I Can’t Be a Sword God

Daoist Yonglin looked up at the sky.

It feels like fate is really upside down...with bizarre twists and turns.

In his previous decades of life, he never thought that there would be such a tangled moment.

The ancestral grave and his family were actually placed on both ends of a seesaw. No matter which end was raised or which end was lowered, it would cause him serious psychological trauma.

Ancestral graves, I can do whatever I want. Family, also what I want.

It is impossible to have both.

If the decision on this matter was in his own hands, he would definitely give up his ancestral grave and take his family. But unfortunately, this is not the case.

But even if you don't let me decide, you have to be reasonable, right?

Daoist Yonglin looked at the treasure box in confusion, his eyes changed from unbelievable to loveless.

Because there was really a big white goose in the box with a sharp cry, bald fur, short tail, and a lot of feces on the soles of its feet.

this……

How did this thing appear in it?

play with me?

He looked at Lord Bailang, and was extremely suspicious of what the other party was thinking about before stuffing this thing into the treasure chest. The king of a country, don't even want to face?

He was not the only one who was confused, in fact, Lord Bai Lang was also very confused.

The monarch on the throne looked at the answer written by Baolilong at first, and felt very annoyed, thinking that a fool would put such a thing in the treasure chest, right? Even Meng should be more reliable, what does the Three Kingdoms Master mean?

But now, looking at the big goose that inexplicably appeared in the treasure chest, he couldn't help nodding slightly.

That's right, I let it go.

Master of the Three Kingdoms has good mana.

Seeing the approving gaze of the monarch, Baolilong was also puzzled.

"What is this?"

He never imagined that the answer that he was afraid to write indiscriminately would come true.

Looking back at the two senior brothers, their expressions were not very good.

Baolilong understood what they meant.

The monarch is a mortal, he doesn't know how powerful Suzaku is, don't you know? You won the little Taoist, if he really gets Suzaku to lose his temper, will you take it?

Baolilong has suffered a lot.

If I say a word at this time, I wrote it blindly, and I don't know how to win...

Would the little Taoist think I was mocking him?

He took a last look at Li Chu, and saw that Li Chu was pondering, as if he was thinking about something.

Baolilong's heart skipped a beat.

Isn't this kid thinking about how to get angry when he waits?

...

No one will notice the subtle eye contact on the high platform except for those with a heart.

There is a caring person in the audience.

Pi Yanzi looked at the delicate and complicated atmosphere on the stage, and showed a strange smile. That's right, that's it.

fight! fight!

Just as he was nodding his head, Hei Lanzi reappeared beside him at some unknown time.

"Senior brother is really amazing." Pi Yanzi praised sincerely: "In such a short period of time, he was able to steal someone else's post. He actually got a big white goose with bald hair and short tail."

It turned out that it was none other than these two monsters who played tricks just now.

"Hmph, senior brother has been in the Western Regions for so many years, after all, it's not for nothing." Hei Lanzi smiled proudly: "It's just a small blindfold, a gust of evil wind, the guards can't tell the difference between south, east and north. When he comes back to his senses, I have already changed the contents of the box. With my cultivation, how can he find it? The most difficult part is to find the big white goose."

"Wait..." Pi Yanzi covered his mouth and nose with his hands, "Senior brother, what does it smell like on you?"

"Hey, don't mention it." Hei Lanzi waved his hand, "You don't know, time is running short, there is no shit around that big white goose, I'll just..."

"Are you using your own?" Pi Yanzi's eyes widened immediately, and he took three steps back.

"What are you thinking about?" Hei Lanzi rolled his eyes and said, "I just forced the shit out by myself, maybe it got on my body accidentally."

"Oh, that's it." Pi Yanzi then leaned back.

Hei Lanzi calmly put his hand on Pi Yanzi's shoulder, rubbed it twice, and said with a smile: "I never thought that this old bald donkey would write such a thing, and it almost failed."

Pi Yanzi smiled innocently, "It's really impossible to confuse senior brother."

The corners of Hei Lanzi's mouth curled up high, "I'm not bragging, it's impossible to try to stump me in this three-acre land in the Western Regions..."

Before the words were finished, the palace servant came forward and announced loudly: "In the first round, it is obvious that the Three Kingdoms Division won. The second round, now begins!"

...

After all, the second guard rode off into the air on a bird.

This time, his target location was Giant Stone Peak, thirteen hundred miles away. Shortly after arriving, a message came back.

The fighting scene immediately announced that the observation had begun.

Both the great master and the second master looked at the three masters solemnly, with earnest eyes.

Daoist Yonglin looked at Li Chu with great expectations.

The difference is probably that one expects his teammates to win, and the other expects his teammates to lose.

Baolilong nodded heavily, and then lifted off into the sky, a pair of divine dragons stared wide-eyed, afraid that they couldn't see clearly the appearance of the treasure...there was something close to it.

Li Chuze also closed his eyes and focused his attention, his spiritual consciousness roared out.

There must be something wrong with the link just now, so this time he not only focused on observing the treasures on the Jushi Peak, but also paid attention to the surrounding areas at the same time.

Multi-tasking, what he didn't know was that this was already an extremely difficult technique in the manipulation of consciousness. But he only had to activate his consciousness for a short while, and he was already able to use it skillfully.

All of this is also due to the large number of screen cuts when using the line follower.

It is not difficult for him to observe the treasure chest on a mountain peak thirteen hundred miles away. He could see clearly the moment the guard opened the box.

Inside the treasure chest is a red agate the size of a fist.

Opening his eyes, he wrote down his answer.

Bao Lilong also wrote down the answer, this time after he finished writing, he turned around and glanced at the two senior brothers confidently, indicating that everything was safe.

Immediately, the palace servants announced loudly: "Xiao Daoist Li's answer is..."

"A six-inch luminous red agate."

"The little Taoist is probably right this time, brother, I have to trouble you again." Pi Yanzi said.

Hei Lanzi said: "Don't worry..."

Just about to say something arrogant, the palace man said again: "Master of the Three Kingdoms' answer is...it is...a colorful black pearl!"

Hei Lanzi's figure, which was about to take off, froze suddenly, and his face was a little embarrassed.

"Colorful black?"

It seems that just to understand this sentence is not a simple matter.

"Senior brother..." Pi Yanzi blinked, "In this three-acre land in the Western Regions, it's impossible to try to embarrass you, right?"

"Hehe." Hei Lanzi smiled suddenly, gritted his teeth and said something.

"This forced-raised bald donkey... don't let me catch it."