I Can’t Be a Sword God
Chapter 18 Can this world get better? [New book for collection! 】
Let's say it was a stormy night half a year ago...
Wang Longqi went to a brothel in Hangzhou to attend a gathering of friends and friends, and rode home after playing until midnight. There was a sudden storm on the way, and there happened to be a pavilion in front of him, so he went in to shelter from the rain.
Unexpectedly, there was a young girl living alone in that building, who was born with a beautiful face and a charming appearance.
The girl was beautiful and enthusiastic, not only invited him into the house to take a bath and change clothes, but also told him to drink sugar water.
At that time, Wang Longqi had just played wantonly in the brothel, just like a saint, without any evil thoughts in his heart.
But as soon as he entered the girl's bedroom, he seemed to have lost his soul, and for some reason, he had a fling with that girl.
When he woke up again, he found that he was sleeping beside a deserted grave.
His face turned pale with fright, and he clearly remembered that the girl asked him to marry her at this time tomorrow.
In the past few days in Yuhang Town, there was a rumor about the ghost bride. It was said that the ghost bride specially lured the young man to her grave, and after having sex with her, he had to marry her, otherwise she would come to her and kill the other's family.
But how can the living marry the dead?
The dead cannot be resurrected, the living can only die.
At present, two or three middle-aged men have died strangely, and the Yamen is also investigating this mysterious case. Wang Longqi thought that he must have met a ghost bride, so he hurried to find Zhou Dafu.
Zhou Dafu brought him to Li Chu.
The next night, Li Chu went with him to the grave of the ghost bride.
Sure enough, the ghost bride appeared, wearing a phoenix coronet and Xiapei, riding a mouse slave car, dressed as a bride, and floated over.
The moment she landed, she looked at Wang Longqi, then at Li Chu, and then...
Without hesitation, she said to Li Chu: "You are finally here to marry me!"
Wang Longqi didn't know whether to be happy or worried for a while.
The story ends with Li Chu's ruthless sword.
...
In this way, Wang Longqi made friends with Li Chu.
Although he doesn't meet many times, in his heart, Li Chu saved his life and is definitely his lifelong friend.
In Li Chu's heart, Wang Longqi donated a large amount of incense to Deyun Temple, and he is definitely his good friend...
This good friend came to the temple in a hurry on such a rainy day.
Wang Longqi knew Li Chu's character, so he didn't talk nonsense.
He cut to the point and said, "I came to you this time because I fell in love with a girl recently..."
Li Chu subconsciously asked, "Is it a human or a ghost?"
"Of course it's a human!" Wang Longqi jumped like a conditioned reflex, exasperated: "I've always liked people, and ghosts... That was an accident!"
As he talked, he also felt that his reaction was a little big. He smiled embarrassedly, sat back again, and said aggrievedly: "You don't know what I've lived in the past six months."
He really can't be blamed for being so sensitive. After he slept with the ghost bride last time, his yang qi was fully recovered after being raised at home for a month.
Originally, he came out of the arena full of joy.
But when he went out to play again, he found that this matter about him had been spread out somehow.
Whenever you go out, there must be someone behind you pointing.
Friends of life and death... Undead knights... It's okay for friends to make fun of themselves with these nicknames.
The most desperate thing is that he found that the girls in the brothel started to dislike him!
For this reason, he even went to eavesdrop on the whispers of a red lady and an old bustard in Chunmanlou...
"That person has been slept by a ghost, isn't it unlucky?"
"Sure, if someone eats something that a ghost has eaten, wouldn't that be the same as stealing a tribute from a grave? Can it still be good?"
"Huh—don't talk about it, I'm so scared. Whoever wants to go, I don't do his business."
"It's a pity that such a rich young master has been ruined by ghosts. Alas, who would dare to want such an unclean man in the future?"
"Hmph, flies don't bite seamless eggs, it must be because of his fancy dress in the middle of the night that he was targeted by the female ghost!"
Hearing these words, Young Master Wang Qi was trembling with anger, his hands and feet were cold in cold sweat on a hot day, and tears flowed down uncontrollably.
...
"Do you think this world can get better?" After many days, he still couldn't help crying when he recalled it.
Wronged.
Li Chu nodded when he heard a lot of complaints from him, and then looked at him calmly.
