I Can’t Be a Sword God

"The situation is urgent, we have to notify Daoist Li as soon as possible. Duanbei Mountain is very dangerous at this time!"

In the inn of Jixiang Mansion, there is a demon king, a land god, and a middle-aged single ugly Taoist priest.

These three creatures who are not very familiar with each other, are out of touch, and have even encountered indistinguishable friends and foes in other places, suddenly burst out inexplicable unity and intimacy in the face of the crisis at this moment.

Probably based on a common belief.

This world cannot lose Daoist Li, just like the Heluo Dynasty cannot lose Chaoge City. They can't lose Xiao Daochang Li, just like people can't lose their thighs.

"But the distance is far away, and the master doesn't have a magic weapon for long-distance contact." Lao Du thought for a while, "If we want to contact him, we can only rush to Duanbei Mountain to deliver a letter."

"Duanbei Mountain is a cave of dragons and tigers, and it is heavily guarded. Little Daoist Li went up the mountain with another identity. It is too difficult to deliver a letter to him," Liu Fufeng said.

"If there are other ways, it's not impossible..." Lao Du looked at Li Chu's physical body, "Master's physical body and soul are sensitive, if someone kicks his physical body, master will sense that the physical body is being attacked , will come back quickly.”

"hehe……"

Hearing this, Liu Fufeng and Xuan Diao Wang smiled awkwardly and politely at the same time.

Xuan Diao Wang said: "I am extremely in awe of Daoist Li, so naturally I dare not offend, you two should do it."

Liu Fufeng also said: "Daoist Master Du followed Xiao Daoist Master Li, and he is the most familiar with him, you should do it."

Lao Du rubbed his chin: "Even if you don't consider that the Venerable Tree is guarding the side, if you just say that my master's physical body, the magical power that bounces back, whoever touches it will die if he sits there. We... need to spend a Fresh life to deliver the message?"

"It's not so critical." Liu Fufeng and Xuan Diao Wang Qiqi shook their heads.

It probably means that it is indeed urgent, but it can be held back if it is impossible.

"So..." Duranke frowned and said, "Then we have to offer incense first."

"Yes, incense." Liu Fufeng also agreed.

If you can't get in touch with the little Taoist priest, then ask the miraculous old Taoist priest.

"What?" Xuan Diao Wang, who didn't know what to do, was stunned, "Who is offering incense? It's already this time, isn't it a bit late to pray to God and worship Buddha?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Old Du hurriedly warned again, "The one who will come out in a while is my master, my master's master, please be respectful."

"Xiao Daoist Li's master..." Without him reminding, Xuandiao King's eyes immediately became full of awe.

The cultivation of the little Taoist priest has reached such an indescribable level, and he still has a master who can breathe... Oh my god.

The three incense sticks were lit, and the outline of the old Taoist priest gradually emerged in the air, with a faint head next to him, but because of his height, he couldn't show his full face.

"Little Du."

"Here you are, Master."

"What's the matter?" The old Taoist smiled and asked, "Hey, there is a new friend."

"Oh master." Lao Du hurriedly introduced: "This is the Xuandiao King of Sanwangling in the Golden State."

"I am the most loyal friend of Deyunguan, who has taken charge of the organization. I have worked hard for Daoist Li, and I have shed blood for Daoist Li."

King Xuan Diao hurriedly expressed his loyalty solemnly, for fear that the old Taoist would not know his camp.

"Then you are a good bird, hehe, not bad." The old Taoist said.

"Yes, yes." King Xuan Diao quickly accepted this strange-sounding compliment.

"Master, the situation is critical now." Du Lanke said: "This Xuandiao King came here to report that Duanbei Mountain will be in great trouble. Master, he is still on it. I'm afraid it's not good."

"Oh? What disaster?" the old Taoist asked.

The green-skinned man next to him seemed to have heard something of interest, and leaned forward, revealing a round face.

