I Can’t Be a Sword God

Beside a small town on the edge of the Northland.

In a courtyard on the edge of the town, the chimney was still smoking, and a fire was burning under the stove, steaming hot.

A woman greeted the outside in the kitchen, "The head of the house, called the daughter over for dinner."

"Okay." The old man agreed, and walked towards a room in the courtyard, shouting as he walked, "Daughter, it's time to eat."

But no one agreed.

Pushing open the door, I saw that the room was empty and there was no one there.

"Ah?" The old man exclaimed.

How can this good-looking person disappear if he doesn't see him?

"Don't mess with dad..." When he searched carefully again, he caught a glimpse of a yellow ingot on the dressing table in the room.

Starting with a heavy one, it is clearly real gold!

"this……"

The old man was shocked, "What's going on?"

...

A black wind swept across the mountains and stopped in a dilapidated cave not far away.

The delicate girl opened her eyes, and saw a middle-aged woman with black feathers and a strong figure, with a strange light on her face, walking into the cave with one hand holding herself.

As he walked into the depths of the cave, with a faint light, he could see that there were already four girls who were also under control, all of whom were similar in age and shape.

"Great Immortal... Great Immortal, what are you doing?" The girl couldn't help begging, "I beg you... just let me go."

This woman was naturally the Black Phoenix King from the Golden State. It turned a deaf ear to the girl's begging for mercy, but casually threw the girl aside, then pulled out a black feather and flew out with its hands.

With a flash of brilliance, the black feather pierced the girl's body, and she fainted all of a sudden, unable to move any more.

The Black Phoenix King counted and murmured: "Two have been caught here... It seems that we need to change places."

It is a very risky thing for monsters to harm people in the Heluo Dynasty. As long as the matter is serious enough to attract Chao Tianque's attention, once it is investigated, something may happen.

So it is very cautious, it always chooses some remote places in the countryside, and after arresting people, it will leave enough money for a lifetime, just to let the families of these girls keep quiet.

Especially after the death of King Bi Fang, the Black Phoenix King now has a shadow of doing things in Heluo.

But there is no way, if you want to get more support from Utsunomiya, you can only try your best to complete the tasks they assigned.

That's right, Utsunomiya's order was to ask the Black Phoenix King to help them capture a certain number of human girls.

The Black Phoenix King thought in his heart that as long as he changed to a few slightly larger counties, he could catch five more. When the number of ten people is reached, they can return to the Golden State to do business. How these girls are dealt with at that time is none of its business.

When I get enough support from Utsunomiya, I can ask for their help to kill that little Taoist priest and avenge my husband!

Well, technically ex-husband.

After avenging it, I can also consider others. Although the Xuan Diao King doesn't look very reliable, but... he can barely use it.

Anyway, it's better to have a vulture than nothing.

As for these...

The Black Phoenix King looked at the girls he had captured, without any disturbance in his heart.

Just lowly mortals.

Without the protection of those cultivators, they would have been reduced to blood food long ago. Who would care about their lives?

Thinking of this, the Black Phoenix King turned around, wanting to get out of the cave.

But before he could take a step, he saw a red light coming towards him.

Um?

...

"Um?"

In the attic of Yaowang Town, King Xuandiao was startled in puzzlement after hearing Li Chu's words.

Then he asked: "Xiao Daoist Li, have you dealt with Heihuang before?"

"Not really." Li Chu shook his head again.

"Then why do you..."

King Xuan Diao hesitated to speak, if he said how dare you be so confident, it might be a bit bad, but he really thought so.

It felt that even if Li Chu was a land god, it didn't mean that he could surely kill the Black Phoenix King.

Li Chu seemed to understand what it meant, and explained: "Because it is dead."

"Dead?" Xuan Diao King's eyes widened, "How did he die?"

The news was really sudden, after all, it was still explaining to Li Chu how difficult it was to deal with last second.

The moment he asked this question, King Xuan Diao looked at the flying sword behind Li Chu, and suddenly thought of something terrible.

It pointed to Li Chu's sword, and then pointed out the window, "This, this, this... just now... it just went out... huh? No way?"

"That's right." Li Chu nodded and said, "As long as the walking amulet is within the range it can see, my flying sword can reach it."

Hearing this, Xuan Diao King broke out in cold sweat, almost soaking his back.

When Li Chu asked them to wear travel talismans, he said that if anything happened, he would be there at any time. Even if people can't reach it, the sword can.

