I Can’t Be a Sword God

In today's Yunding Wonderland, there is a chill in the wind.

Two pure white figures appeared here, walking towards each other slowly.

They look very cold.

because.

One is a snowman.

The other one is also a snowman.

The two snowmen stopped ten feet apart, coincidentally.

Because they are all masters, they know that if they move forward, they may die.

Perhaps, it will be if you don't move forward.

But they are not afraid, because they already knew that since they met today, there is a possibility that only one person will be able to leave alive.

The snowman on the south side said: "I didn't expect you to come."

The snowman on the north side said: "I didn't expect that it would be you who came, ha ha."

"Do you know who I am?" asked the snowman on the south side.

"I don't know." The snowman on the north side replied.

After a pause, he asked again, "Then you recognize who I am?"

"I don't recognize it." The snowman on the south side replied coldly.

"Hehe." The two snowmen sneered together.

There seemed to be strong wind and sword in the laughter.

After laughing, the snowman on the south side spoke first: "Beihai Qingjia, Qingshuijian."

"I know your...sister." The snowman on the north side responded.

He continued: "Da Xueshan, Mafaer."

"I know you...will be defeated by me." Qing Shuijian's words were equally sharp.

In just a short moment, they seemed to have already fought a battle.

"I don't know who wins and who loses." Mafa'er looked indifferently: "Our Daxue Mountain never teaches victory or defeat, only life and death."

"Who lives and who dies, I don't know." Qing Shuijian slowly shook his head, "But my Xueqiu knows."

"Snowball?" Mafa'er sneered: "You still have your Snowball in your heart, so it is impossible for you to defeat me."

"Why?" Qing Shuijian returned the same disdain, "You don't have a snowball in your hand, and you don't have a snowball in your heart?"

"good."

"You think I don't have a snowball in my hand, but I have a snowball in my heart?"

"good."

"Haha, then you are very wrong."

Qing Shuijian's eyes suddenly lit up.

"I have a snowball in my hand, and I also have a snowball in my heart. I don't care about these, I only care about one thing, my snowball must be faster than your snowball!"

"Snowballs in the world are invincible, but can't be broken quickly?"

If Mafa'er had eyebrows, they would probably be frowning. It seems that Qing Shuijian's words gave him some invisible pressure.

That was an area he had never touched.

However, this pressure vaguely made him excited.

Because he is a man who descended from the snow mountain, he is never afraid of powerful enemies.

He was only afraid that the enemy's snowball would be unfavorable!

The wind is getting tighter.

"Then... come on."

At this point, there was nothing to say, Qing Shuijian raised his right hand high.

Mafa'er let go of everything, and also raised his fist.

The two characters Xueqiu, one horizontal and one vertical. Yes, stand. Wrong, lie down.

For thousands of years, this is the truth of a man.

Therefore, Qingshuijian swung his snowball first. It was like a ray of light, a bright white light, piercing through the air in an instant, with a slanting parabola and a lightning-like outline.

There was a whoosh, the sound of breaking wind.

It was a small sound, but Mafa'er heard a lot from it.

He seems to have heard the cry of a person who was despised by his family since he was a child, the anger of a man unwilling to be mediocre, and the aloofness of a genius who does not fall into the world.

Ah.

If it wasn't for fighting against him, if it wasn't for the same-sex repulsion, he would have fallen in love with the man in front of him.

Only those who really understand Xueqiu can understand this rumor.

Unfortunately, he is the end of this rumor.

But he was honored.

I can fight against such a snowman!

"drink."

Ma Fa'er uttered a clear cry, raised his breath and jumped forward, leaping high to the side and forward. In an instant, the white light seemed to have hit it, but it seemed to miss it.

Dangerous and dangerous.

Boom!

The snowball slammed into the statue in the distance behind. Nothing happened, and the statue seemed to be unscathed.

A smile appeared on Qing Shuijian's lips.

He didn't expect that the enemy could escape this blow with his intention.

But instead of feeling disappointed, he felt excited.

Lightning flint.

There wasn't much room for him to think, because right after, Mafa'er's counterattack came from the opposite side.

Whoosh!

The wind broke through.

It was a thunder!

The huge world seemed to be torn apart by this ray of snow! The three thousand worlds seemed to be amazed by the shock of this thunder!

At that moment, Qing Shuijian really thought that he couldn't hide.

Left, backward, forward, right, no, there is no way for him to escape in this world.

"Ah?"

Seemingly driven to a desperate situation, he suddenly smiled.

For the snowman who is always looking for detachment, where is the real hopelessness in the world?

