I Can’t Be a Sword God

Outside Tiannanjueling, there is a mountain that looks quite unique among the mountains. Its mountainside and foot are blocked by jungles and intersecting mountains, and only one peak is exposed. For some reason, the peak was covered by layers of white clouds, and it looked like a huge cloud.

According to legend, many years ago, an eminent monk stepped into southern Xinjiang and came all the way here, accompanied by a lovely little girl.

The little girl came here and exclaimed: "Wow, what a big cloud!"

The eminent monk laughed and said, "That's not a cloud, but a mountain."

So the little girl said: "What a big mountain."

Then the eminent monk took the little girl to the top of the peak, and she saw clearly that it was really a mountain surrounded by white clouds.

Since then, eminent monks have built temples here to practice.

Because of that childish remark, he named the unnamed mountain under his feet "One Mountain".

The temple he built was named "Yunfu Temple" because it looked like it was floating on white clouds in the distance.

After the emergence of Yunfu Temple, it gradually replaced the head of the Buddhist sect of Bailong Temple, faintly facing the head of the Taoist sect Bai Yujing from north to south, and became one of the best existences among the twelve immortal sects.

Among the Twelve Immortal Sects, there are seven sects and five sects. Among them, the reason why the five major sects have higher status is not only that they are more powerful, but also because they all have the responsibility of guarding the earth.

Needless to say, the imperial court of Zhongzhou is facing the sky and enforcing the evil laws of the world.

Beyond that.

Baiyujing, Kunlun in the west, guards the Shenxu; the Sword Sect of the North Pole, Daxue Mountain, guards Guigu;

The reason why Yunfu Temple took on this important task is that the Buddhist supernatural powers have a considerable restraint effect on monsters, and it is more effective in dealing with them.

The same is true for the devilish energy on Qin Zhenghu's body, and Li Chu's Little Bodhi Mantra has a greater effect on dispelling this thing than sunlight. It's a pity that the Little Bodhi Mantra can't get rid of the demon seeds in Qin Zhenghu's body. If he wants to eradicate them completely, according to the little genius doctor, Qin Zhenghu needs to practice the "Exorcism Sutra" by himself.

The "Exorcism Sutra" is not a very precious scripture in Yunfu Temple, but it is also tied up in the scripture storage cabinet, so it cannot be seen by outsiders.

If you want to practice, you must at least be a disciple of the monastery.

In fact, with Li Maoqing's status, it shouldn't be too difficult to ask for a magic power of this level from some fairy sect. It's a pity that this sutra belongs to Buddhism, and Li Maoqing was born in Taoism after all. Moreover, Yunfu Temple has a closer relationship with the southern faction in the court, and Li Maoqing is a representative of the northern faction.

This delicate relationship made him give up the idea of ​​asking for scriptures from Yunfu Temple.

As for Qin Zhenghu himself, if he is still the Tiannan Great General in charge of 200,000 troops, of course he can come to ask for it directly. But now that he is in peace, if his identity is exposed, it might be whoever came to him first.

After some discussion, everyone decided on the safest method.

Let Qin Zhenghu hide his name and enter Yunfu Temple with a new identity. After practicing the Exorcism Sutra and returning to normal, the showdown will take place.

In this way, Li Chu had no choice but to come with him.

After all, when Qin Zhenghu fell ill, only he could easily subdue him.

Now that Li Chu is here, Old Du will naturally accompany him.

After all, his current role beside Li Chu is not only calling Liuliu, but also a "backpack" role, which is very important.

The plan of the two of them is that they come to apprentice with Qin Zhenghu. As long as he succeeds in apprenticeship, their master and apprentice will fail casually.

The task can be regarded as easy and pleasant, just as a trip to play.

...

The next day, the three of them came to the Wangyun Terrace on the opposite side of a mountain, where the legendary founder of Yunfu Temple and the little girl looked at the mountain.

Lao Du looked up at the mountain covered by white clouds, imitating the little girl in the allusion, and said with a smile: "Wow, what a big cloud."

Qin Zhenghu sneered: "Stupid."

"..." Lao Du grinned, turned around and said, "Remember your own identity."

"What the hell am I..."

Just as Qin Zhenghu spit out a starting gesture, he suddenly remembered something, closed his mouth resentfully, and remained silent.

Only then did Lao Du leisurely follow Li Chu's figure.

Stroll in the green hills and wander among the white clouds.

The three of them walked up a mountain along the mountaineering road. There were many pedestrians along the way. Although the road was not narrow, it was almost crowded with each other. Most of them were women, so Li Chu was frequently looked at.

He looked around and said: "This Yunfu Temple is located in the deep mountains, and there are almost no cities around it. There are so many believers here just to worship the Buddha. It is indeed a top fairy gate."

"The Top Immortal Sect belongs to the Top Immortal Sect, but Yunfu Temple was not so lively decades ago." Lao Du explained.

