I Can’t Be a Sword God

It was once again a setting sun.

In the distance, the shadow of a dog sneaked along the hillside to the front of Lanluo Temple.

The person who came had thick eyebrows and big eyes, but his appearance was piercing. Even though he was wearing a Confucian shirt and a Confucian crown, he didn't look like a scholar at all.

Looking at the meaning of the corners of his eyes and brows, he looks very much like those literati who came to the brothel in the evening to wait for a good girl.

In fact, there was no need for him to dress up as a scholar, but he insisted on doing so. He also said that a scholar, a ruined temple and a female ghost are a perfect match... he had to leave it to him.

The road to the world.

Happy boy.

The person who came was naturally the seventh young master of the Wang family, who came from Yuhang Town.

Wang Longqi stepped into Lanluo Temple, looked around, and frowned: "This is too crude."

Fortunately, there was a lot of dry grass beside the wall. After inspecting it, he made a pile of dry grass that could fit a row of people lying side by side.

After thinking about it, he divided the hay into two piles, one on the left and one on the right.

Only then did he smile: "While doing things, sleep at the same time."

After thinking about it again, he padded the middle of the pile of hay on the left so that it was one piece higher than the front and back.

"It's comfortable to cushion."

After completing these arrangements, he finally clapped his hands in satisfaction.

"Well... yes, yes."

After tossing for a long time, the sky gradually darkened.

It's just that the sky is quiet in late autumn, and there are no living creatures screaming in the mountains, not to mention the gloomy willow forest, the atmosphere has always been dead.

For what happened next, he was actually somewhat looking forward to it.

Thinking back to the time when I was tormented by the ghost bride, it was actually last year.

hehe.

But I'm not the boy I used to be.

During this period of time, Wang Longqi followed Li Chu and gained a lot of knowledge.

Not only is he not afraid of such things as a life-and-death relationship, but he feels a little bit exciting.

After all, this kind of thing hurts the first time and numbs the second time... No, the first time is born and the second time is familiar.

Especially now that there are two master guards.

He has already told Li Chu and the others, there is no need to come out in a hurry, just wait for him to call for help and show up again.

Based on his rich experience, he knows that inhaling Yang Qi is a long process...

Before the female ghost absorbs your yang energy, there will definitely be a seductive seduction, just like sugar-coated cannonballs.

You have to peel off the sugar coating of the enemy and shoot the shells back...

After a while.

There was no sound in the surrounding area, and it felt a little cold. Wang Longqi shrank his shoulders. Could it be that there are no female ghosts at all?

After all, they also said earlier that Monk Shenmu stayed for a few nights, and Li Chu also stayed for one night.

Nothing happened.

worrying about...

Suddenly, I heard a gust of dark wind sweeping through, and suddenly a gust of clammy air rushed into my body.

Wang Longqi shuddered all over.

But there is joy in my heart.

Haha, here we come!

The female ghost does not show up when the Shenmu monk comes, and the female ghost does not show up when Li Chu comes?

Here I come, she shows up.

What does this mean?

It shows that in the world of ghosts, strong men are useless, and handsome men are useless...

My Wang Qishao is still the most popular!

What a rare female ghost.

It's not that I've been pinched to death!

bring it on.

Seduce me.

Show me your icing.

Thinking of this, Wang Longqi stood up, impatiently walked towards the window, wanting to see what the female ghost outside looks like?

Miss Long Legs? Pink girl? Feng Yun Xu Niang?

When he looked at it, he was stunned.

...

The furious Grandma Liu experienced Zhuge Huo's one afternoon consolation in the name of appeasement, but in reality, consolation by Gong Huo. At this time, her inexplicable hatred for the little Taoist priest was already extremely high.

I can't wait to rush directly to Deyun Temple.

It's just Huo Zhuge admonishing her that the old Taoist priests there have unfathomable cultivation, so it's better to stay here and wait to kill a young Taoist priest to vent their anger.

So she planned to kill at Lanluo Temple tonight and lure the little Taoist priest over again.

She didn't disappoint, and in the evening, another scholar who described as wretched came.

Blame yourself for your bad luck!

