I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Village chief, don't worry, our Taoist priests in Deyun Temple are all good Taoist priests who are simple and healthy. What happened to him... He was transferred from another Taoist temple, and he is still a temporary disciple... Maybe his moral education since childhood Not so perfect, contaminated with the bad habits of some mainstream Taoist priests..."

Yu Qi'an looked at Dulan Ke with a broken heart, and at the same time explained to the village head of Xilan Village...or put aside the relationship.

"Yu Guanzhu is right. You and Xiao Daoist Li seem to be clean and decent people." The village chief also waved his hands generously.

Li Chu looked at the village head and then at the master, and felt that such a juxtaposition seemed inappropriate, but it was not easy to refute it now.

It can't make people think that our view of Deyun Temple is like this.

Wang Longqi also said over there: "Old Du is already old, and he is quite pitiful. Guanzhu Yu and the old village chief, please give me face and don't bother with him too much. Small punishments are fine, big ones are fine. If you quit, I don’t want it, I believe he already knows he’s wrong.”

The old village chief sighed and said, "You are all honored guests of our Xilan Village, we don't want such a thing to happen. I believe Master Yu can handle this matter well, so you can figure it out yourself."

"The village chief is generous, we will definitely give you a satisfactory answer." Yu Qi'an also nodded and said: "If we can't solve it, then we will get out of Xilan Village overnight!"

"Don't, don't, don't..." The old village chief hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, "Don't hurt everyone's harmony because of a little thing."

As soon as the words came out, he immediately became anxious.

It seems that the plaintiff does not want to pursue the case more than the defendant.

In a few words, under the circumstances that both parties wanted to settle the matter quickly, the turmoil was quickly dissipated with lightning speed.

In the end, everyone discussed and decided that the punishment for Lao Du would be a verbal warning, and he will be observed in the future. Ask him to conduct a public review at the entrance of the village tomorrow, and if the review is not deep enough, he will be expelled from observation.

Although it is not serious, it is conceivable that at least for a period of time in the future, the title of "molesting women and Deyun scum" will not be removed.

Back in the Kuayuan, Wang Longqi patted Lao Du on the shoulder, and said in relief: "It's okay, you didn't confess my brother in the end. Lao Du, you are really good, you can deal with it."

Duranke said with a bitter face: "I'm not stupid. If you don't confess, you can still help me to speak and operate to get a reduced sentence. If you confess, who will speak for the two of us?"

"Hey, I've let you understand it all." Wang Longqi couldn't help admiring.

All the way back to the house, Lao Du was always frowning. After all, he hadn't written a review for many years, and he had to read it in public.

It was a long time before he wrote the first line on the paper.

"Dear ancestor, master, dear villagers of Xilan Village, and other idlers..."

...

Unexpectedly, the next morning, he received a piece of good news that made him breathe a sigh of relief.

Of course, it might not be so good for others.

Three villagers from Xilan Village went up the mountain to cut firewood, and unexpectedly ran into a monster. Two villagers were eaten by the monster on the spot, and only one ran back covered in blood.

"My Xilan village is outstanding, how can there be monsters?" The village chief still didn't believe it.

"It's really a monster... That monster has a mouth full of blood! The eyes are as big as a lantern... The tongue is like a red light... With a swish, they were swept away and eaten... I rolled and crawled down the hillside Get down and escape with your life..."

The villager who came back was crying at the entrance of the village, telling his horrible experience, and soon the whole village gathered to watch.

A group of masters and apprentices from Deyun Temple also came out to join in the fun, and they saw this scene.

Seeing them approaching, the village head's eyes suddenly lit up, "Guan Yu, Daoist Li...save Xilan Village!"

"I know a few of you are practitioners who can subdue monsters and catch monsters. There are monsters near our Xilan village. Can you go up the mountain and help us get rid of this evil spirit?"

"Um?"

The master and apprentice just came to watch the excitement, and ran to the center of the stage in an instant, a little stunned.

But the request to exorcise evil spirits and demons cannot be refused.

Li Chu pondered and said: "If there are really monsters that cannibalize people, then I might as well go up the mountain and help Xilan Village clean it up."

He looked at the master again.

After what happened last time, he was worried about the safety of his master. It is not convenient to go up the mountain to eliminate demons and run around with a group of people.

If you stay in Xilan Village...

He frowned slightly. In fact, since he entered this village, he felt a little weird. It would be fine if he stayed here all the time, but if he went out by himself and left the master and the others here, then he would definitely be worried.

At this time, Lao Du saw Li Chu's concerns, and he took the initiative to stand up and volunteered to take the crime and make meritorious service, "Master, why don't you stay here to protect the master. Let me go up the mountain to kill demons and demons!"

Li Chu looked at Lao Du, and said movedly: "You...I'm not at ease."

After a pause, he thought of a way.

At Li Chu's request, De Yunguan and his party came to a guest room.

Li Chu put a bell with an accompanying talisman in the center of the table, and said to everyone: "After I leave, you must not leave this room...Master, especially you."

Although the traveling amulet can be regarded as Li Chu's eyes and ears, it is not that convenient after all.

Because his brain is not a machine after all, he needs to actively explore with his mind to see the picture corresponding to each line follower. It’s okay to use it for special occasions, but if it’s used as a daily real-time monitoring method, it’s actually not practical.

Just like Li Chu now, there is a traveling talisman in the box where the money is hidden in Deyun Temple. If you have nothing to do, you should close your eyes and take a look to ensure the safety of your property and life. If he gets another four or five talismans, he will have to keep closing his eyes and switching perspectives.

If you cut too many screens, people will faint.

If you go out to fight monsters, it is even more difficult to keep an eye on every place. So it's best to gather everyone together so that everyone is within his line of sight, and he can use a line follower to keep an eye on them all the time.

"As long as you don't leave the ten-foot circle, which is the scope of this room, I can always protect your safety. If something happens, I will come back as soon as possible."

Before leaving, Li Chu urged again.

"Don't worry, master." Lao Du said, patted his chest, "I will watch over the big guys and won't let them leave the room for half a step."

Yu Qi'an also nodded obediently, and said: "Don't worry, you go and fight some monsters, and you'll be back soon. We'll just stay here and don't move around."

Only then did Li Chu feel relieved, and turned to leave.

Only leaving everyone with a firm and worry-free back.