I Can Turn into a Fish

This is to certify that the ornamental fish shop at No. 108, Guwu Street, has no phenomenon of forced buying and selling, the price of goldfish sold is fair, and there is no phenomenon of violating market transaction prices and behaviors. This certificate is hereby issued.

Holding a certificate issued by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau in his hand, Chu Xian showed a slight smile on his face, took out his phone to take a photo, and then opened Weibo.

However, when he saw that the information on his latest Weibo reached more than 100,000, he couldn't help being stunned. Looking at the reply below, he laughed: "It seems that even without this proof, it doesn't matter!"

However, he still posted a Weibo, posting the certificate issued by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and then wrote: In the past two days, I suddenly discovered that there are online big V and public Weibo smearing the small shop, so I would like to find the staff of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau I will issue a certificate to prove the innocence of the store. I also saw many tourists wanting to buy goldfish. If you are interested, please add me on WeChat.

"Hey, the last sentence is the key point!" Chu Xian had a treacherous smile on his face, and wrote his WeChat on it at the last moment.

Chu Xian looked at the number of followers on his Weibo, and it has already exceeded 100,000, and the number of followers keeps increasing every second. It is estimated that after this incident, his Weibo followers will be at least five or six hundred thousand, or even And possibly even higher.

The information on the Internet is the fastest to spread. This morning, there was an uproar about the sky-high price goldfish incident in Guwu Street, Haiqing City. In the afternoon, there was a huge reversal.

Some tourists who eat melons said that they are being played around, but this can be regarded as the fun of surfing the Internet, and among them, the Weibo of Wonderland Ornamental Fish is completely popular. It is because of the video and photos of goldfish in this microblog.

At the moment in the office of the Morning Post, Li Feng was typing on the keyboard with excitement on his face, and sharp words appeared in the document. At this moment, he felt that he had transformed into a human hero and was doing things for human beings.

However, what he didn't notice was that a middle-aged man with a livid face and eyes full of anger walked towards him slowly, clutching the mobile phone in his hand tightly, as if it was about to be crushed!

"Li Feng!" The editor-in-chief shouted with a sullen face, thinking about the ridicule and jokes about Haiqing Morning Post on the Internet, the veins on his face popped up, and a pair of angry eyes stared at Li Feng.

"Oh editor, wait a minute, today's follow-up of this black store has been well written, and it will definitely cause a lot of repercussions when it breaks out tomorrow, and it will also be a very good image for our morning newspaper." propaganda." Li Feng replied with a smile while typing.

"Touch!" Suddenly, a muffled sound fell on his desk, Li Feng was startled, and everyone in the office was also startled!

"Let me ask you, did you check out yesterday's report, and are you sure that it is a black shop!"

Li Feng looked at the grim editor-in-chief with a trace of cold sweat, nodded, and said timidly: "We saw it in his store, and the goldfish is quite beautiful, but the price is two thousand one. cheat some..."

"Shut up, you three come here!" the editor-in-chief roared angrily, and then walked towards his office.

Seeing the angry look of the editor-in-chief, Li Feng looked embarrassed, and walked in with some trepidation.

The staff outside looked at each other, and then they heard the sound of the table being slapped inside, and couldn't help shrinking their heads. This was the first time they had seen the editor-in-chief get so angry.

It didn't take long for Li Feng and the others to walk in with ashen complexions. They changed from a copywriter to a proofreader. If they don't make great contributions in the future, their lives are basically over.

Chu Xian didn't know how these people were treated. If he knew, he would treat them to a meal with sympathy and give them some advertising fees by the way.

"Passed!" At this moment, Chu Xian was holding his mobile phone and clicking on the messages passed by his WeChat friends one by one.

In less than an hour, hundreds of people have added him as friends, many of whom are users who want to buy goldfish.

"Boss, I want to buy five, how do I pay?"

"Boss, I want ten pieces, did you transfer the money to you through WeChat?

"Can goldfish be cheaper?"

"Can I give you a discount if I buy ten pieces!"

There were more than a dozen messages sent just after passing through. Chu Xian suddenly felt in a hurry. He looked at the chaotic shop again, smiled helplessly, and then lowered his head to reply to the messages on WeChat.

It wasn't until after six o'clock in the evening that Chu Xian processed all the information.

"One hundred and twenty orders range from over 10,000 at least to over 30,000 at the most, over 700 goldfish, and over 2 million!" Chu Xian showed an excited look on his face. In just one afternoon, seven or eight hundred people Added his WeChat, and more than a hundred of them have been able to confirm the purchase.

"Wow, it seems that there are not enough goldfish in the store. It seems that I have to remodel a batch, and..." Chu Xian pondered in his heart, then opened Weibo and posted a message on it. The number of goldfish is currently only Three hundred pieces, friends who want to buy please place an order quickly.

Posting this Weibo, he didn't want others to buy it quickly, but a way to cover up.

He was able to produce 300 goldfish which shocked some people, but if he knew that he could sell without limit, it would definitely arouse some people's curiosity and attention. If someone really wanted to check it, he couldn't hide it at all.

That's why he posted this message, to tell some people that I only have these goldfish, and they will be gone when they are sold out.

Of course, he won't just sell 300 goldfish. He didn't choose Taobao for online sales. No one knows how many goldfish he sold, so he doesn't need to have any scruples. As long as there is an order, he can take it. , the only thing that makes him feel pain and happiness is that he needs to spend a lot of time to transform goldfish.

"It takes a long time for so many orders to be remodeled, so the store cannot be opened, but the store cannot be closed. Having a physical store is a kind of guarantee for online customers. It seems that I have to hire Now that I am an employee, it seems that I am going to be the boss."

Chu Xian thought to himself, with a smile on his face, having employees, he had never thought of such a thing before.

"Well, just find a shopkeeper. You don't need any ability. You just need to be female, beautiful, and have a sweet smile. Quack."