Although he didn't know each other, Lao Du was not in the mood to ask at this time, but hurriedly replied: "Utsunomiya mobilized all the forces they have accumulated in the Golden State for three thousand years, and let most of the demon kings in the Golden State attack Duanbei Mountain together. Come out in full force! There are so many monsters in the Golden State, this force is unimaginable. But we can't contact the master at this time, should we let him withdraw quickly?"

"Yo, hehe, Duanbei Mountain is going to be unlucky."

After listening to the old Taoist priest, he suddenly smiled, not only seemed not in a hurry, but also had a gloating face.

Before the little black fat man next to him made a sound, Old Du became impatient: "Don't worry, old man, Duanbei Mountain is full of bandits and rebels, it doesn't matter if they die or not, and there may not be a few good people on it. Then my master It’s still up there, what should we do, we still need to have a charter.”

"I think..." the old Taoist said with a stern face, "You should pay attention to your words first, why are there no good people on Duanbei Mountain?"

"Master, I didn't dare to stop you before you asked Master to help them eliminate rape, but now I really want to say it. They are all a bunch of rebels, so what if they are all wiped out by the Golden State? To put it bluntly, it’s dog bite dog. You say you have friendship with that anti-thief leader, how dangerous is that kind of person! He has committed murder and arson all these years. It is said that he drinks human brains every day before going to bed... Does anyone know if there is any? I'm so jealous, I still don't recognize you. I was afraid when you said you were cooperating with them a few times ago. There are no good people on Duanbei Mountain. If my master is here, it's not worth it."

It could be seen that Lao Du was really worried about Li Chu's safety, and it was the first time he had spoken so forcefully with the old Taoist priest.

But the old Taoist seemed happy instead of angry after listening to it, and looked at the little black fat man with a smirk on his face, "How is it? Dog bites dog?"

The little black fat man looked cloudy and indistinguishable, looked at Lao Du, and asked, "This is your grandson? What's his name?"

"Poor Dao Duranke." Old Du asked again: "This is..."

"My humble... Guo Longque."

poof.

Hearing a muffled sound from the opposite side, Lao Du's dark face instantly disappeared into the mirror.

"Dao Daochang... Du Daochang..."

Those who pinched people and slapped the mouth over there rescued him for a long time, but did not wake up Lao Du. Liu Fufeng had no choice but to come over first and said: "Senior Yu, Senior Guo, Daoist Du is overly frightened, and I'm afraid he won't be able to wake up for a while. Fortunately, it doesn't matter, what should be done specifically, you should explain it first."

"It doesn't matter, you just let them come here." On the other side, Guo Longque couldn't tell if it was a sneer smile, "I want to see how those monsters want to bite me... Bah, How do you take down my Broken Monument Mountain!"

...

dusk.

The sky is full of fire.

On the back hill of Duanbei Mountain, there is a huge open space. Several gray and white elephants roamed the clearing, and a huge man sat among the elephant herd.

Shockingly, he was bigger than any elephant. Just sitting in the herd, the upper body is already taller than any elephant.

"Now you seem to be the only one on the mountain who doesn't know, hee hee, let me tell you..."

The big-brained Long Gang was standing in front of this man like a mountain of meat, talking to him very excitedly: "I'm definitely the first to discover this, it's so exciting, my God..."

Just as he was speaking, Long Gang's complexion suddenly changed again, and his nose twitched twice.

"What's wrong?" the Roshan man lowered his head slowly and asked.

"It's not right, it has a strong demonic aura." Long Gang frowned tightly.

"Evil spirit?" The man from Roshan said: "I raised all these good elephants, they are innocent and can't become fine."

"It's not here, even if the elephant becomes a spirit, it's impossible to have such a strong evil spirit. This smell... comes from the sky!"

Long Gang turned his eyes sharply and looked towards the distant sky.

There.

There is a cloud in the mysterious sky in the northwest.

Devour the setting sun!