I! Cleaner!

"..."

6

Looking at this weird hidden badge, Leon couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. The wearing effect of this badge is also unreasonable. Shouldn't my artistic talent skyrocket as soon as I raise my hand?

And why is there no advanced route? I feel like if I replenish my political abilities a little, work hard to enhance my moral cultivation, study art well, and achieve comprehensive development of morality, art, and governance, wouldn’t this badge be directly advanced?

"Hmm... not bad, let's leave it like this for the carriage greeting part!"

Looking at Leon, who suddenly showed a sudden surge of leadership in every gesture for some unknown reason, the little old man nodded with satisfaction, then pulled down the flow chart on the wall, squinted his eyes and muttered:

"Next is the reception of foreign guests, the speeches of the fifteen ministers and the Prime Minister, the public party in the entire royal capital, the speech and oath to all the citizens, the private banquet after the ceremony... Oh, by the way, regarding the cake cutting at the banquet, you You must study hard!”

"No...I have to do all this stuff?"

"Of course you come!"

The little old man said seriously:

"The people from the Etiquette Department and I have set the procedures for you according to the traditional etiquette system. Most of them are solemn and solemn. Although they can show the majesty, they are not conducive to showing the affinity of the royal family. A more people-friendly link needs to be added, and the hands-on Cutting cakes for guests is undoubtedly the most appropriate choice.”

When he said this, the little old man paused slightly, stretched out his hand to stroke his beard, then squinted his eyes and recalled with nostalgia:

"I was selected into the Department of Ceremonies back then because I cut the cake well. While showing the majesty of the royal family, I did not neglect any of the guests present, and received strong praise from the late king!

Haha, Your Excellency, tomorrow I will prepare six ceremonial knives of different shapes for you. When combined, there are about ninety different cutting methods. You only need to learn twelve common small flower knives to deal with the more special ones. situation... such as this scene. "

After drawing six little figures on the wall, the little old man looked at Leon eagerly, ignoring his increasingly gloomy expression, and asked expectantly:

"If at tomorrow's private banquet after the ceremony, envoys from the six countries of the Northern Kingdom, the Kingdom of Thunderstorms, the Kingdom of Thousand Sails, the Kingdom of Refractive Light, the Kingdom of Witches, and the Kingdom of Green Shade come over at the same time carrying dinner plates, what should you do? Can cutting cakes accommodate the distance and distance between kingdoms without harming the diplomatic relations between them?"

"Stab to death."

"ah?"

Maybe because he was a little old, he didn't hear clearly what Leon said. The little old man came closer and asked curiously:

"Your Excellency, what did you just say?"

"I just said...I'm going to stab them all to death!!!"

After seizing the pen with his hand and scratching out all six idiots who couldn't even cut a cake, Lyon, who had been struggling for more than ten hours, directly took the pen in his hand and stabbed him fiercely. posture, and then in the frightened expression of the little old man, he gritted his teeth and threatened:

"If you know how to cut it, then do it! Cut it for me properly!

Also, listen up! Tomorrow, anyone who dares to come to me with a plate and cut a cake for him will be stabbed by me! Then they were dragged out of the banquet, hung on tree branches at the entrance of the palace, and bled one by one! Put him to death and pull him down! "

(っ°Д°;)っ? ! ! !

…

It’s strange, why is there something a little wrong with today’s wedding?

Looking at the busy waiters outside through the translucent stained glass in the waiting room, the princess always felt that something was missing and could not help but frown in surprise.

Anna, who was accompanying her as a bridesmaid, noticed Princess Veronica's strange expression, immediately held her arm, and asked softly with some worry:

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"I didn't notice anything happened..."

After looking at the situation outside through the glass, Princess Veronica shook her head and replied in a low voice with some confusion:

"But today's wedding seems to have been simplified a lot compared to the original process."

"Ah? Is there any?"

"some."

After nodding slightly, Princess Veronica clapped her fingers and counted each item one by one:

"Normally speaking, before we get here, there should be two dress checks, three makeup and beauty treatments, dressing gown service, leaving home as a souvenir, and a simple meal with makeup... Only after these are completed, we will set off from the palace. Heading to the wedding venue.”

After counting more than a dozen tedious processes in succession, Princess Veronica said with some confusion in Anna's surprised look:

"But those repetitive processes are much less. Although commemorative services and the like are all done, they are done very perfunctorily... Strange, this doesn't look like the style of the etiquette department?"

"..."

Good guy... is it so troublesome? And there are more rules on the groom’s side? Can eldest brother bear it?

After listening to Princess Veronica's words, Anna couldn't help but clenched her fists worriedly, and then tentatively guessed:

"Could it be that the eldest brother felt that the process was too cumbersome, so he discussed it with the people in the etiquette department and simplified the unnecessary processes?"

"Maybe..."

After nodding slightly suspiciously, Princess Veronica said curiously:

"But many of the people in the ceremonial department are affiliated with the older generation of the royal family. They are very senior and very stubborn. How did Leon convince them?"

…

"Stab to death! Stab them all to death!"

With a click, he lifted half of the leg off the iron chair, made a strong stabbing gesture, and then pushed away the pale-faced female makeup artist next to him, and shouted at the old man behind him with a ferocious face:

"I can't offer condolences! Whoever I offer condolences to will be stabbed to death!

I can't give a speech! I will only stab the nearest one!

I won't go to the royal meeting! If you insist on going, I will stab everyone I see!

I won't do pre-marital prayers! If you keep talking, I will rush out and stab the fucking statue of God!"

"You...you you..."

"Get out of here! Otherwise, I will stab you first!!!"

"Ah! No! Don't come over here!"

Put After changing the badge with the fear effect and scaring away the old man who tried to force him to follow the procedure, Leon helped the female makeup artist who had fallen to the ground up and explained apologetically:

"Sorry, what I just said did not include you. The main reason is that the old man was too annoying. Only yelling at him like this will work... Well, just continue to put on makeup. Don't worry, I usually won't stab anyone."

"Okay... okay..."

Reaching out to hold the lame chair next to him, and standing firmly with the chair, the female makeup artist with trembling legs walked to the left hand side away from the "murder weapon" and continued to put on makeup for Leon with trembling.

Just as Leon closed his eyes and accepted the Parkinson-like makeup service of the female makeup artist, the guests who came to the wedding had already begun to enter one after another.

But when the envoys from the major kingdoms arrived outside the auditorium and saw the huge photo hanging outside, a horrified scream suddenly rang out from the envoys from the Northern Kingdom.

"Impossible! Hers must be fake! Fake!!!"