I! Cleaner!
Chapter 644 Free Mission
“?!”
The three dodged the thick phlegm spitted out by the black goat, but they couldn’t avoid the scolding it sprayed, and they couldn’t help but be stunned on the spot.
As for Leon, he looked at the smiling red-haired director while the goat head was madly attacking.
You called me over, is that what you mean?
Yes, yes, yes! That’s what you mean! As expected, you still understand me, haha~
Looking at the three branch directors who were sprayed by the goat head, the happy red-haired director couldn’t help but take a deep breath and felt a kind of long-lost happiness.
The reason why I hated that dead goat in the past and kept it in the bureau without replacing it with other abnormal objects, in addition to its excellent soul vision, is this powerful enough mouth.
Whenever I was embarrassed to open my mouth to scold people because of my status or because I was too wrong, this dead goat could directly scold for me for a whole day, and the consumption was just two packs of cigarettes. This cost-effectiveness is simply too high.
Oh~ What a pity, if it wasn't for Leon, I would really be reluctant to give it away~
Just as the red-haired director was enjoying the long-lost happiness, the three branch directors had already reacted from being caught off guard, and then they all slammed the table and shouted angrily:
"Shut up! Damn demon!"
"Sir Olivia!"
"Mr. Leon! Mind your..."
"Heh! Te! Tetetete!"
Using the self-created skill of old thick phlegm spray again, interrupting the angry questions of the three branch directors, the equally angry black goat continued to output vigorously:
"I was a big demon! The recognized number one demon under the true god! You three little losers, combined, are not as good as the one I hang! When I was still wearing pants, I could see thousands of your brothers as long as I lowered my head when I went to the toilet!
It's really fucking The more I talk, the angrier I get. You deserve to be chained? You deserve nothing!
If I wasn't well fed and well slept, and my temper wasn't as bad as before, I would have dug up your ancestors' graves, put your dead ancestors together again, and stuffed them into my dog's ass one by one! Don't ask why I'm doing this, I'm just helping your ancestors go back to their hometowns!"
"You...you..."
"What do you mean by you? You can't even recognize your own father, how did you get to where you are now? I'm *! Did the Cleanup Bureau pick you up from the sewer? Or %\u0026¥@#..."
"Stop! Stop it!"
Reaching out and holding the black goat's mouth, Leon said apologetically after cutting off the increasingly blocked curses:
"Sorry, it's a little excited, and its words are a little harsh, I hope you don't mind."
"..."
Is it a little harsh? None of the shit sprayed by this damn demon is audible!
After a short pause, the three branch directors, who were almost choked by the scolding, gritted their teeth and asked:
"You...if you don't want to wear the necklace, you can tell us! As for this..."
"You can wear it, why not?"
Lyon said calmly:
"Although the source of this anomaly is not good, it is indeed a precious anomaly, and the effect is also suitable for the current situation. I have no complaints about it."
"Then why do you..."
"I just think that the effect of the necklace you gave me is not good enough. Only the three of you can contact me unilaterally. This effect The rate is still too low. "
After pinching the struggling black goat, Leon kindly introduced it to the three branch directors in the horrified eyes:
"It is my pet... um... one of the demons with whom I have a contract. Compared with the necklace that can only let you contact me unilaterally, it can not only communicate with me over a long distance, but also easily lock my position across a city.
So instead of wearing the necklace you gave me, I hope that the three of you can carry it with you. In this way, if there is any dangerous situation, everyone can communicate with each other in time... What do you think?"
How is it? Not good! Very not good!
Looking at the goat head that was still madly insulting itself with its soul even though Leon held its mouth, and the lines were never repeated, the three branch directors could not help but tremble all at once.
Although this thing doesn't look very powerful, its foul mouth is really deadly. Just being scolded for 5 minutes just now has caused my blood pressure to soar. If I carry it with me for more than half a month, I'm afraid my brain blood vessels will burst before the King of Slaughter can take action!
"This... is a bit inappropriate, right?"
Faced with the "better" solution proposed by Leon, the director of the Hound Branch said with a stiff upper lip:
"After all, this demon is a very strong anomaly. If you leave it, it will weaken your ability. It's better to..."
"No, my main combat anomaly now is something else, not them."
"It... them?"
"Yes, them."
In the red-haired director's unusually admiring eyes, Leon smiled and added:
"It was broken into seven pieces at the beginning, and I have collected four of them, so not only can I give it to you to take, but you three can even take one each."
"?!!!"
God damn, take one each!
This thing has its mouth pinched by you, and only has 50% output power left. With soul fluctuations alone, it can spray three of us. If there are three more sheep heads without their mouths pinched, wouldn't each of us have to suffer six times the torture we are experiencing now?
"No! No need!"
Under the threat of the black goat, the three branch directors shook their heads in unison. The middle-aged woman from the Tmall branch said with embarrassment:
"Actually... one of us is good at speed and the other is good at perception. If there is a problem, we can rush over temporarily. So... timely communication is not that important. It's okay not to bring this thing."
"Really?"
Lyon blinked when he heard this, pretended to pass the black goat to them, and invited sincerely:
"Although their mouths are a little smelly, their strength is still very good. Will you really not consider it again?"
"No, no! Really not!"
"Okay then."
After regretfully putting away the black goat that he hadn't scolded enough, Lyon raised the [Water Hound Collar] in his hand and asked Asked:
"Then this thing..."
"I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you!"
The Cheetah Chief, who was so regretful that his intestines turned green, waved his hands and said:
"This thing was originally used for communication. If you need it, keep it!"
"Thank you for your generosity."
After throwing the [Water Hound Collar] into the mirror world and giving it to Youha as a toy, Lyon smiled and asked:
"By the way, what plans do you three have for defense after the chief leaves?"
If you have plans...
After hearing Lyon's inquiry, the three branch chiefs, who were still a little frightened, exchanged glances with each other, and then the middle-aged woman from the Tmall branch said:
"Our plan is to gather the two royal bloodlines and keep them in the Virgin Branch for close protection!"
Defend as strictly as possible? It's a fairly safe idea.
After nodding in agreement, Leon asked:
"What about me? What is the task you assigned to me?"
"Your task is to stay in the palace."
The middle-aged woman from the Tmall branch said:
"The princess still needs to maintain the operation of the kingdom. We can't lock her up in the Virgin Branch, so your task is to protect her 24 hours a day in the next half month."
"..."
? !!! !!!
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