I Can Turn into a Fish

Chu Xian sat in the shop and watched the people coming and going on the street boredly.

It was evening now, the sky was getting dark, and the ancient lamps in the shape of oil lamps on the street were lit up, making the whole Guwu Street very beautiful.

There are more people in Guwu Street at night than in the daytime. The off-duty white-collar workers and students of Haiqing Normal University make the whole street extremely lively.

At this moment, a few boys with student appearance walked up to the front of his store, sized them up curiously, and then took out their mobile phones to take a picture of his store. Chu Xian looked at them with some doubts. Could it be that he saw it from the Internet? , come here especially?

"It's here, exactly the same as the background in Qingqing's photo." The four boys walked in and said to each other.

Chu Xian looked at them curiously, and said, "Welcome, the owner of the shop sells all kinds of precious goldfish, you can go in and have a look!"

"Yeah." The four boys nodded towards him, then walked in.

"It's these little goldfish." The flat-headed boy showed surprise on his face, and immediately took out his mobile phone: "Wait, I'll take a photo and post it on the post bar first, haha, um, let's just say, the environment of the shop is good, the boss is A handsome guy, but obviously not as handsome as me, Qingqing, I don’t think buying a fish tank can represent my heart, I’ll buy two for you to choose, I hope you can accept me when I confess my love to you tonight, haha, senior sister Brothers, I hope you will support me and give me some vitality, positive energy boy!"

"Third brother, you are really coquettish, and your routines are so deep!"

"Hey, Boss, Second, and Fourth, you should learn a little bit. Since ancient times, deep affection can't be kept, only routine people's hearts. I'll take pictures of these dozen fish tanks and upload them together on Post Bar!" Said proudly.

At this moment, the number of people replying to his live broadcast post has reached hundreds. Some students are sitting in front of the computer watching the excitement, waiting for the update of Haiqing's number one handsome man.

And the comments below are mixed.

"Forcibly inserting, the goddess is obviously teasing Diaosi, and this evil Diaosi actually believes it is true, if this is more successful than the confession, I will live broadcast live!"

"I agree, my goddess Qingqing is very proud, how can you and other fans catch her eyes, only a schoolmaster like me is her favorite male god!"

"Diaosi's counterattack? I hope the host can bring us positive energy and take down Qingqing!"

The short-haired young man flipped through the posts proudly, pointed at the fish tank in front of him while playing with his mobile phone and shouted loudly: "Boss, pick me two beautiful ones."

Chu Xian watched the four boys taking pictures and playing with their mobile phones as soon as they entered the store. He was a little curious. Hearing his words, he asked in confusion, "Do you want two goldfish or two tanks of goldfish?"

"Of course it's two tanks. What can two goldfish do?" the crew-haired youth said without hesitation.

"Haha, third child, why don't you buy twenty sticks for Qingqing to make her full?"

"Not bad, five sticks are not enough!"

"Hey." The flat-haired young man smiled: "Can you guys show some love? How can such a cute goldfish be eaten? By the way, boss, is your goldfish delicious steamed or braised?"

Chu Xian suddenly laughed when he heard their conversation: "I think what you should consider now is to buy the goldfish first!"

"Choose two tanks of goldfish, please choose a prettier one for me." The flat-haired boy raised his eyebrows and pointed to the fish tank in front of him again.

"My goldfish are all very beautiful. Just the two in front of you. They have all eight types of fish!" Chu Xian said, looking at them playfully.

"Okay, then let's go with these two!" The flat-haired boy nodded indifferently: "How much is the boss?"

"There are thirteen goldfish in total, twenty-six thousand, and I will give you two fish tanks!" Chu Xian said with a smile on his face.

"How much is the boss?" The voice of the crew-cut voice suddenly increased,

The three roommates next to him also looked at him in astonishment.

"Twenty-six thousand, two thousand per fish, no counter-offer, buy more than five fish and get a free fish tank!" Chu Xian looked at them and said with a smile again.

"Gudu!" The flat-haired boy swallowed and spit, "Boss, are you kidding me? How could there be such an expensive goldfish that sells for more than two thousand? It's made of gold?"

Chu Xian smiled: "All the goldfish here are rare and expensive species, and two thousand ones are already considered cheap."

"This..." The short-haired young man stood there in embarrassment holding his mobile phone, his face burning hot!

"Third!" At this moment, the boss touched his arm, walked to a fish tank, pointed to the small strip on it, and said bitterly, "I just saw it too!"

The flat-headed boy's face instantly turned black.

"Haha, haha!" One of the boys suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud: "I said the third child, now I know why Qingqing published that circle of friends, just five goldfish cost 10,000 yuan, who can buy it?" Are you interested? Now that I think about the reply below, it’s really fun. I want to buy 20 for the goddess, but five are not enough to eat, so I want to buy all of them from this store! Haha, it’s really interesting.”

"Your sister's fourth child, don't make sarcastic remarks here!" The boy with the short hair kept changing his face.

"Hey, the goddess teased Diaosi, but you are the only one who is the stupidest Diaosi. You came here so stupidly, third child, what should I do with the live broadcast?" The boss gloated and patted him on the shoulder, and asked earnestly.

"Ma Dan!" The short-haired young man scolded angrily, and said with a mournful face: "What else can I do, to prove that no one knows my post bar number, I am sad, let's take a photo to end it!"

The crew-cut youth took out his mobile phone, took a few photos, and then took a photo of the price tag posted on the fish tank, and posted it in the post bar with a dark face.

"Come to this goldfish shop, don't say anything, post a few photos, I won't chase after the goddess, and also, those boys who replied in the goddess' circle of friends, come, I have already found the way for you , The price is also for you, um, take out all the living expenses for the next semester, 2,000 yuan a piece, no counter-offer, buy five and get a fish tank for free, the one said to buy 20 for the goddess to eat Brother, you are such a rich man, and you have a buddy who wants to buy all the goldfish in the store, well, you are a god, I am poor and quit!"

Attach a picture, and the young man with a flat head clicks to send!

"welcome!"

Chu Xian ignored the four students and greeted someone warmly when he saw someone walking in.

"Well, hello boss, are you the seller who sells goldfish on Kuaishou?"

"Hi brother!"

A middle-aged man and a girl came in, and they greeted Chu Xian very politely.

"Yes, yes." Chu Xian nodded, and said to the little girl, "Hello, little sister!"

"Hehe, we saw that the little goldfish you sell on the Internet is very beautiful, so we came to have a look." The middle-aged man said with a smile.

"Then you are really in the right place. All the goldfish here are rare species. The quality is guaranteed, and they are absolutely treasures!"