Grandma Liu came to Lanluo Temple with a threatening cloud.

Walking along the door wall, I met the scholar inside who poked his head out.

The scholar suddenly froze.

Judging by his expression...it doesn't seem to be fear, but... anger?

Grandma Liu also frowned, wanting to see what this unlucky guy meant.

Immediately.

Then Wang Longqi scolded angrily: "Get lost!"

Then he drew his head back.

Grandma Liu was dumbfounded.

She has been cultivating in a willow plant by the river for nearly two thousand years, and since she took shape, she has never seen any mortal who dared to speak so loudly to her!

This... so rude!

Wang Longqi naturally had reason to be angry.

This is the first time in his life that he has seen such a carefree person... No, including all demons and ghosts.

Such a female ghost also wants to suck my yang energy?

With bad eyesight, you can't even tell that this is a female ghost!

Who do you take this young master as?

In a fit of anger, he suddenly went to a meeting place for literati and refined scholars, only to meet such a nice girl.

Rich people's taste is hard to tell.

But we rich people are not blind!

He poked his head out, scolded, and shrank his head back in an instant. Just as he was considering whether to call out again to ask her to bring another batch, he heard two swishes.

Two thick, black tentacles-like filaments suddenly appeared from nowhere, entangled his whole body, and rolled him out at once!

"Wow—" Wang Longqi exclaimed.

When he opened his eyes again, he was already floating in mid-air.

And the tall old woman who was indescribable was opposite her, with an angry expression on her face.

Grandma Liu gritted her teeth and said, "How dare you disrespect me?!"

She was already holding back her anger, but now Wang Longqi scolded her endlessly, it was more like adding fuel to the fire.

Wang Longqi didn't hesitate at all, and replied: "Have you ever given me some respect when you grow up like this and still come out to absorb yang energy?!"

Grandma Liu was originally very angry, but after thinking about it carefully, she felt that what he said made some sense...

So she was even angrier!

"I want you to die!" Grandma Liu roared angrily, and another tentacle popped out.

Wang Longqi violently threw the Buddha statue in his arms.

Hum——

For a moment, the golden light is dazzling!

A huge golden body of Arhat lay in front of him.

What the monk Shenmu said was true, if he saw the ordinary ghosts, he was afraid that they would disappear directly from the world.

But in the next second, the golden light was dissipated by the tentacle's blow, and the entire Buddha statue was broken into pieces in an instant, and it was about to fall to the ground.

Only then did Wang Longqi realize that it was not good.

The Great Monk Xindao lied to me.

He also said that the Buddha statue is powerful, and ordinary ghosts can be killed instantly.

The difference is that your Buddha statue is smashed to pieces after being hit by someone!

So he opened his mouth and shouted, "Li Chu! Help..."

Before he finished shouting, the black tentacles viciously stuffed into his mouth...

Wang Longqi would never have imagined in his life that one day, he would experience this feeling...

At that moment, countless thoughts flashed through his mind, most likely it was that the heavens spared someone... the way of heaven is reincarnation... once it explodes... no, retaliation for retribution...

But this thread is not intended to inject anything, but to absorb his yang energy!

In an instant, his yang energy was sucked up like water!

At this critical moment, Li Chu finally appeared.

If he waited until Wang Longqi called out for help, it might be too late.

Li Chu sensed something was wrong the moment Grandma Liu popped out her tentacles and leaked her evil spirit, so she rushed over in an instant.

He shouted loudly: "Let him go!"

Grandma Liu's eyes turned red instantly when she saw Li Chu wearing a Taoist robe.

"You little Taoist priest killed all the ghosts I raised?"

"Huh?" Li Chu frowned, not knowing what she was talking about.

"I want to see today, how powerful your supernatural powers are, how dare you be so arrogant, in the entire Jiangnan continent..."

She was still chattering, but Wang Longqi's eager eyes indicated that Li Chu didn't care if she was asked to continue.

Wang Qishao might be dying...

So Li Chu drew out his sword and stopped Grandma Liu's words.

"Sorry to interrupt."

Not to interrupt you...

But to interrupt your life...

I swear, I must update early tomorrow...