There seemed to be a click, and he suddenly turned over in the air, his body almost bent in the air.

Is this something a snowman can do?

Mafa'er almost admired him! Even if this is his opponent.

Boom!

Mafa'er's snowball also hit the statue behind Qingshuijian, and exploded viciously, after which the statue remained motionless.

It is indeed a legendary statue.

After one round, the two snowmen looked at their opponents and suddenly smiled.

The book says that a snowman who loves to laugh will never have bad luck.

They all felt that they were very lucky to meet such an opponent.

"Come again." Qing Shuijian was full of fighting spirit.

"Come again!" Mafa'er was in full swing.

Meeting opponents at chess and meeting good talents is nothing more than this!

Rumble——

Just as they were about to continue enjoying the rare master battle in this world, a huge roar suddenly came from afar.

There is also the sound of clattering gravel falling to the ground.

"Um?"

The two looked sideways at the same time to the direction of the roar, which was the middle road.

Their enthusiasm for fighting was suddenly interrupted, and Qi Qi paused.

...

Yue Lun looked at Li Chu and felt a chill down his spine.

this……

Is this something that people, no, really snowmen can do?

He swallowed.

No wonder Li Chu didn't hit him with a snowball. If it fell on him, it might have turned into snow slag.

Damn.

He couldn't help asking: "You... this is..."

Li Chu looked at him and said, "It's just an ordinary snowball, shall we... still fight?"

A wry smile appeared on the corner of Yue Lun's mouth.

Still playing?

fuck off.

He struggled to utter three words: "Come on."

...

After that explosion, the air was quiet for a while.

Seems like just a blip.

Qing Shuijian and Ma Fa'er looked at each other again. Such a wonderful peak duel should not be interrupted by anything.

So Qingshuijian lowered his right arm, and instantly regenerated a snowball as a fist. Although there is no snow here, their storage is enough to support such a battle.

Come again!

The second blow of the Qingshui sword immediately flew out viciously, this time it was no longer a temptation, nor was it a retreat, but the fastest snowball he could send.

Fast like a shooting star.

Mafia was completely caught off guard.

Boom!

His body was hit by the snowball, he was thrown high, and fell heavily, until he flew five or six feet away before landing.

Exploded snowflakes flew all over the sky and fell slowly.

The swirling white reminded him of Daxue Mountain, where the same snow and the same whiteness.

He felt a sharp pain in his chest, as if he couldn't get up.

However, the sound of the sword from Daxue Mountain suddenly resounded in his ears.

Have you ever risked your life for any reason in your life?

Such a voice floated in his heart, he gritted his teeth and stood up.

"good!"

Seeing his opponent get up, Qing Shuijian subconsciously called out "Hello".

My own snowball, even if it is an iron body, should be cracked, and Mafa'er persisted.

Who would not admire such a tenacious and good man?

Mafa'er stood up, wiped the snow from the corner of his mouth, and smiled with difficulty: "Not bad."

"If you can't, don't be stiff." Qing Shuijian said with a smile.

"Look at my move!"

Mafa'er's response was an equally fierce snowball!

It may not be as fast, but it seems to block more directions. Qing Shuijian watched Snowball approaching, as if there was no room to hide, not even retreat.

He could only meet the blow with his own chest.

Does this kind of snowball really exist in the world?

It was terrible.

Bang——

The snowball exploded in his chest.

When the snow flakes scattered, Qing Shuijian's body had disappeared. Looking carefully, he was lying far below the statue, seemingly dead, but not yet.

suddenly!

He flipped his hands over and stood up again.

"Good guy."

He barely supported his body to move forward, and then slowly walked back, all the way, shaky.

Ma Fa'er did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but returned Qing Shuijian's words to him, "No, don't be tough."

"Fart." Qing Shuijian fought back mercilessly, and continued: "I just want to know how you made this move."

"Ah."

Mafia shook his head with a chuckle.

Some things, like a wife's **, can't be shared with others anyway.

"Come again!"

"Come again!"

The two real men roared at each other, once again full of pride.

Rumble——

As a result, the roar only came out halfway, and was covered by a loud noise in the distance.

The two looked at the place where the sound came from in surprise at the same time, which seemed to be the second tower on Mafa'er's side...

There……

No way?

...

No way?

This idea appeared in Yue Lun's mind again.

He followed Li Chu, and saw this man walking slowly all the way, then came to the second statue, raised his hand slightly, and threw it high.

There was a roar.

The second statue is supposed to be more powerful than the first one, but it is still like a toy. It was blown to pieces by Li Chu before he had a chance to attack.