Wang Longqi's wet eyes widened, and he said sadly, "Don't you sympathize with me? I haven't touched a woman for half a year!"
Li Chu nodded, then continued to look at him calmly.
Wang Longqi wanted to say something more, but looking at Li Chu's handsome face, it seemed that the words "eighteen years" were written all over it...
The grief and indignation gradually disappeared.
"You are reckless, if I look like you, those brothel women will never dislike me." Wang Longqi muttered, paused, and then whispered: "It is estimated that bringing a female ghost to sleep with you OK……"
Li Chu said expressionlessly: "You should tell the purpose of your visit."
"Oh, I almost forgot." Wang Longqi encountered a rare opportunity to confide in his heart, and was too involved for a while.
He withdrew his thoughts and started to preach again: "I'm forced to withdraw from the arena. Think about it carefully, I have had enough fun these years, and it's time to find an honest girl to marry."
"But it's easy to play, and it's not so easy to get married. My Wang family is also one of the largest families in Yuhang Town. The wife I want to marry must be from a scholarly family, virtuous and virtuous, beautiful and wise, and loyalty, filial piety and fraternity are indispensable. Just do it."
"I searched and searched, searched and searched, hey, I really met one the day before yesterday."
Mentioning this, Wang Longqi's eyes became bright again.
"When I first saw her, I was astonished. Her background, appearance, conversation, and temperament were all perfect that I had never seen before. At that time, I made up my mind that I would not marry her in this life!"
"but!"
"I hate that Zhao Liangcai, he insisted on making a fool of himself, but he also fell in love with this girl!"
"He doesn't piss like a dog to take care of his own virtue, and he dares to rob this young master!"
"In Chunmanlou before, he was good at doing this. In Hangzhou City, I also let him, that time..."
The more Wang Long said, the more angry he became.
Zhao Liangcai was none other than the young master of the Zhao family, a wealthy family in Yuhang Town.
The reason why Wang Longqi said just now that the Wang family is one of the best, not the only one, is because of the existence of the Zhao family.
The Wang family counted one, and the Zhao family counted two. The Zhao family counted one, and the Wang family counted two.
He digressed here to enumerate the grievances and grievances between the two.
Li Chu stuffed his hands into his sleeves boredly.
Seeing this, Wang Longqi hurriedly sat upright, and continued to preach: "In the morning, I collided with his enemy on a narrow road. He actually mentioned that I was bewitched by ghosts again. You don't slap people in the face, and you don't expose your faults when you swear! That guy is really hateful! I almost got into a fight with him, if someone stopped me, hehe, I guess his family would start playing suona now. Don't think I'm bragging, back then..."
Li Chu frowned impatiently.
"The two of us made a bet in a fit of anger!" Wang Longqi hurried back to the topic.
"Isn't there a ghost building in the Liujia archway? His family has sealed up the land, and the ghost building has been afraid to move there. He bet with me that we both go to live in the ghost building for one night. I can get out of here."
"Whoever dares or is afraid to run away is considered a loser. From now on, he is not allowed to grab any girl from the other party, and if he sees it on the road, he must stay away!"
"Later, he was the one who counseled. It wasn't me who coaxed me first, so I added another condition. Both of us can bring someone in together. Naturally, I thought of you first."
"Li Chu, are we friends?" Wang Longqi held Li Chu's sleeve: "Now you are the only one who can help me!"
Li Chu pulled out his sleeves calmly.
Liu Family Ghost House...
As a native of Yuhang Town, of course he had heard of this famous place. Unexpectedly, these two rich second generations would go there to die.
I feel a little troublesome.
Seeing his hesitant expression, Wang Longqi immediately said: "Help me this time, I will renovate the entire Deyun Temple for you, and double the size of the Taoist Temple."
Li Chu raised his head and said slowly: "It's not about money...We are friends after all."
I saw someone mention it today, so I'll say it here. It is true that a bet from the Mieyun catalog is used here, but it is just a similar bet to lead to the plot, and the plot of the subsequent characters is completely different, and this kind of bet has also been seen in old Hong Kong movies. I thought about it at the time and used it up. In fact, it was not necessary, but I couldn’t think of what to write at the time, and I couldn’t change it even if I wanted to change it later.
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