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Chapter 170 Mother's Warning (Part 7!)
In the end, Jiang Xiaobai, who was skinned a bit, was met with mixed doubles from his parents. The screams from Jiang Xiaobai almost scared the neighbors to call the police! ←_←
After playing around for a while, Jiang Xiaobai obediently squatted in front of the sofa, accepting questions from his parents.
Mother Jiang: "Tell me! What happened to that small town?"
Jiang Xiaobai: "When I was online before, I saw some netizens saying that the small town in California was for sale, and the price was not expensive. Then some students said, if you have money, you can buy it. Being the mayor of the town yourself is awesome! Then I made a few hundred million by gambling with stones, so I thought about buying it!"
"Mom, can we give a small bench to sit on? I'm the mayor of Meidi now. You let me squat like this and let my townspeople know. How embarrassing!"
"Pfft! Stop talking nonsense! It's the townspeople! You think I don't know, it's an abandoned town!" Jiang's mother mercilessly exposed her son's lie, "You are a poor commander 570!"
Jiang Xiaobai immediately retorted: "It was in the past, but it won't be in the future! I'm not bragging to you, Mom, in the near future, it will become the richest place in the United States and even in the world."
Turning a blind eye to her self-proclaimed son, Jiang's mother said angrily, "Stop bragging! You haven't talked about the diamond mine yet!"
"I'm talking about the diamond mine!" As he spoke, Jiang Xiaobai explained his plan to cooperate with the Bolton family to build a diamond theme park in the small town of Cerro Gordo.
When Mother Jiang heard that the diamonds she picked up in that park could be her own, her eyes lit up immediately: "So good? Son, can I go to your mother?"
Looking at his mother with bright eyes, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly said helplessly: "Mom, what are you going to do? You want diamonds, so why don't you just have your son dig a piece for you? Is it big enough for a watermelon? Not big enough, I'll dig you one as big as a melon! It's thick and long!"
"Crack!" A pillow hit Jiang Xiaobai's face!
Jiang's mother gave her son an angry look, and said, "Jiang! Xiao! Bai! All right! I went to the United States Emperor, did you drift away? You! How dare you talk to your mother like that!"
"I was wrong! Mom!" Jiang Xiaobai immediately realized that he had accidentally driven a car just now!
Sure enough, after getting along with girls for a long time, it is easy to get used to speeding!
But Jiang Xiaobai made such a fuss, Jiang Mu immediately lost interest in diamonds!
Think about it! This thing is always the most longing for when you can’t get it!
Thinking of the diamond mine with astonishing reserves owned by her son, Jiang's mother suddenly lost interest in diamonds!
Hey! What's so rare, isn't it just a shiny stone!
"And that female star?" Skipping the topic of the town and diamonds, Mother Jiang brought the topic to Nicole again, "It looks like you have a good relationship with her! I can have a mixed-race grandson, right?"
Jiang Xiaobai said without hesitation: "It may also be a mixed-race granddaughter! Mom, your thinking is old-fashioned! Didn't you listen to the government's call? Boys and girls are the same, and the daughter is also a later cedd)!"
"You're trying to play tricks on me, aren't you?" Jiang's mother gave her son an angry look, "That's what I said! As long as it is your offspring, I will treat boys and girls as treasures!"
"Bright!" Jiang Xiaobai immediately praised his mother, "I knew my mother was the most open-minded!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "But don't worry! The grandchildren promise to let you hug them enough! I'm afraid you won't be able to hug them when the time comes!"
When Mother Jiang heard this, she said angrily, "You treat him like a pig? You can't report it, how many are you planning to let him have?"
Jiang Xiaobai said in surprise: "I didn't say to let Nicole live alone!"
"Huh?" Jiang's mother was stunned for a moment, and then she reacted, "You...you kid! Besides Nicole, do you have other women?!"
"Uh......." Jiang Xiaobai blinked, only then realized that he seemed to have slipped the tongue!
"Oh, right!" At this time, Jiang's mother suddenly rang and said, "I remember you said that you liked a girl in the class, right? It seems to be Zhou Xiaofei! Yes! It is Xiaofei! Her mother brought her to the store to buy jewelry a while ago!"
"Huh?" Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, why didn't Xiaofei mention this matter before!
Hmm... I guess I'm embarrassed to say it!
After all, I ran to see my future mother-in-law without discussing with myself, I must be shy!
"Son, you can do it! You still have two boats on your feet!" Mother Jiang said, "And it's two boats that go across borders and oceans! Your legs are long enough!"
Jiang Xiaobai immediately licked his face and said, "Isn't that born by my mother!"
Go away!" Mother Jiang spat on her son, thought for a while, and said with a serious expression, "Xiaobai, Mom knows you are rich now, but you must be cautious about emotional matters!"
"As a man, you can be passionate, but you must not be promiscuous, let alone amorous!"
"I don't want my son to become a silver devil who only knows how to shoot! You know?"
Hearing his mother's serious admonition, Jiang Xiaobai also put away his smile and nodded: "Got it, Mom!".
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