different materials? If so, is this unfair? "

Thunder Tiger thought of the only explanation and immediately questioned Captain Dragonfly.

"No, the material of the two weight scales is the same." Captain Dragonfly shook his head, and then sighed deeply: "I originally chose a high-quality weight scale, which should not be easy to break. After all, among you Some people are too heavy, I have always considered the quality.

But the human girl named Kagura was penetrated all at once, and there was nothing I could do about it. "

"Stop it, she's not a human, she's..." Lin Li explained to everyone at this time.

The physiques of people cannot be generalized. Some humans look exactly like glasses, and there are also some violent and savage alien creatures that look exactly like humans.

"My stick should be able to help you break the screen." Lin Li thought for a moment and threw his steel stick up.

Steel rods come with real wounds. Since this scale is not something that can recover itself or have a thick health bar, it can be broken after a while.

"Sorry, the provision of this kind of materials is not allowed in the rules. I said it from the beginning." But before the steel rod reached Ruyue's hand, he was stopped by Captain Dragonfly.

Indeed, Lin Li nodded with a headache.

"Ah! Damn it, if I had known I was on it! Or with a hammer, the two of us should be able to break the screen!" Thunder Tiger said in annoyance.

This would at least lead to a draw.

"Dong-dong-dong-" Ruyue on the stage is still hitting the scale surface persistently, and at the same time running her own Qinggong, making the pointer always unstable. Unfortunately, the scale surface is always fine, even cracks. Didn't show up.

"Okay, give up, Ruyue, every time you suffer, you gain wisdom. It doesn't matter if you lose this game. It allows us to better understand the character of the opponent. We can win back the points in the subsequent games."

Passepartout looked at Ruyue's already somewhat red and swollen hands and said with some distress.

Old warm dog.

"Well...actually the "characters of the opposite party" you mentioned are actually just a few of them. We also have good people. The behavior of "Gintama" should not be extended to other animations. "Xinpachi, who was being beaten, said weakly at this time.

Don't cause trouble to other characters!

So Shinpachi then turned around and introduced:

"For example, in the work "Tiejia Xiaobao", all their characters have very good character..."

"Well done, Mr. Gui, your method is really good. If I had known that I would directly summon the Shark Giant and flatten the scale, it would have been zero." Shark Chili said earnestly from Gui's left.

"It's true, it turns out that this is how the game is played. We used to deal with Kabuda, and we were so stupid! I learned a lot, thank you, Gui." The cockroach bully said with emotion from Gui's right side.

Shinpachi: "..."

It's okay, these characters are not noble either.

Ruyue on the stage seemed to have heard Passepartout's words. She finally stopped beating continuously, but her legs still did not stop.

"I will not allow this kind of inexplicable failure. I have a solution." Ruyue said suddenly.

"What can be done?" Passepartout said immediately curiously.

"The conditions for the end of the game are to "attack the opponent, be heavier than the opponent, and admit defeat." Death does not count as surrender. "

"The stone statue told us again that death in this world is not real death. After death, the body will disappear directly."

"My disappeared body has no weight."

Following Ru Yue's description, everyone finally realized what she was going to do, but even Passepartout opened his mouth to speak when he heard such a bloody method, but stopped.

Because this is indeed a good way, strictly speaking, there is no cost.

"Then I can only wrong you, Ruyue." Lin Li thought for a while and said.

A draw is definitely better than being one point behind.

Losing a Ruyue has little impact.

"It's okay, as long as you bring back the reward for completely annihilating the year when you come back." Ruyue smiled freely, then she made a fist towards herself, and the fist went directly through her heart.

Because he had to die completely before the body would disappear, Ruyue did not stop there, but continued to use all his strength to attack every vital part of his body.

She even had time to complain: "If I had known I was going to get a fatal poisonous needle from Zhu Yeqing, I wouldn't have had to suffer like this."

"Also, the process of death is quite novel."

"To be honest, even if I know you are not really dead, I still can't stand this scene." Passepartout and the other zodiac signs had already turned their backs.

Under Lin Li's gaze, Ruyue gradually died and turned into stars and disappeared.

The value on the scale was also fluctuating and completely returned to zero.

