I Can Turn into a Fish

"Xiaoman turned off the live broadcast, and today's live broadcast is over!" The witch said angrily to the girl holding the tablet.

Xiaoman nodded bitterly, and said to the video: "Handsome guys and beauties in the live broadcast room, today's live broadcast is over, and oh, don't forget to pay attention to the witch's Taobao store!"

"Shut down!" Xiaoman looked at the boiling tourists in the live broadcast room, immediately quit the live broadcast, and put the computer into the bag!

Chu Xian was slightly taken aback when he heard Xiaoman's last words, a flash of inspiration flashed through his mind, and he looked at the witch in front of him, with a strange light in his eyes!

"Let's go, let's find a place to gamble!" What he didn't expect was that the witch who turned off the live broadcast actually said such a sentence!

"Uh, I won't play anymore, it's fine to drink tea!" Chu Xian shook his head speechlessly.

The witch's complexion changed. She is an anchor and also a magician. The poker cards in her hand seem to have no problem, but people in the magic industry can still find the problem. If the man in front of him is not a magician She is a master of gambling. Based on her experience, the possibility of the latter is much higher, so she became curious and wanted to know more about it!

Chu Xian's answer made her not know how to answer. She stood in front of him and stared straight at him.

"Why don't you go to my shop for a while!" Chu Xian also tried to invite him with some careful thoughts.

"Okay!" The witch immediately agreed with a sudden light in her eyes, and asked curiously, "What does your shop do? Is it a casino?"

Chu Xian's face darkened when he heard his words, and he said angrily, "You thought you were in Macau, and returned the casino?"

As he spoke, he walked to the small store not far away, took out the key and opened it!

"Ah? This?" The witch looked at the small shop in front of her with some disappointment. A plaque with the words "Ornamental Fish" hung in the center.

Chu Xian didn't pay attention either. It would be best for them to come in. It doesn't matter if they don't come in, but with their help, he will be smoother.

"Are you selling small goldfish?" Witch Yu Xiaoman said as she walked in, looking at the fish tanks and small fish in the store.

"Yes, I'm just an ornamental fish seller, not a magician, let alone the God of Gamblers you imagined, would you like some water!" Chu Xian greeted them with a smile when he saw them coming in.

"Not thirsty, how do you know the position of the card?" The witch shook her head and asked curiously.

"It's just memory. If you show me the cards, I can remember them by the way." Chu Xian lied.

"It's that simple?" The witch looked at him in disbelief.

"It's that simple. I really don't know magic tricks, let alone gambling!" Chu Xian spread his hands.

"Okay!" Seeing his sincerity, the witch nodded in disappointment, and then looked at the little fish in his shop, feeling somewhat lacking in interest.

"By the way, let me ask you a question?" Seeing that he seemed to want to leave, Chu Xian asked quickly.

"What question? I haven't lost to you now. If you ask some random questions, I won't answer you!" The witch looked at him warily and said.

"Um." Chu Xian was a little speechless, and waved his hand: "No, I want to ask you, if I want to ask you to help me sell fish online, how much will it cost for advertising?"

"Selling fish?" The witch was astonished, and then pointed to the ornamental fish around her: "You mean to ask me to advertise for you to sell these small fish? I think it's better to forget it. The advertising fee is more than the sum of all your fish." Even more expensive!"

"Of course it won't be these low-level ornamental fish. How much would it cost if I asked you to live broadcast the ornamental fish I want to sell?" Chu Xian asked again.

"Uh, this?" The witch hesitated for a moment: "I haven't done commercials, and I still do this kind of commercials with a live broadcast, so let's forget it!"

Hearing the witch's refusal,

Chu Xian was a little disappointed, but after thinking about it, he asked again: "What do you think is the best place to advertise if you want to sell ornamental fish?"

"I don't know about this, but if you want to sell ornamental fish, you can try it on Kuaishou. You can post the video of the fish to the platform, or you can start a live introduction!" the witch suggested.

"Quick hand!" Chu Xian murmured, took out his phone and immediately downloaded one. He had played this software for a while, and there were some funny jokes, naked big pricks and white legs on it. It was a relatively entertaining platform, but After changing the mobile phone, there is no download again.

"Do you play Kuaishou software too?" Chu Xian raised his head and asked her.

"Fun, I have more than two million fans on it!" The witch replied with some pride.

"Oh, what's your Kuaishou number, let me see."

Chu Xian paid attention to the witch's Kuaishou account, looked at it, it really has more than two million fans, and then said: "That beauty, you also follow me, I will post a goldfish video in the afternoon, if you want If so, I can give you a discount!"

The witch curled her lips and did not refuse: "Okay, tell me your account number, I will follow you."

"Yes." Chu Xian nodded.

The witch and Xiaoman left within a few minutes. Chu Xian immediately closed the door, looked at the more than one hundred goldfish in the fish tank, and began to transform them one by one.

It took five hours until night before Chu Xian transformed more than fifty goldfish of eight species. The transformation of goldfish took a lot of time and energy.

Rubbing his eyes, he looked at more than 50 beautiful and lovely goldfish of all kinds in the fish tank. With a smile on his face, he fished out a panda and put it in a separate small fish tank. Chu Xian took out his phone and opened the Kuaishou software It was filmed.

After filming several times in a row, Chu Xian chose a satisfactory video, thought about it, and wrote on the ground where he added the text: Selling all kinds of precious ornamental goldfish, panda goldfish video, priced at 2,000, add WeChat 1,500,000 if interested.

Immediately click send, and I am very satisfied after looking at my work.

Opening the store door, Chu Xian found a restaurant for dinner.

When he came to the store again, Chu Xian continued to struggle until eleven o'clock in the evening, and the remaining 50 or so goldfish were remodeled. Seeing that the fish tank was full of exquisite little goldfish, his face was full of excitement.

Taking out the quilt from the mat, Chu Xian got under the quilt, took out his mobile phone, opened the Kuaishou software, and clicked on his work.

"More than 30,000 hits?" Chu Xian was slightly taken aback when he saw the number of hits on the work: "It seems to be a hit!"

Chu Xian thought happily that if he became popular, the number of people who could see his work would increase a lot. Of course, his goldfish's exposure would also increase a lot. Then he looked at the comments below.