"It is also thanks to the birth of Chan Master Yi. Back then, Chan Master Yi was handsome, superbly cultivated, and dressed in white clothes better than snow, which caused many women in Heluo Dynasty to make the wish of 'I will not marry unless I am a monk in this life'. "

"Since then, Yunfu Temple has become so popular. After decades of precipitation, even though Chan Master Yi seldom appears in front of people now, there will still be fans from all over the world who want to pay a visit to this pure land of Yunfu. Look at the place where the white-clothed monk practiced."

"So that's how it is." Only then did Li Chu understand.

In the past ten years, those two people have been the most prestigious in the world, and all three-year-old children on the side of the road know it.

Tiannanjiang is easy, and Northwest Tong is invincible.

Excluding those hidden land gods, these two people can probably be regarded as the pinnacle of cultivators in the eyes of the general public.

Among them, Tong Zhiyang is the head teacher of Bai Yujing, whose cultivation level is said to be invincible in the world, and no one has successfully challenged him so far.

As the oldest and most powerful leader of the Xianmen, he also possesses the highest and strongest strength, so it is normal to have this position.

But his name was ranked after Jiang Yiyi.

Is it just because it is flat and suitable?

It's not a couplet, of course not for this reason.

But in comparison, Jiang Yili's qualifications are indeed much lower, and he doesn't have so many shocking achievements. He is not even the abbot of Yunfu Temple, although his cultivation may have already surpassed his abbot master.

The reason why the folks still rank Jiang Yi first is very simple.

There are more people who like him.

Today's geniuses in Jianghu are like stars all over the sky, such as Zhan Liuming, Zhan Yunting, Chu Xiangyu, who Li Chu has come into contact with, have different styles, and each has its own supporters.

But in Jiang Yiyi's era, there was no one who could compete with him. He was like a bright moon, bright in the sky.

The so-called moon and stars are rare.

At that time, he was practicing Zen, and every time he went to a city, he would enter it to set up a high-level Dharma platform and lecture on scriptures and debates. Almost wherever he went, the people there fell into a frenzy.

Moreover, before Jiang Yi, the relationship between ordinary people in the Heluo Dynasty and practitioners was not like this.

It was only after his nationwide Zen tour that the common people began to strongly pursue the cultivators, and the cultivators realized that these mortals without spiritual roots had such great power.

In a sense, he is the pioneer of this new era.

That snow-white monk's robe back then not only spread the name of Jiang Yi, a monk in white, throughout the north and south of the river, but also opened up a new path for future cultivators and descendants.

Talent is not enough, appearance can make up.

Of course, the innate talent of the founder, Jiang Yi, is beyond doubt. At least among the Buddhist schools in the world, he is still recognized as the strongest.

Those who say that Jiang Yi is not worthy to be compared with Tong Wudi will often be speechless as long as they come to Yiduoshan Yunfu Temple. Only by seeing the terrifying popularity that has not dissipated for many years, can people truly realize what is the real...

top stream.

...

The Yunfu Temple has been expanded to a rather spectacular scale, and after the turbulent flow of people scattered to various places on the mountainside, it is not so crowded.

The three of them inquired all the way and came to the place where Yunfu Temple recruited disciples.

In front of a simple Buddhist hall, two fat monks in monk's robes were sitting there kindly, with a long line of tables lined up.

There are still many people who want to come to Yunfu Temple to become a monk because of the name of the person and the shadow of the tree.

Especially after Chan Master Yi became famous, there were more bad elements with bad intentions. These people used to only know that if they become monks, they cannot marry wives and have children. How could they have imagined that now monks are the ones who attract girls, and they immediately flock to them.

The queue lasted until the afternoon before it was the turn of three people.

Durant stepped forward and said, "The three of us are together, please sign up for us together."

The fat monk on the left smiled benevolently and said, "The three are... three generations of grandparents and grandchildren are my Buddhist followers? It's so kind, it's really rare."

"..."

Duranke was silent for a while, thinking that this Buddhist disciple is so dirty no matter how he speaks.

After a pause, he forced a smile and said according to the original speech: "Master is joking, what are the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren, we are three brothers."

"ah?"

The two fat monks were shocked.

His eyes wandered for a while on the faces of Durante, Qin Zhenghu and Li Chu, still unbelievable.

Based on the looks of these three people, it is reasonable to say that Dulan Ke is the grandfather, Qin Zhenghu is the son, and Li Chu is the grandson.

It can be said that they are brothers...

It's too hard to be a parent, isn't it?

But these two are monks of Yunfu Temple after all, their state of mind has been practiced, and they recovered quickly.

"Those three should also be named."

"My name is Dulanke, my second brother is called Qin Hu, he is dumb, and my third brother is called Li Chu." Old Du finished the introduction by himself.

He was responsible for fabricating this part of the story, because Qin Zhenghu's reputation is too great, and he specially omitted a word.

"..."