It turns out that there is no special meaning, just the literal meaning?

Xiaolou listened to the wind chatting and laughing, killing the demon three thousand miles away.

Is this something that humans can do?

Thinking of this, it quickly apologized in its heart, it should be...

Is this something humans can do?

Does this imperial swordsmanship that spans thousands of miles in an instant really exist?

Thinking of his three brothers being under the surveillance of the accompanying talisman all the time... the fear in his heart almost froze.

Doesn't it mean that as long as Li Chu is a little unhappy, he can come over with a sword at any time and take the lives of the three little ones away?

"That's why I said..." Li Chu emphasized again: "This talisman can protect you."

"Hey." King Xuan Diao could only laugh a few times.

This protects...

It's really scary.

...

When the girls regained consciousness, they heard a gentle voice asking in their ears: "Are you okay?"

"Um?"

When he opened his eyes, he saw a handsome and perfect side face.

There is a flying sword hanging in the cave, so there is a warm light illuminating the face of the little Taoist priest.

With just one glance, the girls took a deep breath and came up with an idea almost at the same time.

I must be dead.

This place...is the world of bliss, right?

Unexpectedly, Li Chu stood up and continued: "I have killed the monster, everyone is safe, now I will take you home."

"Go home?" The girls were startled: "Whose home?"

"?"

Li Chu blinked and said, "Of course I will send you back to your respective homes."

These words without any emotion pulled the girls out of their confusion and remembered what they had experienced.

"Xiao Daoist..." Someone exclaimed: "You actually killed that monster, you are too powerful!"

"My God, the Taoist priest saved our lives."

"If it weren't for you, what would I do..."

"There is no way to repay the grace of saving life. The little girl is willing to make a promise with her body to report the kindness of growing up!"

"I would too!"

"I……"

Watching the rescued girls enthusiastically want to repay him, Li Chu persisted in carrying forward the fine traditions he had learned since childhood.

Charity does not seek to repay.

Do good deeds without leaving a name.

Thousands of words merged into one sentence, and he raised his hand and said firmly: "You don't have to."

...

After sending the reluctant girls home, Li Chucai returned to Yaowang Town with his sword.

Old man Changchun was racing against time to refine the elixir, Wang Longqi was waiting anxiously, and Lao Du was watching him closely.

Rubbing hands.

It was as if a swordsman who hadn't killed anyone for a long time was sharpening his knife.

There is actually a weird feeling of time and tranquility.

I thought I could do nothing for a while, but the next day, King Xuan Diao came over again.

Looking at its eyes with dark circles, it seems to be very tired.

Xuan Diao Wang did not sleep well.

Because as long as it closes its eyes, it dreams of a flying sword flying towards itself with rainbow light. Hundreds of miles away behind that rainbow light, there is a huge and handsome face...

Every time I think of this, it wakes up trembling.

As a result, the next day, another new message came.

The mysterious disappearance of the Black Phoenix King quickly spread to several nearby mountains, without leaving any clues, and no one knew where it went.

But Utsunomiya's task seems to be urgent, and they have found a new demon king.

The Ram King of Huangmen Mountain.

This Ram King is different from the Black Phoenix King, he is a senior demon in the Golden State. He has always formed good relationships and has quite a few connections. I don't know what kind of favor Utsunomiya can give it, so that it is willing to help.

After receiving the news, King Xuandiao went straight to Huangmen Mountain without any hesitation.

Seeing the Ram King, he immediately showed an extremely enthusiastic smile, so enthusiastic that the Ram King was a little scared, thinking that its eyes were looking at a dead person...

"Brother Xuan Diao, what kind of wind has brought you here?" King Gongyang greeted him consistently.

"Didn't I just get a good treasure, my eldest brother immediately ordered me to come and send a copy to Brother Gongyang." Xuan Diao Wang laughed.

"Oh?" The Ram King greeted it and sat down, and asked, "The Lion Camel King has a heart. What kind of treasure is it?"

"Hey." Xuan Diao Wang took out the medicine bag and said mysteriously: "This is it."

King Gongyang took it, looked at it carefully, and put it on the table, "I don't understand these things, what is the purpose of this thing? Can you make Sanwangling so important?"

"A few days ago, didn't we catch two genius doctors who can make medicine in our cave, and they presented this treasure. Don't look at this medicine bag, which smells inconspicuous. Wearing it on your body is very beneficial to both humans and demons." Strong aphrodisiac effect!"

"And this?"

King Gongyang blinked, quite surprised.

