I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 90. 89. Hands-on with Dave

Although I didn't get enough sleep at all, but I was worried about the time when the day and night alternated at six o'clock-the door was broken because I didn't set up the formation, and my success fell short.

Lin Li woke up naturally on the wooden bed in the early five o'clock.

The more people care about a time, the easier it is to wake up before this time, which is better than an alarm clock.

"Sleep for another thirty minutes." Looking at the wall clock hanging by the bed, Lin Li, who was quite nervous, sighed.

...

"How come thirty-one minutes passed after I closed my eyes."

"Who stole my time."

Rubbing his eyes, he put the steel rod in his arms back into the warehouse, and Lin Li sat on the bed, shaking his head to wake himself up.

When I stepped outside, the sky was a dull fish-maw white.

The plants are still fighting, and in the courtyard, the clothes left by the zombies are piled up all over the floor.

"Good morning, Lin Li."

The plants greeted Lin Li.

"Good morning, but goodbye."

"Well, we should see you again at night, so don't die in the daytime." The little puff mushroom farthest in the batch said, and suddenly fell silent: "...Dave is here."

Lin Li turned his head, and Dave's big and small eyes were hanging on the wall in the old position.

"Dave, good morning."

Lin Li greeted him with an unchanged expression, sat on the floor of the courtyard, and placed it next to the plant maker, and pushed the boxing gloves given to him by Dr. Zombie to prevent Dave from seeing it. .

"You are really reassuring," Dave came to Lin Li after skillfully falling over the wall and leaving a big hole in the courtyard. I fell asleep so hard that I couldn’t get up after shouting outside for a long time, which really gave me a headache.”

"Aren't you the same? I called you a few times last night, but you didn't respond. I had to exchange two lawn mowers with you. Did you see it? Have you put it away? Don't be blown away by the wind gone."

Lin Lixun sat on the ground, doing simple warm-up exercises, and said casually.

"Oh, you said the two at the door, put them away, well, I admit, when I slept, I did sleep pretty hard." Dave scratched his head embarrassingly, "It didn't cause you any trouble Bar?"

"without."

Even solved most of the troubles for myself.

Lin Li felt a little funny when he heard Dave's lies.

"By the way, Dave, I have a question."

It was not yet six o'clock, and Lin Li didn't do anything after exercising his muscles and bones, but just spoke.

Lin Li didn't plan to do it now, one is that something is missing, and the other is that he wants to get some more information.

"Ask, I know everything." Dave said curiously.

"The time of my brain evolution yesterday was not exactly twelve o'clock, but a few minutes after twelve o'clock. Do you know why?"

"It's my problem." Dave nodded, as if it wasn't surprising, "Because I used a lawn mower to help you eliminate a row of zombies yesterday. This part is considered to be that you didn't fight independently, which affected your wisdom. The rate of evolution of the brain."

"I see."

Lin Li raised his eyebrows, and solved another doubt in his heart.

For example, why didn't Dave and Dr. Zombie just chop off all the hands and feet of the player, lock them up as pigs, and lock them up for three days before receiving their brains.

It must be required by the conditions for the formation of the brain of wisdom.

——Although I don't know why Dr. Zombie solved so many problems for himself, but it didn't affect him.

"Any other questions?" Dave asked, grinning as greasy as ever.

"No, I'll call you later."

Lin Li said with a smile.

He smiled and faced forward, looking at the plants bathed in the sun, because of his instructions, he didn't even speak the plant language, but just bid farewell to himself with his eyes.

The morning light passed through the leaves, and the day of the third day came.

"Okay, Dave, I have to make preparations first." The smile on his face disappeared, Lin Li got up and said.

"Okay, come on, beat the zombies."

‘No, the preparation this time is to defeat you. ’——Lin Li nodded to Dave, with such thoughts written in his eyes.

...

...

"Hey hey, I'm getting longer! Hey hey!"

"Hey hey, I'm coming out! Hey hey!"

"Hey hey, I can't do it! Hey hey!"

Lin Li lightly hit the cactus with a steel rod, and took a deep breath:

"Cactus 3-3, I suggest you not to say such ambiguous words, I kind of want to shovel you."