"It's so touching! Great sacrifice! Mr. Gui! Look at the other side's method, and then look at our method! We didn't have much image in the first place, but this comparison has completely destroyed our image!"

With tears in his eyes, Shinpachi looked towards him and complained that he hated iron.

"Ah? Baba Miao, do you want me to die, Aru?"

"That's not what I meant!"

"I won't listen! Go and die first! Meow!"

"But I have to admit that this is indeed a great sacrifice." Okita Sougo looked at this scene and nodded calmly.

"Yes!" Jushiro Hijikata and Isao Kondo also nodded. For such an existence, the Shinsengumi will still show their respect.

"This is also the awareness we need to have, whether it is this world or a truly mortal world." Isao Kondo said.

"Boss Kondo is right, so Mr. Hijikata, for the sake of our team, you must commit suicide. Your existence will do you no good. Please hurry up and I can help you correct your mistake." Sougo immediately said to Hijikata said.

In the ritual of seppuku, the Jie Cuosu is to ask the person to commit seppuku, and then add decapitation in order to make the person die faster and avoid pain and suffering. For ordinary people, if they go to their abdomen, they will not die immediately, and it will be very painful.

"Tie Baa, it's you, Sougo, who deserves to be damned! After you die, my combat power will definitely surge to twice its original level!" Hijikata immediately began to face off with Sougo passionately.

"It's a very respectable approach." Five seconds after the weight scale pointer on the stage returned to zero, Captain Dragonfly said: "The result of the Zhuxie team is out, it is 0, which is equal to the other team."

"Because the two teams had the same results and neither team scored, the score is still 01:01."

"The morning game is over for now. A new game will start in the afternoon. Everyone can go back to their rooms and take a rest!" Captain Dragonfly said.

"Rest? Where should we rest? Is there a house for us here?" Isao Kondo scratched his head and asked.

"Your rest room is on the other side of the mountain, come with me." So Captain Dragonfly took Gintama, Iron Armor Xiaobao and Cyclone Claw to their room.

"I haven't had time before, so let me introduce to you some information about all of them." Lin Li looked at the location of their house from a distance and said to the people on his side.

"OK."

Know yourself and the enemy, and you will be victorious in every battle. The group of guys on the opposite side are indeed a bit perverted. Duolai Mi Xianchi and others really think that they need to obtain their information.

So everyone came to Lin Li's room and listened to his introduction and analysis.

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"As far as I've ever fought, I'm a little stronger than you, but the gap isn't that big. If you can take his knife away, you might be able to defeat him." Lin Li put away the steel rod and panted in front of him. Said the Diamond Sky Monkey.

In order to compare the combat effectiveness - Lin Li is currently fighting against the Sky Monkey.

"Huh - that's okay, then maybe I can beat the opponent in full power as long as I'm drunk." Diamond Sky Monkey said while sitting on the ground to rest.

"You can't tell the difference between us and our enemies when you're drunk. I don't recommend that you do this." Zhuye Qing glanced at him from the side.

"Hehe." Diamond Sky Monkey chuckled.

Lin Li was mentally calculating his combat power.

Among the Twelve Holy Beasts, except for Duolai Mi, Lu Lutong, who specializes in gunpowder, and Hong Jingtian, who specializes in medical skills, the others are about the same in terms of combat effectiveness.

That is to say, they have martial arts, and their strength is close to Okita Sougo, but there is still a certain gap. If the one-on-one time lasts for a long time, they will be defeated, which is not good.

As for the fighting power of Iron Armor Xiaobao, Lin Li has never experienced it, but considering that in the original work, they have a time limit to activate the super transformation form, the shortest is no more than three minutes, and the longest is no more than ten minutes.

As for them being naive under normal circumstances, Lin Li thought they should be fairly easy to deal with, which was good news.

"I hope the afternoon game can be a bit normal. I didn't expect to experience this kind of game! It's so frustrating." Zhui Feng sighed.

"I haven't even been on the field." Xianchi was also a little troubled.

"Don't wait for the afternoon game." Lin Li said at this time.

Everyone looked at Lin Li with some confusion.

"What will you do if you don't wait for the game?"

"Now go to their base and kill them all in one fell swoop." Lin Li said.