This time it was the turn of the two fat monks to be silent.

The fat monk on the right raised his head and asked suspiciously, "The three are brothers?"

"Yes." Lao Du nodded without blushing.

"Aren't you entertaining the poor monk?" The fat monk on the right is still younger, a little angry: "Three brothers, one surnamed Du, one surnamed Qin, and one surnamed Li?"

"Hiss..." Old Du gasped.

Unexpectedly, the rhetoric that I had been thinking about all night had such a fatal loophole.

His mind turned rapidly, and he quickly remedied: "The two masters don't know something. The customs in our place are different. When the children are born, they all follow...the neighbor's surname."

"Follow the neighbor's surname..."

The two fat monks understood instantly, as if they had seen through some big secret, and understood why the three brothers didn't look alike at all.

"Okay, the three of you, please wait on the sidelines tonight. We will have special disciples to send you to the ordinary village for bed. Tomorrow morning, the selection meeting for the disciples of the mountain gate will officially begin."

After writing the names with quick hands and feet, the fat monk on the left handed over three name tags for them to walk back and forth.

"call……"

After leaving, Lao Du wiped off his sweat, "I almost broke through, but luckily I'm smart..."

"Follow the neighbor's surname..." Qin Zhenghu rolled his eyes, "You are a fucking genius."

"General Qin, don't forget Master Guoshi's advice. Since you climbed this mountain, you have been dumb." Duranke responded.

"..." Qin Zhenghu curled his lips, and then said twice: "Ah, ah, ah."

For some reason, Dulanke felt that he was swearing when he heard it...

The matter of making Qin Zhenghu dumb was the result of everyone's discussion yesterday. The reason is simple, let him open his mouth to worry about his quality, let him restrain himself and worry about his IQ.

It's easiest to tell him to just shut up.

...

The village of lay disciples that the fat monk mentioned is also the largest settlement on Yiduo Mountain. It is said to be a village, but it is actually larger than an ordinary town. The above teahouses, restaurants, inns, vendors, residents... are all the same as other places.

Perhaps the only difference is that there are no brothels, gambling houses and other pastimes.

At least not on the surface.

In the beginning, there was not even a village here, but some people who wanted to practice Buddhism in Yunfu Temple but were unwilling to be ordained ordained. Because they were not disciples of the mountain gate, they were restricted from living in the mountain temple, so they settled in this mountain temple. outside.

Later, many people who failed in the selection of Shanmen disciples also became lay disciples here, but they were "forced laymen".

Such people gradually increased, and a village was formed.

After Jiang Yi took the Yunfu Temple on fire, there were more pedestrians, and this small village became the only place to stay outside the temple, and it suddenly became popular. Over the past few decades, it has developed into its current scale.

Those lay disciples who built houses here earlier made a lot of money, and they have become more devout believers in Buddhism since then.

The three formed a group with dozens of others and waited there for a while.

Then, a young monk with eight-character eyebrows came over with a few young novice monks, and saluted everyone: "Thank you for your kindness, but before the selection starts tomorrow, you will not be able to live in the mountain gate, so you have to wait for the time being." Live in this secular village."

"Master, you are welcome", "It's okay", "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

As soon as the young monk raised his head, his eyes naturally saw the calmest but most eye-catching person in the team.

Just at that glance, seeing this face, the young monk trembled all over, and then his face turned pale with shock!

"It's you!"

His eyes were wide open, and he didn't know who he was talking about, but suddenly turned around and ran away!

The little novice left behind looked at each other with those candidate disciples.

...

Unknowingly, the young monk used his supernatural powers and rushed all the way back to the mountain temple, broke into a Buddhist monastery, and almost bumped into an old monk who had just walked out.

Seeing this, the old monk said displeasedly: "Nephew Jianren, you are so reckless, but what kind of Zen practice do you have?"

"Uncle Ronghe, I saw... saw that person again..."

The young monk named Jianren said tremblingly.

"On the day that Senior Brother Jianzhi died in the Dark Water Valley, I said that it was a little Taoist priest who went into the water earlier and came up again unscathed. Senior Brother Jianzhi would go down, but he died tragically in the Dark Water River... "

"I saw that little Taoist priest again!" he said loudly.

"Um?"

Na Rong and his uncle frowned.

"There are really some unspeakable things in the dark water. Brother Yi's removal of demons the day before yesterday was a bit dangerous. But that little Taoist priest was unscathed... Where did you see him? But in our In the mountain gate?"

"Outside the mountain gate, he is in the candidate team for disciples of the mountain gate." Jianren said in a panic.

"Huh?" Uncle Rong and Master were stunned again, "A little Taoist priest with unpredictable cultivation came to participate in the selection of my Buddhist disciples? How strange does that sound... Could it be that you have mistaken someone?"

"Impossible!" Monk Jianren shook his head resolutely, "Master Uncle, just go and see."

"That face... even a blind person can't admit it!"