But he immediately said: "I can't use this thing."

"Of course." Xuandiao King nodded repeatedly, "How can a serious demon king use this thing."

"That's right, can it be a decent demon king who can use this thing?" King Gongyang also asked.

Saying so, it has firmly held the medicine pouch and put it in its sleeve.

"Hehe..." The Xuandiao King caught a glimpse of its movements and smiled.

"I can't say no to the enthusiasm of the lion camel king." The ram king waved his hand and said, "Of course I want to give you this face."

"Hahaha, it's natural." King Xuan Diao saw the truth, but continued to agree.

After that, King Gongyang warmly invited him to stay for a banquet.

After some fun, the host and guest enjoyed themselves.

After all, there was some kind of friendship, so King Xuandiao tried to win over King Gongyang at the banquet.

"Brother Gongyang, brother, I don't know if I should say something..." it asked.

"But it doesn't matter." King Gongyang said.

"I heard that my brother has gotten very close to Utsunomiya recently. As a younger brother, I am a little curious. Utsunomiya has a mysterious origin, and it seems that he is not so easy to get along with... Why is my brother entangled with them?"

When it asked this question, if the Gongyang King's attitude was not so firm, it would win over the other party to join the camp of the righteous little Daoist Li, and together they would abandon the dark and turn to the bright.

Then King Gongyang replied: "My brother, you don't know something. The origin of the Udu Palace is indeed mysterious, but the King of Ten Thousand Worlds...has a great kindness to save my life. So, even if they tell me to die, I will go. Not to mention... small things."

The Xuan Diao King was silent for a while, and sighed: "These trivial matters are almost the same as asking you to die..."

"What did you say?" the Ram King asked again.

"It's okay, brother, I'll toast you." King Xuandiao raised his glass high.

Seeing its posture, the Ram King seemed a bit weird?

Why do you always feel like you want to send yourself away with pleasure?

...

After having the last supper with King Gongyang, King Xuandiao rushed all the way to Yaowang Town and reported the matter to Li Chu.

"It stands to reason that Utsunomiya's own power is definitely not weak. It is definitely better to do this kind of thing to catch humans by yourself. I don't know what kind of trouble they have encountered, so they have to pretend to be outsiders..."

It expressed its doubts again.

"Indeed, there should be some unknown predicament." Li Chu also felt that what it said made sense.

Among the three little ones, only the Xuan Diao King has a brain.

"But it's not the way to do it every time..." Xuan Diao Wang said again: "If you kill someone every time they find someone to arrest, then they will notice it after a few times."

"But you can't watch people get hurt." Li Chudao: "Unless you can't find the body of the king of all ages, there is no harm in killing a few more of this kind of evil monsters. When they notice something, maybe they will be killed." When showing off."

The indifferent tone like slapping mosquitoes made Xuan Diao Wang's heart tremble again, and he hurriedly said with a smile: "The three of us have always stood on the side of justice."

Li Chu nodded, and did not hesitate to praise: "So far, you have performed well."

Hearing these words, King Xuandiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Can sleep well tonight.

...

The next day, Gongyang Wang also "disappeared."

The whole world evaporated without leaving any trace.

This made some monsters in the Golden State panic. The Black Phoenix King and the Ram King are not ordinary little monsters, and no one cares if they die. These two are all demon kings that can be counted! It disappeared silently for two consecutive days, which is a bit weird to be true.

The rest of the demon kings in the Golden State began to panic.

After all, no one knows if he will be the next one.

Then, King Xuan Diao came to Yaowang Town again.

Li Chu looked at it and said: "Actually, you don't have to go back and forth like this all the time. You just find a way to hang the medicine bag on which demon king is helping Utsunomiya to harm people. As long as it moves, I will naturally put it on it." Beheading. It is quite hard for you to go back and forth so frequently."

"It's not hard work, it's not hard work, this time... it won't work if you don't come." King Xuan Diao muttered.

"Oh?" Seeing that it had a strange expression, Li Chu asked, "Which demon king is it this time?"

The Xuandiao King stared at Li Chu's finger, as if he was afraid of it standing upright, and said cautiously: "This time Utsunomiya found it..."

"It's the Lion Camel King, the Baoxiang King... and the Xuandiao King who always supports justice."

Listening here, Li Chu's fingers moved subconsciously. This small movement scared Xuan Diao Wang almost to the point of urinating.

After listening to it, Li Chu felt something was wrong.

"oh?"