I, Captain, make money to support my family at Marvel

Just some time ago, Asgard's future lightrod commander, Thor Oddinson, because of his recklessness in provoking war in Jotunheim, received the first cold-violent education from his old father in his thousand-year life:

stripped of divine powers, forcibly untied his beloved meow hammer, and then distributed to what they saw as a remote territory, Earth.

——So Odin, you have not been well educated for more than a thousand years, so you dare to directly let Thor become king?

If Loki hadn't stopped it in time (referring to colluding with the ice giants to make trouble), wouldn't it be a Great Clear Pill to really let Thor ascend the throne?

Although Asgard soon exploded too....

Speaking of which, Odin also likes to throw things that will cause trouble to Earth, such as the Cosmic Cube, such as Thor, who can't teach well.

As a good thing that all major villains flock to, Odin's way to protect the Cosmic Cube is to throw it into a weak border area, which is called small and hidden in the wild, hoping that others will not think that they will hide important things in unimportant places.

The problem is: judging from the results, it seems that a villain can find out where the Cosmic Cube is at once, and it obviously comes with a high amount of mockery. And Odin, as a powerhouse in the first realm, must not know it.

So he did it on purpose - the plan to destroy the Avengers was set by Odin!

---- dividing line in Thor's history lesson----

although Hyperion was already trying hard, it was still faster than the gathering speed of the melon-eating masses.

When Yu Ming and his party arrived through the drop pod, they saw that there were already many old and young people around the meow hammer. At this time, the background of an official organization is particularly good:

"S.H.I.E.L.D. does things!" Irrelevant personnel retreat! "

However, it is useless, the people here have never heard of S.H.I.E.L.D., and even look back at Yu Ming and the others, and they are still screaming around and trying to hammer the cow.

"Wan"

Yuming almost forgot that the existence of S.H.I.E.L.D. is like the cup war in Fuyuki City, obviously he has danced the abnormal phenomenon in front of everyone's eyes, and he is still stunned to hide himself in the public eye.

"Kiana, give them the whole job!"

“Charm！ Go, ignore! Kiana

stepped forward and jumped, summoning a huge cat's claw in the air and slamming it into the ground, and suddenly set off a ten-level wind nearby, blowing the Diao people to the east and west, giving way to a path.

Through the cursing crowd, Yuming and Kiana surrounded Meow Hammer.

Yu Ming tried it first, and found that the hammer really did not move, and Kiana, who was wearing a white training combat uniform, was helpless against the hammer.

In the original world, there are many different opinions about the spell that Odin attaches to the meow hammer.

One of the more recognized sayings is that only heroes with pure hearts and integrity can afford Mjolnir.

But in fact, this is also nonsense.

It is known that among the Avengers, the only ones who can lift the hammer non-violently after it is attached a spell by Odin, are Team America, Vision and Thor, who was killed once by the Destroyer.

Do these three people have anything in common in mind except that their muscles are relatively developed?

It's hard to say that there is, and if you have to say it, it may be the belief that you want to save your friends, save others, and save the world.

But for the heroes, this belief is almost everyone's own, and even Vision has little interest in saving.

Some people will say: other heroes are not pure in mind, that is, they cannot achieve the purity of heart.

It was even more difficult to find this shining point in Thor and Vision. A young master who has lived for fifteen hundred years, an aggregate body that has eaten human network information, how can he talk about purity of heart?

So – the only explanation is the flexible bottom line.

Since this is the case, if you can't find the key to unlock the lock, then only absolute violence can make the hammer yield, and you must punch hard!

"Major Himeko, throw a Heavenly Father down!"

After receiving the communication, Himeko, who was sitting in the acting commander of the bridge, looked at the military officer and asked puzzled:

"What is the heavenly father that the captain said?" Do we have this thing? The

military officer searched in Hyperion's database for a while, but did not get any clues, but Bronia, who was watching the stock market on the sidelines, replied casually:

"It is the ultimate decisive weapon of anti-entropy... Oversized Titan, but still a half-finished product.

"Good fellow, is there anything more powerful against entropy than Alahato!"

Standing next to the hammer and taking a circle of photos, Yu Ming saw that Hyperion did not ring for a long time, and then remembered that the Heavenly Father was an anti-entropy mecha that appeared in the later stage, how could the battleship of Destiny be thrown?

But pulling a hammer requires strength, and when it comes to the sense of strength, the mechs of Destiny are all thin arms and legs, and the purity is too low.

Although the sub-god machine Mistin could fight with the Hulk before, the Hulk itself couldn't lift the meow hammer!

"Captain, first of all, I have bad news for you, we don't have Heavenly Father mechs.

But we have another news, also bad, to hear? "

“...... Himeko, why didn't I find you so crumbs when I played with you before? Listening

to the happy ridicule of Jizi in the headset, Yu Ming helplessly replied with a small connotation, and then said:

"I can probably guess that we have wasted a lot of time here, and the people of S.H.I.E.L.D. should also be almost there."

"bingo~~, then~ Xiaoming, do you still want to play sister now?"

“？" Dong Ming was stunned.

When I type '? It's not that I have a problem, it's that I think you have a problem!

“...... Himeko, it seems that we are still using a public channel, right? "

Uh-huh~ So you want to play something private?" It's okay ~ "

Oops, the older leftover girl is so bad, I can't play her!"