I Can’t Be a Sword God

Li Chu, who was neatly dressed in blue, followed Huo Zhuge who was limping along the ridge for a while.

After passing the mountain, there is a small lake ahead. The water waves are clear and the sun is shining.

Seeing this, Huo Zhuge's eyes lit up.

arrive.

It's too painful to have to force a smile along the way. Little Taoist priest, I must ask you to double pay for this pain!

He was hysterical in his heart, but on the surface he said calmly: "I just saw that Void Spirit come out from the bottom of this lake earlier, Brother Li might as well step forward to have a look, just be very careful."

"Um."

With a sweep of his mind, Li Chu had already felt the strong aura at the bottom of the lake.

He walked forward slowly and came to the lakeside.

Before he got into the water, he saw the water surface suddenly rippling, and then there was a rumbling sound. The small lake suddenly set off huge waves!

Immediately afterwards, the water curtain fell, revealing the behemoth behind.

It looks like a giant loach, with a shiny black light all over its body, it looks slippery, with six long whiskers on its face, and some hideous tail fins on its side.

"Hey—"

As soon as the Void Spirit appeared, he let out a strange cry, and his eyes showed a fierce look. From the looks of it, it was planning to come out of the water to hunt!

I just don't know who is the prey...

Huo Zhuge took a step back quietly, and then showed a cold smile.

No matter which one of you is the prey, the hunter who laughs at the end must be me!

Do you think that you, a little Taoist priest, have a high level of cultivation and a strong body, so I can't deal with you?

Just now, I have thought of a way to kill you.

That is... using poison!

Huo Zhuge flipped his left hand, and quietly took out a bamboo tube with talismans printed on it.

What was contained in this bamboo tube was a gift given to him by the old monster "Yao Qingcheng" of Jiudu Ridge of the Demon Sect, an extremely powerful "Sky Poison Instant Killing Scorpion".

As the name suggests, the poison of the Nine Heavens is sealed on the body of this scorpion, which is definitely beyond the reach of any mortal. Once stabbed by a scorpion tail, the poison will spread all over the body in an instant, causing people to turn into pus and die on the spot!

Everyone has weaknesses, I don't believe your poison resistance is also full!

At this time, Li Chu's attention was on that Xu Ling, and the timing was just right. Huo Zhuge became ruthless, opened the bamboo tube, shook his left hand, and shot one of the black lights at the little Taoist priest.

That black glow was exactly a pitch-black scorpion—the Sky Poison Instant Killing Scorpion.

Stick to death, touch death!

at the same time.

ahead.

The giant loach that emerged from the water suddenly opened its mouth wide, and spit out a thick red awn!

It was its tongue!

Li Chu was drawing out his sword, and seeing the giant loach attack first, with a rustling sound, his body moved five feet away in an instant. Immediately afterwards, the sword rose and the sword fell.

boom--

The sword energy red dragon descended from the sky, penetrated from the top of the giant loach's head, and cut it open from top to bottom! Then melt it again.

The imaginary spirit disappeared in a blink of an eye, leaving only a scroll of paper shining with black jade light floating above the water.

It's not the lucky golden rainbow.

Li Chu turned his head and glanced at Huo Zhuge.

This glance shocked his pupils on the spot.

turn out to be……

Just now, Huo Zhuge shook the poisonous instant killing scorpion towards Li Chu, and a black glow shot out, but just in time for the giant loach to attack Li Chu with its long tongue, Li Chu dodged dodge.

The black light was bumping into the red light, and was bounced back abruptly, falling back into Huo Zhuge's palm.

The Poison Instant Killing Scorpion was an extremely poisonous substance that day, and it was already full of viciousness. At this time, it suddenly woke up from a deep sleep, was attacked, and immediately entered a state of rage.

Then it fell back into Huo Zhuge's hands, without distinguishing between friend and foe at all, a tail hook viciously landed on his skin.

There was no need to pierce the skin at all, the moment Huo Zhuge's outermost skin was stained with the sky venom, his entire palm began to quickly turn transparent! And all the blood vessels turned black!

Then the wrist, the forearm, the upper arm...

Fortunately, Huo Zhuge himself was the one who released the poison. He knew better than anyone how terrifying the Sky Poison Instant Killing Scorpion was, so he didn't hesitate.

Almost at the moment when his palm started to be poisoned, he had already made the most correct decision.

laugh--

He pointed a knife and cut off his entire left arm shoulder-to-shoulder mercilessly! If it is a little slower, it will definitely not escape the end of turning into pus and blood.

While breaking his arm, he didn't care about sealing the acupoint to stop the bleeding. The first thing he did was to release a raging fire from the formula, and burn the severed arm eroded by the sky poison together with the instant killing scorpion!

In case Li Chu finds out that something is wrong.

So, when Li Chu turned his head suddenly, what he saw was...

Huo Zhuge turned into a one-armed man out of nowhere, his left shoulder was still bleeding like a fountain, but he didn't care about it, and focused on burning the severed arm on the ground...

It's crazy, and the visual impact is full.

Before and after time travel, Li Chu lived for less than twenty years. In the past ten years or so, he was just an ordinary three-good student. Although he came to this world, his knowledge has expanded a lot...

But where have you seen such a scene?

