I Can Turn into a Fish

"My sports car is new, and the insurance hasn't come down yet!" The sports car youth said immediately when he heard what the middle-aged traffic policeman said: "Several traffic policemen, I won't wrong others for no reason, and I don't care about such a small amount of money, but this kid kept saying I didn’t even say an apology, so this matter can’t be settled like this.”

"This road is very narrow, and my vehicle is not on the side of the road, so he came over without eyes." The sports car youth continued.

"One person should bear half of the responsibility. Go to the 4S shop and ask how much your car needs to be repaired, and you should pay half of the money!" The young traffic policeman said again later.

Chu Xian frowned when he heard the young traffic policeman's sentence, and said to the surrounding crowd, "Big brothers and sisters, if you have seen what happened just now, please stand up and prove to me that he bumped into it, not me. Go ahead, thank you!"

"It should be the car behind that crashed into the young man riding the bike!"

Suddenly there was a small voice from behind.

Chu Xian was overjoyed, and said hastily: "The big sister in the back, please come over and tell the traffic police brother."

"Sister, you will be legally responsible for what you say. You can't use what you say. If you are sure, you are sure. Did you see it with your own eyes just now?" The young traffic policeman frowned and said loudly.

"This..." After saying a word, there was no sound.

"Since there are no witnesses, both parties should bear half of the responsibility!" the young policeman announced.

Chu Xian frowned at the traffic policeman, and asked with a bit of embarrassment: "Several traffic policemen, are you sure this is the sentence?"

"Sure, all the losses between the two of you will be shared equally. If you have any doubts, you can appeal." The young traffic policeman nodded and confirmed.

"No problem." The sports car youth watched the young traffic policeman frown together, nodded, and said angrily, "Forget me today!"

"Share all the losses equally?" Chu Xian asked again with a gloomy expression.

"That's right, you can just give this young man a maintenance fee of tens of thousands of dollars." The young traffic policeman nodded.

"Okay!" Chu Xian took a deep breath: "Excuse me, how much is your sports car worth?"

"One and a half million, the car I just picked up two days ago, and now the loss is so serious, it can't be solved without 50,000 to 60,000!" The young sports car stared at him and said.

"Okay, one and a half million, right?" Chu Xian nodded, walked to the side and found a stone and walked over.

"What are you doing? What do you want to do?" The sports car youth saw that he had picked up a stone on the side of the road, looked at him in astonishment, and couldn't help taking a few steps back.

"What are you going to do? Hurry up and put down the stone on your hands!" Several traffic policemen immediately surrounded him!

"Don't worry, traffic policemen, I won't do anything? Since the losses are shared equally, I'll make up for mine!" Chu Xian squeezed over, walked to the side of the luxury car, and threw a stone at it!

"Touch!" The stone fell heavily on the sports car and a dent appeared. Chu Xian picked it up and threw it at the sports car again!

"Are you fucking looking for death!" The sports car youth saw his car being smashed, and ran over with red eyes.

"What are you doing, stop it quickly, do you know that damaging other people's belongings is a crime!" Several traffic policemen also froze for a moment, and hurried over.

The surrounding crowd looked at the young man who was throwing a stone at the sports car with astonishment on his face, a little stunned.

"What are you doing? Put the stone down quickly!" Several traffic policemen came over and shouted angrily at him.

"Several traffic policemen, since you all said that the responsibilities are shared equally, then I will share the responsibilities equally." Chu Xian shrugged at them: "Please let me take something."

Walking to the side of the electric car that fell on the ground, Chu Xian raised the fish box from the ground, looked at the two koi inside,

An evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the rule was instantly activated, and the two swimming koi turned over motionless in an instant, as if they were dead.

"Since the responsibilities are equally shared, let's talk about compensation." Chu Xian looked at the sports car young man mockingly, and put the fish box in his hand in front of several traffic policemen under the suspicious eyes.

"The Lion Queen and the Xishi koi are each worth at least one and a half million yuan. If you don't believe me, take it for appraisal. I didn't want to trouble you. Since I want to share the responsibility equally, let's talk about it. I don't need you to lose money, I just smash your car!"

Chu Xian took out a cigarette and said to them.

Several traffic policemen looked at each other and glanced at each other, and the sports car youth looked at him with astonishment on his face.

"It's really the Lion Queen and Shih Tzu, it's real!" A spectator not far away, seeing the two koi in the water tank, suddenly exclaimed excitedly and hurried over.

"Beautiful, really beautiful, champion fish, this is a champion fish!" The middle-aged man in his fifties squatted down and looked at the two koi carefully.

"The price of these two koi is at least three million yuan, even more than four million is normal. This color is even more beautiful than the champion lion queen in Shenzhen two years ago. It's a pity, it's a pity, the two koi Appears to be dying."

Hearing the middle-aged man's constant exclamation, the people around gasped and stared at the two fish in astonishment!

Hearing the middle-aged man's words, the young man in the sports car only felt his face darken. He took a deep breath and looked at the two fish on the ground in a daze!

"Several traffic policemen, if you don't believe this uncle, you can ask someone to identify it again to see if it is as he said. The price of two fish is 3 million, and his car is worth 1.5 million. I will give him I’ll just let it go if my sports car smashed, no objection!”

As he spoke, Chu Xian looked at the young man with the sports car, and asked mockingly, "Do you have an opinion? It's fine to have an opinion, and it's okay to lose money, but I want to smash your sports car even more!"

Looking around, he found an auto repair shop. Chu Xian walked over, and while the boss was stunned, he borrowed a hammer and went to the side of the sports car, and looked at the sports car young man with a playful look: "So you bumped into me? Don’t care about it, it’s just two fish, but you actually said that I rubbed against your car, haha.”

"Look, this is what you call a luxury car!" After Chu Xian finished speaking, he landed on it with a heavy hammer.

"You..." The sports car young man stared at Chu Xian angrily, his expression kept changing, he was extremely embarrassed, but he could stop him, asking him to take out 1.5 million would be better than smashing his sports car up.

"Bump." The voice kept thinking, a cool sports car gradually became uneven, and the surface was completely deformed.

"Huh!" After about five minutes, Chu Xian took a tired breath, looked at the people who were still in shock, and returned the hammer in his hand.

Walking to the side of the young man in the sports car, Chu Xian asked with a smile on his face, "Okay, are you satisfied now? Are you still asking for compensation? Several traffic policemen are here, if not, I will leave."

"You..." The sports car youth looked at him with a darkened face, but he didn't say a word!

"Then I'm leaving." Chu Xian smiled at him and a few traffic policemen, especially the two traffic policemen who came later. He smiled unexpectedly. He picked up the fish box on the ground, picked up the electric car, and found that it could still be used. , sat up and drove towards the distance.