"I see." The female voice in the cactus said aggrievedly.

Still a female soul, too salty.

In "PVZ", when encountering a balloon zombie, the cactus will grow longer and stretch into the air, and will retract to its original position after shooting a cactus thorn to destroy the balloon.

And the words just now are what the cactus said before, during, and after the attack.

Lin Li could no longer look directly at it.

During the last day of the game, all kinds of zombies, mostly unknown before, appeared in the courtyard.

Clowns, Lord of the Dance, even Yeti and Catapult Zombies...

Among them, the King of Dance was beaten by Lin Li himself, because he suspected that it was the one that complained about him when he listened to his speech yesterday.

After the balloon zombie was defeated, Lin Li stepped forward and removed the rope under the blown balloon from the zombie.

Almost ready.

Looking at the ropes he took off from the balloon zombie and the bungee jumping zombie, Lin Li nodded.

——The role of the rope After defeating Dave, tie him up and try to force out Dr. Zombie's information.

Lin Li is good at binding tortoise shells. Of course, it's not because of any special hobby. It's just that he learned it by himself when he watched the heroine of "Flower Blooming Iroha" get tied up.

There is a little talent in this area.

Put the gloves in his own pocket, with the entrance facing the pocket - you can reach in and wear it at any time.

As for the collar, Lin Li thought about it for a while, and put it under the machine as a spare.

"Dave, are you there?"

Ready, Lin Li jumped over the wall and shouted to the next room.

"What's wrong?"

Not long after, Dave came out of the room and looked at Lin Li curiously.

"I found a strange phenomenon here, would you like to come and have a look?" Lin Li said.

"What phenomenon?"

"Come here, I can't say... It's hard to describe in words."

"coming."

Not long after, Dave turned over to the courtyard on Lin Li's side again.

"where?"

"This cactus, come and take a closer look, it's very strange." Lin Li, who was squatting next to the wretched cactus, greeted Dave.

"let me see!"

"Where is it? Why don't I feel that there is anything particularly strange?"

Squatting down, his big and small eyes were close to the cactus. Dave studied the cactus carefully, but did not find any strange phenomenon, so he asked suspiciously.

He didn't realize that Lin Li beside him had already stood up.

Looking at Dave who was squatting beside him, the steel rod was in Lin Li's hand, Lin Li had no expression on his face.

"call out--"

"Bang!!"

After a graceful arc, the steel rod with a piercing sound made close contact with the back of Dave's head, and the steel rod's pole touched the iron pot on Dave's head, making a loud noise.

"Well!"

Dave's face fell directly on the cactus.

"He kissed my face with his ass, he kissed my face with his ass!!!" The cactus wailed.

"You deserve it." Lin Li said in vegetable language, and at the same time took out the rope he had collected: "Let you be wretched."

"What are you doing... Lin... Li." Dave's intermittent voice sounded from the position of the cactus.

"Aren't you dizzy?"

Lin Li was not polite, raised his hand and waved his stick, and gave Dave another shot.

This time, the iron pot above his head was blown away.

Unexpectedly, Dave still didn't faint. With one hand, he turned over in the courtyard.

His face was covered with thorns, but his big and small eyes were brighter than usual. At this moment, he looked at Lin Li in shock and disbelief.

Lin Li stepped forward to mend the stick.

"What are you doing?"

The steel rod that Lin Li swung collided with Dave's hand that was trying to catch it, making the sound of broken fingers.

"Lin Li, I'm Dave? You don't eat charm mushrooms for breakfast, do you? You can't eat that!"

Lin Li didn't care about the other party's words at all, but frowned slightly, looking strangely at Dave, whose head was swollen, his hands were broken, and his face was covered with needles, but from his expression, he didn't feel any pain at all.

Because [Fake Dave] didn't care about the body at all, so he didn't cause any real damage?

I don't have the ability to attack mentally.

Lin Li threw away the stick, put his hand into his pocket, took out the glove, put it on his hand, and gave Dave a hard slap in the stomach.

The greasy fat unfolded like waves, absorbed most of the kinetic energy, and only made a dull sound, seemingly powerless.

It's just that at the moment when the glove started to flicker, Lin Li felt a numbness from the position of his hand.