He had to admit, he was really startled.

Li Chu didn't even dare to ask at the first moment, until Zhuge Huo burned so well that he burned his entire arm and stopped the bleeding on his severed arm, and the scene calmed down for a while.

He asked tentatively: "Brother Zhuge, this..."

Huo Zhuge wants to cry but has no tears.

What the hell can I say?

He gritted his teeth and made a heartbroken expression: "I blame myself!"

"It's been two full times. I've made Brother Li go twice in vain and encountered danger twice, but I still haven't found the Golden Rainbow of Luck. I... blame myself so much!"

"Brother Li, if I don't cut off my own arm to apologize to you, my conscience will be troubled! It's hard to be safe--"

In the end, the words had turned into screams of pain.

Li Chu heard black lines all over his face.

Cutting off an arm at every turn... And what happened to him being burned? Is it because I am worried that the time for dropping it is too short and I can pick it up again, so I completely give up hope?

It's too popular...

He had no choice but to hesitate and said: "Brother Zhuge, how about...forget it, you don't have to lead me the way, I will find it myself..."

During this period of time, no matter how vicious the evil spirit was, Li Chu never felt too much fear.

But now he was really scared.

According to Brother Zhuge's temper, if he throws two more blows, he might commit seppuku in a matter of minutes.

too harsh.

"No!" Huo Zhuge waved his hands vigorously.

It must not be so easy!

I have broken my own arm, you want to just get away? How can it be so simple!

If I don't kill you today, don't even think about leaving!

"It's just three things, Brother Li, give me another chance, I still have a place in my memory, where the luck and golden rainbow are achieved!" Huo Zhuge said almost pleadingly.

A man who has just been disabled is crying bitterly and begging you to let him help you...

How can you refuse such a thing?

Li Chu had no choice but to take the black scroll, and then let him continue to lead the way, and followed him to the next location.

...

The third place Huo Zhuge pointed to was actually a towering ancient tree.

The trunk of this big tree probably needs ten people to surround it, and then go up to the crown of the tree, covering the sky and the sun.

From the outside world, it is hard to imagine a tree that has grown to this extent and has not matured.

Li Chu visited with his heart and found a huge yellow bird hidden in the crown of the tree, exuding a noble and gorgeous aura.

As they approached, the yellow bird that was lying on the tree trunk stood up by itself, and was about to pounce.

I don't know whether it is the setting of the master of the secret realm or the nature of the virtual spirits. These virtual spirits seem to be extremely sensitive to popularity, and they seldom avoid humans. They always greet them on their own initiative, which saves a lot of effort.

Li Chuyi drew his sword just as the yellow bird swooped down——

He opened his eyes, his eyes were bright, even better than the light of a sword!

Sword out!

Huo Zhuge's eyes behind him also had a crazy light.

He had already held a golden elixir in his mouth, and the moment Li Chu made a move, he crushed the golden elixir in one bite and picked up the finger formula.

This golden pill is not an ordinary thing, but a top-notch great pill called "Five Prison God Fire Pill"!

It contains the breath of the five heavenly fires inside. After being crushed, it can be spit out by casting a spell, and it can be transformed into five heavenly fires to attack together!

It was given to him by Huo Zhuge's grandma, the ultimate life-saving magic weapon at the bottom of the box. He would never have used this pill if he hadn't reached the end of the mountain and never died.

Click——

Dan broken.

call--

Get angry.

boom--

It was about to gather fire.

"Xiao Daoist Li!"

Suddenly, a surprised voice came from behind.

Li Chuzheng swung his sword, and the red dragon with the sword energy smashed the yellow bird effortlessly.

Immediately, he heard someone calling him from behind, and he turned his head to look.

Huo Zhuge was about to spit out the Five Hells Divine Fire to refine the little Taoist priest, but he suddenly turned around and was shocked.

In desperation, I heard Gu Lu.

With a movement of his throat, he actually swallowed the breath of the Five Hells Divine Fire!

"oh--"

Huo Zhuge's face turned red immediately, and his chest trembled violently. He swung his only right palm and began to slap his chest frantically.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Shoot three palms! The strength is so great that each palm is enough to shock and kill a lion or a tiger!

Li Chu didn't even have time to see who the person calling him was, so he was stunned by Huo Zhuge's behavior.

He hurriedly stepped forward to grab Huo Zhuge, "Brother Zhuge, you really don't want to use self-harm to express your guilt anymore!"

Huo Zhuge's eyes widened, and he suddenly raised his head to the sky and roared.

"Roar--"

boom!

He actually spit out a mouthful of five-color flames towards the sky!

Huh.

Li Chu was dumbfounded.

He used to think...breathing fire when he was angry was an exaggeration in anime, but...is this realistic?

"I……"

Huo Zhuge wanted to speak, but found that his throat was sore, and the voice he tried to make was extremely weak and hoarse. Looking inside, my throat was burned twice by the breath of divine fire, and it was already a mess!

Now he is already a complete mute.

"ah……"

He widened his eyes in pain, looked at the sky, looked at the earth, then looked at the handsome and unscathed little Taoist priest in front of him... and thought about himself who was lame, broken arm, lost voice, and seriously injured.

Suddenly feel.

This river and lake is really dangerous...

Grandma, I miss you...