I! Cleaner!

"Leon."

After sending away the strange-looking young lady-in-waiting, Queen Veronica, with a blushing face, looked at Leon in his home clothes, and complained happily and helplessly:

"I'm glad you can come to see me in advance...but can't you not go through the window?"

"Uh..."

Faced with Queen Veronica's somewhat shy complaint, Leon's decent EQ was rarely online. He didn't admit that he was used to going through the window, but coughed dryly and said:

"I just wanted to see you so much, so I chose the fastest way."

"???"

After hearing the "love words" from Leon's mouth, Queen Veronica, who was about to close the window, couldn't help but tremble her arm slightly, and she bent the window lock twice before fastening it, and then turned her head and looked at him with surprise.

"What? Is there something wrong with me? Is there any soup on me?"

"No, no."

Seeing Leon checking his clothes, Princess Veronica couldn't help but frown, then she held Leon's arm and said with a smile:

"I'm just a little surprised that I can hear such cheesy words from you."

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"And it's a little fake. If you really want to see me, I'm afraid you would have come here by airship."

"."

"By the way, Leon, why did you come here today without waiting until midnight? Were you chased away from home by Anna?"

"?"

"Looking at your expression, am I right about everything?"

"... "

Being a little embarrassed by Veronica's words, Leon couldn't help but say with a little disappointment:

"If you don't like it, then I will..."

"Don't~"

After stretching out her index finger and tapping Leon's lips to block the second half of the sentence, Princess Veronica hugged Leon's waist with her backhand, tiptoed slightly and moved her face closer, and commented with a blushing cheek:

"Although the love words are fake, the intention to coax me is real, so it's nice to hear, I like to hear it, and I want to hear more~"

"Hiss..."

I didn't expect Veronica's attack to be so fierce right from the start. Before the little deer in Leon's heart lake had time to run around, it was knocked out by the herd of deer that began to shake their heads collectively behind.

As if he had been hit by some kind of intelligence-reducing buff, Leon hugged Queen Veronica who took the initiative to hug him, and said a lot of things that he was embarrassed to say at ordinary times. Then, until a certain threshold was broken, he was so embarrassed that he shuddered violently, and then he realized what he had done.

After digging his toes in his shoes twice, Lyon, who had regained his clarity, coughed dryly and changed the subject:

"By the way, I brought you a lot of specialties from the North. You..."

"I've received them~"

Hearing Lyon mention those frighteningly rich 'specialties', Queen Veronica's smile suddenly became three points sweeter. Her hot body leaned over and said in a tender voice with watery eyes:

"I like the specialties you brought back very much, so what prize do you want... What is this?"

"Snow mammoth jerky, the most famous specialty in the North."

After stuffing the sealed brown paper bag into Queen Veronica's hand, Lyon took things out of the mirror world one by one like a street magician.

"The rest are ice cave rhino jerky, spiny elephant smoked ribs, thick hoof donkey paws, and saber-toothed tigers... um, this is for a friend."

After stuffing the half-exposed saber-toothed tiger whip back into the mirror world, Leon took out other things from it in the confused look of Princess Veronica, and said apologetically as he took them out:

"I don't know what you like, so I bought all the specialties I could buy. In addition to food, there are bone carvings, white animal skins, Gem's colorful carpets, and ice crystal amber necklaces. ...Oh, and this snow linden honey!"

He took out a wide-mouthed bottle as big as a bucket from the mirror world and stuffed it into Queen Veronica's hot chest. After she shivered violently, Leon confidently introduced:

"You will definitely like this. This bottle of honey is said to be produced by some tiger bees. It has the effect of keeping the skin young and tender, but the quantity is very rare. Only a piece as big as a table can be scraped off every month. The ones in your hand are their production for two and a half years."

"???"

Is it honey I want? What I want is... Are you doing this on purpose? You are taking revenge for teasing you just now!

Looking at Leon who seemed to want to continue taking things out, Veronica, who had a necklace and pendant hanging around his neck, animal skins and carpets hanging on his shoulders, and a large wide-mouthed bottle in her arms, could not help but look black.

She first threw away the messy specialties on her body, then carefully put away the snow linden honey that can keep your skin young, and then reached out to press Lyon's shoulders and pushed him to sit on the big sofa in the middle of the room.

"Wait... there are still specialties for you."

"Don't worry, there are more specialties, one by one."

Seeing Lyon, who was still ready to make trouble at this time, Queen Veronica couldn't help but snorted, then reached out and wiped the buttons of Lyon's collar, and announced with a blushing face:

"You just came back from the North, and you are also a special product of the North. You belong to me tonight!"

"Ah?!"

Ten thousand words are omitted here.

[You accepted the invitation of the current queen of the Kingdom of Migratory Birds, and held several special activities with her in two different locations that could not pass the review. You successfully activated the black iron badge "blocked word lover"]

[Blocking word enthusiast: an adult who has actively practiced with a legal partner, mastered a small amount of "blocking word" skills, and enjoys the behavior]

[Wearing effect: Although there are still deficiencies in technology, you have gained a lot of experience in practice, so your ability will be improved to a certain extent when performing activities that cannot be approved]

[Advanced route: After completing 30 corresponding exercises with a legal partner and unlocking more than 5 different scenes, this badge will automatically be promoted to the bronze badge "Blocking word expert", current progress 5/30, 2/5]

[Hidden feature (no need to wear): In addition to the influence of your own quality, the total duration of your "blocking word" action will continue to increase with the specific level of the "blocking word" badge]

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It seems that the saber-toothed tiger... well... it should not be used...

Looking at the new badge on the panel, Leon, who was awakened by the morning sun, couldn't help but touch his nose, and then turned his head to look around.

Queen Veronica, who had enjoyed the "Northern Specialties" for a night, was sleeping soundly in the soft quilt, covered with another specialty bought from the North.

Reaching out to brush Veronica's messy hair to the side of her face, after staring at her for a while, Leon turned over and got out of bed lightly, turned over the dressing mirror upside down on the carpet, and then apologized to the [Miss Crashed] who was tied up in the mirror:

"I'm sorry, I didn't want to do this, mainly because you really came at a bit of a bad time..."