I Can’t Be a Sword God

"The people in our Xilan village are the most hospitable."

The old man was dressed in simple gray cloth clothes and greeted everyone to enter the village with a smile. There is a stone tablet at the entrance of the village, engraved with the words "Orchid Village in the Western Regions".

"It turns out that Xilan Village is the abbreviation of Orchid Village in the Western Regions." Old Du laughed softly, "Why not just call it Broccoli."

Wang Longqi smiled and said, "Then why not just call it cauliflower."

Old Du laughed again: "Then just call it..."

Before he could say anything, Wang Longqi and Yu Qi'an stretched out their hands to cover his mouth at the same time, saying: "Don't talk about this, it's unlucky."

"Okay, okay..." Lao Du hurriedly raised his hand in surrender, and after being let go, he muttered, "I'm not afraid."

Yu Qi'an and Wang Longqi said viciously at the same time: "I'm not afraid either!"

After a few words, the old man led the group to the largest courtyard in the village. Although it can't be called grand, there are also a few small courtyards and brick and stone mansions, which are rare in this village.

"This is our village chief's house, and only his house can accommodate a few people." After finishing speaking, the old man turned around and called for the door, "Village chief! Look what good things I brought you! Open the door quickly! "

Everyone: "..."

Although I feel that the old man's words are a bit inappropriate, but if he says that he is not a good thing and he is a little bit hard to say, it is hard to refute anyway...

Not long after, a stout farmer who looked like a family member opened the door and ushered in a few people, and saw a fat old man in slightly rich clothes sitting in front of the hall.

"Oh, the guest came to the door, and the old man greeted him hahaha." The village chief smiled and stood up to greet him, and then asked: "I don't know where you come from?"

"I am a Taoist priest who came from Dongtuheluo and traveled to the Western Regions to practice. I passed by the treasure land and stayed overnight. I am really bothering you." Yu Qi'an replied immediately.

"Don't disturb, don't disturb." The village chief smiled, "We people in Xilan Village are the most hospitable and hospitable, and we like to receive foreign guests the most!"

...

At the same time, at the entrance of the village that Li Chu and the others passed by just now, a tall young man with an eyebrow-length stick behind his back also came here.

"Western Orchid Village..."

The young man had long yellow hair, thin cheeks, and refined eyes. Just as he was about to move forward, he suddenly heard a shout from the side.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Four or five strong men rushed out from the side of the road and scolded.

The young man smiled and cupped his hands and said, "Everyone, I am a traveler who passed by here. I was lost by a big storm just now. Seeing that it was getting late, I wanted to find a place to stay. I don't know if it is convenient..."

Hearing the young man's request, several strong men in Naxilan Village responded politely.

"roll!"

"inconvenient!"

"How far is death!"

"Go one step further and break your leg!"

"..."

Hearing the words, the young man suddenly showed an angry face, "It's not convenient if it's inconvenient, why are you swearing?"

"Swearing? You're still going to hit you!" The leader of the brawny man pointed at the young man, "Get out or not?"

"Hmph..." The young man snorted coldly, looked at the few people with serious eyes, and said word by word: "Get out, get out."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left without looking back.

While walking, he whispered to himself: "You will have to avenge your grandfather and father in the future, and you must preserve your usefulness. You cannot fight these people... Except Li Chu, no one is worth your shot!"

...

"We really feel the hospitality of the people in your village deeply."

Facing a large table of sumptuous food, Yu Qi'an couldn't help admiring.

Looking at the animals in the mountains, the geese in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on the land, and the seafood under the sea, the group of people all showed excited expressions, especially the little koi, whose fur was standing on end and trembling.

"Should I say it or not, the food here is better than in the Jinque King's Palace." Wang Longqi also said: "No matter how delicious oysters are, they can't be eaten all at once."

"Our Xilan village is like this. When friends come, there is good wine..." The village chief said halfway, then suddenly turned his head and smiled, and stopped talking.

"Wine is indeed good wine." After drinking a few more glasses, Wang Longqi felt a little overwhelmed, stood up again, and said, "I'm going out to get some air."

It was dark outside the yard, and except for the village chief's house, the lights of the rest of the houses were not lit. Standing in the back garden, when the evening wind blows, I feel refreshed.

So Wang Longqi untied his belt.

"I drink a lot of urine, especially a lot of alcohol..."

While urinating, his eyes drifted away, when he saw a bird fly up from the garden and land on a courtyard post in the distance.

In the next second, a flash of red light suddenly shot over, sweeping away the bird in an instant...

Wang Longqi's pupils dilated suddenly, and he could see clearly that it was clearly a long tongue! The wind was blowing from that direction, carrying a faint fishy smell.

"Monster!" Wang Longqi turned around, ran away, ran back to the banquet with three crutches, and shouted: "There are monsters, there are monsters!"

"What's wrong?" Li Chu stood up upon hearing this.

Yu Qi'an stretched out his hand to cover the little koi's eyes.

Old Du hurriedly advised: "Seventh Young Master, let's not talk about anything else, just pull up your pants first."

"Ah..." Wang Longqi noticed that he was so shocked that he forgot about it just now, and hurriedly said while pulling up his pants: "I was breathing in the back garden just now, and I saw a monster! A long tongue with a fishy smell ..."

"Impossible!" The village chief shook his head firmly and said, "Our Xilan village is outstanding, and we have never seen monsters in hundreds of years."

Li Chu closed his eyes for a glance, then opened them, and said, "There really isn't any evil spirit here."

Wang Longqi said: "Impossible, what I just saw is absolutely impossible..."

"Seventh Young Master, have you drunk too much?" Old Du helped him sit down, and said, "Don't worry, with my master here, whenever there is a monster showing a little monster, the Chunyang Sword will go right there, what are you afraid of?" ?”

"Also..." Wang Longqi sat down, shook his head, and wondered if he had read it wrong.

Everyone was talking in a hurry, when suddenly there was a burst of silver bell-like laughter from outside the house.

"I heard from my family that some guests from Heluo came. Grandpa, you didn't ask me to come and see."

There was a sound of clinking rings, and a woman in a bright red dress turned around in front of the hall. She had a bright face and charming eyes, and she came to the banquet room in a few steps.

Seeing Li Chu, he suddenly covered his mouth: "What a handsome Taoist priest."

"Chan'er, don't be presumptuous." The village head scolded with a smile, but his eyes were full of doting, and introduced to everyone: "This is my granddaughter. She has been used to being arrogant since she was a child. Please forgive me."

"It's okay." Yu Qi'an smiled and waved his hands.

Wang Longqi also pulled Dulanke over suddenly, and said in a low voice, "This woman seems...something is wrong."

"Huh? Something's wrong." Old Du asked in bewilderment.

"Anyway...it doesn't look like a human being. I suspect that the monster I just saw is her." Wang Longqi scratched his head and said speculatively.

"Qi Shao, you can't say that someone is not human just because they look good-looking." Old Du smiled.

"That's the feeling... You haven't had in-depth communication with the female monster, so you don't understand." Wang Longqi shook his head.

"..." Old Du was silenced for a while, not knowing what to say for a moment.

After all, when it comes to experience in this area, he really can't compare with Wang Longqi.

At this time, Wang Longqi glanced at Yu Qi'an, and the old and the young looked at each other, with deep meaning in their eyes.

"Um……"

Wang Longqi immediately strengthened his mind, saying: "I have to find a way to test her."