I Can Turn into a Fish

Li Feng and the others became excited when they got the news, Tencent Toutiao, this is one of the most visited websites in the country.

"This time not only will we be able to deal with this arrogant store manager, but it will also allow us to hold our heads high in the newspaper office!" Li Feng and the others were in a good mood, with smug expressions on their faces, and they walked to the breakfast shop beside them. Started a career as a paparazzi.

When Chu Xian arrived, several people quickly snapped a few photos. They were a little annoyed that they didn't get any photos last time. If there were photos, this guy would have been notorious long ago, but it's not too late now.

Because of the distance, they did not hear Chu Xian's words. When they saw the onlookers enter the store, they looked at each other helplessly and could only wait here.

At this moment, Chu Xian was also full of smiles when he saw a group of curious onlookers walk into his store. In this society, he was not afraid of others making trouble.

"Haha, everyone is welcome to the largest black shop on Guwu Street." Chu Xian stood at the front and spread his hands in front of everyone, jokingly said, pointing to the goldfish in the fish tanks around him and continued: "This is the two things that went viral on the Internet. A goldfish worth a thousand yuan, but one thing I want to correct is that yesterday, I have adjusted their price to 3,000 yuan a piece."

The people who came to the store looked at each other in blank dismay, looking at the somewhat crazy boss, thinking in their hearts that this guy could not really be a lunatic!

"Hey, I want to see what kind of goldfish it is, but it costs two thousand yuan a piece!" The young man at the front looked around and laughed, and walked directly to the front of a fish tank.

Chu Xian smiled: "Look at it casually, but let me emphasize again, it's a goldfish worth 3,000 yuan each."

"What kind of goldfish is this? I haven't seen it before. It's so beautiful!" The young man who had just walked in front of the goldfish exclaimed with his eyes wide open when he saw the small goldfish inside.

"Holding a grass, is this still a goldfish? The whole piece of art is so beautiful, look at this tail, hold the grass and hold the grass!" A tourist who followed followed with a surprised exclamation.

"This goldfish is really beautiful. If it sells for 2,000 yuan, oh no, maybe 3,000 yuan!"

"Black, it's really black. Nima sells a goldfish for three thousand. However, this black shop is probably doing a good job!"

"Crazy black shop, looking at these little goldfish, I want to buy it!"

"Ma Dan, boss, can you stop being so black-hearted, can you sell us a little cheaper, 3,000 yuan is really too expensive, or 1,000 yuan, I'll buy five!"

Chu Xian smiled when he heard what they said, with a smug look on his brows. To an outsider, although these goldfish are beautiful, they are indeed too expensive and too dark to sell for three thousand yuan, but even if they are expensive, Even if it is black, people have the desire to buy, this is the charm of beautiful things!

"If you don't bargain for 3,000 yuan, maybe the price will increase in the future. After all, everyone on the Internet knows about my small shop." Chu Xian said directly to the group of them.

"Ma Dan, you want to increase the price. It really is a black shop of profiteers. Boss, I want to take pictures and publish your behavior. You will be condemned by the netizens!" A young man said, taking out his mobile phone with a look of love on his face. Take pictures of the goldfish in the fish tank!

"Haha, take pictures as you like!" Chu Xian said indifferently, watching someone outside looking at his shop curiously, the smile on his face grew stronger.

In less than ten minutes, his shop was full, and Chu Xian had no choice but to say loudly: "Friends who have seen it, please leave quickly, there are still many tourists outside who want to see my black shop, please give the tourists behind a chance! "

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, I'll get out right away."

Several young people took enough photos and videos, walked outside, walked to the door, looked at Chu Xian, and said speechlessly: "Boss, I really don't blame the morning newspaper and netizens for hacking you,

The price of your goldfish is really ridiculous, let me know when it will cost a few hundred yuan a piece. "

Hearing the young man's joke, Chu Xian replied with a smile: "Then you may not be able to wait."

"Your sister!" The young man gritted his teeth and glared at Chu Xian, and then walked out of the store with a few companions, saying as he walked: His sister, it's really a black shop, a black shop, and a piece costs 3,000 yuan. Unscrupulous boss!

"That's right. Although goldfish are pretty and pretty, they are too dark for us to afford."

Several young people felt that grapes were expensive because they couldn't eat grapes, and they shook their heads and walked towards the distance.

Li Feng and the others who came to the store to inquire about some news at close range heard what they said, and looked at each other with a hint of surprise in their eyes.

After staying outside for a while, they found that everyone who came out said that the goldfish in this store were too expensive, too dark, etc., and their faces were full of displeasure!

"Haha, now we have a topic, call the Industry and Commerce Bureau, and seal this shop today!" Li Feng said excitedly.

"Okay Brother Feng, even if we don't call, people from the Industry and Commerce Bureau will probably come over today. After all, this goldfish shop is already well-known on the Internet!"

"Haha!" Several people laughed excitedly, walked to a nearby teahouse and sat down, chatting leisurely.

At this moment, Chu Xian also laughed.

"Boss, I'll transfer the money to you via WeChat, 15,000, right?" A middle-aged man said to him holding a fish tank.

"Well, 15,000, the fish tank is a gift!"

"Okay!" The middle-aged man directly transferred 15,000 yuan to him.

The people around stared blankly at the completion of this transaction, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help twitching. Some people even took out their mobile phones, turned on the news, and murmured: Is this what the Internet calls a black shop? It is black enough, darker than what is said on the Internet, but even if it is black, some people are willing to buy it, not to mention, the experts who know the goods can recognize it, the fish in this store are all rare species!

After completing a transaction and getting 15,000 yuan, Chu Xian was also very happy. He sat on the bench, turned on his phone and looked at it.

Under the microblogs of several big Vs he followed, each of them has tens of thousands of replies at the moment, basically all of them are spraying him. Chu Xian looked at the popularity of this message, and it has already been ranked before the hot search three.

"It seems that it's almost done, and the next plan can be carried out in the afternoon."

There was a glint in Chu Xian's eyes.

"This time, I really want to thank the good comrades in the newspaper office a few days ago. I was worried about how to publicize it. They gave me such a big opportunity. They are really good people!"