But Li Chu...it's obviously just an ordinary snowball, right?

Even more frightening.

The power of the snowman form is derived from the strength of the true energy of the original body. A snowball is so against the sky, how strong is his original body?

You have to be a land fairy to start, right?

But he was outside the secret before, he looked very young...

Could it be the reincarnation of a great power?

Just when his thoughts were spinning.

Li Chu...has already reached the Three Pagodas.

Behind, is a naked highland.

...

Being interrupted twice in a row, Qing Shuijian and Ma Fa'er's emotions were a bit out of touch.

After brewing twice, Mafa'er still couldn't help but doubt.

What happened in the middle?

Why is there an explosion sound from the second tower?

The opponent placed in the middle may also be the strongest snowman, but his own middle is Yue Lun.

Who can blow him up?

"Don't be distracted!" Qing Shuijian laughed.

He is full of confidence in his family's middle lane, after all, it is Li Ge who sits there.

So he was more leisurely and devoted himself to the peak duel in front of him, and shouted: "Come again!"

"Come again!" Mafa'er yelled back.

The fierce fighting spirit seems to fill the arena again.

But……

Before the two of them raised the snowball again.

Just heard another roar.

This time... it was the location of the three towers on Mafa'er's side, and the last statue was also blasted.

what happened?

Ma Fa'er's heart trembled, could it be that Senior Brother Yue Lun lost his way?

"Cough!" Qing Shuijian brought up his emotions again, "Let's fight again."

"Hit..." Ma Fa'er read aloud, and suddenly said: "I'll hit your mother!"

Turn around and run!

The middle road didn't know what happened, so the thread was threaded after a while.

Can it still be played without support?

...

Li Chu looked at Gao Po in front of him, and it seemed that he was no different from his side. It's just that the spring water under the high slope is ice blue.

Earlier in his own home, he had filled a bottle of red spring water in an ice crystal bottle.

But now, he only needs to fill another bottle of blue spring water to complete the task.

They just need to make sure if there is Yaochi Immortal Water here. As for how to move all the spring water out, that is a question that the Guanghan Sect needs to consider in the future.

But to get closer to this spring, there are the last two statues.

If the statues on the high ground are broken, all the statues will change hands in the future, which means that they will occupy these two springs again.

boom--

In the blink of an eye, another statue shattered.

Just when another statue was about to be smashed, Li Chu seemed to remember something. He turned his head and looked at Yue Lun who was standing quietly on the high ground.

"Won't you stop me?"

Yue Lun shrugged, "I'm stopping you here... Isn't it self-defeating?"

When Mafa'er hurried over from the lower road, what he saw was the broken state of his last statue.

The naked spring water has been exposed in front of Li Chu.

And Senior Brother Yue Lun, whom he trusted in every possible way, stood there timidly like a loyal audience, watching everything happen.

It seems that the next second will applaud.

"ah?"

For a moment he couldn't understand what happened.

...

The trio on the Snow Demon's side were first driven out of Yunding Wonderland in disgrace.

The trio on the snowman's side searched carefully again, found some incomprehensible historic sites, and confirmed that there were no other treasures, and then they got off the cloud vines and returned to the top of the holy mountain.

Of course, the rainbow fart between Qingshuijian and Zang Yunzi is indispensable in the middle.

There is also a little reluctance of Qing Shuijian.

"It's really a pity for my evenly matched opponent. At that time, we were fighting at the top of the bottom lane. You came and went, and it was a fierce battle...It's a pity that Brother Li pushed the high ground..."

Zang Yunzi smiled and said, "I'm smart enough to know that if I team up with Li Chu, as long as I stand under the tower and don't come out, I can win."

The three were talking and laughing, and were about to return to Naixuecheng.

I saw a few figures running up from the foot of the holy mountain suddenly.

It was the previous Daxueshan Yuelun three people.

"Huh?" Qing Shuijian stepped forward and said, "Do you still want to fight?"

"No..." Yue Lun looked solemn, stepped forward and said: "You must not go down! The leader of the Snow Demon... Citroen is blocking the way down the mountain. It became angry from embarrassment and wanted to intercept and kill you!"

Needless to say, a thunderous voice came over at this moment.

Because the snow demon cannot climb to the top of the holy mountain, only the sound can reach it.

"You foreigners are really unreliable..."

Citroen's voice is still infinitely insolent. Standing on the edge and looking down, you can vaguely see its huge silver-white body almost circling the holy mountain!

"If you don't leave the fairy water today, don't even think about leaving!"

In the previous fight, I was very worried and said that I was not good at words. In fact, I wanted to create a small contrast.