I Can’t Be a Sword God

I probably won't be able to catch up with the update today, and I'm afraid that the ruthless you will turn your head and forget the poor me. You can type on your mobile phone at the airport, and open a single chapter to chat about anything.

(Friends who don't like watching Xianbai'er can turn it off, no money will be charged anyway.)

A while ago, I changed my Zhihu name to a pseudonym, but suddenly a brother sent me a private message two days ago, saying that it was painful to chase after me, and asked me what other books I had written...

I was taken aback, because I know very little bubbling, so I don't know how it was discovered. I play a lot on Weibo. If there are many interested people, I can disclose the name of Weibo. (I follow more than a thousand good-looking female bloggers on Weibo...)

But the brother who has been chasing after him, how can he ask such a thing... Hey.

You can talk about my "creative career".

The first time I wrote an online article to sign a contract was probably when I was in the third year of junior high school, on a very old website called "Under the Banyan Tree". I don't know if anyone has heard of it.

The signed novel is a youth romance...

Because I liked a junior high school classmate at the time, I used her as the heroine and I as the hero, and wrote a story.

I wrote about 50,000 words, and it ended when I went to high school.

The second time I wrote an online article to sign a contract, it was around the first and second grades of high school, and I was still under the banyan tree.

It is a fictional romance.

Because I liked a high school classmate at the time, I used her as the heroine and I as the hero, and wrote a story.

It was written for about a year, and it ended when I fell in love with another girl.

It’s the third time I’ve signed an online article, after graduating from high school, maybe it’s on a female channel website? Can't quite remember the name.

Anyway, it was written in words.

It's because of my first love in the third year of high school... I was the hero and she was the heroine... I wrote a story...

In short, the first three times were all romance...

I started to register for the starting point after university, but when I was in school, I was either playing games or just playing around. I only had time to write when I went home during the winter and summer vacations.

At the beginning of the vacation, I was always motivated to write a great book in these two months, and then fast forward to the beginning of the school year, and I felt a burst of regret at the beginning of the less than 50,000 words.

However, no matter how much you write nonsense, almost all of them have signed contracts... So occasionally I see friends who are struggling with how to sign a contract in some places... It feels like I really don't have to think too much. For web articles, it is enough to be interesting. Of course, writing purely for yourself does not count.

The way I write, the university naturally accomplishes nothing.

After graduation, I have been doing nothing serious, as mentioned in the previous chapter. I graduated from university in 2018, worked for ten months, resigned and went home to play for a year...I came to Shanghai to work for two months, and then resigned to sit and eat... If I hadn't written this book, I would be a pure waste of iron.

It's really hard to explain the circumstances of life.

When I do some things, I feel that they are inexplicably simple.

For example, when I was in school, I didn’t study very hard. I read novels, played games, and played ball every day. I fell in love with female classmates, and my test scores were often the first in the class.

It's not top notch, but it's satisfying enough.

Writing novels now is just at the beginning, and I can achieve the current results.

It's not that great, but it's more than I expected.

I often feel... how can I get so much support.

However, a certain sage with the surname Lu once said...every gift that fate gives you, a puny brat, has already fucking marked the price in secret.

I do some things, it will be inexplicably difficult.

For example... playing games.

Since I went to the game hall when I was a child, playing that kind of arcade machine is like devouring the world.

I have a very good friend, he is very good at this game, and he can pass the level alone with one coin.

Then when you fight with me, you get two...

I understand all concepts.

Later, when I played League of Legends, I was an old S2 player. When I first reached level 30, I was just in time to cancel the ranking points.

It took me almost three years, and finally, in s5, after repeated shocks, I got... Brilliant Silver.

Later, every year, I had to start scoring points at the beginning of the season in order to barely reach gold at the end of the season.

If it is said that I have pursued the most times, the longest time, the greatest effort, and the deepest pain in my life, it must be platinum...

I saw that uzi liked to play AD back then, but now that Uzi has retired, I still haven't been to platinum... (sigh).

Then play the game of eating chicken.

There are too many hangs on the end game...It is difficult to operate the mobile game...

But my scores are often quite high, one is that I have thigh straps, and the other is that I... dog.

Relying on a word of dog, the number of times I killed people was once less than the number of times I ate chicken...

In general, it is just one sentence.

Playing games is boring. (crying voice)

Then.

If there is anything more difficult than playing games in this world, it is finding a girlfriend.

too difficult.

I don't know why it's so hard.

Since the first time I had a crush on a female classmate in sixth grade, I have been trying to understand what is going on in those girls' minds.

It has been more than ten years now, and the answer I get has always been that they want me to fuck off...

Every girl I've ever chased is like a prophet in Werewolf Killing, who will always have only one sentence for me.

You are a good person.

Eh.

Forget it, not much to mention.

It's not okay for me to cry in public.

So far.

I know that at this time, someone must be thinking about the word "ugly"...

For this young man, I advise you to do it yourself.

no more.

Wuhu...