It's broken, wouldn't Dr. Zombie's two props be pitfalls?

But in the next second, a pained expression suddenly appeared on Dave's face, which had been calm all along.

"What are you doing!"

Anger finally appeared in Dave's voice.

It was useful, Lin Li was overjoyed, and started punching continuously.

"Aren't you annoying? I keep asking the same question." Lin Li said while punching.

"Don't you want to... clear the level...!"

Just now Dave's intermittent was because his mouth was blocked by something, and the intermittent at this moment is because his soul is suffering and it is difficult to speak.

"Of course I would, but after I took the brain out of your ass and the roots of wisdom out of your house, my dear [Fake Dave]."

"Where did you know this?"

Obviously still being beaten, Dave's eyes narrowed sharply, showing a hint of ferocity in his eyes.

"Aren't you a little too fleshy?" Lin Li stopped answering, and started to concentrate on punching, still thinking in his mouth.

"ah--"

A meaningless growl suddenly came from Dave's mouth.

Hearing this, Lin Li was agitated for a while, and raised his fist, intending to punch Dave in the face.

"boom!"

But in the next second, before Lin Li's fist touched Dave, his butt exploded.

It exploded just like the watermelon Lin Li usually ate, and even the pants he was wearing outside caused Dave's body to flip over in the blast.

Face thus avoided Lin Li's punches.

The blood from the explosion spattered onto Lin Li's face, Lin Li subconsciously wiped it off with his fingers and put it in front of his eyes.

Don't be shit and fart, a dungeon of the underworld for a dog day.

Fortunately, it is not.

The liquid on the fingertips was green and translucent, and it even smelled like plants, but it was a little sticky.

It's not so much blood, it's more like the liquid that flows out when the stem of a plant is broken open.

It's really a plant body.

Looking at the buttless Dave who was no longer moving, Lin Li sighed.

It seems that the tortoise shell binding is no longer needed.

It's a pity, there are still many questions I want to press him.

I didn't expect this glove to be so fierce, it directly exploded the 'brain' of this body.

The zombies behind him suddenly became manic, and the reason was obvious. From Dave's buttocks, two glowing heads were slowly rolling out.

Are there only two?

The emitted light sent all the zombies into a frenzy. Lin Li hurriedly threw his clothes over, trying to block them.

"God has drawn a curtain before my eyes?"

"hiss--"

There was a sudden stabbing pain in his brain, and Lin Li subconsciously pressed his temple with his palm.

There was a strong tinnitus in the ears, drowning out the attacks of the plants and the howling of the zombies.

His vision gradually became blurred, and Lin Li began to feel dizzy.

"Fuck, it's not like the pill didn't block it?"

Grabbing the clothes wrapped around his head, Lin Li staggered towards the machine.

The collar given to him by the doctor is still there.

The vision in his eyes began to be surrounded by two pieces of darkness.

It was Lin Li's own upper and lower eyelids.

"Wow—"

Lin Li fell to the ground and hit his head on the lawn.

"Lin Li! Lin Li!"

"Wake up!"

The plants called anxiously.

Lin Li frowned, but did not wake up.

——

The consciousness in his head gradually recovered, and Lin Li opened his eyes in a daze. Wherever he could see, he could only see endless white.

At this moment, he seemed to be face down, lying somewhere.

It's broken, I shouldn't be dead, what's the situation now? Is it the final settlement interface of the copy? After telling yourself a BE, let yourself die completely.

This system can't be so doggy, can it?

Blood loss, is it possible that if I want to beat [Fake Dave], I must use the props given to me by the doctor.

"Um?"

Lin Li tried to call up the system, but the system immediately appeared in front of him as he wished—it was different from the white space before and after the copy was sent.

In the white space of the system, Lin Li couldn't do this.

"It's the first time I've seen a person's spiritual world look like this, so...inexplicable."

Dave's voice came from the ear.

"It's so strange, so strange, how could it be a piece of pure white, without even a picture of memory... can't see anything!"

Lin Li looked up and saw a person.

The huge head and degenerated limbs are floating in the air at this moment, swimming in this pure white space, and the huge eyes are full of confusion and puzzlement at this moment.

Body shape is the second player - the big head.

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